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[wcshedup]

BARBIE’S ACCIDENT/INJURY AND SUBSEQUENT SLIDE INTO ADDICTION —

about a year after the fire, when the circus had ( understandably ) downsized to a more street sideshow-like entity, barbie had her famous fall from the high wire. still in the deep depression left in the wake of her mother’s death, fizz’s slow recovery, and blitzø’s forced ( unbeknownst to her ) departure, barb had turned to the street for mild solutions for her melancholy. not anything crazy that early on, more just skunk weed and a xanax here and there.

despite this accident being caused 99% by the fraying of the wire itself, a salvaged piece from the charred wreckage of the original circus, and its subsequent snapping mid-show TO THIS DAY barb still blames herself for the resulting fall. ( if she hadn’t smoked earlier that morning, would it have happened at all ? ) this isn’t helped by the fact that cash TOTALLY supported that line of thinking and insisted if she’d been paying more attention, it never would have happened. after so many months of dealing ( and paying ) for fizz’s accident and the subsequent care, cash was unwilling to pay for the interventions to properly reset and repair her damaged hip. barbie found herself on a pair of crutches going about life as usual, working the concession counter or the ticket booth, trying to move as LITTLE as possible ( the WORST thing to do with an injured extremity ) to avoid the sharp pain shooting across her pelvis.

with a broken left hip and more miserable than ever, barbie began to dish into the pain meds she received after her hospital stay down in sloth more and more often. it just HURT so badly, her heart AND her hip, and they. . . made it go away for a while. only after she ran out of her own did she begin taking fizz up on his offer to share HIS rx ( established lore with fizzarollitm ) and sometime thereafter did his also begin to go. . . missing, without being offered.

when she couldn’t get more of the prescribed pills, barb began to turn to the streets for answers, quickly sliding from generic knockoff narcotics from greed to a the much cheaper, harsher drugs offered on the outskirts of imp city. her addiction seemed to take off so QUICKLY after cash kicked her out for skimming off the top of the ticket sales to fund her habit, it felt like overnight she went from mostly functioning to waking up in her own vomit on the side of the street.

EVEN NOW, at her big grown age and clean to boot, barbie is reluctant to even discuss a fix for her hip. WHY ?? well, a couple different reasons actually. the surgery to help her regain function and range of motion would not only require a re-break of the head of the left femur, it would also take the repairing of the torn/mishealed ligaments and the removal of the build up of scar tissue from years of her healing without proper physical or occupational therapy. which means a lot of AGONY; but being in recovery, and now terrified to ever take another pill and fuck that all up, barbie is unwilling and unable to use narcotic painkillers. and going through THAT kind of corrective surgery and the long road of recovery that would follow, she’d rather continue to walk with the left-sided limp. it’s been almost 15 YEARS, and the familiar, however unpleasant, is much preferable to the terrifying unknown.

[aemiliiu-remade]

reminder! you're wonderful & doing great. don't let dumb stuff on this website bring you down. everything you post and create is a work of art. you are appreciated and wanted here. ♡

Thank you so much, sweetie!!

I really needed this ;O; the last few days have been so difficult and I'm not feeling too hot so I just SMILED SM WHEN I SAW THIS!!!

You're so lovely and a wonderful friend ❤️❤️❤️

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[runawaymarbles]

Reading Mockingjay as an adult is extra devastating because. Of course the plucky teenager and her ragtag friends aren't going to sneak into a government building to kill the president with a bow and arrow. That's absolutely ridiculous. It's the kind of thing that's only possible in the kind of propaganda that Coin developed. But she's so good at it that in some ways she tricks the reader into thinking that's the kind of story this is, too--even after 3 books reminding us that pretty much everything that Katniss does the second she volunteers is manipulated by adults pulling strings to make propaganda in some form or another.

[rendevok]

Happy pride to sexy lawyer enjoyers everywhere

[goomyloid]

real dialogue from the game

[warthogreporter]

And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? 😭😭😭

(10,053 Notes)

🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

(8,000 Notes)

💚CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

(42,069 Notes)

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

(48,835 Notes)

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

(33,333 Notes)

This now has a sequel, and a third act

[iclopalldayeveryday]

[wolfythewitch]

not entirely happy with it haha, didn't have enough time to polish the concept but wahoo jarchivist moment

[time-woods]

ice king pipeline ig

[chrislaplante]

hello, hi. hello. here, have my lil updates.

• chris has a new dob. the old one? too close to his fc’s (yesterday). new dob: march 5th. bc pisces.

• i’ve acquired a new pen name: Bronte. pronounced BRON-teh. i’m indecisive, what can i say? now. if you’re an old writing partner of mine, from years ago (looking at you @coastercrushed, @morb1dg1rl, @hollowvictory, @notimminent, @00sgoth, @butscrewmefirst), feel free to use my old pen name, which is my actual nickname. if it helps, think Rockstar & chris’ (mark wahlberg/lead) stage name lol as it was literally given to me bc of this movie.

anyway…

• pronouns. i’m removing “she/her”. while i identify as gender-fluid & very much gnc, i don’t think i’d like to have “she/her” used for me on here. it feels icky. they / them are fine to use. he / him are cool, too.

[whalemeansgrace]

[ir-dr]

Day 3630 - 29 May 2024

39

.//projectTiGER

[feluka]

[ID: A video recording of Bisan Owda, filming herself standing still and speaking in front of a car underneath the morning sky in Gaza, with the sun visible above her head. Loud sirens can be heard around her as she says:

"Hey, everyone. This is Bisan from Gaza. We're still alive, and we wish you a merry Christmas in the Christmas eve. Wish you a merry Christmas despite the churches of Gaza are closed, full of displaced people, and surrounded with snipers. We wish you a merry Christmas despite the children, women, men, Christians and Muslims of Gaza are murdered and under genocide. We wish you a merry Christmas despite that we cannot exchange gifts or spend our holidays in our homes because they are completely destroyed, and merry Christmas despite there are hundreds of killed, decomposed bodies in the the north of Gaza Strip in the streets, at least 137 them are field executed by the Israeli soldiers in front of their children. Merry Christmas, but pray for Gaza."

End ID.]

Please think about why these videos are coming out in English. In your tongue, so that you can understand them. Don't ignore them or get tired of seeing them or call them guilt-trippy. Don't stop talking about Palestine. Make Palestine impossible to ignore. Even at the cost of "disrupting" your celebrations.

[starspilli]

dc cowboy doodles & wips !