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I want to put it on the record that I am deeply suspicious of Jace Stardiamond. Porter is an obvious suspect for the conspiracy, but the first time that Ragh "saw" Kalina (not really, but yk) it was a conversation between Arianwen Abernant, Jace and an invisible 3rd person.
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frownyalfred · 8 months
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the batkids get Bruce some combination of horrifically drunk and high on Ivy’s pollen or something one night after a mission and they ask him the hottest question currently across all the leagues — how many JL members he’s slept with — thinking it’ll be something like two or three.
Bruce is facedown on the table and slowly puts up a hand. A full hand. Gasps around the room. The gasps turn into choking as the second slowly joins the first, slowly opening one by one like he had to count.
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069tagger · 11 months
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Back up!
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mischievous-thunder · 6 months
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Honestly,
I think about you too much. First thing in the morning, when the sun is fixated on waking me up from the dreams I have you. During the day, when I have nothing better to do, I daydream of you next to me. When I see something I think you’d like I drift off into thoughts of you. At night, when I’m winding down and wishing I was in someone’s arms… your arms.
It’s you… it’s always you.
And late at night, when I can’t sleep and the world is silent, I can’t help but wonder if you’re thinking of me too…
But only in my imaginary world is this real… you actually thinking of me… and you… together as one.
Silly me, there I go again dreaming of you…
Yours truly,
-E.S.
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mommydommy420 · 1 year
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Wanna take a shower with a cute little sub and have them stand in front of me while i wash their hair. Feeling them relax as the warm water washes over us and i run my hand through their hair. And i wanna hear them whine when i pull their hair back, making them rest their head on my shoulder. Placing kisses on their exposed neck, my hand slides down their stomach, rubbing my fingers over their cute little clit as they start to whimper and buck their hips into my hand. My other hand comes up to their neck, wrapping around it tightly as my other hand slips two fingers into their needy little hole. And listening to their cute choked out moans only drives me to abuse their cute hole even more, until they're squirting all over my palm and grabbing onto my wrist for support as they try to breathe.
And after they've made a mess, I'll kiss their forehead and finish washing them up because good pets deserve to be taken care of 💜
(men dni. Sapphic only thanks)
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We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights
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just-shower-thoughts · 8 months
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People complain about how if McDonald's paid their employees more, they'd charge us more for food and those same people haven't said a word when McDonald's dramatically increased their prices over the past few years all while not increasing their employees pay by much at all
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We expect humans to live on Mars in the near future, yet we haven’t even dared to inhabit Antarctica
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just-shower-thoughts · 8 months
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A movie about dolls (Barbie) is more controversial than a movie about a guy who helped develop the atom bomb (Oppenheimer)
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just-shower-thoughts · 9 months
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Poor kids realize they are poor well before rich kids know they are rich
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just-shower-thoughts · 8 months
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At some point you’ve made a subconscious decision that’s saved your life without even realising
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