#tma headcanons

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The Player from Slay the Princess as an Avatar of the End.

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in the archives universe, the sergey ushanka myth actually comes from security tapes of colin getting pissed at a computer and smashing it to bits (and then promptly passing out from rage) being publicised and people twisting the story. he is not happy about this. he also has no clue where the name "sergey ushanka" came from.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

s5 jon with long hair is inspired but have you considered: s5 jonah with long hair.

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whoops i slipped

anyways

the reason why martin is so fiercely loyal to everyone is because he's terrified of being like his father

post-s3 finale, he accepts to join the lonely, not held back by that fear anymore. he's already like his father, after all, what's a few more traits like his?

Pick yourself up, take my tears, and get out of my house

[stolos]

Did y’all know I love TMA too?? I’ve had the Magnus Protocol brainworms since listening to it earlier so here’s my (very subject to change) designs for Alice and Sam until the fandom agrees on something ����

Bonus ‘Chester’ and ‘Norris’ doodle in the corner 👁️

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Sea shanty about a crew disappearing at sea but as it’s sung fewer and fewer people are singing until it’s just one person left.

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I made this like ages ago, I remember it made numbers on other social media so I figured I could repost some Elias slander here

For anyone wondering: punch is Basira, stab is Melanie, derogate is Tim, and burn is Martin (King) Blackwood

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jonathan sims never attended parties in uni because he thought they made him look unprofessional and didn't approve of the activities. samama khalid never attended parties in uni because he is epileptic and there was This One Dude who always brought a shitty disco light and put it on the highest surface he could reach

[the-butterbun]

you can not tell me Alice doesnt have a rat tail

[ian0key]

TMA fancast (Jonathan Sims)

Dev Patel:

Please, look me in the eyes and tell me this man is not our Archivist.

[mooshroomister]

tma fans be like

the real dangers of smoking

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Stanley from The Stanley Parable is an Avatar of the Extinction.

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Jon/martin head cannon: Jon is incapable of driving but is addicted to Dunkin’ (coffee shop) even though he hates Dunkin’. Jon gets Martin to drive him places like this

Ext. 1:00 am at night in a dark bedroom on the bedside desk lays a phone it buzzes to life and Martin wakes up in a fit

Martin:Jon! Wh-

Jon: yes yes yes I know it’s late and I should very well be asleep but the craving is overtaking me Martin

Martin: what are you talking- JON DO NOT FEED ON SOMEONE

Jon: I WASNT.

Martin: then what could you possibly be craving that WARENTS ONE AM CALL.

Jon: as you know I am… vehicularly impaired and my Dunkin’ addiction is strong. You however own a car and a credit card

Martin: I thought you hated Dunkin

Jon: I do. The place smells of sweat and rot, the code is brutal and bitter, the workers are teenagers who hate everyone and everything. Overall a horrible place to find yourself in

Martin: and your making me come along

Jon: no. I am making you drive me

Martin: I am not driving you to Dunkin AT ONE IN THE MORNING

Jon: yes you are

Martin:

Jon: see you in five

This happens every two weeks and it is always one am. Thank you

completely forgot to post this ask oh my goodness

but yes, biblically accurate jmart, for those who weren't aware

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Mod of the magpod confessions blog here. Ty for having absolutely correct takes theyre always wonderful to read and I greatly look forward to them

Also YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABT OBJECTUM OTHERKIN ELIAS HOLY ACTUAL CRAP pls continue talking abt that

SJJFLSBXKSBFKDBFSKSB THANK YOU ITS SUCH AN HONOR !!!! ur blog is so so good and has introduced me to so many epic takes.

objectum otherkin elias is one of those headcanons i have that i literally cannot interpret the series without. everything that happens makes more sense through the lense of jonah magnus being an objectum otherkin. his relationship with the eye is entirely romantic and sexual and religious, and every relationship he has with any other human is secondary to that. he just wanted to become a part of the eye. he wanted to become an extension of it. i don't think he ever really considered himself human, and being trapped in a human body and mind was painful for him. that's why he didn't understand why jon hated the idea of losing his humanity so much; being trapped in his own humanity was torture for jonah.

so basically whenever i see anyone share their headcanons regarding his gender or sexuality, all i can think is "there's something a lot more complicated than that going on" because my own headcanon is. well. gender is for humans. sexuality labels are for humans. he is not a human.

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anyways

martin's little nieces/nephews (from his cousins) all adore him because he goes out of his way to give them little gifts - even if they're just small things

Wait this is cute you can come back in you monster

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Jonathan Sims is the type of guy to sit and watch ninja warrior with Martin and then all deadpan point at the TV and say "I could do that" and then gets up and fucking does a handstand into a back handspring or whatever then sits back down on the sofa and puts Martin's arm back around his shoulders. Yeah.