#this is her canon insta btw

[mintaikk]

Ik the mods follow the other accounts mostly just bcuz of rp purposes, but imagine your dad's affair partner following you 😭

[thatbennybee]

ChordStriker!AU Q&A

I'm doing a bit of a Q&A about my ChordStriker!AU on insta after sharing this teaser WIP, so I figured I'd present some of the questions here! (Feel free to ask more btw!)

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Rock!Poppy

Q: "Is Poppy's family (Peppy & Viva) still with her since the Bergens didn't attack them?"

A: Peppy is with her, but he is confused/in mental decline like canon King Thrash was. Viva is missing. Poppy was old enough to remember her.

Q: "Will Viva play somewhat of a role in this AU?"

A: Yes, she's had a much bigger impact on Poppy's life, even till this day even though she's been missing for many years now. Poppy has never stopped looking for her.

Q: "Is King Peppy still a liar in your AU?"

A: Nah, he's normal. Sometimes hating him with my entire being is hard, so he gets to be a good dad this time. He's just not all there mentally so Poppy is more like his caretaker now.

Q: "Poppy's relationships don't last long because she gets bored... So how long is Branch going to last?"

A: The Rat Pack (Snack Pack) is wondering the same thing, but Poppy's never used the bf/gf/partner labels before meeting him which is strange... 👀

Q: "Does Poppy still party?"

A: She's a total party animal! Her parties are even more intense than a Pop Troll party since Rock Trolls are pretty extreme. LOL

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Pop!Barb (Barbie)

Q: "What does Barb look like?"

A: For now, this is her design, it might change once I have time to draw her digitally.

Q: "Does this mean Barb has to go through the events of Trolls 1?"

A: Nope, Barb never befriends Bridget because they have never met. They have found a way to remain undetected in the forest. (Thanks to Branch’s constant nagging about safety)

Q: "How does Barb's gang look? Is there any significant differences in their dynamics?"

A: I haven't had time to finish them all, but here's some of them for now. There's more members of The Lunch Rush, but this is all I have for now!

Val Thundershock → Valentina Wondershock.

Only Queen Barbie calls her Val. She is very optimistic & loves to sing & dance! She's Barbie’s right-hand troll, BFFL & knows everything about her. They have a very... "close" relationship. ;] She's a popstar who's managed by Demo and loves to help make Pop Village a happier place.

Riff

He's a university student studying to be an engineer. He's very soft spoken, doesn't like to make a fuss and is probably the nicest guy around. He's quite close to Barbie and sees her as an older sister. He's actually on friendly terms with Branch. His favorite treat is lollipops. 🍭

Carol

But you can call her Carrie! Everyone does. She's a bit of a diva, loves to look good & dull things bore her. She will ignore anything that doesn't catch her eye, even trolls. Best to be looking your very best!

Sid Fret

Just call him Sid, no need to be so formal. He is every trolls dream guy and he knows it! He's a great roller derby racer and loves the attention trolls give him. Sure, he's a little self-absorbed, but he's a very loyal friend.

Demo

Not much has changed about Demo. He's perfect as he is <3 He's just a little more excitable & cutesy than before. He cares about Valentina a lot & they are very close friends.

Petra

She is the blueprint, she's the moment, she's everything. A model, actress, singer, you name it, she can do it. She's perfect... Who doesn't want to be her?

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Branch

Q: "How different is Branch in this AU vs canon Branch?"

A: He is the same Branch essentially, just without the development he gains at the end of Trolls 1 & so-on. None of it occurred, so he is still grey, miserable & a recluse. He helped Barb to come up with a plan to keep everyone safe after nagging & warning her for ages, but after that, he returned to his bunker & is still not well-liked by the village.

Q: "Does she know Branch's whole past? If she does, what was her reaction?"

A: Not sure if you meant Barb or Poppy, so I'll answer for both. Barb—no. I don't think she'd ever find out, and she's also not the type to ask. Their personalities clash a bit too much, she stays out of his way like he asks her to.

For Poppy—I think it would come up naturally in conversation after a while when Branch feels more comfortable sharing. Poppy isn't the type to pry, but makes it clear that it's out of understanding, not a lack of caring. She can tell that he is closed off for a reason. She relates to that. I think she'd be beyond pissed once he told her, though.

Q: "Will Branch's brothers be in this?"

A: Yes, but Floyd will be getting the bigger role this time.

Q: "How quickly does Branch fall for Poppy? I'm sure the answer is yes, but is he happy?"

A: I'd say he's quite guarded in the beginning. He is cautious around her for the first few weeks, but he starts to come around once he picks up on Poppy being emotionally guarded herself.

Things move quickly once their walls come down around each other, & a mutual understanding is there. Poppy fell for him first. (At least, that's what Branch lets her believe, as it was love at first sight for him, but he'd never tell her that; she'd get a big head about it.)

[the-oblivious-writer]

Comfort Crowd

Core Four and Fem!Reader | Sam Carpenter x Fem!Reader

One-Shot: Social Media Au, No GF Au

Summary: Just you, the core four, and a few other scream characters being chaotic

Warning(s): Swearing, "kys" being thrown around (once & jokingly ofc), no gf au, best friend's older sister & age gap (sam is 25/26 & r is 19)

Notes: First time doing a social media au thing for a fic soo if you have any feedback lemme know. Hope you enjoy, this was honestly fun to make

3/7 for Seven Days Of Christmas

mindythegreat

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mindythegreat: can’t take these bitches anywhere @y/n @justalilguy

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chadtheman_meeks: I just know your asses are freezing 💀

>justalilguy: SHE THREW ME ASS FIRST

>y/n: THREEWW?? YOU JUMPED ON MY BACK THEN SLIPPED

>justalilguy: LIESS

>y/n: YOU CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY IN THE FIRST PHOTO

>justalilguy: GASLIGHTER

>y/n: LITERALLY STFUP

chadtheman_meeks: now they're at it in the replies 😭

>ambers_notafreeman: LMAO

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y/n

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y/n: we studying tf outa this exam 😤

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chadtheman_meeks: you spent the first 20 mins deciding on what playlist to use and then another 10 flirting with the librarian

>y/n: and you spent the first half hour giggling with liv on face time 🤨

mindythegreat: chad knows how to read??

>chadtheman_meeks: fuck you.

justalilguy: I see you've started without me 😒

>y/n: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET LIKE TWO HOURS AGO??

>justalilguy: IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF

>y/n: WE WERE MEETING AT 4 HOW MUCH SLEEP DO YOU NEED???

samcarpenter1997: @justalilguy This is the study session you slept through?

>justalilguy: sam?? since when did you have insta?

>samcarpenter1997: Mindy helped me set up an account

y/n: @justalilguy why have you never told me that your older sister is so breath taking? that's breaking girl code 😔

>justalilguy: no. just no. stay away from her.

>y/n: I was just making an observation? btw can I come over?

>justalilguy: NO.

>y/n: so in 30 mins work? great! tell sammy I won't be long

>justalilguy: YOU DID NOT JUST-

chadtheman_meeks: @justalilguy it's a canon event.

>not_ethanlandry: she hit on my sister too

>justwes: and mine

>livvy: mine too

>ambers_notafreeman: same.

>justalilguy: @y/n you have a fucking problem

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y/n

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y/n: bro's too stubborn to admit she needs help reaching the top shelf

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ambers_notafreeman: lmao she's so short not even tip-toeing would help her reach

>mindythegreat: rip amber

>livvy: was nice knowing you ames

>justalilguy: oh? well if I'm so short then ig I can't kiss you

>ambers_notafreeman: I didn't mean it in a bad way bby 😢

>justalilguy: there's a good way? please. enlighten me.

ambers_notafreeman: @y/n wat do I do.

>y/n: hm? oh, sry, I was too busy laughing at your ass being in the doghouse for the 3rd time this week 💀

>ambers_notafreeman: kys.

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samcarpenter1997

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samcarpenter1997: (sam? putting a caption? funny.)

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y/n: KSHFSKH I mean- Gorgeous as always 💕

>samcarpenter1997: Thank you! 🙂

>justalilguy: GTFO OF HER COMMENTS as for you @samcarpenter1997 wtf was that???

>samcarpenter1997: Your friend gave me a compliment. I literally just said thank you.

>justalilguy: since when do you actually reply to comments?? second of all, THE EXCLAMATION MARK AND EMOJI??? Sam. for you, that's basically jamming your tongue down her throat

>samcarpenter1997: I was just being polite, you're really overthinking this

>y/n: yeah, @justalilguy just listen to the drop dead gorgeous woman

>samcarpenter1997: @y/n Talking about yourself?

>y/n: oh!! 🤭

>justalilguy: I've died and this is hell.

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y/n

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y/n: me and my fav drummer boy @juswes are back at it again

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justwes: anything for my favorite guitarist 😊

>y/n: ❤️

chadtheman_meeks: I better be the first to hear it!

>y/n: was there any doubt??

samcarpenter1997: That guitar looks good on you

>y/n: bet you'd suit me better

>samcarpenter1997: We could test that theory

>y/n: oh, how I'd love to

>justalilguy: what. the. actual. fuck.

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mindythegreat

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mindythegreat: LMAOO guess what she just walked in on

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chadtheman_meeks: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

ambers_notafreeman: @justalilguy I just got your text, I'm so sorry babe 😭

>justalilguy: IN THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM

not_ethanlandry: I don't get it?

>justwest: same

>chadtheman_meeks: y/n and sam were making out and Tara saw them...

>justwes: OH...y/n's gonna be annoying asf now right?

>chadtheman_meeks: 100%

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y/n

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y/n: LOST IN THE LABYRINTH OF MY MIND

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justalilguy: this is my new waking nightmare.

>chadtheman_meeks: I tried to warn you

>ambers_notafreeman: you should see the look on her face rn

nik: aww, you guys are so cute together 🥰

>y/n: thank you anika<33

not_ethanlandry: you said you weren't looking for a relationship?

>y/n: with you. I wasn't looking for a relationship with you

>not_ethanlandry: noted

mindythegreat: @ambers_notafreeman pay up

>ambers_notafreeman: @y/n you couldn't have waited another week before posting how down bad you are??

>y/n: the heart wants what the heart wants

samcarpenter1997: 🖤

>y/n: 🤍

>samcarpenter1997: Are you coming over later?

>y/n: ofc I am 😉

>samcarpenter1997: Then I'll see you later, beautiful

>y/n: skhfkhfksh see you 🥰

mindythegreat: @justalilguy weren't you just telling me you think they look good together?

>justalilguy: MINDY

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chadtheman_meeks

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chadtheman_meeks: @y/n was supposed to put them in for 10 minutes...she put them in for 30 😐

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justalilguy: @y/n how tf do you mess that up

>y/n: I don't appreciate being attacked rn

>justalilguy: hm?

>y/n: ...I wanted them a extra crispy

>justalilguy: you're such a dumbass sometimes 💀

>y/n: actually I'm just a girl

ambers_notafreeman: @y/n aren't you always saying how you'd be a housewife for the right woman and shit

>y/n: that still stands!!

>ambers_notafreeman: how do you expect to do that when you can't even bake cookies??

>y/n: wow. I wasn't expecting such sexism from you- chad maybe but you? it's the betrayal for me 😦

>ambers_notafreeman: idk how I tolerate you

>chadtheman_meeks: um hello???

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y/n

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y/n: Merry christler🎄❄️

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A/N: Tara and R in a nutshell (poor chad getting caught in the middle)

[11queensupreme11]

How do the gods feel about Percy being an 'It Girl'? Idk, every time I think of her, i just imagine all the popular girls from high school 😭

omg i gotta talk about this in detail forgive me 😂😂

you know those tiktok stories ppl post about their glow ups? like they'd show pics of them when they were kids or in middle school, to how they look now in high school/collage/working adult????

THAT'S PERCY!!!!!

percy canonically was seen as a loser in the earlier books. she was constantly shuffled around boarding schools, which are EXPENSIVE btw, and in my fic the explanation for that is that these schools willingly took percy in with free tuition/lowered tuition because of how HORRIBLE her record is, and they wanted to take her in in hopes they could "improve" her and make their school look better cuz "hey we took this criminal poor child in and we made her a stellar student! we're so much better than the other schools, so give us donations and send ur kids to us because we actually work!" and that obviously just... never happened lol 💀

BUT ANYWAY, those schools are expensive and usually filled with wealthy kids from wealthy families, and they can CLEARLY tell percy isn't one of them. maybe because she's always wearing the same shoes, or she can't afford to get another uniform so she's always got the same crummy one with rips or stains they couldn't get out or "hey i saw percy and her mom walking to the laundromat, they're so poor they don't even have their own washing and drying machine haha!", or "guys i saw percy working at the macy's parade! hahaha, she's so poor she's gotta work during summer break!", etc.

like EVERYONE always knew her as that kid with no money and no dad who's always committing crimes ("hey isn't that jackson girl a terrorist?!"), she's a loser with barely any friends, and the friends she DOES make are losers too (grover and tyson were always looked down on, and in my fic she attends the di angelo's school, and they were looked down on too).

so imagine seeing that kid grow up into her teens and then get hit with the biggest glow up you've ever seen (cuz her face claim's adriana lima) 😂😂😂😂 i think her life started getting better around the time she she started attending goode high (a regular high school, not for elites like her previous school, so no one there knows her aside from her "crimes" on tv). and it's not just the glow up too, she's also a little more outgoing and confident in herself, more comfortable in her skin, etc. she's got a glow up inside AND outside. like imagine strolling around ur school and a girl who looks like a victoria's secret super model just walks by and she NOTICES you and just waves and says "oh hi! 👋😄"

percy has always been seen as a poor loser, but then high school happened and BAM she's now suddenly the most popular girl in school 🥺 she probably has a lot of mortal friends too. so not only is she popular in the demigod/godly world, but also popular in the mortal world (her high school, i mean lol). she's on the swim team, she's the ✨it girl✨ she probably got a ton of juniors or seniors trying to ask her out to prom/homecoming and shit despite being a freshman/sophomore 😂 and because she's got so many friends from school, she most DEFINITELY spent a lot of her free time hanging out with them, like just shopping in new york, going to skate parks, walking around the city, etc. (and with her demigod friends too ofc if they're in new york at the time). her insta, tiktok, and twitter's probably FULL of pics/vids of her just hanging out and being social 😂 she's the girl that's everywhere but home, always out and doing shit 😭

okay okay, i rambled too much im sorry, i just really love talking about percy being an ✨it girl✨ everywhere she goes

but anyways... the yanderes...... WOULD FUCKING HATE IT 😂

poseidon and beelzebub are the biggest introverts EVER. the thought of going out and touching grass would actually give them psychic damage 😂

poseidon's so lucky he was never in sally's position because he wouldn't be able to handle it. his daughter is everywhere BUT HOME 😭😭😭 like pls go home already child, stop hanging out with people, what do you mean you're at a SLEEPOVER RIGHT NOW? NO, COME HOME. do you even know the ppl you're talking to? YOU JUST MET THEM???? DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS, IDC IF THEY'RE COMPLIMENTING UR OUTFIT 😭😭😭 poor percy, in ror verse her life of excitement's gone, no going around hanging out with friends and doing random shit, she's got an overbearing dad now 😭

beelzebub's screaming, crying, throwing up, dramatically sliding his back down the door and everything 😭 going to midgard with percy was already hard enough for him, he literally had to handcuff her because she just WOULDN'T. STAY. STILL. and everyone kept staring at her and everything (remember when he read the mind of that one taxi cab driver and he lost his shit 😂). percy ALWAYS wants to go outside and he can't fucking take that shit, but he loves her so he takes her out anyway and it kills him every time 😭😭 BECAUSE EVERYONE ALWAYS WANTS TO TALK TO HER, AND SHE NEVER DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT like sweetie..... stranger danger 😭

hades would be crying internally like "pls.... stay home.... just stay home pls 😭". he's glad his niece is so well-liked, she deserves to be adored by everyone!!! but maybe... maybe this is just a lil too much popularity... 😭 he'd burst into tears from the sight of her social media accounts alone, she's always out and about and rarely home, always with different ppl. it's so shocking to him cuz he's more comfortable hanging out with ppl he's close to like family and stuff, what do you mean percy's got different friend groups and she's always hanging out with them, what do you mean she's in hundreds of group chats in various texting apps, what do you mean seniors were asking her out to dances, STAY AWAY *HISSSSSS*

APOLLO WOULD BE SO HYPOCRITICAL 😂 he is ALSO a very popular god who's very extroverted and outgoing but holy shit would he meet his match in percy and he starts to see the downsides to such popularity 😂 he's soooooo glad that all of percy's old friends are universes away, but if that starts happening again in THIS universe he'd be on his hands and knees begging her to stay home and stop hanging out with ppl 😭 he now understands why poseidon kept her in the palace, cuz once she's out, she's going EVERYWHERE and meeting EVERYONE and nothing's gonna send her back home unless they drag her 😂

anubis is extroverted af so he definitely understands!!!!!!! jk. he'd be fine with it for the first few 24 hours, then everyone starts to become a threat to him because they keep stealing percy's attention. he'd be like "can't you stay home 🥺 pretty please 🥺🥺🥺 kebechet and i miss you so much 🥺🥺🥺 ur rarely home nowadays 🥺🥺🥺" and he and kebi would work together to guilt her into spending more time with them, and it would work 💀💀💀

loki would make the fatal mistake of taking her around valhalla and meeting other gods and shit, and then immediately regret it once he realizes that he's got a super sociable ✨it girl✨ in his hands who easily befriends everyone she meets 💀 he'd probably try to horde her in the palace, but that doesn't work cuz now she's helping servants out with the cooking and cleaning, having tea parties with odin, petting huginn and muninn, doing thor's hair, hanging out with the valkyries, etc. into the basement she goes, i guess! 😭😭😭

cú chulainn 1000% also understands what it's like to be popular. i'm pretty sure all of ireland knew him; ladies loved the dude and men feared and hated his ass cuz he either killed someone they cared about or fucked their wives and daughters 💀 so yes he definitely understands, but karma strikes him and it strikes him BADLY because percy is absolutely gonna be 100000000% more popular than him. like, he takes her out and looks away from her for ONE SECOND, and she's suddenly got 61341 friends already, half of which are probably in love with her or some shit 😭 hell, she'd probably unknowingly steal the hearts of the girls who crushed on him and all those dudes who hated his ass? yeah now they forgot about him cuz "wow who's the pretty girl next to him?? 😳😳" he'd be so stressed fr, he can't take her ANYWHERE cuz they all WANT HER. deserved karma if you ask me 💀

[inamagicalhallucination]

sskk au (modern or canon idc) where atsushi tries to stalk the cute emo boy on the internet but his internet presence is non-existent BUT he shows up on pics of this other lady and atsushi is deciding whether he's desperate enough to dm her like "heyyyy sorry to bother u queen but who's that guy in ur pics w/ the white and black hair????????????????????????????????????????????" its gin's account btw

or alternatively he's looking through gin's account to catch glimpses of Cute boy just as akutagawa walks by behind him and notices some guy stalking his sister's insta <- he is not happy

so now atsushi has to dodge murder attempts and explain he was trying to internet stalk aku not his sister

[neiacrockets]

Strawberry Shortcake head canons and redesigns !!

these were originally posted on my tiktok & insta but i was planning to draw more of these and i was satisfied to re-re-RE post these here too ^^

the queen strawberry shortcake

ok so here is my strawberry shortcake redesign i hated trying to draw her hat accurately so i decided on a beret, Once i figured that out i eventually decided on a chef/waitress theme for her

i didn’t change anything about her personality bc she is perfect and i gave her leaf earrings too

i took most of my inspiration from her 07’ and 09’ designs bc I’m more of a fan when she had pink hair over ginger/red hair + slightly unpopular opinion 07’ is my favorite version of her hair!

• Strawberry & her friends are teenagers in my redesigns (15-18 and shes 17)

• Strawberry has more prominent freckles and slightly tanner skin

• i hc her to be well duh a lesbian & shes dating orange blossom btw

• if she didn’t live in strawberry land i would have hc her to be Irish

blueberry muffin is here too

so this is my bluberry muffin redesign, i took her smarter/levelheaded personality from the 09’ version and ran with it idk what i did for her!!

blueberry never stuck out to me with her design imo she is the plainest in the whole SS cast especially her 09’ design so this was a challenge for me + i hated the fact that her hair was straight too in 09’ who tf is that😕

i decided to make her the “erm actually🤓” nerd character with a librarian theme

I mixed the dot & button thing from her 03’ version and the stitching details from 09’ in her design i think it looks cute and i added pink into her color scheme from the 2021 version btw

also her glasses look like blueberries that was unintentionally genius of me + i think i did pretty good with what little i was working with

• blueberry is 16 years old

• she is plus sized & has braces

• she gives me bisexual energy

• if she also didn’t live in strawberry land i would hc her to be french & japanese

plum puddin… well just because i don’t care

i also took her 09’ personality and ran with it im so guilty of this lmaoo she is forever a ballerina according to me

I was originally going to make the boy plum puddin be her sibling but i didn’t bc i can’t draw boys bodies at all help

she looks the most similar to her 09’ counterpart so i just gave her twin pigtails and a light green color to add into my redesign from her 07’ design

i added some lace coquette stuff in my redesign too bc ballet is coquette

this is the most mid redesign i did but i still like it and i think its adorable

• plum is 15 years old

• plum also has freckles (just like strawberry)

• plum has a gap between her teeth

• i feel like she is the token straight person but everyone still supports!!

• if she didn’t live in strawberry land she would be puetro rican

if i post more of these things fyi I’m doing orange blossom & lemon meringue next!!

anywayss thanks for looking at this post

[nachtsoklein]

i do actually think theres a way to twist the bamfs' lack on krakoa into a canon-compliant explanation, that being that krakoa made death its bitch. kurt's deal w the imps was v much a thing of hey here's my soul in exchange for yall facilitating my return to + stay in the mortal realm, & kurt couldn't. really die for a long time after that. he had no soul to go either way so his awareness was pinned to Living. n then he got torn apart by solar winds in an infiltration mission of orchis' space station n the resurrection protocol process was pretty similar to the bamfs': step one insta-grow a body, step two insert consciousness... & from there all of kurt's deaths either destroyed his brain or fried him beyond recognition (were it not for skeletal differences but you get it).

& the real insane bit here is that as i've been writing this out i'm realizing that kurt. might have gained a variant of regenerative ability through those bamfs, because remember there was that time he straightup bamfed partway inside a solid rock statue, something that, even with him bamfing right back out immediately, should have killed him within minutes because of the amount of internal organs that were melded through the stone ; last time he bamfed into a space that melded a vital internal organ with solid matter he was dead as a doornail within maybe a minute (he bamfed arm-through-heart with hope from vegas to sanfran, like 500+ miles in one hop btw, that's insane).

anyway if the reason the bamfs weren't near krakoa is coz they didn't see a reason for the pact to remain enforced due to the resurrection stuff that'd explain a lot actually. like how just getting a headshot could kill kurt where being bludgeoned (to death) or bamfing inside stone couldn't do the job previously, & hope had a soul essence to draw on in her part of the resurrection processes. now that that's all gone, i Will in fact expect to see the bamfs return in Some capacity, thank you for coming to my sleepover ravings at 3pm <3

[bonefall]

is the prefix/suffjx "moon" getting dumped or kept in your rewrite? since one of the authors said that thr cats viewed the moon as sacred (i think) so no cat was to be named after them (even though ambermoon and moonflower exists. squints)

also mildly unrelated. yknow the gatherings where starclan would show their disproval via covering the moon in the first arc? begging that thats used more often in your rewrite,,, starclan violently making the sky thunder and rain down on the cats for moons after the tragedy of mapleshade and her kits happened.

The story of the canon Moon-controversy was actually that they initially planned to ban it, but it ended up in an early draft of a field guide and they committed to for Bluestar's Prophecy.

They were going to call Bluestar's mom Duskflower, btw. As trivia for you

Anyway I'm keeping the moon thing because I like moon :)

Also I can't get over the idea of Bluestar's wolf motif and her mom being Moonflower... effervescent.

Also don't you fret, StarClan uses weather all the time! So far they insta-smite 3 cats using lightning strikes, lmao.

[supernovadragoncat]

I wanted to ask you about this since I find you to be one of the more understanding people in this fandom... I'm not writer but I can't help but feel these pointed comments about dark fics (BTW: not talking about Littlefeather's posts; 100% think she's right and fully support her decision) can discourage and alienate writers and readers who do enjoy reading fucked up dynamics and themes. I don't want to enter a fandom that is already made out to be some 'freak fandom' by the larger ASOIAF fandom only to find people lowkey judging others for enjoying darker aspects of an admittedly fucked up canon ship, you get me? I feel like there's SOME policing going on and I just don't see the need to look down on people for enjoying these fics if they are properly tagged or make these little comments about how we somehow we don't truly get the dynamics. Sometimes I want to read about Sandor being a creepy stalker and sometimes I want to read about Sandor having a secret affair with his Queen lol. Why limit the pool? Am I being sensitive?

Hi Sweet Nonny!

First of all, you’re not being sensitive at all. There will always be a place for you and everyone in this fandom. I don’t mean that in a kumbaya way. I mean that in the sense that fandom and shipping should be a fun and enjoyable experience. It shouldn’t be mired in negative feelings. Not for you, not me, not for people who like drastically different things. No one.

Your preferences and triggers, the things that make you squeal with delight and the things that make you “nope” out immediately—they are all valid. Everyone deserves to feel included and safe to explore this ship however they like. That doesn’t mean, of course, we all align, but just that there’s a spirit of respect and understanding extended to others, whether or not they enjoy the same flavors of the ship.

I'll put the rest under the cut since I've apparently written you a novella, but I want to say that I value you in fandom, whoever you are, and thank you for coming to me with this ask! ❤️

The topic of dark content versus light content is one where I do honestly see both sides of the discussion. This is also a complicated discussion because it’s not just a matter of preferences, but very often there needs to be parallel discussions about triggering content as well as kink shaming. That’s where it can get unwieldy—trying balance these facets in a fair and reasoned way.

When discussions of fandom trends come up, it can create a sense that parts of fandom are being ostracized. I empathize with that feeling and I have felt it when these topics are raised. When you’re on the receiving end of “why is this trend/thing happening in fandom?”, it can feel like your preferences are being policed or that you’ve been voted off the island, so to speak.

In 2013/14, there was the great Sandor woobification debate where the fandom tendency to show the softer side of Sandor was hotly debated. After Game of Thrones brought in a lot of new fans in 2011 and 2012, there was the show!sansan vs. book!sansan debate. There were many debates about “how sexy is too sexy?” re: Sandor headcanons (there was bearded insta-thotty Sandor; then that time when several of us fell down a WWE rabbit hole). The rise of Modern AUs. The debates about dark fic and kinks.

All of these were discussions where people undoubtedly--myself included in more than a few--felt like they were not shipping “correctly.” Of course, that’s silly. It’s a ship. You can do whatever you want as long as you’re kind and you tag things properly, which most people are and do. And yet, the best of intentions can still go awry.

In these discussions, sometimes the topic becomes a monolith where, for example, something like Dark Fic™️ encompasses not just the content itself but the writers, readers, and artists who exist in that part of fandom. I think most of the time this isn’t intentional but is where the discussion can become hurtful. This is why Littlefeather’s post was so bang on—it tactfully decoupled the creator/consumers from the content itself, such that there were no value judgements being passed.

If I can offer a perspective from the flip side, imagine you’re scrolling the sansan tag on AO3 and you see an influx of sansan fics that are tooth-rotting fluff or domestic bliss sansan. If this isn’t your jam, it’s perhaps, at worst, annoying or eyeroll-inducing. However, imagine you’re scrolling the sansan AO3 tag and you see an influx of darker fics, especially fics that deal with a topic that is triggering to you. Even if you don’t click on the fic, it very well could still elicit a feeling that the ship isn't a safe space anymore or a general sense of unease.

My point here is that this topic is more complicated than just “don’t like, scroll on” or “dead dove, don’t eat.” Triggers are deeply personal and many times don’t manifest in ways that make sense or are predictable. This is why I personally espouse the mantra of “better to tag liberally than not enough, spoilers be damned” for dark fic.

“…Only to find people lowkey judging others for enjoying darker aspects of an admittedly fucked up canon ship, you get me?”

I get you completely and I think you’ve hit the nail on the head of what the divergences really boil down to.

First of all, no one—I don’t care how long they’ve shipped sansan—gets to lay claim to understanding the dynamic better than anyone else. Only GRRM gets to say that and, 10+ years from the last ASOIAF book, I’m not even sure he gets to say that anymore.

Everyone is drawn to this ship for their own reasons. For some, the darker aspects drew them in—a deeply traumatized man and a girl whose dreams were ground to dust. For others, the canon dynamics are fascinating from a psychological perspective. For some, it’s the BaTB dynamic. For others, it’s envisioning a happier, kinder future for two characters who’ve suffered so much.

There are many sansan shipers who are or were victims of abuse, domestic violence, and/or sexual assault and something about the ship is their way of working through the trauma. Someone once said that they were drawn to the ship because Sandor was the type of protector they wish they’d had when they were being abused. As the saying goes, you never know what battle someone is fighting or has just survived but is still healing from. Fandom may very well be their port in the storm.

However you ended up here, it’s valid. There isn’t a VIP entrance to this ship. We all get here how we get here, and it doesn’t really matter other than it’s cool that this ship means different things to different people. That should be cause for celebration, not division.

When there are people who come to this ship to escape dark things that’ve happened in their life or just to enjoy the love and romance, it’s probably hard to understand why some of us like and want to explore the darker, angstier side of the ship.

When you like and are attracted to the ship because of the complicated, fucked up aspects (I think we can all acknowledge the fucked-up parts of canon sansan), it can feel a bit disingenuous when others are baffled that this ship attracts people who appreciate the darker side.

Whichever side of the ship you like, you don’t need to explain yourself. You don’t need to justify to anyone why you enjoy what you enjoy. This is especially true of the darker side, which can be subjected to kink shaming. If you like creepy stalker Sandor, you never need to explain why you do and why that's valid. If you write creepy stalker Sandor fic, you don’t need to justify yourself to earn your place in fandom. If someone doesn’t like it, there are 4,000+ fics in the tag. I’m sure they’ll find something they like or they can write the fic they want to read.

Fandom dies without diversity. We need diversity of voices, interpretation of the ship, the identities and histories we all bring to the table, tropes, headcanons, themes. If we have one flavor, guess what? No one’s coming to the popsicle stand. It's amazing that the fandom keeps trucking on with the absolute breadcrumbs GRRM and GOT has given us. I credit that to fandom diversity and a willingness to accept new approaches to the ship.

Write shamelessly what you want to write (just tag it). Read shamelessly what you want to read. Draw shamelessly what you want to draw. Podcast shamelessly what you want to podcast. You get the idea...

If anyone intentionally makes you feel bad about it, block and carry on. I strongly believe in creating a bubble in fandom to exist in if you need to.

I hope this helped, nonny, and my ask box is open to you or anyone, anytime. Take care of yourself! Much love to you. ❤️

[alivegirlmari]

which skamiverse character do you think would fit in best with the Yellowjackets?

OKAY INSANE QUESTION. had to spend all weekend thinking. idk whether you meant who would best fit as in like, who would be friends with the team?? or who would just generally exist in the yj universe?? so i'm doing a bit of everything <3 long as fuck so under a read more.

mailin is, i believe, the only canon girl soccer player, so the most boring superficial answer ofc is that mailin is the best fit. however:

nora m. and lottie would be a bittersweet type of almost, i think, if they were ever in a group project together. one time everyone bails on a meeting so lottie is like let's ditch the library come over to mine my parents are out. at some point they pause for a break and have a drink (lottie offers something alcoholic, nora declines, lottie doesn't question further but Knows something is up and grabs them both sodas). i don't think they'd be completely honest about their respective mental illnesses or family situations, ofc, but there'd be a shared, quiet understanding borne from a few anecdotes and the implications underlining them. it's nice to be able to breathe for a few hours, to admit the depth of your loneliness and momentarily allow yourself to cast it away. at one point, lottie puts on some music. they dance and laugh and let themselves be teen girls before lottie's parents come home. i think they'd say hi to each other in the halls, and nora would cheer when lottie scores a goal (the cashqueens go to mailin's games), but i just can't see them - for multiple, complex reasons - becoming besties. or at least, not publicly? i think it's one of those 'we'll have the magic of that night and i'll always be grateful for it' dynamics. fuck i actually want a fic of this now lmao.

in many ways shauna/jeff/jackie is just a parallel universe eva/jonas/ingrid situation. so i think shauna would be friendly at school with some of the evas (i'm thinking og eva and megan, not an eva but she'd also like liv imo), but they'd never quite click, either. shauna recognizes something in them she doesn't like - or, she can't recognize herself at all bc in her mind her situation is worse. but they'd share notes sometimes.

rip javi you would've LOVED being a tiny big brother to umut inci <3 there's a world where javi, wanting to become closer to his dad (or perhaps forced to go with him? similar to how he and travis go on the nationals trip) goes to mr martinez's games & training sessions and sees the u12 boys team warming up first and talks to the sullen kid kicking balls really hard. tfw you love your elder sibling but things are hard and neither of you really has the language to express it all.

constantin and randy. obviously. they have drinking competitions at parties; constantin eventually hates randy for not being an alpha male like him. unforch it is the 90s and randy does not have the emotional intelligence to recognize constantin is an alcoholic spiraling. (was that plot like...ever addressed?)

zoe m. and mari besties, spiritual sisters, and soulmates every friday and saturday night. berlin slash wiskayok you are NOT ready. but i don't think zoe is as bitchy as mari is. or as smart, tbh? mari would def hate the instas's s5 stunts. it'd be a very intense, fiery, party-focused short-lived friendship. a 24/7 drunk girl in the bathroom vibe. always about to collapse but absolutely beautiful while it lasts. pre-s2 cris would also love both zoe and mari btw.

yara and tai are the resident It girls who run things bts. i'm assuming tai did multiple extracurriculars. she meets yara, class president, overseer of all, at one of them. they immediately just get each other's vibe and have the 'can work in silent tandem and get everything done in ten mins OR will spend an hour giggling' type of friendship. yara faux-casually lets slip that she's bi once. does she already know tai's closeted and wants to make her feel a little less alone, or is she just hoping she is, desperate to know she's not reading too much into it, wanting to feel a little less alone herself? (tai freaks out regardless. they make up, eventually. yara becomes the world's first tai/van shipper. they smile at each other, a little wistfully, across the room and over the crowd at parties.)

tai would think redouane was a bit of a class clown at first, but she'd see him on the other side of the gym sometimes, always working out, playing with the younger students, putting away equipment correctly, and she'd come to respect him. van would LOVE his lil films. he'd be on the yearbook committee and make sure to take really good photos of van for the yj page, and give her the outtakes, and they'd talk Cinema. bilal comes along once and he and van invent the Just A Goofy Little Guy Convention. but i also think they recognize something in the other - a desire for More from life, but a situation beyond their control that may not allow for it - and maybe they wouldn't talk about it, but she'd sneak him movies for zak and he'd sew her something to pin on her jersey.

pre-s6 lola would love pre-crash nat in the sense that they'd both skip classes to smoke behind the school. unforch lola would rather die than exercise so she also thinks she's better than nat bc she's not an athlete. max also likes pre-crash nat for her bisexual smoker swag.

nobody hates this more than me but tiff is v mistycoded like her first response to being rightfully slapped in the face is to fake a broken neck with a brace to make people feel bad for her. they also only have one friend. they'd absolutely HATE each other though. s6 tiff would def bully her. s7-10 tiff doesn't, but keeps a wide berth, and offers no real apology for her past actions. moira's existence is the only thing that stops misty from putting a dead rat in tiff's locker. the second moira's 18 though? oh it's over.

(tiff is also 10000% the allie stevens of the yj universe, btw.)

some of the william remakes, mostly senne & noah, give me jeff vibes. as in the fandom loves to think they're better men than they are but if you think about it for more than two secs you're like, hold on...but didn't they once...? however alejandro IS travis and i mean this in a way complimentary towards both. alejandro & travis: guys who eventually become one of the girls. guys who love their gfs but love isn't always enough. guys and their almosts, their what ifs, etc.

lucas r loves paul's aesthetic, esp. his earring. he also loves mari. but i don't think mari loves him. tragic (misty loves him bc she loves a gay man she can put in a cage. he doesn't love her at all. less tragic.)

lucas vdh would light a cabin of girls on fire no question. he doesn't even need to know about the cannibalism to do it.

crystal is obvs those two theatre/musical kids that approach the evas in every season one. i could not tell you their names if you put a gun to my head. they might not've even been theater kids. but that's her: Very friendly, Very unable to read a room, Very much deserved better. speaking of deserving better: ava and crystal musical duo when???

jackie [handshake emoji] maya: girls who are doomed by the narrative. girls with complicated families. girls who love really hard. girls who are in love with, and have their heartbroken by, their best friend*. i actually don't think maya would like pre-crash jackie tbh. she's too normie for her. but college jackie and maya meet when jackie's roommate drags her to a campus enviro protest, and they'd become friendly, esp. when maya spots jackie hesitantly entering the lgbt students union. jackie helps maya shave her head once. they talk about femininity and gender and lesbianism and something clicks maybe they become roomies. maybe they raise a plant together. (*yes max is maya's canon bestie but s9 took everything from me debshirley are NOT taking my lola/maya besties headcanon too)

anyways um. did not mean 2 write an entire essay here. sorry for taking ages with it. lmk ur thoughts anon <33

[toxic-potions-productions]

Smoke break (Helluva boss) (Impsona)

I hate drawing hands so much, especially Helluva boss hands (I spent way too long on Alex’s left hand, it’s fucking embarrassing)

So, this is more of that alive Chaz au with Alex & Crystal, since I’m self-indulgent & made this an au where the impsonas exists & Chaz is alive cuz I have no shame

After the events of Exes & Oohs, Chaz is now hiding out in Lust which he sees as an absolute win cuz it’s Chaz

He & Alex usually go on little smoke breaks with each other when her company goes home for the night or whatever & just kinda hang out

Alex isn’t a big smoker, but she’ll light one up on a special occasion

Alex gave Chaz some new clothes & decides to just give him some snazzy clothes & not a full on mafia suit cuz if she likes someone enough, she’ll actually allow them to wear whatever they want & not a full-on mafia style outfit, hence why Crystal doesn’t have a suit & Alex doesn’t really fall into that category

It’s her gang & she can basically do whatever the hell she wants & wear whatever the hell she wants XDDDD

So, instead of Chaz being an actual member, she sees him as more of an assistant or an errand boy of sorts

Keep in mind, there won’t be any shipping. There will be lots of sexual tension, though, but not alot of shipping. Cuz she & Crystal still have a love-hate relationship with him & Chaz is still pretty afraid of them, mostly Alex

So, he’s just trying to keep his head on his body, especially with the events that happened prior to this back in Greed

& since Alex is, fun fact, half succubus (On her mom’s side, BTW), she wanted to do a little teasing & do the iconic cigarette kiss with him just to see what would happen

It doesn’t take long for old Chaz to relax once he realized it, hence the drawing

& since Alex is polyamorous (Poly-Bisexual, BTW), she wonders if he’s just as bad in bed as Blitz & Crystal say he is & maybe add him to the harem she has, but is a little hesitant to do so

So, for now, Alex is just keeping him around & Chaz is just starting a new life in Lust to try & stay under the radar & far FAR away from Crimson & his posse

Also, to all of my Instagram peeps, would you guys be okay if I set up an Insta-- I mean, Sinstagram account for Alex? Or would you much rather it be a Tumblr account instead? I’ll make a poll of it later

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Alexandra by: Me

Chazwick Thurman from: Helluva boss

Helluva boss by: @/vivziepop

Impsona & non-canon au by: Me

Do not steal, trace or copy.

[oroborosdreadwalker]

Speaking of the giant feral man with no feet and a loyal tiny horse named leonard thats also canon and i love that fact . Its a bird its a plane no ITS GENERAL RADAHN COMING FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE A METEOR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR. how can you not love this guy, even before he became feral scarlet rot the man was huge, and honorable, in his fight with melania he WAITED for her to put her arm back on and get into fighting shape before even thinking of uncrossing his arms and attempting to summon his starscourge greatswords to his hands. DO NOT SUMMON HELP FROM THIS FIGHT FROM OTHER PLAYERS THAT LOCKS YOU INTO 3 PEOPLE MAX FOR THE FIGHT AND IF THEY DIE UR FUCKED, but if you use the provided summons they dont up Radahns health and can be summoned over and over if they die, making this fight more cinematic than hard. I love this fight, zoom around the fight on torrent also to feel like a general commanding your own army, just watch out when he pulls a valstrax and fucks off to space for a minute, if your cheaky you can insta kill him with that if you lead it into water btw

[stepswowdsen]

【KagePro】 KuroEne AU: Shintaro reacts to KuroEne's relationship + Misc Rambles

KuroEne AU scenario where Kuroha/Saeru pretends to join the Mekakushi Dan, while getting intimate with Ene. Shintaro gets worried for Ene's sake as her friend.

Misc rambles as well

Been forgetting to post here since I've been busy with school stuff so I have QUITE the backlog

I'll be queueing posts on my discussion rambles with Feila about my KuroEne AU here

Btw I wanna draw Kuroha/Saeru in traditional clothes at some point...

Feila chats with me about KuroEne everyday. Ty~ It's super fun to chat about them :)

So whenever I don't have stuff prepared to post in advance, I just post our rambles since it's quick & easy

My wife who hides her "bad" feelings and avoids confronting her more honest feelings and plays into the bright peppy cheerful exterior to cheer up the people around her in hopes of becoming their friend/joy x Evil insane homosexual dude :)

On the KuroEne grind to fuel my gay ass' shenanigans 🤸🎉

Previous Posts

You can read my previous posts for context if you need it.

I think these ones have the context for a scenario where Shintaro reacts to their relationship

THE EMBED IS KILLING ME ADKSKLDKLSDKLKLS 😭

Discussion Rambles with Feila (9/10/2024)

I'm also gonna put the date I had these rambles with Feila just to keep track of which ones I haven't posted

Me: I showed my friends your KuroEne meme (and the one I remade) and it got a good laugh out of them /pos

F: Good to know my shitty humor can entertain y'all 🫶

F: Bro 😭 You own the KuroEne hashtag (on Tumblr), congrats

Me: YEAH it's just 4 pages of my posts LMAO. Mainly cuz I’ve just been transferring the rambles from my Notion docs (that I mainly post on Insta) to Tumblr too, just as an archive if anyone wants.

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I was debating to write descriptions of my top fave ships here but it got too long so I think it's best to put that in a different post.

I don't mind since I have a tendency to settle into niche popular ships (ie. LimGuda) and rare pairs (ie. XanLena, IdaTatsu, JuAli, KuroEne)

And two of these ships are OC ships (ie. XanLena, IdaTatsu)

XanLena is my Canon/OC ship with Xanxus and my KHR OC Selena (my beloved wife <3)

The WATGBS AU version of IdaTatsu is basically like an OC ship cuz it hinges entirely off my and my friends' writing. Charas yoinked from canon but rewritten/revamped entirely to make our own OC lore.

KuroEne perfectly aligns with my chara/ship tastes. I love ships that are deadly and passionate :)

Those are my fave kind of ships ^^

Red flag meow meow mf x Green flag chara with a brighter disposition

Morally questionable (morally bankrupt) x morally agreeable!

I love meow meow mf x empathetic, loving ball of sunshine and Sun/Moon and Light/Darkness ship tropes. The ultimate sen-core ship formula.

(See: Everything I listed above)

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With my interests I usually have a main ship (possibly 1 - 3 main ships) that are my main focus (who I'm mainly obsessed with), and then a bunch of multiships on the side (secondary focus for me)

So for me that'd be KuroEne (+ KonoEne and HaruTaka), and then my other ships and multiships. Since I'm a 9/6 main/enthusiast

As I said, as long as the ship isn't boring, painfully mid, and/or bland, I am open to multiships of my faves.

I tend to ship my top fave charas together as long as they have an interesting dynamic.

KuroEne are my top 2s so that's a given for me

The wifey and meow meow mf bias is so obviously present...

The KuroEne ship just shows that my character/ship tastes are as ancient as time LMFAO

Also I'm just gonna say that I rank my faves harshly. Like I'm either normal about you or I'm not

KuroEne AU

F: Question question! On whose device did Kuroha talk to Ene?

(Before building the android body ofc)

Me: OOO good question. I imagine he visited the general vicinity she was in and Ene who was probably going through public spaces' cyber worlds, sees him and ends up jumping from electronic devices to chase after him in the city. Because he looks like Konoha and she can't afford to have the opportunity escape her. So, just as he intended, Kuroha sets up a meeting on purpose by letting Ene follow him to a secluded place where they can talk, just the two of them.

Ene: (I swear he went this way...?)

F: Oooohhhhh. Iirc, Ene can hop onto any devices that as a Wi-fi connection right?

Me: Yeahhh I think so! So I imagined she just jumps to electronic devices/screens to follow him while he heads to a secluded place. After their initial meeting, he has her transfer into his phone. (If he has the resources to have an entire underground lab built, then he can get a phone)

F: I see. I just thought you were gonna pull out the "He stole Taro's phone" type of stuff.

Me: Oh yeah that could also work as well. Like Shintaro accidentally drops it and Saeru swipes it. Once he's done meeting with Ene, he gives it back to the owner.

F: Now I'm just imagining the whole Dan witnessing their flirting sessions—

Yeah creative thinking is my passion :D

Me: Ene who easily gets embarrassed and flustered by Kuroha's teasing 🥰💞

Shintaro: (I've never seen her look this cutesy and shy before!)

F: This makes me wanna write your AU but in Shintaro's perspective wwww

I have a bud that is heavily similar to Shintaro I’ll just ask him on what he'd do in some situations

Scary enough he's actually similar to Shintaro. Shut-in (semi due to school), academically smart, and only has a few friends

Me: OHHH that's so cool! Omg real life Shintaro... Wish him the best though

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F: This makes me wanna write your KuroEne AU but in Shintaro's perspective wwww

Me: Honestly writing about MekaDan members' reactions to KuroEne's relationship is so interesting

F: But we're talking about Shin specifically. Like the others are probably just neutral, but Shin??? The person who knows Ene the most?? Yeah he's gonna have mixed feelings.

Me: Yeah… Shintaro's POV in a KuroEne AU where Kuroha makes himself known to the MekaDan first, is actually really interesting cuz he's friends with Ene, and was apart of and knew the rest of the Yuukei Quartet (Ayano, Haruka, Takane) before

F: This is his feelings all in order

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Me: Right? Also Kano perhaps, since in MCA, he remembers Haruka

F: OH YEAH. He took the form of Ayano and met the entire quartet. And he's the most invested in that story book, he even remembers all the abilities

Me: Kano is also wary of the Clearing Snake as well but I like the idea of him suspecting Kuroha/Saeru but not being able to act on it until it's too late. Since Kuroha uses the excuse that he's Awakening Eyes

Me: Yeah like everyone else would just welcome him (Kuroha) as a new member since they aren’t close with Ene (don’t know her well) unlike Shintaro. And they're not too overly concerned with their relationship. But Shintaro gets worried for Ene as her friend

F: Wait, when did he join August 13th? August 14th?

Me: Honestly forget when Shintaro joined the MekaDan. As for Kuroha/Saeru, I think events in my AU happen prior to August 15th to allow more time for chara interactions in general. Imo he spends 1 - 2 years with Ene to maximize the length of the “game” as much as possible

F: Shin joined on the same day as Ene that's for all I know

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F: Lowkey wanna yap about my domestic KuroEne AU to you

Me: OOO I'd be down to listen!

F: So in this AU Saeru basically went "Y'know what? I'll just fuck around for a few more years with the Dan instead of killing them this year, then I'll reset."

And I feel like this is unrealistic but he learns human emotions 🤯 learning empathy, sympathy, passion, etc. Holy shit. Idk how to develop relationships properly so I just go "He fell for her, she fell back for him, they’re in a relationship, wowza" on the KuroEne part

Then 2 years later, WOO THEY GOT MARRIED 💐💐💐🎉🎉🎉

Then he bought a house for the both of them, because they agreed on starting a family hooray. That's all for now at least

Me: OOOH I see. They deserve lighthearted fluffy fanon AUs where they can just be cute together

Reminds me of KagePro EA/JP artists' fanon KuroEne takes from back then, where Kuroha acts more like a grumpy house cat around the MekaDan

I have them translated, but I'm not sure if I should post it cuz they're web-doujins from Pixiv that I saved 10 years ago back when I was a kid (that are now deleted)

I feel like there's a gray area for translating old doujinshi with artists who deleted their socials/works, so I'm not sure...

F: PERFECT DEPICTION TOO

Free pet cat :D

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Me: Cuz Fanon Kuroha is much softer and tamer which is cute. Reminds me of Judar (Magi) in that aspect... Neutralized threat that runs around like a gremlin.

Works well with domestic AU scenarios. Reminds me of one of KagePro EA/JP artists' KuroEne comics from back then

F: Grumpy cat that's possessive over 1 person

Me: Possessiveness in ships is so hot 🥰 The idea of the MekaDan having Kuroha lying around as a lazy bum grumpy snek cat is so funny to me.

I remember this one EA/JP artist from back then. Their fanon verse KuroEne takes usually had a more flirty and assertive Ene as well. Which is also fun to see. Cuz I feel like if it was canon verse Ene she'd get mega embarrassed by his teasing and flirting

The flirty aspect doesn't suit her (Ene) imo but I do love Ene being more assertive in the ship

F: It really is. I depict him as someone who is 50/50 responsible

But this guy here is just "I just wanna get laid and be done with it"

F: FEMDOM. Let his ass be submissive for once

Me: Femdom is great. He'd be into that

Me: RIGHT LMAO

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Me:

(Shitpost)

Kuroha: Hmmm… Feel like eating pussy for breakfast.

Me: I'd have fanon Kuroha help with the MekaDan’s cooking (after being persuaded). Bet this guy would just lie around like a cat who's sun bathing in the house lazing about on its cat tower

F: That will most likely be canon if he wasn't a villain tbh

Me: Yeah I agree. Grumpy cat...

F: Just, the lazy cat of the group that's somehow more powerful than the rest

Me: It'd be funny if in my KuroEne AU, he initially doesn't help with chores at all, but the other MekaDan members encourage him to help out, and Ene wants to see him wearing an apron cuz it'd be cute and funny, so then he obliges

F: Go malewife go malewife go

Me: Ok Mr. Encyclopedia brain

Put that knowledge to good use!!! Cook something for your wife why don't ya

Me: Kuroha's definitely not as irresponsible as someone like Idate but it'd be funny if he was still an unhinged chaotic cat. Like the whole thing of “Cat lovingly brings back a dead mouse for you”

Reminds me of IdaTatsu (WATGBS AU)

IdaTatsu scenario in my head

Idate: I brought dinner for you! (^-^)

Idate: (Brings a whole ass dead moose)

Tatsumiya: (???)

F: Hey Tatsu, at least it's not sharks. Fuck it. COOK SAL

Me: Sal goes into the fire wheee! My friends and I just yeeted him out of our AU and replaced him with our OCs which is so funny

Feila's posts

F: Hi

Me: KUROENE KISS YAYYYY

Shintaro's expression in the last panel ASDFGHJJKLL

F: ON THE SOFA 😨

Me:

Saeru who gives no fucks whether they're seen: 👍

Ene: 🧍

Me: She probably made him promise to keep their relationship more of a secret

F: Well... they tried

And if truths got out just reset /j

F: LMAO

F: Oh God, imagine the embarrassment 😭

Me: Ene probably gets really embarrassed but Saeru just tells her it's not something to worry about much

F: He probably laughs it off while Ene is flustered about being discovered

Me: YEA like Saeru just starts laughing

F: Side note, I was fighting back urges to draw Ene's zipper being lowered, my headmates managed to stop me at least

Me: That sounds like something I would draw.

Me: Reminds me I had this comic idea where Shintaro spots them (like through a small gap in the door)

He approaches the door but backs away when he sees it and doesn't interrupt them

(Kagerou Daze Manga: Ch. 9)

Shintaro: (I, Kisaragi Shintaro, 18 years old... have stumbled on something I shouldn't have.)

Shintaro: (BUT HOW IS IT THAT I'M STILL AN 18 YEAR OLD VIRGIN???)

And then he sees the glimpse of KuroEne kissing through the open gap in the door

F: Okay KuroEne must be really getting onto it if they didn't hear the door creak or the Dan just have a very fancy soundproof door

Also dude is having a monologue about this whole thing. I feel him

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Me: OH yeah like Kuroha/Saeru seems to be able to sniff people's scents? Like a snake has a much better sense of smell than a human. Iirc they flick their tongues to collect chemicals in the air. He probably noticed Shintaro enter the floor but didn't care

F: He wants to show off his gf ig

Whatever floats his boat tbh

Me: “Shintaro is having a whole monologue about this”

Boy at 18 discovers his friend fucking shady guy!

F: This would be a funny title for a Steam game

KuroEne Shitpost

F: I love you, inspect element

Me: LMAOOO

F: Do you think he fell for it?

(Sent this to a friend who hasn't read the KagePro manga before and I'm trying to convince him to read it)

(Original idea/shitpost was made by Feila, I then remade it by editing it onto the high-res JP scans. Teamwork!)

Me: LMFAOOO

I’M CRYING HELPPPPPPP 😭😂

Similar enough to fool people!

S: 😭

F: HE STILL WON'T READ IT

Me: Unfortunate…

Me: KuroEne fucking canon

F: So... is the KuroEne /fucking/ canon or is the /KuroEne fucking/ canon?

Me: Both

F: I agree (We're on high copium)

Me: Canon in my heart that's all that matters

Don’t need my ships to be canon to be king 👑

F: If they are on the same panel they are shippable

Source: (X)

I was delusional enough to slide into Cass' DMs and go "OMG KUROHA AND ENE ON THE SAME PANEL??? "

Me: OMG I feel like I remember this one. They're also on the same panel in the KagePro design poll comics

F: We won KuroEne nation

Also. Winter anthology illust.

Me: OHHH YEAH cute Santa Ene

F: That's our only close to canon content

Ene looks out of place in that art, why did the artist draw her in tho

Me: Makes me wonder... Kuroha and Azami makes sense since they're Master and Servant. Anyways, ty Osora for my life

F: Like Azami and Saeru they fit since they both are aware of each others' existence.

Exactly. Now why is Ene added? Marriage blessing, final answer—

Edited Version

Me:

Ene at her weird bf: 🧍

F:

Ene: Ugh why is he like this...

Ene: (Proceeds to give him a goodnight kiss)

Me: Ene huffs and gives him a kiss anyways

Me: You could do things with that tongue, man!

F: And those fingers too (and I'm not talking about carnival games)

Me: KuroEne Design Poll outfits <3

Love how he's just noted as "Outer Science Person"

Me: In their Design Poll outfits... They both have similar poses, I see...

F: Why did they give him a tit window tho

For Ene to kiss him there? Damn kinky

Me: IKR it's so funny. Everyone else is wearing western style formal clothes (suit and dress), but Kuroha's outfit looks like changshan (male version of the cheongsam/qipao)

F: YEAH

Or is it to fit the timeline he was born in (this mf is ancient, just a reminder)

Me: Oh frick I just realized there's an accidental brush stroke from me on Kuroha in this (oops) I'll resend it

F: Or is it to fit the timeline he was born in (this mf is ancient, just a reminder)

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F: Oh a handsome man

Me: HONESTLY THE ONLY THING THAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THE MR2 SAERU DESIGN TO ME IS THE CROP TOP

LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT WAS A CROP TOP WHDSHDHS I THOUGHT IT WAS A DIFFERENT COLOUR AT THE TOP AND APART OF THE SAME SHIRT

F: LET HIM BE SLUTTY

Me: Like I love everything about Kuroha/Saeru’s MR2 design EXCEPT FOR THE CROP TOP… Like I love the bloody sash, scales, red gradient limbs, and scorpion tail braids in the back that look like Judar’s

Me: So yeah I'd love to see MR2 Saeru wearing more traditional clothes

Makes me want to draw KuroEne in matching traditional clothes...

F: JIN LOVES MAKING GAY CHARACTERS

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F: Also uh aside from a hardcore KuroEne makeout session, I drew them bonding. Cuz they deserve a happy ending

F: Get married soon KuroEne

Me: WAHHH SO CUTE I LOVE THEM

Ene should braid MR2 Saeru's hair

F: She definitely plays around with it

I mean, having a spouse, with long hair??? Hell yeah

Me: I'm their Marriage Officiant

F: Dibs on flower girl!

F: Ene is aware of him using Awakening Eyes in this AU, they're open about their eye abilities

Me: OHHH I see! It'd be so cute to imagine Ene playing with his hair Like putting it into twintails and braids and such

F: They both play with each other's hair

Mfs are handsy over here

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Me: I still love that casual clothes Ene with her hair in buns. It's so cute

F: My fav ship dynamic (or smth)

Me: Reminds me I still need to draw KuroEne with MR2 Saeru

F: Cass would always joke about how Ene is a pretty women dating Saeru, a man who she considers hideous

Me: WASDSSDHD

I like insane men. I study them like hamsters.

F: Tag that ship

F: Their insanity attracts me

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F: I find MR2 Saeru more attractive /guilty

Me: I adore both Kuroha’s usual one and MR2 design! I love his black and gold aesthetic, and I also love black and red. I prefer the clothing design of the usual one. Only thing is that I find MR2 Saeru’s crop top hysterical to me. Not in a bad way. I didn’t even know it was a crop top, I’d prefer if it was just a normal shirt tbh. Also I wanna see MR2 Saeru wear traditional esque clothes like Azami

F: If they can kill me, I'll like them. That's how I summarize my taste in fictional men

Me: Same for me ^^ I like murderous cat cots

Me: Most fugly man I've ever seen would be a dude in a Gothic shoujo I read. Here. Ugly.

F: I think I should stay curious— I don’t want to know this guy’s crime list.

Me: Though for me I love Kuroha/Saeru sm but I've never been a fan of the manga art style. If it was drawn in another style like Sidu’s or Sayuki's everyone would look way hotter/cuter. That's why I wanna see Sidu draw MR2 Kuroha/Saeru or her concept art sketches. Cuz Sidu designed MR2 Kuroha/Saeru's form.

F: Mahiro's artstyle is perfect for the extra feeling of dread but they all look twinkified, but I'm okay with it. IMAGINE HOW HANDSOME HE'D BE [IN SIDU’S ART STYLE] OMFG

Me: Yeah it's like... wish we got a more experienced artist tbh cuz I'm not big on the style and how undynamic the art is. But I appreciate that we got the manga and that it exists.

F: I mean, we got Nirvana which is in Sayuki's style

F: I kinda wanna see MR2 Kuroha in Wannyanpuu's style. I'd love the silly baby-ish look

Me: Kuroha's design reminds me of Judar (both designs).

Me: Black/white themed insane sadistic and bloodthirsty meow meow mf men with an ego are my favourite masc chara type ^^

It's so funny like my Meow Meow Mf pipeline went from Kuroha (2013) to Judar (2022).

Love both.

Kuroha's hair kinda looks like Judar's in normal form, and then his MR2 version has braids that kinda look like Judar's

F: You like black-haired men with the crime list that can reach the top of Mt. Everest basically?

Me: Yeah. It's so funny. My entire top meow meow mfs list is this. 100% representative of my tastes

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Me: I still love that casual clothes Ene with her hair in buns. It's so cute. Reminds me I still need to draw KuroEne with MR2 Saeru

F: My fav ship dynamic (or something).

Tag that ship: Wow! This Literal Goddess is dating some guy named Steve! (Meme)

F: My friend Cass would always joke about how Ene is a pretty woman dating Saeru, a man who she considers hideous

Me: WASDSSDHD??? To each their own tastes.

Personally, l love insane men. I study them like hamsters. If the dude is too normal, I'm not very interested. I want freaks here

Me: Y'all haven't seen B*ck from Requiem of the R*se King if you think Saeru's ugly

Search him up if you're curious Ig I don't want to put Buckiebitch's ugly ass here. Especially not on my KuroEne posts

He's literally the only KagePro man (other than Konoha and Haruka) that doesn't look basic af to me. I'm not even into fictional men but Kuroha and Konoha are the hottest/most attractive KagePro men, I'm dying on this hill.

Most of the MekaDan members are teens. Kuroha and Konoha are also the only adult-age ikemen type charas and I generally prefer adult charas and/or casts cuz it's more comfortable for me. Just a personal preference.

Imo the clothing designs of KagePro charas are good, like they’re very varied in clothes and shapes, but the designs of most of the dudes are boring to me. THE GIRLS THO??? AYYYYY 🎉 THEIR DESIGNS ARE MUCH MORE VARIED TOO

Y'all have NOT seen B*ck from Requiem of the R*se King if you think Kuroha is ugly. Kuroha 100000000x hotter than BUCK. B*ck should get tf out of here

Have you seen B*CK??? Y'all have NOT seen Suckingham Phallus if you think that

B*ryl (FGO) from LB6 is fugly, cheaply written, and a gross misogynistic creep, but still better written than B*ck

Buck has black hair and yellow eyes. This is in fact slander, because only my beloved Kuroha/Saeru (KagePro) and Tao Ren (SK) deserves black hair and pretty yellow tsurime eyes!!! Also, for starters, Kuroha/Saeru is actually interesting as a villain, unlike Buck. Lmao. He's also 10000x hotter as well

My hot take would be that every KagePro guy except Kuroha, Konoha, and Haruka looks basic to me

F: BUT SETO... Pls he is a cutie 😭

Me: Like. All KagePro guys have such similar hairstyles, like you could hardly tell them apart if it weren't for their hoodies. It's all round hair with slightly curved spikes. Every single one. Other than the Haruka lookalike trio, Kano's design differentiates more cuz of the short cut bangs

F: Sadly true... Seto and Shin looked a bit too similar

Me: Like with Kuroha and Konoha, at least there's an excuse cuz it's Haruka's body. They look similar on purpose. With everyone else nah there’s no reason why their hair styles should be so similar

F: Kuroha is creative enough to create his own form too lol

"BUT SETO..."

Me: He's cute but I get bored by masc charas who are too normal 😔

F: Same, I moved on from SetoMary to KonoEne too quickly

Me: It makes sense for me since 9/6 ships like KonoEne and KuroEne have more conflict and tension in their r/s, compared to other ships. Kuroha’s the fruitiest man in KagePro, so there’s my bias 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I do love ShinAya and SetoMary but they're more secondary for me. As I said, I favour ships that are deadly and passionate.

F: We got angsty, and angsty but sexy, then we have HaruTaka—

F: KonoEne is the most tragic one then 😭

Me: HaruTaka is also fluffy and angsty. KuroEne would be the most tragic 9/6 ship for fanon ships. Technically, KuroEne is the most tragic one, in that, y'know, he kills her friends.

F: Off-topic and 9 PM thoughts

I wonder how these little things react to witnessing Saeru fucking Ene

Me: LMAOOO 😭

Kuroha scoots over to Ene on the bed and Ene just pouts at him like, "Can't you send away your snakes when we do it???" So then Kuroha obliges to her request. I imagine he would send them away before they start, anyways, but it's just funny to imagine and think about.

Me: Just want to add to this scenario but I just imagined Ene sitting on the bed, and Kuroha getting on top of the bed to sit right in front of her. Ene just narrows her eyes at him and tilts her head with a confused expression when she spots all the snakes still sitting on his shoulders and wrapped around his body. Then she makes a face like, “Huh? Why do you have so many snakes on you???” Σ(°ロ°)

Honestly it reminds me of Sidu’s Outer Science Kuroha illust in her .dsd/V artbook, where he’s sitting smirking while surrounded by morbillion snakes. He seems to be able to make these little snakes obey him. Or they just flock to him. She’s in the heart of the snake’s nest. The den of the beast.

When Ene sees all the snakes on him, she just goes like, “Can’t you send them away before we do it?” And Kuroha just goes like, “Don’t worry, little bunny, I was just getting to that. They’ll just get in the way, anyways.” And he lets them slither off elsewhere. And then he asks, “There. Is that better?”

Ene breathes a sigh of relief and goes like, “That’s much better!” She crosses her arms and huffs in tsundere fashion, “I’m not particularly a fan of snakes…” And Kuroha just laughs. Ene goes like, “What’s so funny?” And Kuroha’s just like, “Oh, plenty. Another bold faced lie. How amusing.”

“I mean… You know who I am. I’m the Snake of Clearing Eyes. And Konoha is the Snake of Awakening Eyes. Considering your infatuation, and the fact that you’re doing this with me… we both know that isn’t true. You could keep up that front and fool Konoha with it, but not me. Wouldn’t it be better if you were more honest? I’m just telling you this in advance for the long run.”

Honestly, Kuroha’s whole scheme in my KuroEne AU reminds me of Kama trying to corrupt Ritsuka (FGO) and “make them fall into the flames of depravity (Kama’s own flames)” by tempting them with carnal pleasures and the promises to be able to fulfill any of their desires. Kama wanted to make Ritsuka theirs and give them infinite love in order to sate them completely and utterly.

He then says, “I understand you’re feeling worried, dear rabbit, but… I’ll be sure to make this pleasurable for you. Tell me what your desires are.” (^-^)

Before he leans in to kiss her, he says, “When you fall into the abyss, I'll be there to catch you.”

The abyss could refer to his end goal plan → Him killing everyone at the end of a Route on August 15th, and the Kagerou Daze swallowing them.

Admittedly, I also like to think of KuroEne art concepts where Kuroha and Ene dance together in a ballroom, and one of his snakes wraps around her leggy. That would be a hot art concept ngl

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Me: ASDFGHJLKL I just found this in my notes

Dawg WHY do KagePro guys have such similar hairstyles to each other??? Every single dude has like a short round haircut with some round hair spikes. Like it's mainly their clothes that make their shape language more varied cuz without their hoodies/jackets they'd look SO similar to each other if you just blacked them out with silhouettes. Like the character that differentiates the most is Kano due to the short cut bangs. At least with Haruka, Konoha, and Kuroha, it makes sense since it's Haruka's body. Kuroha and Konoha are the hottest KagePro men fr

F: Oh right. MAKE SETO A BIT MORE BUFF TOO PLS

Me: Seto should be a bit more muscular with tanner skin tbh

With Haruka/Konoha/Kuroha, it makes sense but other than them, I'm not a fan of how every single KagePro chara is pasty white. We need more varied skin tones + undertones in the cast

Me: Oh yeah I forgot if he had a job where he carries stuff or something. Like KagePro charas’ clothing designs are fun and interesting but they all got really similar hair styles to each other

F: The men sure aren't safe. Why only the girlies get the variety of coloured hair

F: Kuroha is creative enough to create his own form too lol (-> MR2 Saeru)

Me: So true! Kuroha and Konoha are the hottest KagePro guys to me. And Haruka is cute ^^

F: Saeru won the Vocaloid Sexy Synth (Ene) too, so theory proven.

Me:

KuroEne: Evil snake demon makes cyber girl diva (Ene) his gf (/lh) (/j) 🖤💙

Me: MAMORU MIYANO IS SUCH A PERFECT VA FOR HIM... We needed more screentime of him. It’s so disappointing how Kuroha probably shows up for less than 5 min total. Shaft's art style is so ugly.

F: HIS VOICE RANGE IS CRAZY THO

F: Madoka Magica was peak wtf happened

Me: MCA should've been at least 24 episodes. No way you can fit like 12 - 14 charas’ stories adequately in only 12 episodes. Cuz it has to cover the stories of the MekaDan + secondary charas

F: It was planned to be 24 episodes... UNTIL THWYVRUSHED ITM SJHDKSJDJA?!?#*(#;# WE LOST

[ss16-corp]

Okay guys I need a bit of help here. Warning: it's a relationship-related situation.

So basically. I think my partner (who i will call Insta) is cheating on me. With either one or two people. For the sake of anonymity, I'll call one Twitter and the other one Facebook.

With Twitter, they are doing EVERYTHING with him. Sharing a minecraft bed, matching profiles, everything. I'm either left out, uninvited, or even kicked for no reason to my knowledge.

And then with Facebook, they're constantly going out with HIM. "Hey Facebook, want to go to the mall?" "Hey Facebook, want to go to the park?" "Hey Facebook, what are your plans tonight?" INSTA NEVER ASKS ME THAT.

Insta, in general, probably is just treating me as their summer boyfriend. But then again. They have MANY ex-partners in their past. I will most likely become one of them.

Unfortunately. I believe I have obtained a crush on someone that is already a sourcemate but might be a sourcemate from an UNLISTED MEDIA that will REMAIN UNLISTED due to the creator possibly not having a safe space for fictkins/otherkins. Reason why it's "might" is because she has not spilled any form of revealing it. We'll call her Snap. She is THE NICEST PERSON EVER. Shares 2 hyperfixations with me, is a very good listener, and is generally a wonderful FAVOURITE PERSON.

Going further down worse street! If Snap does confirm she relates to (unlisted character), she's canonically my romantic partner in one of our sources! I see a lot of (unlisted character) in her, to the point we call each other the NAMES of the characters. (Snap knows I kin w/ a character from the media btw! Shout out to Snap you're a real one)

If all or even a bit of that made any sense, does anybody have advice of how to move forwards with all of this?

[tshxrin]

hello, roaches and rats❤️

If you've known me from my insta/discord, hi bro, if you know me from somewhere else- i think you should kill yourself, jk. (Why would you follow a stranger-)

EITHER WAY IM GONNA YAP HERE, I dont got no one to yap to, coz I usually spam their texts and theyre too busy with their partners (mahi reference btw) to pay attention to me even though im the realest one out there fr.

Anyway hi, im ren, but i think i've got a few nicknames, like rennie, renpodd, shurin. Also people, ESPECIALLY MEN love to call me a piece of shit or mentally unsound/insane, love you all fr😇🤞

I  have the humor of a plastic spoon, but like its okay because people vibe w it fr; also i REALLLYYY like kuromi, i kin her tbh, daydreaming about men is so real, SPEAKING ABOUT MEN SIMON GHOST RILEY IS SO ARRUGGGHJHH, masked men are actually🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏,, i also gane religiously, but im mid at all the games I play😝😝. (Valorant, overwatch, codm & fortnite 4 any1 whos wondering.)

Also I think I have a caffeine addiction, like actually idk, but monster tastes good, like diabetes and synthetic flavors yum😍😍. But ong, the cherry flavored monster and ALL the punch flavors (except pacific punch, whoever likes that I wish death upon you, you fucking weirdo.) Slap fr. Also I have an emotional attachment to fruits basket, (the anime) shit was an emotional roller coaster but I think its a suggestion, shit actually had me in emotional distress for a week, NOT MORE THAN THIS ONE BOY WHO HAD ME DISTRESSED FOR 2 MONTHS LMAOAOAOAOA, speaking about boys lemme give you guys some ren lore.

Back in the old days (2021) I was a discord kid (still am), met a filipino guy through a mutual friend, bro was a sweetheart n shi we talked, he admitted he liked me, and when he was courting me he went offline GHOSTED ME FOR A MONTH, and GUESS.FUCKING.WHAT. he comes back, WITH A BOYFRIEND. A BOYFRIEND. Actually had me flabbergasted, but tbh i should've known better, I mean he was an asian twink, who was 100% a bottom, toxic relationship and bad parents so shi thats kinda canon, WUBDIAISKSKWO either way my point is crying over relationships is kinda gay, cry over your grades instead you fucking loser🤑🤑. Being suicidal over grades is a big W, being suicidal over a boy/girl just means youre an insecure piece of shit, okay maybe i shouldn't be so harsh but ykwimykwim.

BUT LIKEEE, despite all these I met some actual homies online, like ongod theyre my second family, i would 100% eat rusty nails coated with sulphuric acid if they asked me to, and im pretty sure if theyre reading this they know who they are LMAOOOO.

Anyway I had my english final today, lemme tell you the paper was so GAY. The reading part made me want to gouge my eyeballs out and submerge them acid, LIKE BRO-paper was pretty easy even though i went unprepared, barely touched the book LMAOO, but it was really lengthy. Like really lengthy, 6 PAGES WORTH OF A QUESTION PAPER, it took me 3 hours to finish it (we get 3 hours for the test), but bro☹️ i wanted to take a big fat nap in the class after i speedran the english paper but NOOOO, she had to make it so fucking big like girl I bet the reason why you make everything so fucking lengthy and big is because you dont get the satisfaction of big things with that undercooked ground beef patty ass husband you got, ongod who gives assignments a weel before finals, AND THEYRE SO TIME CONSUMING TOO LIKE TFF??? OTHER SUBJECTS EXIST??!??!, wow thats a lot of yapping, i love yapping tho, im a professional yapper, I think its just my undiagnosed adhd because I just went from talking about my love for kuromi and masked men to absolutely shitting on my english teacher's existence- maybe i'll drop some ren lore next time 🙏🙏

[jaekaicx]

doodle of chb au from discord