#this is cracking me up rn

[amygdalae]

Terry Pratchett, Jingo

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[lyrichi]

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

[i-mode]

bashing myself in the head with a frying pan rn

[cherium-meadows]

I want y’all to know I’ll be back once I’m done having my fill w/ the new update LMAOO

In the mean time why did he do this when I gave him an egg😭😭😭😭

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

You’re a weretiger, grow some wereballs

[turnipoddity]

i saw the sneak peek and this was my first thought. sorry.

AKSHSKDJDK why cant i be shot by a dilf beam….

[lunarrolls]

ashton and orym having a simultaneous headache while laudna makes a new bestie, colorized

[dazaii]

#look how proud shigure is tho

[gasstationpopcorn]

youtube

[amiharana]

Link is so fine in the new game I wish revali was alive to see him in the frostbite set

first of all, you're so real. i would smash fr 😩 alexa play closer by rm because totk link is the youngin from the block i'm bouta come holla at

secondly, i was talking to @senchee just the other day about the frostbite tunic when i found it and i just kept yelling about link in his #SlutEra. slutty link is so important to me u guys The girls that get it get it and the girls that don't don't!

i think if revali ever saw link in the frostbite set, his brain would have a hard reset while he processes just exactly what link is wearing, and then he gets extremely flustered, shouting about Why are you wearing this-this abomination out in the cold of hebra! showing off your entire BACKSIDE to your enemies, are you an imbecile yes or no! but his feathers are poofed out and his eyes are practically bulging out of his head, the great revali stuttering and stumbling over his words at the mere sight of his beloved's flesh.

AND ALSO CONSIDER revali songbird-ifying the word 'frostbite' for link when he wears the frostbite set and just like 'songbird', it sticks and becomes a new favorite pet name for link ^_^

[cubikzoa]

No but Hannibal and Will are both so dramatic and petty, and in truth, clever and intellectual. I highly doubt their arguments would resort to, uh, culinary combat unless they had exhausted all other insulting options. Like Will is mad bc Hannibal will not let him adopt the 23rd dog in a row and Hannibal is mad that there is MUD on the CARPET and dog fur on his $552239737900 suit. Will puts McDonald’s coupons in Hannibal’s wallet. Hannibal switches the time on every single clock in the house. Will puts ketchup and mustard on his fancy gourmet dinner. Hannibal frames a poster for a local dog catching service.

Will is like “Well we already agreed that tonight we are going to have regular pork” and Hannibal is like “Well I apologize, there’s only one dish on the table that is people-free. So sorry, Will.” Will’s like “Wow Hannibal, thanks for making me a jello dessert for dinner. So nice of you” and then Hannibal says “Gelatin, the main ingredient, traditionally comes from boiling cartilaginous cuts of meat, usually pork. The people-free dish is in fact the water with a mediterranean lime and a hint of mint leaf in it” and Will grabs the frying pan and a potato skewer and leaps over the table

[rayroseu-reblogs]

family photo atlast 🥰🥰✨✨✨ nothing bad ever happened to them✨✨

[halfax-a]

Mumbo Jumbo's rendition of darude sandstorm. You have to see it to believe it.

[good-beanswrites]

I think it's So Funny that Fuuta canonically loves engaging in twitter discourse, has played fantasy/online games (and likely has touched on anime to some degree), and his whole shtick is he likes dishing out judgements on others from the comfort of his own home --

He would have fucking loved the Milgram Project...

[tscsunlover]

ok i’ve seen so many people talking about the height difference and people asking why they want ty to be taller and here’s my answer. I feel like a lot of the time it’s always the herondale are just like cut copies of the ones who come before them (which to those people I saw look at james and jace) but like I don’t want kit to become more like jace if that makes sense. I feel like fanfics i’m reading always have kit just acting like jace and I don’t like that… I want kit to stay the kid who talked about superhero’s and was funny (but a different brand of funny than jace cause I see people compare there humor a lot and I just disagree) and while it doesn’t make a lot of sense now that i’m typing this out I want kit to be shorter because it fits the nerdy funny personality he has in my head and like ty’s a centurion (I have no idea how to spell this but it autocorrected to this) and he’s gonna be like an amazing detective and this literally makes no sense but i’ve already typed it out so…