#tlou incorrect quotes

[elliespuns]

Joel: Last night I found out Ellie is a sleep talker Tommy: Oh, really? Joel: "Neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations per second." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am

[trickarrows-bishop]

ellie: wow, joel, this parking job is about as straight as i am. joel: ellie: joel: i don't know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me. or that you just insulted my parking.

[rorithinking]

Tess : Yesterday, I overheard Joel saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Ellie replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

[earthravenclaw]

[ggardengirl]

[incorrect-thelastofus]

jesse: the stars are really beautiful tonight

ellie: you know what's more beautiful?

both, sighing: dina

[andloveisenough]

Tess: Joel won't come out of his room

Ellie: Just tell him I said something

Tess: Like what?

Ellie: Anything factually incorrect

Joel, sprinting out of his room moments later: Did you just say the sun is a fucKING PLANET?!

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Ellie Williams: You expect me to trust my life with these two mercenaries? I would rather take my chances on my own than go with these hooligans. Just give me a sword, a shield, and a horse, I give you my word as a Williams that I’ll deliver the cure for humanity.

Joel Miller: Such a sharp tongue for a girl your age. Be careful that I don’t cut it out. By the way, Marlene, when you get patched up, I’d like to hear more about your Firefly stories. But obviously in a more…private setting.

Marlene: Uh…Joel, Ellie, are you two okay? It feels like you’re two different people right now. Like you’re channeling a past life or something.

[tbhatxr]

Dina: isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they’re annoying?

Ellie: Damn, if people did that to each other, Joel would’ve killed me years ago.

[weirdo102]

*Ellie and Dina skipping stones on lake*

Dina: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Ellie, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

[elliespuns]

Joel: Can you do me a favor? Ellie: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you Joel: Cool, can you do the dishes? Ellie: No

[trickarrows-bishop]

ellie: *gently headbutts joel in the shoulder to show affection* joel: *absentmindedly pats ellie’s entire face to acknowledge the affection*

[rorithinking]

Ellie, peeling a banana : May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha!

Joel : Do you think other people can’t hear you?

[adhdprincess]

[fandomsoverlife]

Joel Miller: You need to shut the fuck up

Y/n: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you stupid

[its-blorbin-time]

Henry: *kicking the robot out of Sam’s hand* OUR ONE RULE WHAT IS IT

Sam: we only carry what we have to

Henry: that’s right

Joel (with a layer of notes and paper a foot thick crumpled in the bottom of his backpack three Molotov cocktails and a stack of firefly medallions up his ass):