I DESERVE COMPENSATION FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGES FROM HAVING TO SEE THIS FACIAL EXPRESSION AGAIN
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Comic page commissioned by @the-bad-batch-baroness of her fanfic “Suckers”
This page was such a delight to draw and the fic is hilarious, so everyone go read it 🤩
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DPxDC snippet/prompt:
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“John.”
Zantanna’s voice had that cadence to it. Faintly strangled. Forcibly calm. Her rising blood pressure and rapidly approaching limit for his special brand of excitement evident in every single letter of his name.
Felt like old times.
“Z.” He said, smoke curling out of his mouth and billowing towards the dreary grey sky above. The one nice thing about Gotham, it had the same gloomy dark ambience of ol’ London town. “Long time no see. How’s show biz been treating you?”
He saw the faintest of twitches at the corner of her eye. Could almost hear her counting to ten in her head. He smiled at her winningly, leaning back against the damp bricks of the alleyway as he waited. More smoke drifted upward from beside him in time with a bored sigh. Patience was running out on all sides it seemed.
“That’s a child.”
“Sharp as ever.” He said, taking another drag. He nudged the child in question beside him gently with his elbow, glancing down with a sly grin. “See this is why the Justice League pay her the big bucks. Nothing gets past our Zantanna Zatara.”
He got a cloud of smoke blown directly in his face for that, little shit.
“John.”
“Z.”
“Why do you have a child? Why is the child smoking?”
“Long story.” He said with a wave of his hand.
“I learned it from watching him.” The kid said, with the same cadence as that old American commercial. All dramatic and overwrought emotion. The gremlin swooned against John's side in an imitation of collapse, hand holding the lit bifter coming up to their forhead to really sell the melodrama. He nudged his ghostly companion off, grinning at Zantanna’s slipping patience as he did.
“Don’t worry about it. Kid's fine.”
“A child wandering around with you in a dark ally in Gotham smoking cigarettes is fine?”
“I mean, I’m already dead. And short. It’s not like smoking is gonna be able to do any worse to me.”
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Arthur, in a fight: John. Tell me what's happening
John: He seems to be retreating, we might have a chance Arthur- wait... oh no. His animation frame rate just went from 24 fps to 60 fps and he just gained an uncomfortable amount of cross hatching on his face he's about to fucking destroy you oh god oh fuck Orthur
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This screenshot is one of my favorite things from the episode bc every character’s reaction to a literal building caving in on them is so fucking funny.
The two shark/fish demons on the left are just staring wide eyed.
The other shark demon on the right is placing his hat on his chest and just accepting this is his fate now.
Crimson is in utter confusion and disbelief about what the hell just happened.
Meanwhile Striker is clearly having flashbacks to when his statue fell on him.
And finally, my personal favorite, Alessio just casually places his hand in front of Crimson (like a mom does when you go to cross the street before the light changes) as if that’s going to protect his boss in any way from the cave in.
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Either I’m missing something or I haven’t scrolled through my feed enough BUT WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS FUCKING DONBEI FFVII AD
I’m losing it LMFAOO foxboy Sephiroth is canon, he’s not beating the allegations 😭😭
Also I took the screenshots from my phone lmao don’t expect it to be high quality tumblr collage style edits
Video w/ subtitles: https://x.com/aitaikimochi/status/1762671026645901422?s=46&t=IX3lv5VAEHoLUYLolR4Suw
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genuinely my belief that ino was never really interested in sasuke and actually liked sakura the whole time is so deeply embedded in me that every time i read a fic where ino is just as sasuke-crazy as sakura, i have to remind myself that. technically that is the case
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hawkmoth waiting for marinette’s life to stop flashing before her eyes so he can finish akumatizing her
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Favourite long-running LOST joke between me and nami is the idea that charlie once found a gay mag in sawyers stash and is now (homophobically) convinced sawyers gay because of it + his effeminate habits and is now trying to convince everyone else
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