I’m on the 1-2k chapter defense squad now. Y’all need to stop judging authors for writing short chapters.
The fact that they updated at all? For free?? And managed to write more than two words?? Readers can be a little more grateful.
5-10k weekly chapters are nice, but not routinely achievable for someone with a job/work or family/school etc.
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as i watched the righteous gemstones i read the reddit episode reaction posts to each episode, and i saw someone with the take that kelvin and keefe should, in fact, be revealed NOT to be gay because it's too obvious and it would be funnier if they were straight all this time
and like ........... it's very obviously that they're gay and in love but they won't admit it because their whole lives are the evangelical church, right???? like, i wasn’t aware there were even multiple ways to interpret what was going on. and i still don’t think so!
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Errrm. Who ordered the spaghetti with 5 meatballs?
DID I SERIOUSLY JUST SPEND THE PAST SEVERAL HOURS HOARDING SHINY TAROUNTULA JUST SO I COULD GET MULTIPLE OM SCREEN ONCE? YEAH MAYBE.
Look I had a dream last night I did something very similar and I’d be damned not to accept the challenge my sleep seemed to initiate.
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opened commissions. idk how many slots. very few tho. like 3 max. i just need money for christmas gifts and one dumb thing for myself
i do not have any better access to the prices and stuff. i think people without account *should* open th forums as well?? idk?? i'm sorry. i'm tired and this is not a serious reason to open them anyway
i just want. a tamagotchi.
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Also. Apologies to the random family who basically had me drop into their conversation to be like “you’ll be safe on the train. IF you’re not dumb about it”
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about to say something super cringe but know I'm fully aware it's cringe and therefore I'm impervious to shame
Christianity is more fun when u think of Bible characters as blorbos from ur books
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“dirk strider is ute” i say into the microphone. the crowd starts booing as i walk off in shame. “no. he's right.” a familiar voice says from the third row. i turn back around, and standing up with a spotlight shining into their eyes, is none other than five of the many dirk strider splinters himselves
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hee hee ho ho I am making lip balms
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