#this is literally my 3rd take me im yours gif set

[thatdeadaquarius]

OP your addtion about the Harbinger's reaction? Sent me wheezing to the moon 🤣🤣💀

I dont have any additions to Teyvat language yet (other anons have a more in depth explanations while mine is just shitposts wheEZE--) but I did have an idea for a Genshin AU.

I'm pretty sure everybody has heard about the blue alien people Avatar. Tribal people from another planet. (Also I just stumbled upon the forests of Sumeru while going through Chasm quests. The one that has giant mushrooms).

Imagine Genshin in the Avatar Au. Sumeru can be based on the first movie (It fits cause from what I can explore of Sumeru reminds me of the time I watched Avatar of the first time. Pure awe and wonder..) While the Water nation can be based on the 2nd movie, Hoyoverse hasnt released the name of the Water Country yet so we're just waiting. Mondstadt can be based on the upcoming 3rd (4th or 5th? Idk they had it lined up) movie that involves being high above the clouds. Kind of like the Jade palace or the Floating Abode in the serenitea pot.

Its all I could base for now since the other movies dont have that much info yet to be paired with Genshin's countries.

Bonus idea that randomnly popped into my head:

Still going with this Au but its sagau themed. Creator!Reader arrives to Teyvat and is considered as Eywa

NOW THIS

THIS IS AN ✨️IDEA✨️

I just want u to know i feel b l e s s e d that u put this in MY ask box , when this coulda been a whole post of ur own 💖💖🙏🙏

WARNING: So i havent seen the new movie, just the og Avatar one, and i totally loved that concept about Eywa and how their world works so ill refresh myself but if theres any new lore from the 2nd movie i aint got it yet 💁 srry babs

🎵 FROM THE DAY WE ARRIVED ON THE PLANEETTT

AND STEPPED OUT BLINKING INTO THE SUN

AND THE SUN ROSE HIGH IN A SAPPHIRE SKY

ITS THE CIRRRRCCCLLLEEE OF LIFFFFEEEE 🎵

^ except ur like the life itself bc ur god now

Thats why i put that there

This AU radiates that energy

♤

BRO I TOTALLY FORGOT ABT U MENTIONIMG THE COOL CHASM STUFF AND PICKED THAT GIF ALL ON MY OWN

BC I THOUGHT IF ANYTHING LOOKS LIKE EYWA TREE IN GENSHIN ITS THAT BEAUTIFUL MUSHROOM GOD

ANYWAYS-

So I accidentally posted this too early so keep refreshing or coming back bc if theres no "♡the beloveds♡" im still updating this then LMAO

SRRY GUYS

So anon's a genius and i could listen to u talk about this all day

I fucking love combining world building or lore together

Esp like making one the AU or just the setting like u said with Avatar worlds as settings and same characters-

EEEEEE U ARE EYWA- YESSSSS YESSSSSS I AM YOUR GOD BITCHES!!! SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TIDDIES BITCHES RAHHHHH /REF

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So they deffo use "Eywa" as a term for you instead of your name

Honestly, before when u were a mysterious af planet creature thing (lets say u get isekaied there i mean)

Nobody rlly knew if u even could take a mortal form or even thought of that as a concept

I feel like the younger generations immortals and Teyvat's current countries kinda think of you Eywa as more of a passive entity life force thing

Rather than the older immortals and creatures that had seen thru eons or over the course of a couple thousand years

That u were very aware and intelligent

Not that ur energy or aura didnt tell them that alone

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So a little deeper into the Teyvat lore here but i dont see anybody else talking about it so I will

Originally, it was the Seven Sovriegns and you, and eventually Phanes and their Four Shades,

And they literally all quickly came to realize u literally made this planet and began to start the first traditions of worshipping you!

Like putting gifts or hand made goods at the base

(Ppl have also gotten a tradition from Morax/Rex Lapis and Guizhong and other adepti to leave birthday letters to offer you, which ties into what i say below⬇️)

Ya know,

Eywa the tree could even be a sort of source to the eyes of Teyvat of what you look like while u were playing the game

Like how Eywa's little jellyfish reach ppl in the forest and shit? I think?

So like i would imagine that whatever u make certain vessels or acolytes do most often, is what they think they should offer u :0

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Claymore users give u gemstones and ores

Bow users give u hunted game like fowl, or the treasure from puzzles that required arrows (like those bursting blue balloons?)

Catalysts and Polearms give u all kinda of crazy shit lmao

Bc they can be used for a vareity of things

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Bc of ur player status and abilities, people of Teyvat attribute a gain in power or talents or whatnot to you, Eywa

So say u actually physically there now, and u just wake up under the coolest sickest tree youve ever seen in ur life

Omg could u imagine????

Seeing Teyvat irl? But AVATAR WORLD IRL???!!!

You would stand there lookin around like a drunk fuck for like 20 minutes, maybe longer lmao

Its just so ✨️pretty✨️ here

Also the tree itself just feels like, the equivalent to ur bedroom basically but like specifically if it was hella comfy and like just the way u want it (all the decor is up, the floor is clean, u got like hot choco on ur desk, theres a candle burning, etc.)

♤

Oh so since ur like weirdly connected to the land, like u know how theres a voice line abt walking in that glowing aranara part of Sumeru and ur steps light up?

I saw that too in the OG avatar movie

So i feel like u would have a map with ALLLLL the peoples on it and little icons

U can focus on just vision users or bosses or big nature things like Dragonspine

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Oh so Eywa can control all animals and whatnot and so u as a mortal person can too

So anytime theres a threat u can deadass just become a pokemon trainer LMAO

Ok but think how badass it would be to just like,

Get the Primo Geovishap or Giant Bird Jadeplume Terror thingy to just leave their territory and wipeout some mfs

(coughunknowngodasomodaycough)

It would be fucking amazing

♧

Unrelated to above bc im just spitting out ideas srry guys

but like

I feel like if u were a lifeforce sort of ancient eldritch god for the entire goddamn continent of Teyvat let alone the whole planet-

You would have to maintain said continent/planet

Like, make sure the Irminsul is growing okay, protect from mfs like Dottore,

Stop diasters if ur Eywa too, esp bc u can hear prayers now, and would hear ppl crying out to help them geez

while the prayers of the many kinda just glob together to form the major "feeling" of the prayer for most creatures,

Vision users, gods, ancient creatures u can get their exact sentences

Basically more magic = better heard to connect with u

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Oh u know, i could even see it being even more manual or personal labor bc ur not like a tree connected to ur roots thruout the world technically

Like if volcanoes erupt in Natlan, the archon and gods there help and u r also wanted/needed in person for it to work

U would still be powerful, but yeah like say the tree was u just playing genshin before,

The game automatically regulated diasters and stuff other than what was supposed to happen in game

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So kinda bouncing off that I read smwhere that the Na'vi dont actually view Eywa as like omnipotent or omniscient

(like the God™️ from the Christian bible for a example of what your not)

And also! Dont blame/attribute natural diasters, plagues, or other bad stuff on Eywa

So good for you whew 💦

Ur actually supposed to kinda just be the collective lifeforce or Teyvat/world and nature, and a defender and guide of life :0

Which kinda fits with the whole "upgrading characters" thing actually

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Okay but I saw somewhere in SAGAU tag someone did another name instead of Creator to spice it up and its "All-Mother"

And interestingly, Eywa in Avatar is also called that and "Great Mother"!!

How fun :0

Also, the reason Eywa still got people with free-will is bc they kinda described the relationship to Eywa being something like a mother or parent

Maybe where name/titles came from ig?

Either way, ppl be calling u all types of nicknames u aint heard before lmao

I mean ur sacred, they dont just say ur name,

Nobody knows ur real name or what u call yourself

Just what they call u

Bc they couldnt communicate with u super well before, (the bday letters were the closest they got verbally, and even then they had to be addressed somewhat to ur first vessel the traveler to get thru/be seen)

Otherwise yeah u operating them lets say before on Earth you rlly felt like an eldritch nature deity 💀

Cause u guide them in battles, strengthen their talents and skills and bodies, and feed them food

If they were in battle like needing healing food, u help them heal by consuming it for them so they dont have to take a snack break in battle and

Let me tell u, these denizens of Teyvat who have to constantly deal with magic and monsters and abyss stuff, so a stroll outside ur house gets u in a fight...

...They are very grateful for that needless to say.

Plus i like to think u make fighting easier on them bc ur "guiding" their bodies

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Anyway thats a long winded way to say, help me think of all the names Teyvat's given you lmao:

Eywa

All-Mother / Great Mother

All-Father / Great Father

All-Parent? / Great Parent

Creator

Their Grace

Great Puppeteer

The Puppeteer

Soul of Teyvat

Greatest Soul

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She aint long bc im not that creative and this idea has sm potential too😔

I would love to be Eywa sounds fun and powerful af and i dont get expected to be Jesus and they know i dont cause the natural diasters, like that sounds nice

Aight im no genius and this writing feels like im just rambling like a drunk guy sittin on the sidewalk mumbling to myself, i had to stop writing 💀

Like that energy specifically-

So lmk if yall got any other cool titles or names :0

I couldn't think of anymore :/

Also srry about the updating this post and making u check back in if u already read this before i put the taglist

(Me putting the taglist means im done editing/writing this dw if u seein this)

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡my beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[achoohq]

HEY GUYS ITS YA BOI RIA who doesn’t go by ria anymore but anyway

after the hq one shot the gears in my head have been turning…very slowly but still turning! im getting my prom dress fitted today so here’s…

HQ BOYS ASKING YOU TO PROM!!

Kuroo Tetsuro

okay y’all aren’t gonna want to hear this but i fully believe he promposed with a chemistry joke

like he walks up to you with one of those posters that’s spelled out with elements of the periodic table

“I think you’re CuTe (Copper and Tellurium) and we have a lot of Chemistry, will you go to PrOMn with me? (Praseodymium, Oxygen, and Manganese)”

pls ignore the extra letter i tried my best

kenma’s probably nearby filming

and in the recording you can hear him stifle a laugh when he captures your initial reaction to the poster

but of course, as nerdy as he may be, that is your love <33

when you say yes he lifts you up and gives you a big hug, twirling you around and nearly crumpling the poster in the process

very cute

Nishinoya Yu

i have to set the scene for this one

so you’re watching him play at a volleyball game, and the score is very close

it’s the last set of the match, the set that will determine who wins the whole game

when i say it’s very close, i mean VERY VERY CLOSE,, like the two teams are always one point away from each other

but you have to win by two in volleyball so it just Keeps Going

everyone watching is on the edge of their seats (you included)

karasuno’s up by one again, this could finally be the end

THEY WON!! everyone in the stands goes crazy

normally after games, nishinoya would find you in the stands and give you a thumbs up after games and you would return the gesture

but he was nowhere to be found

that is, until he reappeared on tanaka’s shoulders with a huge poster that says “Y/N WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME” in big bold letters

he probably won’t be able to hear you say yes with all the commotion so just nod and give him a thumbs up like you normally do

after you get out of the stands and he leaves the locker room he immediately jumps on you when he finds you

(he probably knocked you both to the floor but anyway)

you’d have to ask really nicely for him to get off of you because “blocking the walkway” and “making a scene” are apparently not valid reasons to stop him from showing his affection 🙄

Kenma Kozume

his original plan was just to ask you

to grab a bouquet of flowers and all the courage he could muster and just

“please be my date to prom.”

kuroo convinced him to do something a little bigger than that

something less generic, that was how kuroo put it

he decides to make a poster based on the media that both of you like

maybe it’s a game you both have hundreds of hours on, or a movie that always ends up playing whenever the two of you hang out together

he puts a lot of effort into choosing the perfect reference

when he finally shows it to you, he wishes he had his phone out to take a picture of your beaming face

luckily, kuroo did have his phone out

another cute one, he’s smiling so brightly after you say yes it felt like the sun has a rival

Bokuto Kotaro

bokuto had the plan

the execution was where it fell apart

he told you to meet him one day in the gym before volleyball practice

when you asked him why, his mind just froze

he muttered something about him needing a good luck charm before giving you the best puppy eyes you’ve ever seen in your life

so you agree and he cheers

little did you know there was a surprise waiting for you

bokuto had begged akaashi to help him with this plan of his

and akaashi was immediately tasked with asking the other three 3rd years on the team

“Bokuto, you’re literally their captain, why don’t you—”

aaaand he’s gone

he had gotten shirts that spelled out “P-R-O-M-?”

and each of the third years was wearing one, with bokuto directly in the middle as the O

first mishap: you came in through the side door

they were posed and waiting for your arrival near the main gym entrance

akaashi being the closest to you was the first to notice and told the rest to rotate

bokuto missed the memo until the last moment, simply sliding next to akaashi

and leading to the second mishap

so

akaashi was wearing the P shirt

meaning you were now looking at “PORM?”

you were confused at first, but when you realized what happened you doubled over in laughter

bokuto didn’t get what was so funny

he didn’t even stop to think about why akaashi was so insistent on him switching with the person next to him

cue emo mode

you have to tell him that prom was misspelled

and that you would love to go to porm—i mean prom—with him

that’ll cheer him right up!! he’ll give you a bear hug and a big kiss

and akaashi thanks you for cheering him up because that would’ve been a pain to deal with once practice started

Iwaizumi Hajime

iwaizumi didn’t want to do a flashy promposal

he felt like they were tacky

he wanted his promposal to come from the heart

just a secluded area, a gentle breeze, and his feelings; that’s all he needed

oikawa had something to say about it when iwaizumi told him the plan

“Come on, Iwa-chan, are you really gonna do something that boring?”

yes.

and that’s exactly what he said, before smacking his friend on the back of the neck

but he doesn't want to show up empty-handed so he gets you a corsage and puts it in a nice red box

he invites you to meet him in front of the school after volleyball practice

when you get there, he's already standing there with his present in hand

he takes a deep breath as you walk up before handing you the gift and beginning his monologue

he confesses his feelings and invites you to prom, but hopes that your friendship won't change

you say yes! and he is elated

he definitely hopes you'll wear the corsage to prom

and he offers to walk you home so you can watch the setting sun together <3

A/N: i got super lazy near the end of bokuto’s…sorry about that….

but yeah!! here’s my first post in a while. i didn’t think i’d ever log in again (yet alone have the energy to WRITE again) so this was really nice :D

i may disappear and go back to lurking until i find more hq inspiration, but i think i’m gonna start an ao3 for the fandoms i am active in so we’ll see

here is my ask box if you want a continuation of this piece or to request a piece that may or may not be completed!!

missed you lots <33 ria out 😎

[uksqueeze]

Squeeze performing Take Me I’m Yours on TOTP (1978)

[maybe-your-left]

DR REN > DR FAUCI. MAKE HIM THE HEAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS CAMPAIGN PLZ.

okay im sorry but this is so fucking funny to me... for those of you who arent American or care about America (bc same), we are still suffering from covid-19 like we are a 3rd world country. BC PEOPLE ARE DUMBASSES AND SO IS OUR PRESIDENT! @ DONALD TRUMP. anywayyyy the surgeon general for America is Dr. Fauci and he is great and says that we should be wearing masks to protect one another and all that Jazz. 

so obviously we should look to another trusted health professional.....

DOCTOR KYLO REN BBY. 

“WEAR A MASK PEOPLE!”

“I don’t know why that's so hard to understand, what the fuck is wrong with you. I understand it’s hard to breathe, but there are health care professionals who wear medical grade masks for 14 hours during a surgery and they aren’t complaining. But you are because you have to wear one to Walmart? What, are you frustrated you can’t sneeze on the produce anymore? Huh?” 

“No, it’s mandatory. That doesn’t mean it’s optional, that means if you don’t wear one don’t go outside! Which you shouldn’t be anyway, but that's not up to me. As the person medically in charge and ELECTED to be in charge of the common health of America, wear a goddamn mask or else I will come to your house an sew one onto your fucking face.” 

“No, I won’t be answering questions.” 

“Stop being an idiot and wear a mask.” 

“Holy shit.” 

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“Heyyyyy honey,” you cooed when Kylo came in through the garage door. Setting down your  phone as you got off the couch, making sure to turn the volume down on the TV to make sure he can’t hear the news reporters talking about his unprofessionalism. 

Kylo grunted as he came in, slamming his bag on the kitchen island. He walked to the sink, grabbing a clean rag and shoving it in his mouth. Letting out a feral scream through the cloth, even muffled it still made your ears ring from the pitch. You gave him a weak smile, tip-toeing to his side. Pulling the cloth from his mouth as you rubbed his cheek, “Did you hit anyone on the drive home?” 

Kylo snorted, “No, but I fucking should have...” he ran a hand through his hair, “I do not understand people, why won’t they just listen to what I’m saying.” He slammed his fist into the nearest kitchen cabinet, punching a hole through the wood. You stood to his side, letting his take his anger out of the wood, you guys were going to remodel anyway. 

He yanked the door off its hinge, slamming it down on his knee as he screamed again, “The fucking science is there! I don’t understand, I gave them all the research papers. Complete longitudinal studies about the exposure methods AND even showed how other countries following these rules were making great strides towards normalcy. But NO!” 

“Uh-huh,” you patted his back, “Let it out.” 

“If I even breathe about another country doing better, that makes me a communist. Which doesn’t even make sense, but me saying that the states should mandate a mask order is somehow against capitalism and freedom of choice, which makes me un-american.” 

“I know sweetie.” 

Kylo walked into the living room, stopping in front of the TV. His hands balled into fists as he stared at the silent reporters talking with an image of Kylo’s press conference in the back ground. He spun around, “Where’s the remote.” 

You started shaking your head, “Honey I don’t think you need to listen to them-” 

He raised a hand, “Where is the remote (Y/N).” 

“I lost it,” you whispered, slowly backtracking down the hallway. Kylo’s footsteps gaining speed as you turned into the study, snatching the remote to his TV in there. Doging his large form blocking the doorway and booking it to the masterbedroom. 

“Get back here! I want to hear what they are saying!” 

“No!” you screeched, “It’s just going to upset you, and your blood pressure is already high!” You grabbed the one from your room, shoving it in your bra along with the other two. You paused, thinking about where the other TV’s were in the house. 

A door slammed upstairs. 

“Shit,” you whispered, booking it up the staircase to the lounge. Kylo already had the doors shut and you could hear furniture being moved to block the doorway. You banged on the frame, “Dammit Kylo, let me in!” 

“No!” 

You heard the volume raise on CNN, the voices of reporters arguing filling the room and seeping into the hallway. You kept banging your fists, wailing at him to stop and just breathe. “Kylo! You’re going to pop a blood vessel again! Just ignore them!” 

A scream tore through the house, you were sure the security alarms were going to be set off from the vibrations. Followed by the sounds of a fist colliding with a TV screen, along with a string of curse words. You heard a window shatter, followed by more furniture moving. 

You let out a deep breath, turning away from the lounge and heading down the stairs. Setting off for the laundry room where you keep your first aide supplies, medical grade, since your husband apparently is a medically licensed toddler. You waited at the kitchen island, setting out gauze and butterfly stitches supplies. 

Slow steps came down the staircase, Kylo’s face downcast as he approached you from behind. Slowly scooting out a barstool with one of his feet and slumping down in the chair. He set his right hand in front of you, grumbling something under his breath. You sighed, accessing the damaged skin, “Feel better now?” 

“No.” 

“I tried to stop you.” 

Kylo hissed as you applied an alcohol swab to his wounds, “I know.” He took a deep breath, “ I just don’t understand why they won’t listen to me, I’m literally the top doctor in the nation and they think I’m lying about the severity!” 

You stayed quiet, just letting him vent. 

“And now they are saying I’m untrustworthy because of my anger issues! I don’t have anger issues!” 

You applied pressure to his hand, causing him to wince and meet your stare. “Sweetie, you broke another kitchen cabinet and TV and whatever else you broke upstairs. You also called the new’s reporters at the press conference ‘whiny asshats’ and threatened an entire country with bodily harm.” 

Kylo chewed his cheek in thought, eyes now watching your handiwork. He mumbled a thank you as you finished with the first hand. 

“Seems like I have some new issues to talk about in therapy then.”