#this one was good

[soup-mother]

um actually you're nblw so the correct term is "political trixic"

[iolaussharpe-24]

[t4tstarvingdog]

forget about sucking the strap (<- dont actually forget this ok) when will we be talking aboit the strap fucking the wound..

[imperaptorfuriosa]

the imdb parents guide for saw (2004) would like you to know that saw (2004) may be intense for some viewers and also you will see a man's bare chest. which may be intense for some viewers.

[sangrenight]

Midnight Rain ミッドナイトレイン by CTK

[knife-drawer-rp]

What flavor is your soul?

Rosemary

ah, the old soul, nice to meet again. the time of ages is etched into your bones, you see clearly. you've watched the heartache in this realm and sworn to solve it. but kindness without limits is self destruction. oh little leaf, strong and wise, you seek to bring peace with your presence. I'd be wrong to say you fail at this effort, but you mustn't set yourself on fire to keep others warm. you wish to please everyone, to protect them all. but if you shield the saplings from the sunlight they will never grow, and you one day will wither. protect yourself too. you know there are no happy heroes, so don't be one. be a friend. your loved ones will not forsake you for not being perseus slaying all their demons. you have your own monsters, why not meet them first before you conquer anyone else's nightmares. oh true-hearted paladin you are brave, and you are good enough. you know that right? be true to yourself, one cannot do anything saintly if they did not tend to their own wounds first.

Tagged by: @splinter-sister

Tagging: @sweet-chimera @misfxts @brutus-the-robot-chef @bone-pile-rp

[mushiewrites]

Hey Mushie, do you remember the SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob and Patrick were dissing Texas in front of Sandy? Because that whole sequence is so ler!Sapnap and lee!George and lee!Dream coded

PLEASE IT IS! IT IS! IT ISSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because knowing George he would've already found that specific clip and would've been playing it around the house, blasting it through the sound systems just to annoy Sapnap. Eventually Dream joins in because why not, he loves how easy it is to make Sapnap mad and he thinks it's funny when he yells at them.

Sapnap decides enough is enough and goes after them one by one - he goes for Dream first, because he knows that Dream won't snitch on him and will most likely help destroy George after he's done destroying Dream 🥰

And obviously George would attempt to throw Dream under the bus, because "it only went on for so long because Dream joined in late!!", but Sapnap does not care in the slightest. He gets Dream to hold him down and he knuckles George's ribs until he's screaming.

[rainia]

GOT JUMPSCQRED BY A NEW RIPTIDE EPISODE I FORGOT IT WAS TODAY.!!.!.!.!

YEAAAHHH I HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!! Ensa is everything to me <3333 :’))))

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[marisatomay]

People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[noodles-and-tea]

Smooth

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.