If Timothy Stoker were there to witness jmart, you better believe this man is Number One Hater of it (jokingly, of course). My man is borderline homophobic the way he is constantly tearing them to shreds. Idiot man and his idiot boyfriend. He's the best man at their wedding.
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How are you even supposed to fill out a return to work form after all that?
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Elias: let’s see what gertrude’s up to
Elias: (reads her mind)
Gertrude:
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I feel like out of the of archival assistants martin has never smoked before so one night he’s hanging out with tim & sasha and tim brings out his bong and offers it to them and martin is like “sure why not I’ll try it” but is like super nervous about it and then. then he just takes the FATTEST fucking rip with ZERO hesitation and is like “did i do okay”
and they’re both staring at him like 😦😦
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im not sorry (Connecticut Clark TMA parody)
((ignore martin is in monochrome shhh))
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Jon: People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in.
Martin: ???
Jon: I'm very tired.
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i don’t know why but i can never read ‘ceaseless watcher turn gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing’ how it’s said in the show. i always read it with the same tone and influx of ‘google show me this man’s balls please’
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Thinking of an au where Michael survives through Gertrude's tenure as Archivist and becomes Jon's assistant, and besides all the shenanigans that would ensue with that, he witnesses Jon's very professional interest in Gerry the Leitner-burning goth, and Michael's sitting there wondering if he should tell Jon he's crushing on his actual boyfriend, or if he should hold onto that information until the most hilarious moment.
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Gerry x Michael Shelley - lovely I love it so good
Gerry x Michael distortion- so flavour full I love
Age gap doorkeay - incredible varry good
BUT
Because of timeline things it is possible that
Eric danlo x Michael Shelley
Gerry x Michael distortion
Or something along those lines but like you get what I’m seeing
Imagine it
18 year old freshly hired Michael Shelley crushing on his loser man 32 years old coworker
And
22year old book burner Gerry keay shamelessly flirting with his anxiety ridden loser man 46 year old coworker
Also this
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You can't tell me this isn't S5 Jon for a good bit lgsndgsl
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Gonna paint a stress ball tma green and smack an eye on that bitch call that Jonathan Stims
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I didn't actually look at TMA stuff on tumblr until I'd finished the last season so I had absolutely no idea about the popular designs for the characters and I'd been picturing Martin as really short in contrast to Jon.
Seeing the fanon design was like a friend bringing over their partner who they've always described as 'smol' and being greeted by a 6'2 hunk.
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TMA as quotes by my friends
Tim, to Elias: Eat my shorts eat my shorts eat my shorts.
Jon, to the rest of the Archives team: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU
Melanie: It's not torture, it's funny!
Nikola: Where's the deep fried skin?
Simon Fairchild: The windows are jump-outable!!
Martin: *incredibly dramatic gasp* I LIKED HIM!!! YOU HEARD ME SAY I LIKED HIM!!!
Daisy: Pookie! Pookie! When I catch you, pookie-
Helen: She's not a Tory, she's just a weird lesbian
Oliver: Ask the ghost if they can hit me up on my ouija board, I'm lonely.
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