Lady Danbury: is something going on between you and my brother?
Violet: remember that time you fucked my dad?
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Death the farmer vs an orphan, a depressed alcoholic, and a rancher
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Heavenly officials: Hua cheng is dangerous!
Xie lian: 👍🏻
Heavenly officials: He's challenged 33 gods and made them lose their godhood
Xie lian: 👍🏻 *kisses him*
Heavenly officials: He'll kill you!
Xie lian: 👍🏻 *sleeps with him*
Heavenly officials: Something is not fucking right with this guy.
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𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 (sound of salt falling weakly to the table) hyah hyah hyah
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i NEED people to know that fairies in dungeon meshi are made from blood, semen, and horse manure
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