#this is their dynamic

[radvelvetcakez]

Vaggie: I will find Charlie and the others. Vaggie: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone. Lucifer: Oh, please. We're not children. *Vaggie leaves* Lucifer, casually: ...Eat shit and die. Alastor, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

[mumblesplash]

divorce your soulmate and join our gang

[wyspersss]

remember to keep your chaotic friends in check (og image is at the bottom)

Additionally:

og image:

[soapywankenopy]

Is this how you comic

[waterphoenix21]

Movie Nya: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Lloyd. Movie Lloyd: I hate myself. Movie Nya: Alright, square up.

[cephalodon]

dont tag this as "me" /srs

[bidarcywriter]

Eddie, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Steve: You did WHAT–

Billy: William Snakepeare.

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Steve: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Billy: I'm a knife.

Eddie, from across the room: He’s the little spoon. Aren’t ya, big boy?

- incorrect quotes

[tacobellabeanburrito]

Kristoph Gavin literally every time Phoenix does something.

[mythological-mayhem]

Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 22

Apollo: I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 100% of the time.

Ares: You know what they say.

Ares: If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

[silly2tilly]

forgot 2 share this

[tippenfunkaport]

@sometipsygnostalgic has made me so many doodles I figured I owed her one, especially since the text is inspired by our DMs

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Vaggie: Toss me my keys

*CRASH*

Vaggie: I SAID MY KEYS

Angel: I thought you said printer!

Vaggie: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER-

[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Dhritarashtra: Name one thing that hurts worse than a chainsaw.

Vidur: Self-doubt.

Pandu: Wood chipper.

[shinbine]

morgan elsbeth: what is your biggest weakness, shin hati?

shin hati :..i can be uncooperative.

morgan: okay, can you give me an example?

shin hati : no.

This was my favorite scene, actually.

[whabenas]