#this is for a second epic movie

[wooglebear]

My first CU OC that isn't for the Roleswap AU or ACIT.

This is Tilly Smith. She appears in my conceptual sequel to the First Epic Movie.

She's basically Melvinborg's right-hand man. Yes, Melvinborg shows up in this hypothetical sequel and he's the main antagonist.

I'd describe her as a "teenage" version of Dawn Bellwether (Zootopia), since this version of Melvinborg is basically a cyborg Evelyn Deavor.

Tilly's hairband is mostly so Melvinborg doesn’t accidentally erase himself from the timeline by fucking with the past. Things get really dicey when you directly tamper with your own past, so Tilly's hairband helps him a) not get erased just by existing near melvin and b) helps him circumnavigate paradoxes so he can actually do things.

Some notes for this version of Melvinborg.

the tetocu verse and the film universe are two different beasts, so this is melvinborg’s deal in this sequel.

Melvinborg realizes in the future ‘oh shit I never got into eliteanati’. So he goes back into the past and meets Melvin at the back of the school one day. They strike a deal that if Melvin can help Tilly hide under the guise of a normal student, Melvinborg will send Melvin to Eliteanati. The first act of the movie sees Melvinborg use his Vil Endenemys disguise while George and Harold attempt to uncover the mystery of the new "superintendent". Consider Vil Endenemys the Madame Frou Frou to Melvinborg's Snatcher.

He'd want to make sure that an alternate timeline where his younger self gets into his dream school becomes the main timeline- or what he sees as a Better Timeline - and try to set up the parameters for its existence but it goes sideways in some way.

Melvinborg is so dead-set on eliteanati that it actively shoots him in the foot.

During the first act of the movie, George and Harold are trying to run for class president. George wants to be class president, while Harold wants to be it too. They tell Melvin about all the changes they'll make to the class when they're class president, much to Melvin's disgust. To the horror of the boys and relief of Melvin, an annoyed Krupp vetoes the votes in favor of getting the new girl Tilly to be the class president instead.

During her facade, Tilly acts all calm and collected, sweet, gracious, and knows just the right words to say in almost any given situation. Even if she's a bit of a stalker.

But when she reveals her true nature… dear lord.

Turns out her nice nature is Fake As Hell, her purple eyes are contact lenses, and she is a teen who is completely full of herself and horrible as fuck.

Did I say "teen"? It's revealed that Tilly is actually 25 and lied about her age to everyone. She trades her salmon jacket for a white lab coat.

She reveals this nature by basically recreating this scene from TS3 (don't worry, there won't be an incinerator, or a dump):

Don't worry. Melvinborg will get his comeuppance and Tilly is going to get Exactly what she deserves... however, what I envision as what she deserves may differ from what happened to Poopypants in the first movie.

At the end of the movie George's like "I don't know which villain was worse, the Professor or Tilly." and Harold's like, "Probably Poopypants because him being alive and not in prison scares the hell out of me. At least he's tiny."

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[poke-is-a-dork]

Various oswalds and mickeys I have accumulated. They simply keep appearing I don't know what to do with them!

[deweyduck]

KEN CARSON SAID “I LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU BARBIE NO MATTER YOUR CHOICES” IN EVERY SINGLE TIMELINE

[suntantism]

this is still one of my favorite saw scenes. it feels like something out of a dhar mann skit.

[your-moms-third-leg]

if i had a nickel for everytime a queen with a fucking lit character design was given only how many seconds of screentime and then immediately killed off, i'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice

[moonchild-in-blue]

Today I learned that Epic the Musical is an internet musical series based on the Odyssey -

- rather then some obscure off-Broadway stage production of Epic:

... the 2013 weird movie about leaf people.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔖𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔢𝔯'𝔰 𝔏𝔦𝔰𝔱  𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 𝔦𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔰 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡

𝔖𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔢𝔯'𝔰 𝔏𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 յգգՅ 𝔄𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔢𝔭𝔦𝔠 𝔥𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔡𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔞 𝔣𝔦𝔩𝔪 𝔡𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔖𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔤 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔟𝔶 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 ℨ𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔞𝔫.

[itz-rayne-12]

HAPPY 7TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE CU MOVIE 

[like-sands-of-time]

Idk man I'm a little mad we got one dying kiss between soulmates out of 6 hours of film and no future for them, it just feels insanely unsatisfying? I guess?

Was that meant to be a happy ending?? Her other half is dead .. story rules dictate she can't just go on and be happy with her other half dead, not after they actually said it instead of leaving it unspoken. They have some force bond. Dyads. Equals, two halves of one whole. Balance between light and dark. First in generations they said. No way she's just Fine after his death. No way she's Balanced after his death, what? How?

[sneedlly]

Imagine if the hypno-ring transformation didn’t work, that would’ve been so embarrassed.

Like imagine doing that whole little speech and then nothing happened omggg 😭😭

[lovelypink2005]

I wonder how many people/kids back then actually DID send the Scholastic Inc. This mail right after they finished reading the 5th book...

[edge-oftheworld]

help i'm listening to an orchestral arrangement of holiday by green day and i can't deal with it

[jeremyfrail]

Just saw dune part 1 & 2. Fuck that guy

[irenedubrovna]

I miss Shogun already

[todayisafridaynight]

no stream this weekend if you got homework last week deadline's extended