love how it is literally canon that scara insults ur whole being only to go home nd doodles u nd him getting married <33 hes sooo lamecore i bet he even makes up silly little scenarios to sleep to
no hes fucking crazy because he will have u wrapped around his finger, at his beck & call, but he’d rather eat a brick than ask u for any sort of attention . he frequently cockblocks himself. like he is soooo lame. you could ask him on a date to study over coffee and he’d be like “umm lmfao as if i’d want help from you” all snarky and then he’d go home and imagine what it’d be like to go on a date with u . that’s the level of insane he is like these are the hurdles we have to surmount.
The fact that you can play a Samurai in Elden Ring is fucking hilarious to me. Like, you’ve got all these other origins and they’ve got some sort of tie in to the world of the Lands Between. Heroes are descendants of Godfrey, Astrologers, Prophets, and all other sorts directly connected to the world or a faction in it.
And then there’s just... like... a Samurai. They’re not even from the Lands Between. They’re a silent protagonist because they don’t speak the fucking language. They have no idea how they got there. There’s one other person in the entire game who’s from where you’re from and he’s a fucking bounty hunter. You miss your horse.
Modern Media: Werewolves are alpha chad dudes who play sports disrespect women and are incredibly sexually aggressive.
Me: Werewolves live in complicated multi-generational family groups usually governed by the oldest members. There’s a powerful sense of community and everyone is provided with a support system to accommodate their personal needs. Inter-pack relationships are also complicated since werewolves are long lived and tend to hold grudges, but are united by a joint purpose in surviving in a human world. Raising children is also a communal effort and packs will generally jump at the chance to adopt orphaned werewolves. Werewolves also have a long-standing symbiotic relationship with wereravens, just like regular wolves and ravens do.