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cyancherub · 4 months
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Bought an iNSANE vibrator a while ago that I was initially disappointed in because the steady vibration had no intensity levels and was really high. Anyway, my old trusty vibe died when I was fucking close and I fished this NUCLEAR FUCKING WEAPON out of the toy box.
I now get why masturbation is a sin. That DEMONIC DEVICE made me squirt 3 times. I’ve never fucking done that before. Idek how many times I came but it had to be in the double digits. Literally screeching (not even in a sexy way) and twitching like a glitching video game model.
Bro I thought ahegaos were a weird fuckign hentai thing. They are not. I may be shocked and scandalized, but I am NOt exaggerating for comedic effects.
Idk why I’m telling you this, but by god I just needed to tell someone
EXCUSE MED??????????? ANON HOW COULD U JUST SEND ME THIS AND NOT TELL US THE PRODUCT NAME!!!!! GET BACK HERE
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cyancherub · 7 months
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Not to ruin the fun but if hats on guys bc they lose their hair is false advertisement, women shouldn't wear make up to hide their skin?
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cyancherub · 2 days
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do you have any book recommendations for us :D
MAYBE SO.......!!!! u know i love talkin abt books!!!
well, ok since ive posted about most of the books ive been reading recently MAYBE i can also post about some that i ordered and am waiting to arrive??? because all of these sounded very interesting to me!!!
SO books i have coming in the mail:
surrealist novels:
the woman in the dunes by kobo abe
the hearing trumpet by leonora carrington
the melancholy of resistance by laszlo krasznahorkai:
the third policeman by flann o'brien
nadja by andre breton
(been really into surrealism lately if it isn't apparent. most excited for melancholy of resistance i think)
horror, gothic, etc:
bruges-la-morte by georges rodenbach
the damned (la-bas) by joris-karl huysmans
floating dragon by peter straub
classics, short stories, etc:
french decadent tales (oxford world's classics) by stephen romer
in watermelon sugar by richard brautigan
swann's way (in search of lost time, #1) by marcel proust
selected short stories by balzac
icefields by thomas wharton
some ive picked up recently & stoked to read:
ada, or ardor by nabokov (my most beloved author of all time)
carmilla by le fanu
nightmare alley by william lindsay gresham
a king alone by jean giono
twilight of the idols by nietzsche
transparent things by nabokov
dark water by koji suzuki
selected poems by jorge luis borges (also beloved)
trolled my goodreads for more recs
books ive read & enjoyed so far this year:
the iliac crest by cristina rivera garza
the tenant by roland topor (FAV!!! huge fav)
crimson labyrinth by yusuke kishi
pedro paramo by juan rulfo
carolina ghost woods by judy jordan
death in her hands by ottessa moshfegh
the unbearable lightness of being by milan kundera
in the lake of the woods by tim o'brien
disgrace by j m coetzee
goth by otsuichi
books i enjoyed from last year:
the lottery & other stories by shirley jackson
the vegetarian by han kang
rosemary's baby by ira levin
piercing by ryu murakami (an all time fav)
the bloody chamber by angela carter (fav)
starve acre by andrew michael hurley (also a fav)
the glassy, burning floor of hell by brian evenson
the devil's larder by jim crace
monstrilio by gerardo samano cordova
and as a bonus, literally anything by nabokov. i have a big book of his short fiction that ive been reading slowly for a long while. despair by him is my fav book of all time, hands down. he is a master of absurdism (and a master of every language he writes in).
ALSO!!!! if youre into poetry, anything and every single thing by: t.s. eliot, baudelaire, rimbaud, borges. i also love neruda's poetry but i have heard he was an awful man so keep that in mind
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cyancherub · 1 month
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tell ur anons i will kidnap u and take u to a cabin in the forest for a few months and make u write <3
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do not tempt me with a good time
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cyancherub · 1 year
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how do u feel about kishibe being inspired by the king of sexy old men mads mikkelson
IT MAKES ME SCREAM ESPECIALLY BC HE RLY LOOKS LIKE HIM LIKE ITS CRAZYDKJSFDJK ..i love that PLEASEE fujimoto was like. i am going to create a bunch of men who are soo slutty and put earrings on them to signify their sluttiness
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cyancherub · 7 months
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No because I once got body shamed by this 22 year old man who always wore hats in his pictures and was built like the first cheeto you grab from the bag?? and he sent me a selfie with no hat and his hairline was receding??? man you are built like a retired baseball coach and have the gall to say I’m not skinny enough for you?? the audacity of a white man I swear 💀💀💀 it was so funny to me too
OFUDSOIFUOSIDFOUS A CHEETO U GRAB FROM THE BAG
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cyancherub · 10 months
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Do you have any hc on menthol aki?
yes. if i had to guess his favorite flavor of cigarette is menthol
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cyancherub · 1 month
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i spent valentine’s day reading menthol 🥰
MENTHOL AKI IS THE LOVE WE ALL DESERVE
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cyancherub · 1 year
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I just bought a thrusting vibrator that heats up and has a clit attachment with its own separate motor. Men have become obsolete. I am sad to say it, but Capitalism has won today
IF U DONT TELL ME WHERE U BOUGHT THIS CONTRAPTION IMMEDIATELY...
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cyancherub · 10 months
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Simeballs in the wild wild west who do you think ends up running drunk and naked with just a cowboy hat covering their junk? I feel like it's inevitable
this is sero being chased out of a lady's apartment by her disgruntled husband who is waving around a shotgun ... sero ducking and weaving the shotgun blasts and covering his head while sprinting away. the cowboy hat is staying on his pp by sheer force of will
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cyancherub · 9 months
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cassie did u watch the nair video kgajdhsjsbdjs
WHAT NAIR VIDEO ????? PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME
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cyancherub · 10 months
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im still fucking reeling in from menthol oh my god ? its so... filthy ?
HELLO....<333 yes it is very sick and twisted HASDHGS @zeninsama and i put our entire hearts souls and pussies into that.. stirred it all up in a cauldron like a potion or stew
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cyancherub · 4 months
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its kinda gonna be both corruption and a triangle??? step brothers (unsure if they’re twins or sukuna’s older) with yuuji and sukuna. yuuji wants to protect you but sukuna literally wants to ruin you and well. Lets just say sukuna is very persuasive
MMMMMM THATS SO SEXY i love the dynamic between the two of them.. the push n pull MY GOODNESS I NEED TO GET BETWEEN THEM!!! and i lovelovelove corruption fics.. SEND IT MY WAY WHEN U FINISH . i would love to read
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cyancherub · 7 months
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remember mentholki counting his money… i’m busting a nut !!
YES I REMEMBER. SITTING ON THE BENCH W A BLOODY NOSE AND BRUISED KNUCKLES AND A CIGARETTE IN HIS MOUTH...... HANDS FULL OF BLOODY BILLS
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cyancherub · 1 year
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may i request an anal scene crumb 🤲🏽
YES BAE <3 MENTHOL ANAL SCENE CRUMB HERE <3
cw // 18+ mdni
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cyancherub · 1 year
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Also,,
-credit to illumishole on twitter
pLEASEESLKFDLKS THEY ARE PLAYING 5D CHESS WITH THIS METHOD OF DICK SIZE FIGURING IM GOING TO SCREAMMSKJDFJK AKI 10 INCH DICK CONFIRMED WE R GONNA FEEL THAT THING IN OUR LUNGGGG OH MY FKJGDKFD
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