#to be clear:

[bitemarx]

[never coming out, never coming clean]

so is baron just in the briefcase now.

[felicitywilds]

love the character of adam. rose asks to take him with just because hes cute and nine agrees because he can't ever say no to her. nine helps her lie so she can impress him. hes her boytoy for ten minutes and he fucks shit up immediately. this man didnt get more than a single episode in before being kicked out and we never hear about him again. hes only ever a narrative device that tells us it cant ever be more than just rose and the doctor, that no one can come between them, and then a single episode later they meet jack and the narrative says "ok yeah i guess one guy could actually"

[vole-mon-amour]

I thought I posted this but apparently I didn't. I keep thinking about this interaction.

[avocadosockz]

why are my only options queerbating with 7 seasons or actual gay people with 2 seasons max and a cancelation

[pulmonary-poultry]

The Greybeards: "You must be the one to discover your own destiny. It is not our place to choose the path of the Dragonborn, only to guide you as best we can. Even if we disagree with your philosophies and methods it is our solemn duty to help you however we can."

The Blades: "Your destiny is what we say it is. Put even a toe out of line and we'll refuse to help you."

A truly baffling number of fans: "Wow these are equally bad!"

[automaticsoulharmony]

Crazy how you can major in The Batfam and choose one of 7+ specializations

[pessimisticpigeonsworld]

Stansas who are TG will never make sense to me. I've already made a post about this, but it's so baffling I'm going to make a longer one. Please keep in mind, I don't believe in the whole QitN thing, for Sansa at least, and definitely don't believe any other things stansas spew out.

Stansas argue that Winterfell and the North are rightfully Sansa's. After all, she is the oldest legitimate child of Ned Stark (their arguments not mine lol). It doesn't matter that she's married to a Lannister or hasn't spent any time training in ruling.

Now, who else is the eldest legitimate child of a ruler? Rhaenyra. She also has an even more solid claim than Sansa. She's been named by the previous ruler, she's been trained to rule, and has no bastard older siblings who could have been legitimized over her.

Rhaenyra's reign would have set a precedent for female inheritance, something Sansa could benefit from (theoretically). TG fought for male primogeniture, meaning that in the situation of the Starks, Bran is the rightful heir in their eyes.

So no, if TG had their way, Sansa would never inherit anything. Aemond would never consider marrying her, neither would Aegon or Daeron, any of Alicent's elitist brood (because there's lots of people who ship them for some godforsaken reason). She raised her sons to believe they were superior to others, so they would have no interest in a woman who has little political value.

Finally, I doubt Sansa herself would be very interested in the green party. First off, her house allied with Rhaenyra and her sons, and remained their most stalwart supporters, even more than the Velaryons. Second, Alicent would probably remind her of Cersei, but worse, since at least Cersei is at least a bit politically savvy. And finally, show Sansa wouldn't like either team, since she's solidly against the Targaryens (for no good reason might I say), she'd want them all to kill each other, just like she was hoping Daenerys and Jon would.

In conclusion, stansas who support TG are stupid. Those who do just show that their reasons for their stances are rooted in misogyny and hypocrisy.

[leafatlaw]

okay okay I’m only on s8 so stop me if I’m wrong, but I love how different the blue and red team dynamics are. For the blue team it’s like “oh well they’re an idiot, but I care about them anyways or whatever”, and church really cares about his team and it’s really sweet.

And then on the other side of the canyon you have the red team who will resort to killing eachother if bored for more than five minutes. Sarge wants Grif dead, Simmons would kill Grif if Sarge told him to, and Lopez who is always a hair away from killing them all( and he would be justified). It’s not found family, maybe found enemies. Pov your on red team: Your stationed in the middle of no where with the most annoying people in the world who hate your guts, and you cannot leave.

[unbidden-yidden]

Is it insane to try and learn a chapter of Eicha before Tisha b'Av?

I know how to leyn, but I don't know Eicha trope so I'd need to do that first 🥲

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 367

Agatha: “It’s been a day” *drops bag on the floor”

Agatha: “You know what I need?”

Wanda, sighing: “I know what you need”

*connects to the house speakers and plays the Rainbow Connection sung by Kermit on full blast*

Agatha, laying face down on the floor in tears singing to herself: “…why are there so many songs about rainbows…”

Y/N, entering the room: “Oof, it was that kind of day?”

Wanda: “Yup”

Agatha, crying harder: “…the lovers, the dreamers, and meeeeeee”

[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Is the published DnD campaign equivalent of superwholock the Critical 20 Zone

[eggoatt]

[bitchfitch]

You read too much Hannibal fanfiction while researching how to write cannibalism in a romantic way nummy chicken.

ingredients

chicken

corn starch

black berries

cherries

Italian cheese mix

an egg

flour

salt

chopped chives

garlic

an oil

in a small sauce pan combine equal amounts of pitted cherries and blackberries, add like, half a cup of water and set on a medium low heat to simmer. mash em with a potato masher in the pan while they cook. leave them to reduce, add some cornstarch or powdered sugar to hasten the thickning

in another pan combine garlic chives and oil over medium heat

mix the flour and cheese at a like. 1 flour to 3 cheese ratio, add egg and whatever you're spicing with add water or whole milk until it is something you can dunk something else in

coat the chicken in corn starch, then in the Goop. then cook over medium heat until it's not a salmonella risk.

plate with the berries and chicken together and go "yummy!"

[vole-mon-amour]

can I have Halsin as a treat? as a little treato for the day? pretty please?

(oh to have him as my best non platonic friend. and to have Astarion as my best platonic friend. oh my.)

[earmo-imni]

If I had a nickel for every time I got attached to a blue-eyed pretty boy associated with ice and winter who fell in a hole as a teenager and came out Different^TM who also loves his sibling(s) and other kids and tries to protect them even at the cost of his own safety and is also surprisingly powerful—

I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

(If you can guess both characters(/other character if you find this via a character tag) this is about without looking at my tags I will be impressed)

[haljathefangirlcat]

RTD really said "what if basically the same concept as Midnight but mixed with imagery reminescent of The Rebel Flesh/The Almost People" and I really said *INTERNAL SCREAMS OF TERROR MIXED WITH THE OCCASIONAL HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER FOR ALMOST THE ENTIRE EPISODE*