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Bro he fucking laughed at Kong's tooth
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jzmn8r · 7 months
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uh yeah thats the whole point
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misslevy · 3 months
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Narinder: You stupid Lamb, do you really think you will defeat me? ME? I am a GOD! THE GOD OF DEATH! THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU BACK YOUR LIFE, EVERYTHING YOU POSSESS IS MINE! No weapon can defeeeeeeeat.... me. Lamb: [pulls out a game with a laser]
Narinder:
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aimseytv · 1 year
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oddly specific references to old baby photos of us
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genderfcker · 7 days
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there is something incredibly funny about chilchuck getting so SEEN by leed, who ryoko kui has said is the equivalent of a middle school student in a modern au. the man w/ three daughters just got read for filth by a teenage girl. poetic justice at its finest.
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arrowmaker15 · 26 days
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Red Hood, smirking at Batman on the Watchtower: We were both wrong.
Batman, with two Green Lanterns knocked out at his feet: Mm.
Red Hood: It wasn't Hal-
Batman: It was not.
Red Hood: But you punched him anyways-
Batman: Yes.
Red Hood: Then Guy came in-
Batman: Also yes.
Red Hood: Confessed that he spread the rumor-
Batman: Mhm.
Red Hood: So you knocked him out again.
Batman: That is what happened.
Red Hood:
Red Hood: I need to join the Justice League ASAP.
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pasteilian · 9 months
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The second I decided to take a break is the second I get a huge amount of followers just know I talk about Raph a lot I love Raph I want to be Raph imagine being able to bully your brothers and them not being able to do anything about it cuz you got the strength of a hormonal, grizzly, bear 
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jordanhaszane · 5 months
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@pajamamen @localguy2 @saarocc I really hate that tumblr cant make you post a video as a reblog im sorry but here i made this
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feathered-serpents · 7 months
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"Aziraphale and Crowley shouldn't be in the shipping bracket, it's too recent!"
The shipping bracket is of the 100 most popular ships on Ao3. That's it. It has nothing to do with how old the ship is
Aziraphale and Crowley as a ship is 33 years old
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Selfie before betrayal...😁
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ntwhlvndthnks · 10 months
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miles morales in dungeons and daddies be like whats up doodler
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bad-traffic-smp-ideas · 4 months
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Insurance Life.
You can take out a life insurance policy on one person each session, including yourself. If they lose a life, you get a piece of enchanted diamond gear at random.
Here's the catch: If someone finds out you killed someone for the life insurance policy you put on them, your inventory is reset as penance. This includes chat death messages indicating they were slain by you. Ergo, you have to make it look like an accident. Trap them.
PLEEEASE I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO PERSONAL FINANCE CLAAASS-
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aimseytv · 7 months
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me guqqie and ran keep getting fanart of each other suggested to us on twitter because we always send each other cool fanart we see
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sexyvixen7 · 5 months
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😂😂😂😂
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aropride · 10 months
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the adblocker stays on during sex
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bananaofswifts · 1 year
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