#timber

[batfamhyperfixation]

Bruce, running his plan for an undercover operation past the batkids chillin in the living room while post-‘knowing secret identities’ Bernard is there: -and then we will hustle the information out during pool, start stakes low and give them a false sense of security before winning

Bruce: obviously Tim will do that part

Bernard: Tim sucks at pool tho? He can barely make any in and, hell, I made it into culinary school with how many times I was sent to the kitchen to shoot after he hit the cue ball in

Dick: Tim? Our Tim? The one who wins every time? Who was the cause of the rule in the mansion against us ever playing pool

Damien: such a baby, gets stabbed one too many times by sore losers and just has to ruin it for the rest of us

Duke: Tim has hustled all of us outta so much money that at this point it is a part time job for him

Bernard: ??? Tim never wins against me?

All turning to Tim:

Tim, face completely red: he- he always gets so excited when he is winning and he just looks so cute- and his trash talk is basically just flirty banter- and it’s not my fault when he looks like THAT

Tim, shrugging: he just has an unfair advantage over the rest of you, like maybe if any of you were attractive you would start winning pool more too

Jason: and he wonders why he’s been stabbed so many times

[my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake]

Hi!!! Omg I love ur drawing of Batman freaking out how small Red Robin is! Do you think he freaks out/hovers more when Red Robin gets sick plus with the lack of a spleen??

he's gonna get that boy so much soup

[tayvengeance]

Thinking about Timbern being cozy in bed, bc how else do you help your vigilante boyfriend unwind after a long night

[morgangalaxy43]

Tim would probably be really embarrassed to introduce Bernard to his family because he would think that his boyfriend would find his family super weird but in actuality, Bernard is just really happy to find other people to talk about his conspiracy theories

[shyjusticewarrior]

Bernard, staring: Hmm... *strokes chin*

Tim: What?

Bernard: Just trying to assess what kind of guy you are.

Bernard, internally: Specifically if you're the kind who likes other guys.

[cosmicpoutine]

i just wanted to draw bernard with red robin

[chamiryokuroi]

Finally I can share this! A mini comic made as part of a Timber fan anthology. Hope you guys like it!

[thebirdsandthebats]

Dick in Gotham handling a hostage situation at a local university. Some villain crashed a party in the student apartments and has the whole building locked down. Dick is in there with Damian, and they finally make it to the floor where the bad guy is and they’re having this big tense stand off before the final fight…

and then one of the college students who this guy had huddled in the corner grabs a chair and just fucking clocks this guy. He hits him over the head so hard that the chair breaks and the guy COLLAPSES. Dick is like . Oh??

And then the student turns around (with a truly unhinged glint in his eye) and Dick recognizes him and realizes OH . Oh this is Tim’s boyfriend. That’s the crazy guy who recruited us to go beat up cultists with him. Yeah we didn’t even need to come he had that handled actually

[mistergreatbones]

Bernard, upper middle class, runs in mainly civilian circles: do you believe in the Illuminati?

Tim, CEO of a multibillion dollar company, former member of the League of Assassins, at least two brothers who’ve joined the Court of Owls, personally knows Big Brother (Oracle and Cyborg), runs an independent paramilitary group that can canonically take over a country, regularly obstructs justice and chain of evidence to get people arrested:

Tim: no

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

Tim Drake platonically sugar daddying ppl completely on accident is my favorite trope and i want more of it

[tomateosoup]

whether bernard knows who batman is at this point is up to interpretation and hilarious either way

[my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake]

i've been giving him green eyes all this time when a better option has been there all along

[tiffycat]

Local food blogger Bernard Dowd and his penchant for getting into situations

Based on this post by @/chamiryokuroi

[ktkat99]

Roy- Listen to me. You're new, so you might not know this yet, but what's the worst thing about dating a Wayne?

Bernard- Uhh, Bruce's shovel talk?

Roy- No.

Bernard- The late hours they're always working?

Roy- No.

Roy- You'll never be able to steal their clothes.

Roy- They all steal each other's clothes and no one knows what belongs to who half the time.

Roy- I swiped Bruce's housecoat last Christmas because I thought it was Jason's and I still can't look him in the eye

[shyjusticewarrior]

Bernard: Is Red Hood a vampire?

Tim: No.

Bernard: A zombie?

Tim: Getting warmer.

[zuzuzuko]

Robin (1993) #121

Re-reading the early issues with Bernard and this scene was just so gay. Like they consistently try to make him be straight but it always just comes off like a queer kid desperately trying to stay in the closet