#time to pack smh

[sanity0]

Team Chaotix Week! Day 2: Teamwork

Glad I finished this on time. Definitely rushed this but still happy with how it came out! Looking forward to seeing everyone else’s stuff and I’m finally free from finals!!

[inflammatoryfandomblog]

"killmonger is an example of the writers making the person advocating for change crazy so the audience couldn't take him seriously" did people actually watch Black Panther or

[ebbsea]

finished datv - this is pretty long, oops

[shoutout to bystander ghostzzy who witnessed the hit and run that was this game.]

well. the game felt without teeth, no bite. datv was wrought by a long dev-cycle, a slew of firings, and several rewrites, but i put cynicism aside because i genuinely wanted to give it a chance. unfortunately, it started going downhill pretty quickly from there.

i want to be fair, so i will start with my personal positives:

-robust character customization

-the locations were very beautiful, there were times where i just wanted to stop and soak up the visuals

-the actual gameplay was very fluid and quick, and the rhythm once you find it was fun 

-i liked the solas memories, and some more insights into felassan

-i liked that your character could be explicitly trans, but it was so jarring to hear the words trans and non-binary in this setting. i think they did it so there would be no room for plausible deniability, but it still felt so out of place. we understood what it meant when dorian said he preferred the company of other men instead of using more modern terminology. also if someone misgendered me and started doing pushups i would feel so embarrassed for them.

-there were moments where i did feel endeared to characters, even if briefly

now onto the stickier points.

i can not get over the lack of worldstates. it also puts such a sour taste in my mouth that they waited so long to announce there wouldn't be any. it gives veilguard the feeling of being grafted on.

pacing was weird, companion quest beats were at times out of place. some moments did not feel adequately built up or often had us going "that's it?"

man, oh man, do i miss trevor morris' touch. years later i still listen to the dai ost for drawing or walking/biking, and i just do not feel the same compulsion for datv's score.

the chantry has always been a presence in these games, and they're just gone. they were practically breathing down your neck in games previous - where are they now?

i was expecting to be able to go to minrathous' "high town" so to speak. we don't see any slaves or any other magisters. we don't see the black divine. it feels like they were afraid to broach the subject. after years of talking up how corrupt and hard it is to navigate tevinter life, it's disappointing to not see it. additionally it was disappointing to not explore an actual rivaini city.

major lore reveals were treated with such a blase attitude. perhaps it is the ten years of anticipation, but the way it was presented was done so quickly and no one seemed to have much of a reaction.

i hated the waves of faceless enemies that were just evil for the sake of evil. the evanuris’ motivations just didn’t feel compelling. power for the sake of power, and nothing else. was also deeply disappointed in the lack of dread wolf elven movement and the cutting of espionage plots. wish we saw more groups aligning themselves with him, even if he was only just using them. it would have been interesting interacting with an antagonistic group that wasn't outright evil.

choices (or lack thereof)

i sure wish we had the ability to make more difficult choices throughout the game and to have to carry the weight of them. seeing the ruined base and the aftermath of a dragon attack was neat, but the decision itself felt hollow. having to wait until the point of no return to get anymore just made the lack of meaningful decisions before then more obvious.

izzy asked one of the best questions ever. why is rook in charge?

the other protagonists of the dragon age games were very clearly thrust into their role. there's a blight, a betrayal, and the warden and alistair are the only ones who can do something about it. da2 didn't have world ending stakes, but we were clearly following hawke and their contained story. the inquisitor has the anchor and many eyes on them. i think they wanted rook to be just some guy, but it just feels so strange. can't get past the why them feeling.

the game tries to posture rook and solas as equals, a mirror unto the other, but i didn't feel it. other than the faction blurb we start off with, rook is not given any other difficult decisions in which sacrifice is incurred (minrathous/treviso doesn't feel earned to me). the narrative is constantly reminding us that solas got his hands dirty in the pursuit of a goal, doing whatever it takes by any means necessary to achieve it. you would think they would give us more opportunities to make more challenging decisions.

the factions could have been more morally dubious, instead of this weird conflict-free sheen they all have. they all get the sparkling-eyed-rebel retcon. it feels like they’re trying to recapture the vibe of origins, but it shakes out differently. origins gives you the context of your character’s place in the world, and veilguard doesn't. there is no meaningful change we could make within the factions themselves. they feel redundant.

i like decisions where you really have to chew on what’s being offered to you. it doesn’t have to be between being a perfect angel and the mustache-twirlingly evil option. i didn't mind the minrathous v. treviso decision in theory, but it felt too soon. too uneven. 

that in turn makes the replayability factor questionable as well. where are the major differences in choices? games previous you could play fully-fleshed out characters with enough variance to be distinct from each other. rook is just rook. no matter how you shake it. 

companions

the found-family dynamic feels inauthentic, more forced-family. many moments of sentimentality/opening up feel completely unearned. it takes the fun out of getting to know the companions when they are ready to spill their hearts out from jump. i do miss that we can't be blunt or just sometimes outright mean to our companions or the world at large.

grossly lacking in character reactivity. part of the fun of dragon age is being presented with a choice, and experiencing your companions' various povs. even those who you get along with may have wildly different ideas and philosophies than you do. 

there is no way you could miss out on any companions, just refuse to recruit them, get them kicked out, or have them leave autonomously. no one challenges you or your world view, and you can’t really do the same back. the companion quests got tedious after a certain point, and it quickly got exhausting when the bulk of them devolved into rook playing therapist. negatively impacting your companions isn’t something you do by choice, it’s only something that occurs with inaction. which, in a what's-supposed-to-be a choice-driven rpg, is a pretty boring way to negatively affect your companions’ stories.

maybe it’s misplaced nostalgia, but dao-dai companions were so human. sometimes their worldviews clashed with each other or your pc's, or they made terrible mistakes, and you had to decide whether or not you would stand by them or turn away from them. they had a choice to stand by or turn away from you.

in datv there is little friction.  there is no human complexity. it’s impossible to get on anyone's bad side. they are seemingly always agreeable. they don't have uncomfortable or ugly facets to them. they don't feel like real people with their own sense of right and wrong. but we also don't have many situations where their values can be challenged. and what are the consequences? slower level ups? 

taash's personal questline bothered me so bad. when a character's whole arc is about how they want to escape the binarism of gender, it comes off pretty condescending when, in practically the same breath, you enforce a binary choice on their culture. the choice between qun vs. rivaini comes off even more insidious when the qunari have been explicitly referred to as "islamic borg." it's implied that the non-qun choice is the "better" option. to have that juxtaposed side by side makes it that much more insulting. people have been critiquing the depiction of the qunari for over a decade at this point, so it's disheartening that they haven't paid attention to that criticism, to say the least.

lucanis. the world's softest beige-est pillow. he probably suffers the worst from flanderization - i started getting irritated with him and all his cafelitos. i expected spite to be a much more challenging character, but really it just felt like making sure the kid you’re babysitting doesn’t run out into the street. 

i think the climax of emmrich's questline was the first character specific decision i actually really liked. i liked that neither choice was the "wrong" choice, if that makes sense. it reminded me of the cole spirit/human decision in inquisition.

neve's character arc felt thrown together, kind of meandering around a crooked line. i really like how dry she is and how hesitant she is to let go of the worst case scenario. but she she feels like an afterthought to the devs. playing with a hardened neve did not feel particularly different than when we met her earlier.

with bellara i could feel my interest diminishing as soon as her baby brother was revealed to be alive. as soon as cyrian's reintroduced, it becomes more about him than her. would have been cool to see her struggle with the choice instead of him. i kept seeing ghosts of merrill whenever i had her around.

davrin was the character that felt most dragon age to me. additionally he was probably the only one that felt like we were hanging out and connecting vs. being the team's in house therapist. that being said, it did get tedious having to go walk his puppydogbird so often. i wish we had more chances to talk to him about him though. he went into weisshaupt fully ready to die, and the conversation following that felt so lackluster. like we had to hurry up and pivot back to assan.

harding feels like she regressed maturity-wise. i do like how we get some dwarf-specific content, and some more titan info, but overall it felt like something was missing. also at the back end of her questline, she shares titan-visions with the kal-sharok dwarves, and playing as a dwarven rook had me sitting there like. i would also like to see it. hello.

i think my overall issue with the companion quests this time round is how passive they feel. it feels weird that rook has the final say-so in their lives. many of their personal quests don't connect to the main issue at hand, which, when we are supposedly at the behest of a ticking clock, messes with the sense of urgency. i like the companions well enough, they just don't quite itch my brain. it could be a matter of needing more time to think on them, but this is based off first impressions.

the varric twist was goofy. we kept saying he should have died on those stairs and i guess he did but huh. he never left the room, and we immediately attributed it to bad writing instead of hinting towards a twist. we just assumed they only wanted to pay brian bloom for a day's work and didn't bother to record enough lines for him. easy to dismiss as a cheap nostalgia grab, especially when the other cameos (isabela, morrigan, dorian) illicted the same feeling of seeing those folks in cheap mascot suits.

my only real hope for this game was that it would tie up the story in a neat bow. that we would have satisfying closure before moving on - from dragon age altogether or perhaps to a different era in thedas. but with what we were given, i don't know. classic gnawing feeling of is that all? i did start off feeling very hopeful, and there were moments that did shine through to me, but eh. eh. /minor pet peeve but i don't like the trend of always upping the stakes for each installment (if i get into the executors i will simply pass away).

i don't know what would have fixed this game. it's clear from the info in the artbook that they really wanted to do more. and the waves of firings, and having to pivot so many times came at the expense of the quality of the story. headcanons can only carry you so far. when you have to fill in all of the empty gaps with your own load-bearing headcanons, there is a problem. it’s fun to extrapolate on what’s there, but it feels hollow in this instance. i have always had nitpicks with certain details of the dragon age world, but this game really knocked the wind out of my sails. i'm not looking forward to what comes next. maybe i just need time to let it all marinate, but my gut says no.

i still have a lot of love in my heart for dragon age. but still.

overall disappointing.

[mccleans]

going to pull a sickie on thursday 🫶😁

[paul-newmans-sauce]

cant sleep thinkinh about the guy who came into my work and bought 10 packs of 100s and did not want a single pack of shorts despite buying every pack of 100s we had. which was 9. we had to open a new carton for this guy bc he would not accept shorts

[aew-shitposter]

its time to get ready for Wembley lads

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

Pfffffffft I shouldn't be giggling about your reaction but I am

Ok wait a second I'm being attacked on my side blog aftermare fic uuuuuuuh!???? What's happeninggg

Anyway, here have the braincells I borrow back

clutching my heart you're literally the embodiment of a sweet little bean waghghggh DEAD i am on the floor deceased and it's your fault >:'((( <333333

[ghostly-bugs]

I made this a while a ago but this is my dnd character Khoan. My dm and one of the players follow me so hiiiii gays

[loredwy]

MY MOM AND MY DAD

There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

[tommygotwrittenoff]

why was eddie staring at buck the entire ep

[juicemitio]

biggest flex is that when I got out of surgery a nurse tried to bring me a urinal while I was naked. like i.. dont have a dick. you can see that right lmao

[dkettchen]

HAIKYU BOT!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AND MY ANALYTICS

happy men's day everyoneeeee

[bbokicidal]

A Simple Analysis. | OT8 [SKZ]

Warnings: I'm gonna be straight discussing these men and their pp sizes so if you don't want to read about that then just skip this post, no biggie.

Notes: I'm just theorizing what I think they're like 'n I included some good 'ol references. Please note - these references include pictures/videos of the boys AS WELL AS pictures that are NOT the boys but are references to what I picture in my head when I write smut for them. I also need to thank @skzms because I Lowkey could not find bulge pics/vids on my own and their post really helped me out w that.

Extra Warning: There are twitter links in this post, so you know what that means!! Watch at your own discretion losers, I don't want ppl in my inbox whining that I use refs that 'don't look like them' like obv jfc let me hop on bub quick to ask Chris for a dick pic smh.

Extra extra warning: I like slowly lost the ability to think the more I wrote this because all I was doing was looking at SKZ cock so I mean. forgive me.

Chris

HEA. VY.

Heavy Heavy Heavy !!!! I said what I said !!! And if you want to know why, you can simply look at this video!! If I'm being totally honest here, I don't think he's massive down below but I do think he's a little above average at least. Maybe -- mm... six and a half inches? Pretty sure it's pretty, pink, and always leaking pre because he gets hard so easily.

Also, pretty sure it's relatively thick. I mean, we've seen it a few times before in his pants/shorts, so... definitely enough to make you whimper when he's splitting you open. <3

I'm not even gonna like. explain why I think this bc I'm pretty sure we all know but it's veiny as fuck and you cannot argue w that.

And his favorite thing is when you mention during sex how full you feel just bc of how heavy he is. :]

In conclusion: Pretty pink fat cock that is more than enough to make you feel incredible each time you fuck. <3333

Minho

This man is... packing. p a c k i n g.

Packing like I'm pretty sure it's not like thick thick but it's thick enough and it's probably more on the purple side than the pink side, and it's so fucking long--

Not as heavy as Chan but definitely bigger. Bigger, longer, one pretty blue vein running up the side. Literally so perfect and just the right size for your hands to fit around. Also not too long to the point where it hurts to take it but definitely... big. Seven, at least. At. Least.

And his favorite thing is when you whine about how he's fucking you so good that you might die. Dunno why that comment specifically gets to him, but he makes sure to fuck you a little deeper after that.

In conclusion: pretty cock for a pretty man and so fucking yummy.

Changbin

Okay look people might disagree but I think Binnie's a lil on the smaller side !!

Now look. I'm not saying 'bah this bitch has a small cock' I'm just saying it's not a cervix-kisser like a few of the men on this list. It's just right!! It's the perfect size to be perfectly comfortable when fucking and he knows that 'n he's happy with it. (I'm thinking five, bc five is a comfy size.)

However.

He will ABSOLUTELY split you wide fucking open with how thick he is. This man has the chubbiest, pink, mouth-watering, pussy-dripping, eyes-rolling-back, tears running down your thighs, cock ever !!! He's gotta prep you for so fucking long and there is always soooo much foreplay to you two having sex because he's just so thick that if you don't prep lots it's gonna hurt a lil and Bin really really just wants to take care of you. :(((

And his favorite thing is seeing the way you struggle to take him in your mouth because of how thick he is. :]]]]]

In conclusion: best cock on this list. <3

Hyunjin

Hoh. My God.

Hyunjin,,,, ... Hyunjin's packing a fucking rod of a cock, I can't even lie to you. I'm like 90% sure it's at least eight inches and if it isn't then I'm dead. Y'all thought Minho was big? LAWD have mercy, Hyunjin's got a fucking PIPE on him. A third leg, if you will. Shit slaps his thigh when he walks if he don't wear briefs.

SO. PRETTY. I keep saying all their cocks are pretty BC THEY ARE I JUST KNOW IT but Hyunjin's cock is actually fucking gorgeous like it's the type where even if you're someone who's like "I don't like dick pics" and he sends you one?? you're like "omg y'know what I've had an epiphany"

Not like heavy or thick like the others but soooo long, soooo pretty, soooo mouth watering. The type of cock that has you actually drooling and getting fucked dumb every time he puts it in you.

And his favorite thing is when you do just that ^ and go all quiet n whimpery during sex because your brain is mushy.

In conclusion: Monster cock and no one can convince me otherwise !!

Jisung

Mm, okay. I think it's -- average?? But see I dunno why but I'm picturing a little on the thinner side. (AND NO THAT ISN'T MY SUB JI SUPREMACY MINDSET SPEAKING) but just bc it's a little thinner doesn't mean it's not heavy !!!

And even though it only might be like - five and a half, it's still so cute and so pretty and so fucking tasty!!!

Also like a firm believer that he jerks it at least twice a day, sorry not sorry.

And his favorite thing is when you blow him because you just take it so well and he loves seeing it all disappear down your throat <33 mm mm mmmm !!

In conclusion: Mmmm,,, cutest cock on the list <3

Felix

Y'all keep saying Felix has a little cock just bc you enjoy Twink Felix and look - I too enjoy Twink Felix but I also believe in frat boy Felix supremacy SO -

Big dick Felix in the building !!!

Pretty sure he's above average. Like, 6 or 6 and a half, maybe?? SO pretty, cut, pink, so so cute, so fucking yummy looking.

Easily like, the slickest cock on the list. And if you know what I mean, you know what I mean. if you don't that too bad ig.

The type of cock you wanna like. put in your mouth forever and just never stop giving him head fr.

And his favorite thing is when you jerk him because sometimes he just doesn't have the energy or care but he wants it. Plus your hands look so much better on it than his do. :ccc <333

In conclusion: Pretty, big, hefty cock that fills you up soooo good. Also constantly leaking cum n making a mess but you didn't hear that from me !!!!

Seungmin

Y'all,,, I'm not just saying this because I'm a Seungmin bias but,,,

This man has a fucking. rod. Not like Hyunjin-length rod but rod that's like at least seven inches and I refuse to believe otherwise because have you seen the,,,,

Fucking!!Monster!!Of!!A!!Cock!!!!

Thick! So thick! So heavy! Rivals Chris w how heavy he is !!

And his favorite thing is when you choke on it because raaahhh!!! (im not okay)

In conclusion: 2Min Monster Cock Squad

Jeongin

Holy God y'all.

Think I mentioned it once in a post where I was like, "P sure Jeongin has a big dick because as soon as he hit 21 he had this massive boom in confidence n I'm p sure it's bc his dick grew like 6 inches"

Sooooo,,, pretty sure he's also in the monster cock squad.

Like, at least seven inches, again. So big, so tasty. The type of cock that makes you pray to God it won't rip you apart because I just know he fucks hard, bro.

And his favorite thing is when you actually scream during sex because of how good he makes you feel. <3

In conclusion: Jeongin big dick supremacy, we all know he's packing a fucking log of summer sausage in his boxers.

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[big-mommy-melkors]

Of all the male companions in bg3 i think wyll is the only one whose physical build makes total sense. he's a dancer and essentially a fantasy superhero who spends his time roughing it in the wilds, him being lean and muscular makes sense

Imo Gale should have a really average Just Some Guy dad bod. He's hitting the library, not the gym

Astarion was subsisting on the occasional rat and plus he's kinda just an old twink, he'd be scrawny. Maybe have a cute little primordial pouch

Halsin's whole thing is literally being the bear guy, he should be FAT. he is not ready for hibernation with that six pack smh. Also hairier.

Minsc is definitely a big burly brawler, that part works, but he should also have a bit of belly fat to protect those muscles. Think a gladiator.

[pblock3rs]

somebody to love ⋆˚✿˖°

pairings! : paige x reader ₊˚⊹⋆

warnings! : none :)

summary : after a long time from hiding your relationship from the media, you decided to post some cute photos dumps to reveal your relationship! 💝

not proof read so i’m absolutely so sorry if there is mistakes !! 😭

a/n: hey hi!! delilah hereee:) okay this is my first time making a social media post like this so please give me some feedback on anything to fix 😞💝 loveee uuu °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:

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august 17, 2024

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august 30, 2024

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[rannie-moon]

heran at coachella?? whats being said abt her and how are her and jungwon in cali ??

synopsis: a week of soundcheck? more like a week for heran to gain more attraction that the eiffel tower

masterlist | wattpad

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ the real question is, what isn't being said about her?? it was biblical

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ home turf always unlocks a new level of confidence in heran. her outfits when they had free time? out here in jorts and a fucking bikini top JUST BECAUSE SHE COULD!! the fancams that were going around just because she was chilling like that??

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ SHE WENT BACK TO BLONDE FOR ENCHELLA!! HER AND WON WERE MATCHING KJFKJDH

💬 : who's the girl??? 💬 : the blonde that was in the middle? the girl? 💬 : is she american?? she was fucking insane!

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ YOU JUST KNOW THAT SHE HAD PEOPLE IN A CHOKEHOLD. engenes were fighting for their lives!

💬 : no one! she's their translator! 💬 : some random chick don't worry about her lmao 💬 : she's a creepy fan that snuck onto stage bro 💬 : nah she won a contest to perform with them, just some random girl

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ people were even talking about her during their soundchecks. that's how much of an attraction she was. like someone posted a clip of her stretching before rehearsal and the quoted tweets?

💬 : who's she and where do I buy her spine? 💬 : that's not a stretch that's ART 💬 : I fear I may be a heran anti because why is she so perfect

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ she was too powerful. every time someone saw her roaming around a new stan was born

💬 : I came to see travis and now I'm learning korean because of the blonde girl from that epipen group idk man

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ her and jungwon were a little less cautious for some reason (no dispatch lmao) so NATURALLY the locals that were there assumed they were dating (rightfully so)

💬 : ok so they're dating right?? 💬 : I THINK I JUST SAW WON AND HERAN KISS WHILE WALKING BACKSTAGE AFTER SOUNDCHECK?? I THINK THE WEATHER IS MESSING WITH ME

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ they visited her parents of course, so that was something sweet

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ AND HER OLDER BROTHER AND HIS GIRLFRIEND WERE THERE TO SUPPORT THEM AHHH (hyunmin nearly had about 5 heart attacks seeing his younger sister acting out like that lmao)

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ he posted a selfie of him looking absolutely traumatised when he was watching their soundcheck on his story, the caption being "someone tell this kid to put some clothes on please"

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ but his girlfriend nari?? SHE WAS HERAN'S BIGGEST FAN!! her insta posts were much cuter—a picture of heran waving at her on stage, with the cute caption "our baby's first coachella" and bullied hyunmin into taking so many pictures

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ the cutest part?? heran literally spotted them in the crowd during their set break, pointed them out an was jumping like a kid in a candy store. the members were howling smh

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ the locals loved her though!

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ FIRST OF ALL—HERAN WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST ONE ON STAGE during soundcheck, running out like she owned the damn desert. the way she yelled "COACHELLAAAA" into the mic and the staff were like "It's just soundcheck" 💀 girl was hyped

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ jake and jay were hyping her up in the background like uncles at their niece's kindergarten play

"YEAH, COACHELLA!! TELL THEM HAILEY!"

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ ni-ki and sunghoon wouldn't stop teasing her about how "she's acting brand new" because she was back in california

"that's the fifth time she's screamed 'coachella!' this desert is empty." "I remember when she used to speak korean. those were great times."

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ heeseung was matching her energy of course! they were matching each other's freak so bad IT WAS SO WHOLESOME

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ sunoo was OBSESSED with her hair. or just her in general tbh

"why are you literally glowing?? I can see your tan lines!"

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ they were all practicing how they were going to introduce song. it was such a mess in the best way possible and the fact that some of them actually made it into the actual performance??

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ the way that jungwon wouldn't stop hovering around her, making sure her mic pack was secure, adjusting her earpiece, wiping sweat off her forehead. LIKE. RAHHHHH

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ he was so scared because there were men EVERYWHERE! looking at HIS GIRLFRIEND with THOSE eyes and he couldn't do anything about it!!

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ like they had every right to admire her because that's his gorgeous girlfriend and everyone needs to worship the ground she walks on but damn...

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ there was this moment during soundcheck group of guys—typical frat boys rolled up just to watch her because they thought she was just some random girl there for the festival

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ and the gag is... heran didn't even notice. like she was just vibing. going over the choreo with ni-ki, smiling all cute when sunghoon made a joke

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ meanwhile jungwon was just standing off to the side, arms crossed, soft smirk on his face, watching them watch her. and a video went viral because he literally looked so proud?? and a little smug too

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ It was giving, "yeah, that's my girlfriend." heheheehehe

🎥: me watching everyone fall in love with heran at soundcheck while jungwon is just smiling like an idiot in love 😭

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ he didn't say anything, didn't step in, didn't glare or act jealous—just watched her with this quiet awe in his eyes, like he couldn't believe everyone was finally seeing what he sees every single day

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ okay, so during one of the later soundchecks (like post-soundcheck-vibes when the mood was chill), jungwon was standing near the edge of the stage in a plain black tank top and sweats, drinking water and talking to a staff member, normal leader things

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ heran was across the stage, supposedly minding her own business, until—

🎥: bro why is she side-eyeing him like that??

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ full head-turn. full eyebrow raise. she was NOT being subtle. the camera caught her just staring at him, lips parted

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ she even did that little slow blink girls do when they're trying to calm themselves down 💀 like miss girl forgot she was in public

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ jake saw it happening from the corner of his eye and lost it. he physically had to turn away because he was cackling so hard

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ and THEN... THEN... jungwon turned around and caught her mid-check-out and instead of looking away this bitch goes:

"what? you look hot today." SILENCE. DEAD. EARTH SHATTERED.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ the members just collectively paused like she didn't just say that OUT LOUD, into a mic, in public

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ jungwon literally did the most flustered double take before looking at the staff and muttering “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that.”

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ AND HERAN?? completely unbothered. went back to sipping her water like she hadn’t just body-slammed him with a compliment in front of all of coachella and god

💬 : girl just said you look hot today with HER WHOLE CHEST I love it here 💬 : thank the heavens she didn't say this shit while they were in korea. she'd be dead by tomorrow if she did 😭😭😭 💬 : I want a relationship like this. where I can shamelessly thirst over my man and he still turns red

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ another CRAZY moment?? soaked by shy smith starts playing during their break while the crew resets things. the sun's dipping a little. everyone's scattered waiting around

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ heran's onstag, standing near the center with her mic in one hand and her phone in the other, completely chill, just texting or scrolling

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ but the moment the song started, her body started moving . it was second nature

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ soft, sultry hip rolls, fluid footwork, every move in sync with the beat. just muscle memory from her studio choom performance

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ and the WILDEST part? she wasn't even paying attention because her attention was fully on her phone

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ there were a few engenes with their v.i.p bands watching ad losing their minds, but then a crowd started forming

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ the clip went viral and the captions and tweets were wilding

💬 : the girl in the crop top and cargos? yeah, she just started a cult

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ and she looked SO effortless?? like she wasn't even trying. her skin was glowing, her hair tied back, stage lights behind her, pure natural charisma pouring off her

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ some guy on twitter was like:

💬 : I'm at coachella with my girlfriend, and I think I'm gonna leave single because I said that the blonde girl in the kpop group was hot 💀 the comments were like: 💬 : you were RIGHT but also stupid 💀

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ you already know heran had the girlies in a chokehold!

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ a random girl posted a tiktok of her during someone else's performance, her friend laughing behind the camera while the other girl googled something

🎥 : googling 'enhypen coachella girl with abs and and a lethal face card' and they didn't even perform yet

another girl posted: 💬 : heran if you see this... I would let you ruin my life. not like in a weird way. in a respectful, grateful kind of way the engenes in the comments were clowninggggg 💬 : line starts behind me 💬 : you'll have to fight me and my girlfriend for her 💬 : say that again when you confirm that you watched her 15 year old ass fend for her life on a survival show

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ a girl wearing glitter eye makeup and cowboy boots literally yelled "YOU'RE SO FINE" during the soundcheck and heran heard it, smiled, and winked. THE SCREAM THAT CAME AFTER??

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ a girl vlogged her day and in the middle of it she pauses the vide to say:

"okay I don't know her name yet but the blonde girl from enhypen? I'm making her my lockscreen." updated vlog the next day: "her name is heran. she's 21. I'm crying in respect."

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ and to think that all of this happened BEFORE they even performed properly. yeah an ICON