#this is extremely extremely corny
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Is that canon!?! Was Machete just really naive/didn't really understand the implications of his relationship to Vasco? Did his mentor ever find out about them or discuss such things with him? I assume bc he didn't have parents, he kinda didn't get educated on sex or anything. Was it a big shock to realize he was "sinning"?
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#eh I was just exaggerating it for comedy because the page was so unintentionally funny and fitting#he might've been a little bit naive but was painfully aware he was in a relationship with a man and that it was forbidden#his mentor was all about asceticism and mortification and extreme self-denial#and had drilled it into his head that practically all romantic feelings let alone sex were foolish and sinful and should be shunned#so his feelings about the whole thing were complicated but in the end Vasco was more important#not to sound corny#but there was a hole in his heart that he had desperately tried to fill with god that never seemed to care about him#and once he got some of that love he had been aching for#from another living person#he had to do what it takes to make room for that in his belief system#how could such a tender fulfilling and healing thing be wrong#answered#anonymous#his mentor did eventually find out about them and wasn't very happy about it#to put it mildly#but by that point Machete had managed to mostly inch his way out from under his heel#he was graduating and getting ordained and wouldn't be going back to Naples#if it were up to him he'd never want to see him again
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Do you think BF would ever be able to convince Whitty to wear one of those cat-ears headband things?
mm well don't see why not lol
have a vaguely related-but-not-really doodle I guess bc why not ha
#bombeep#whittyxbf#slightly more actual answer: no matter what it is if bf is persistent enough whitty will probably cave eventually#bf being his one biggest weakness and all that ridiculously corny stuff lmao#and really a cat ear headband is really quite a mild thing to ask for and tbh I don't see why whitty would mind it much to begin with#au-wise at least lmao#so ye anyways#pose dumb and silly making it not really relevant to the ask itself but eh they got ears on I guess so hm#ye idk#not feeling very creative atm lol#ye they look silly with some parts being extremely lazy but ignoring that maybe it's a cute doodle still so eh good enough#take it or leave it#enjoy or don't#whatever floats your boat#fnf au#fnf shipping#boyfriend#whitty#bf#I draw what I want#ask is a few months old so ye sorry for late reply and all that but ye#thanks for the message#thanks for the suggestion#even if it wasn't really an art ask it sorta motivated me to doodle something anyways so thanks for that either way lol#stay groovy friendo
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An Ill-Fated Afterparty: Part I
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Caleb: This was a bad idea, Lilith. I can still take her ho-
Lilith: Leave us be, Caleb! Isn't it past your curfew anyway?
Helena: [muffled] Yeah! Go to bed, Grandpa!
Lilith: Let's get you upstairs before you giggle yourself to death, darling.
Helena: [breathlessly] Holy shit! Are those, like, your great-great-grandparents? They look just like you!
Lilith: Yes, we Vatores have remarkably strong genes.
Helena: Are you fucking with me? You guys must've gone to one of those old-timey photo studios in the mall!
Lilith: [whispers] I think you're trying to distract me.
Helena: Distract you from what?
Lilith: From this. You know, the biggest, softest bed in the world is waiting for us just beyond these doors.
Helena: Well, then why are we still out here?
Lilith: Good question.
Helena: Lead the way, Ms. Vatore.
Lilith: I'll just slip into something more comfortable
Helena: [crains neck] What have you got hiding back there anyway? A closet full of skeletons?
Lilith: [laughs] The girl's got jokes. What's not to love?
Helena: [sighs contentedly] You'd better love me. Because there's no way I'm leaving this bed until you're dragging my cold, lifeless corpse away.
#ts4#sims 4#sims 4 story#ts4 story#simblr#story: hzid#helena zhao#lilith vatore#caleb vatore#helena look around you!!!#the skeletons (and creepy animal heads and anachronistic portraits) are out in the open!#there's nothing i love more than extremely heavy-handed macabre humor#the less subtle the better imo#btw i know it's corny but i would really love to reach 1k followers by the end of the year#so if you guys want to try to help me get there it would be really special :)
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Indulging my unexpected new interest in insects and arachnids and making a serious effort to temper the instinctual Creep Factor with curiosity and appreciation was honestly one of the best moves I ever made. They really are just little guys, and they're fascinating. Every day the world gets bigger and more beautiful.
#is this corny. don't care. good morning.#i used to seriously hate ants like i wouldn't call it a genuine phobia but it did cause a moderate level of distress#so....idk it's just nice not feeling such extreme disgust every time i see one these days.#Devastating: Blog You Followed For TLOK Content Suddenly Into Bugs Now
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Your art gives me life
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ok i found this on the beatles subreddit and i really hate men atm (because you know this is straight white men saying this shit)
BITCH MCLENNON HAS A LONG AND ANCIENT HISTORY AND MCLENNON SHIPPERS ARE THE WHOLE BACKBONE OF THE BEATLES' WORLDWIDE SUCCESS FUCK YOUUUU
#btw i'm a millennial and PROUD MCLENNON TRUTHER GO GET FUCKED YOU PUNY BITCHES#besides IT'S PAUL DOING THE ENTIRE HEAVY LIFTING LIKE WE'RE JUST PAYING ATTENTION#like he literally said they slept together#that he dreams of John like all the time#he says corny and extremely romantic shit about John all the time#if you saw Get Back you know#like what else should happen for people to get off of us#it's not my fault that paul literally defined himself as John's ex wife and he had to cut all contacts with John because of Yoko#as if that's a 'just mates' thing#is it my fault that he keeps writing songs explicitly about john where he says 'i love you'#is it my fault that he spent 43 years constantly not getting over it#is it my fault that every time he performs Here Today he can't help but cry#is it my fault that he explicitly said he and John had such a deep understanding that they could communicate without speaking#LOOK AT HIM NOT US#the beatles#mclennon#and btw zoomers who are beatles fans are 100% welcome fuck you#the Beatles are for EVERYBODY
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#idk but kish dramatically singing corny songs like this one while thinking about ichigo makes extremely sense to me#tokyo mew mew#tmm#tokyo mew mew new#tmmn#ichigo momomiya#mew ichigo#kisshu#kish#quiche#kishigo#meme#shitpost
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genuinely feel like getting into jake and johnnies channels and all that jazz has helped me so much lately and maybe its just a random hyperfixation thatll soon leave me but rn they feel like what younger me needed and being able to get it now is just wow
#i feel so corny but they have made me feel so much more okay with myself?? i dont feel so odd when im watching them#is this what a parasocial relationship is? idek i dont think its that extreme? who cares tbh its not like im stalking or harrassing them#anyway i should go to bed because i have to be up for work in a few hours but im only a little bit sleepy#but then if i wait til im more sleepy then i think im gonna feel more tired when i wake up#today ive been kinda only sleeping a couple hours but multiple times throughout the day woahh kinda like a cat or smth#i wish i was a cat i think id be good at it#des rambles
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on the one hand i miss my old blog because a bunch of my old writings were on there that i thought were pretty good. on the other hand so were like a billion truly awful posts including but not limited to an essentially meticulous and comprehensive catalog of my thoughts from teenagerhood through age ~26. like you all don't need to know that I had a "lutheranism" tag. you don't need to know I had a proto-dark-academia phase in like 2016 which included using tags like "let your hair wild itself unto snakes." and many such sundries. i used to be a "glow blog" in 2013. remember those.
#this is my text post tag#like. genuinely extremely corny shit.#god i just remembered i had a pantheism tag. for when i was a pantheist.
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#royai#riza hawkeye#roy mustang#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#i can be extremely corny even when unprompted so beware#sorry#or not#also i lifted this pose from a comic panel if you know you know it's the flowers
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Whenever i read posts on here abt being gay for women and the women ppl are attracted to im like well shit maybe i really dont like women after all. And then i draw one yuri for myself and im like nevermind
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Some absolutely terrible pet shop of horrors content i made this week
#pet shop of horrors#psoh#petshop of horrors#my art#ig#i genuinly love d so much#i should hold one of those is count d gay polls#idk i personally like to think he's straight only bc it's really funny#count d#the annoying guy who i don't know the name of#also i know some of the ally things count d has are corny thats the joke#me slowly realising that my favorite characters are all op beings who should be#extremely threathening but just aren't dur to being too silly
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i hate finding songs that have the perfect lyrics for a character playlist… and then you listen to it and don’t like the actual song at all. 😔
#eno.txt#it does not matter how hard i try. i cannot get myself to like this one producer’s music.#they’re extremely popular! but i find their musical style grating and their lyrics… ehh.#some are okay and some are just a bit corny.
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The way people think mike and will fell in love prior to s1 or they were in kindergarten... i am asking again, why do you guys read fanfic too much and want bad writing.
lmaoooo when they were in kindergarten is not serious AT ALL like that's BAD fanfic writing
#you don't have to be like 16 to like someone so if we're saying like not IN LOVE yes i think you can like someone at 12 my first crush#where i didn't change my mind two days later was when i was 12. but fell/were in love before s1 and started liking each other in#kindergarten like you can't be serious#it's extremely corny too#ask
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Stannis Baratheon
it is such a pain to draw this man... also for the most part im doing the normal house sigils over personal/cadet sigils so no heart of r'hllor 4 him
still taking requests for my asoiaf portraits series!
#stannis baratheon#valyrian scrolls#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf#asoiaf art#asoiaf fanart#a song of ice and fire#house baratheon#stannis the mannis#drawing bald men is literally the most taxing thing in the world but ya know what god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers#so i must be extremely *aemond voice* strong#not to be corny on the main but. if u cant count on me for corn what am i good for
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