Imagine your favourite historical figure booping one person repeatedly for hours on end
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Lol the fuck you think I do? I’m not one of these lazy assholes on here sittin aroun doin nothin but jerkin off... oh wait i do that and have a job Lolol I’ve been gainfully self-employed for over 20 years straight. Comin close to 25 years now. Been working since I was 13 mothafucka! Lolol... ugh I can’t wait to die lol
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This kid: I’m sorry for breaking your vase I’ll do anything
Napoleon:
(From Hironori Iwata’s Napoleon and the Prince)
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Clinton, brandishing a knife: Give me all your money!
Burr: How about instead I buy that knife from you for all the money I have on me?
Clinton: Okay.
Clinton: ...Shit, now you're just gonna rob all your money back!
Burr: No, because I'm not a dick who robs people!
Clinton: That hurt more than a stab wound.
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That one bit in The Good Place where Chidi says hes in hell because of almond milk never fails to absolutely crack me up
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Ever wanted a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure but as a podcast? Check out The Heart Pyre!
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lovejoy needs to be studied fr because what even was that music video?? /lh
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imagine your favourite historical figure watching biopic about themselves and commenting on every moment from there
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Since my laptop is dead after 7 years hears some wips, design work, or trashed stuff I did on it that i didn't think needed to be posted
Sometimes I just come up with random shit then get into it and then never wanna post it cause I just don't know what to say about it. I think I was just practicing colors
Trashed design works
Holy crap there are so many, and they were done but they took too long to make so I by the time I finished or was almost done I had brand new notes and ideas so back to the drawing board
Myra / Mikayla , Mikayla looked great but Myra was hitting me with the feeling of a complete design. The one I have now feels complete and memorable to me and I'm so glad I didnt just force myself to finish this
Ellie, I wanted to make other versions of my avatar but lately drawing and especially coloring myself upsets me so I just had to stop til I deal with my dysphoria.
Ellie pokemon trainer is both the first two issues
Luma's outdoor dress is hideous, what was I thinking!!
Ambipom evolution Dextreepom work, still in progress but man it's been difficult to work on. I wanna make this evolution look like something from the games but every time I think I got it I make more notes and they get scrapped. I have a design at the moment in my sketchbooks that I love very much and I think with a tiny bit more tweaking it'll be perfect!
Just a Fluorite character sheet wip
Bye bye Laptop, wish I gave u a name.
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One of my coworkers made this for me, and tbh it’s killing me. So I decided to share.
Based on this post
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