Narinder: You stupid Lamb, do you really think you will defeat me? ME? I am a GOD! THE GOD OF DEATH! THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU BACK YOUR LIFE, EVERYTHING YOU POSSESS IS MINE! No weapon can defeeeeeeeat.... me.
Lamb: [pulls out a game with a laser]
there is something incredibly funny about chilchuck getting so SEEN by leed, who ryoko kui has said is the equivalent of a middle school student in a modern au. the man w/ three daughters just got read for filth by a teenage girl. poetic justice at its finest.
The second I decided to take a break is the second I get a huge amount of followers just know I talk about Raph a lot I love Raph I want to be Raph imagine being able to bully your brothers and them not being able to do anything about it cuz you got the strength of a hormonal, grizzly, bear 
You can take out a life insurance policy on one person each session, including yourself. If they lose a life, you get a piece of enchanted diamond gear at random.
Here's the catch: If someone finds out you killed someone for the life insurance policy you put on them, your inventory is reset as penance. This includes chat death messages indicating they were slain by you. Ergo, you have to make it look like an accident. Trap them.
PLEEEASE I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO PERSONAL FINANCE CLAAASS-