wanna chat? pt. 15
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wow has it been A Week
i have two tests in a few hours and i have so many notes left and calc problems and i'm dying so have this!
there are two links in the chapter and i know you're probably like. why would i click those? i mean i wouldn’t trust me either, but i swear they're fine. ignore the first if you'd like, but if you don't click the second you're probably going to be fairly confused? you'll see what i mean
this is extra long because i'm feeling extra procrastinate-y
(sorting hat = nino, cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub = alya, dipshit = adrien, ahHHH = mari)
i'm off to fail. enjoy~
3:23
sorting hat: what the fuck was i thinking
were french
wed go to beauxbatons
oh also @alya akuma attack
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: but thats bORING
wait what
fuCK WHEN I FINALLY DECID E 2 SLEPE
sorting hat: please dont leave the house
im too tired
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ….
nino what the fuck is thsi akuma
sorting hat: why would i know???
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: bc i dont
sorting hat: love that 3 in the morning logic
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: all thats on the forums is pics of it stacking cars???????????
@hawkmoth wyd
sorting hat: being a dick probably
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok tru
oooo something new in the inbox of the ladyblog
make ur bets now
sorting hat: i say random theory
dipshit: Fanart duh
sorting hat: bro!!! youre up!! <3
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: gm marshmallow my love
sorting hat: howd you wake up? did the akuma get close to your house and finally make noise or osmething?
dipshit: Oh I never went to bed
sorting hat: …
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: what the SHI T
SLEEP BOI
dipshit: Trust me, I would’ve if I wanted to
sorting hat: mari is the only one of us with any sense
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: shes a smart one
dipshit: Yeah
Anyway what’s in the inbox
sorting hat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRr9NG7RE0
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: thank u bab much appreciated but also ur a nerd
anyway its
wait
waht ths hit
hlyk fucik
sorting hat: uhhhh alya you ok??
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i S HTIS AK JOKE
IMS TCARED TO CPIICK IT
dipshit: Well what is it??
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: IS T A FICKUING VIDOE WITH CHANT OIRS FACE AS THE THUMBLNAIL
FIFS:DKLFJ:SDLKFJQWIUE:C:KJGK:SJ
sorting hat: wait like
like he shot it himself??
dipshit: That’s some dedication is it like mid-akuma fight or something
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ahhhHHH I DON TKNOW I HAVNE TWATCHED IT YET
its
itS THE M
TEHY METION ME
MOM HOL Y FCUK
i can t;breakt h
im oginna die nsow
WAITN I NEDD TO POST
sorting hat: please dont die on us
yo send me the link fam
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DINOSUAR SCREEEECH
dipshit: Did you mean pterodactyl screech
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THISNK I CAN SPELL THAT NR
dipshit: Honestly I didn’t even spell it right I had to use spellcheck
sorting hat: smh fake fan
i bet you cant even name ten dinosaurs
dipshit: Do you want me to try???
sorting hat: no no i do not
not right now
maybe after school
dipshit: Does spelling count
sorting hat: yup
scientific names only too bro no long neck bullshit
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ladyblog.tumblr.com/post/324367743289/update-from-the-favs
ICAHT STOP YELLING
IM SO GETITN G INTORUBLE FOR BEIGS O LOUD BUT HOLY SHI T
sorting hat: dang they look exhaust ed
and that akuma really is just stacking cars
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i need a flashing gif thatj us tsays
LADYNOIR IS CANON
sorting hat: bro thi s is so accurate to staying up until 3 am tho
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: HE CALLED HER PERFEC T
dipshit: Missed pun opportunity
Could’ve said purrfect
sorting hat: im kicking you out
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: MARHSMALLOW I LIVOE U
also i think theyr right about it being a kid
sorting hat: but like lb said its really late
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i mean tru
sorting hat: it looks like theyre building a castel
or somethng
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: a fortress!!!
sorting hat: yeah!!!
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: to protect them from d r a g o n s
or scary things
sorting hat: yo it couldve just been a kid with a nightmare if you by that
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: god whne the girls have a nightmare its ROUGH
sometiems nothing will get them back to bed
cant blame them i mean
one of the things that helps them is drwing nightmares
fuk i woudlnt want to go back to sleep either
dipshit: The akumas building a fortress huh?
sorting hat: idk man we arent talking to the akuma
ask chat
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: oh yeah no that failed
sorting hat: ????
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: he tried to talk to them and they just like
picked him up and threw him away
some1 submitted a video
rip chat noir
dipshit: Sounds painful
sorting hat: rip in pepperoni
anyway if you look at the akuma theyre sorta dressed up ya know
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i wanna say ur projecting the castle thing but ur right that thing in their hair looks like a crown
dipshit: Huh you’re right
sorting hat: man i need to sleep
akumas are bullshit
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i just watche dthe video for the sixth itm e
im gnna memorize it
sorting hat: babe please
if youre gonna memorize something you should wait for a better vidoe
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THINK THEYLLY SEND A NOTHER
sorting hat: idk why not
they sent thsi one
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIT FAM
oh snap here come the amgic ladybugs
there the y go
ayyyy
sorting hat: sleep
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok godo plan
see u in a few hours 2 cry
PM between dipshit and ahHHH
ahHHH: I cannot bleieve you used our friends to stop an akuma
dipshit: Can you please let me live
ahHHH: I cant believe you sent taht video to alya
dipshit: Did you see how happy she was?????
ahHHH: Oh my god
Im going to bed
Please actually sleep???
dipshit: Uhh
No promises but I’ll try my best
ahHHH: You better
Night kittne
dipshit: See you in a few hours
Night bugaboo
7:58 in hogwarts house discourse
sorting hat: i want to die
cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub has changed their name to ladynoir keeps me living
ladynoir keeps me living renamed this conversation to “life is meaningless”.
dipshit: Optimistic
ahHHH: Fuck m y life and efverythign in it
16:03
ladynoir keeps me living has renamed this conversation to “what the fUCK”.
ladynoir keeps me living: what the fuc k what thif cuk what teh kcuk
WHAT THE ICUK
NINO
sorting hat: babe im standing right next to you
im processing
gimme a fucking second
ladynoir keeps me living: ...
sorting hat: ok i had a second
what
ladynoir keeps me living: whaT ETH FCUK
YOU TWO
REPSOND
YOU FUCKERS BOLTED WHAT HTE UC K
PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH
ladynoir keeps me living: MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG WHAT THE FUC K
MARI!!!!!!!!!!!
ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PM between ladynoir keeps me living and dipshit
ladynoir keeps me living: answer uR GODDAMN PHON E
I M GODING HUNT U DOWN I F U DONT RESPJNOD
PM between sorting hat and dipshit
sorting hat: did i just see what i htink i saw
correction
did alya and i see what we think i saw
bro
adrien agreste
are you here
hellllooooooo
shit dude
PM between sorting hat and ahHHH
sorting hat: dude
dude what was that
how long has that been a thing
broski
marinette
goddammit guys
PM between ahHHH and dipshit
dipshit: Uh
I’m really sorry about that
It just
Happened
ahHHH: Its fine
Youre fine
Its fine
Were all fine
dipshit: Are they…?
ahHHH: Yup
I have
So many messages
Oh my go d
dipshit: I’m so sorry
ahHHH: Its both our faults or something
dipshit: You want Alya or Nino
ahHHH: Uh lets do this the simplest way you go nino i go alya
Good luck
dipshit: Same to you
PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH
ahHHH: What
ladynoir keeps me living: ok deep breaths
do not what me
i saw that
nino saw that
you lived it
ahHHH: lived what
ladynoir keeps me living: U JUST KISSED ADRIEN AGREST E
ahHHH: um
PM between sorting hat and dipshit
dipshit: Hey Nino
What’s up
sorting hat: ha ha very funny
alyas having a cow
but seriously
did you and marinette kiss
dipshit: Uhh
I mean yes
Yes we did
There was lip touching going on there
It was an accident
PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH
ahHHH: It was an accident!!!!
ladynoir keeps me living: an aCCIDENT
ahHHH: Were both really tired and we were standing next to each otehr and idont know what happened
ladynoir keeps me living: what did u fall asleep on each others lips or something?!??!??!?!?!?
accident?!??????
PM between sorting hat and dipshit
sorting hat: an accident
dipshit: I kind of
Wasn’t thinking
sorting hat: really fucknig smooth bro
dipshit: Sue me
sorting hat: no thank s
are you two dating now or?
dipshit: No we’re not
sorting hat: but you like marinette
before you say no
please know i just saw you lock lips
and i also am your best friend
and also have eyes
dipshit: Ok yes I like her
sorting hat: so are you gonna ask her out
dipshit: Uhh
...
...no
I don’t think so
sorting hat: bruh
why not??
dipshit: It’s complicated
PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH
ladynoir keeps me living: i hate both of u
ur actuallt he worst
ahHHH: Im sorry???
ladynoir keeps me living: MAKE OUT ALREADY
ahHHH: Alya stop!!!!! We arent dating or anyhting
ladynoir keeps me going: what hte fUCK
why not!!!!!
u kissed!!!
u 2 talk all the time
u make each other laugh
u spend a ton of time together
u like each other
ur dating
ahHHH: Al Im not dating adrien!!!
ladynoir keeps me going: ok fine
but u could
ahHHH: By that logic I could also be dating you and nino
ladynoir keeps me going: yes
yes u could be
PM between sorting hat and dipshit
sorting hat: complicated???
what about it is complicated??????
you like her she likes you
if you havent figured that out by now
i dont know what to tell you dude
other than maybe all that homeschooling made you worse at social interaction than we thought
cause its freaking obvious man
like really
really
obvious
dipshit: It really is complicated, I swear
sorting hat: what?? do you like someone else too or something?
dipshit: Yeah
Actually
I do
sorting hat: who?
ladybug still??
i mean same ladybug is fucking awesome and ive been in a room with teh two of you
chemistry and awkwardness
but like
dont take this the wrong way dude but
what are your chances?
im not gonna pull an alya and say lb and cn are a thing
but how well would dating a superhero really work out?
you like mari mari likes you
youve already kissed once
you guys are so close already
might as well just change the relationship status on facebook you know?
adrien?
ok well
think on it dude
ill be here if you wanna talk
PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH
ahHHH: Its not that simple
ladynoir keeps me living: yes it is?
do u like him? yes
does he like u? yes
did u like kissing him? im gonna guess yes
is it the asking out part ur scared of cause i can totally bug him into asking u out first
ahHHH: No its not that its just
I
Its kinda complicated
ladynoir keeps me living: ??????
ahHHH: I cant really
ladynoir keeps me living: mari u ok??
do u need me to come over cause i can
ahHHH: No its ok Im fine
ladynoir keeps me living: did adrien do smth
do i need to beat him up
ahHHH: No!
No its not him
Adrien is perfect
ladynoir keeps me living: sap
ahHHH: Just
Give me a minute
Ok?
ladynoir keeps me living: ill wait for u to text first
ahHHH: Thanks
PM between dipshit and ahHHH
dipshit: So
ahHHH: So
dipshit: That happened
ahHHH: Yup
dipshit: Nino asked if we were dating
ahHHH: Alya did too
dipshit: Mari I like you a lot
ahHHH: And I really like you too
But theres a but right?
dipshit: Yeah
You too?
ahHHH: Yeah
dipshit: I think we should just
Wait? A little bit?
ahHHH: I was thinking the same thing
Not necessarily a long time just
Some
Time
dipshit: Exactly
I mean I’ve been in love with you for months honestly
But there’s…
ahHHH: Same here
I’ve had a huge embarrassing crush on you since the beginning of the year
dipshit: Glad we’re the same level of awkward and embarrassing
ahHHH: That wasnt our first kiss
By the way
Just
Thought you should
Probably know at this point
dipshit: Wait what?
ahHHH: Dark Cupid?
You um
I needed to break his hold on you and I remembered class and there had been something about a kis sbreaking a spell so
Yeah
You didnt remember so I didnt say anything
Maybe I shouldve
I jsut felt
Really awkward about it???
Sorry
dipshit: Oh
Um
ahHHH: IM REALLY REALLY SORRY
dipshit: It’s fine!!!
Really it’s fine
It sounds like it’d be awkward to bring up
But thanks for telling me
I appreciate it
ahHHH: Of course
Um
Im gonna do some homeowrk so I can go to bed early tonight
Hopefully Hawkmoth will leave us alone
dipshit: Oh god I hope so
I can’t do another late night
That was terrible
ahHHH: That video was awful
But it was fun
You might sway me on this social media thing yet kitty
dipshit: :3c
ahHHH: Youre the w o r s t
dipshit: I know
Let me know if you have any problems with chem or physics
I did the homework while she was going over the stuff from yesterday
ahHHH: Its unfair how smart you are
dipshit: Promise you’ll ask for help??
ahHHH: Yeah I promise
Dont you have piano today?
dipshit: Yup and I should probably go get ready for that
Good luck my lady
ahHHH: You too kitten
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