#thought pukes

[undertheredhood]

bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*

jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?

[kirbstarzz]

DOLPHIN WATCHINGGGG!!!!!!111111111111

[goonmypenis]

rip lavernius tucker you wouldve loved sitting and watching bluey in a trance while junior eats glass in the other room

[2sw]

"Dean physically hitting/beating Sam" requested by anonymous

I had this same themed gifset in my drafts for quite some time, but since anon requested it, I remade it to finally post it. I excluded the occasions when dean was under the influence of MoC even though the show explicitly stated that the mark only amplifies what's already there. I also excluded a few other scenes for obvious reasons because I know how to take context into account, so I think this is a fair gifset. now apply the same standard to sam and do the math. and my original intention was, and still is, to show sam's reaction because everything I post is about sam. I don't even consider this as a dean crit post, this is just how he is and it is part of the show you can't deny.

[frownyalfred]

do you think bruce has ever gotten drunk before? i don't mean brucie flirting about at the gala either i mean well and truly intoxicated lol. like the type where you wake up and have the worst headache known to man

Thank you for reminding me about one of my long lost headcanons. Which is that yes, Bruce has gotten that drunk (stealing liquor from the pantry as a child, normal stuff) but the only time he woke up and truly prayed for an end was during training with Ra’s Al Ghul when, as a reward, he and the other trainees were given a night off and a mysterious local liquor (something grain derived) spiked with something. and their “night off” became a test the next day, where they had to meditate and work through the after effects, flushing the toxins from their bodies while still completing their regular duties. it was all a lesson — learning that being poisoned can happen when you least expect it; that alcohol is a poison; and that sometimes you will have to work through it no matter how awful you feel. and so poor, pitiful hungover Bruce learned how to do what he does with ease as Brucie Wayne later — work through anything, whether it’s drugs, poison, fear toxin, alcohol, and be largely unaffected.

[spamgyu]

Pretty Boy Masterlist // a COLLEGE!Mingyu au

"Even if the sky's on fire. Got you here, it's alright, with me ..."

Started off as this prompt: no bc college!mingyu as someone who lives down the hall from your dorm and you always run into him doing something questionable

NOTE: i kind of fell in love with this au and tbh it had no storyline except for mingyu being an absolute fool and oc's father wanting him to be a part of the family so.... it will be VERY inconsistent and mostly drabbles heh

[PRETTY BOY PLAYLIST]

▹ hallway run ins

▹ hair-ties and phone numbers

▹ haircuts and contact pictures

▹ late night facetimes and fake flirting

▹ flus and cuddles

▹ flus (again) and piggies

▹ dates and confessions

▹ ghosting and balloons

▹ love language and worms

▹ small purses and labels

little extra things that makes me kick my feet and giggle:

▹ college!Mingyu being college!migyu

▹ mingyu and oc's ig stories

[ipleadbritney]

how to explain to fans in the future that landoscar used to run on sunshine and rainbows. heart eyes and horrible jokes. folding in half laughters and silverstone fan stage moments. nicknames and eye-blinding champagne shots.

[witchofthesouls]

Sam ending up throught groundbringe fuckery in Tfp would be such a vacation for him i think. Less action, less aliens ripping each other to shreds every miniute, the difference between how bay formers and tfp formers look.. Sam would look at tfp cons deadpan not afraid at all

Meanwhile the kids in Bayverse would get treated like sparklings probably(wattch Miko growl once at a con and promptly get adopted) Raf especially. Jack would take one look at everything and just go to work in NEST cafeteria until others can figure a way back home for him, Miko and Raf because he's NOT getting involved in this housefire(would avoid bay!Op like a plague something something honorary prime nonsense)

Sam is right there, chilling and spazzing on the minor things (to everyone else in TFP), while completely blasé to the major world-changing/world-ending things. He's been in more than one "end of human civilization" scenarios. It's not his first rodeo, and he's not even counting the doomsday panic of 2000 and 2012. He's immune to crazy, otherworldly shit via alien technology. If anything, he's weirdly disappointed over the lack of alienness of their Artifacts.

He literally resurrected his version of Optimus, met the Dynasty of Primes, had the Allspark in his mind, and dealt with the Fallen that manipulated gravity fields.

Sam's treating it like an unwanted vacation to a place that lied upon the brochure. That guy is like a powerful magnet for destroying Decepticon plans. He would probably fall into a chasm of a hidden Energon mine or interrupt an Artifact expedition to his advantage because 1) Allspark guided him, or 2) he was getting to antsy in the base of nothingness (no human personnel, no cafeteria, no agents, no systems or tasks for him) and did a runner.

He definitely puts his foot in his mouth when he meets Arcee. Sam would never get used to their more human-like frames.

Sam's boogeyman would be M.E.C.H.

Meanwhile, the Jasper Trio is stuck on Diego Garcia. They're taken back by the immense operation that's N.E.S.T. and feeling really lost. Miko doesn't have a Bulkhead-equivalent, Jack doesn't know what to make of the triplets, and Raf isn't clicking this Bumblebee.

Because everyone is too busy, they're trying to slot into things without getting too underfoot. Jack already has certifications related to his fast food job, so he gets into the mess hall to prepare meals for hundreds. Raf and Miko get into the science portions. Raf is making a name for himself as he has the most success bridging tech and understanding the Cybertronian script. Miko likes explosions.

The kids are boggled by all the politicking that goes into it and the more intensely magical things with the Allspark.

Those three will never, ever not laugh at Dorito-Starscream.

(Both sides have the not-so-fun realization about the malfunction connected to Unicron in the middle of Earth. That's too farfetched for anyone, but the truth literally grabbed the respective Primes with giant elemantal fists to viciously shake them.)

[ladyofthelake]

"As if I'd let you"

is such an underrated line

As if Arthur would ever want to see Merlin harmed or die or sacrifice himself for him

As if he would let him willingly drink poison

Got me thinking that it would absolutely kill Arthur to know how Merlin waits

Like if Merlin said he'd wait out in the cold for him one night Arthur would definitely be thinking

"As if I'd let you"

What about 1500 years...

[sourjabloki]

should I run a million miles

away from every memory of you?

let that be a lesson to me

think not with my heart but with my head

— autoheart - sailor

[iscreamkitty]

Thinking so hard rn…

[d1sc01nf3rn0]

I forgot to upload this here

[mrkis]

me n chenle are on the same crazy shit. crazy bestie vibezzz

[nowhydoyouask]

the woman i see in the mirror after i purge is so beautiful to me. the way her cheeks puff out, and lips swell, the way her chin glimmers with everything she succeeded in getting rid of. she suffers so beautifully. she does it in a way that only i can see. she does it just for me. she makes us beautiful.

[aeonphantasia]

Roxas and Ventus are 'enemies-to-sworn-brothers' coded. I just know it.

They are like two cats meeting for the first time: staring at each other from afar, studying each other's every movement, wary, slowly getting to communicate in their own weird ways, getting close, closer and then BAMM! Before you know it, they're sleeping comfortably on each other, wrestle, text weird shitty memes to annoy each other, draw (roxas) stuff on the other's (ventus) face while he sleeps (which is more often than not because he came back as a narcoleptic or something), train together to create some sick combo moves.

Like I said. Cats.

[piranya]

the gender of it all