#toby fox mob psycho fanfiction

[deadgravity]

I can't believe the shock waves of Sans beating Reigen in the Tumblr Sexyman poll killed the queen of England.

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Its an early Thursday morning. 6:00am, on the dot. I’m waking up at this hour because I’ve accidentally become slightly nocturnal again, and had fallen asleep at about 7pm the night before. No matter, I think as I chase away the last remnants of sleep. Time to check the news.

Its there, at the top of the Twitter trending tab, that I see it: 

BREAKING: Buckingham Palace says Queen Elizabeth II is under medical supervision because doctors are "concerned for Her Majesty’s health." 

Many of the Royal Family are at her side. The people of the United Kingdom are preparing for the worst. I feel adrenaline coursing through my veins.

Tumblr, I think in a moment of hysteria. I must go to Tumblr. They must be in a state of euphoria over the news.

I head over to Tumblr.

I check the trending page, expecting “Queen Elizabeth” or “down with the monarchy” or something of the sort to be at the #1 spot on the tab.

Surely, at the very least, “crab rave”

Right?

...

I stare blankly at my screen. I am in a state of shock. Too stunned to speak, some may say.

How? I beseech. How is this trending over the Queen of England’s health scare? The one that may very well cause of the end of the British monarchy as we know it?!

But I’ve been on this Hellsite longer than I’ve been able to formulate intelligent thoughts. I know they wouldn’t trend Undertale this high for no reason. And if its a new Deltarune update, well, I certainly can’t complain. I am a fan of the franchise, after all.

So I check the Undertale tag.

“AND WITH THAT, SANS UNDERTALE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CROWNED ULTIMATE TUMBLR SEXYMAN”

As the Sisters Moirai would have it, I had peacefully slept through a war. A war of ultimate consequence, that would decide the fate of two illustrious*, two remarkably renown communities, nay, kingdoms, over who could win perhaps the greatest, most dangerous prize. A prize which has spilt endless miles of bloodshed in its pursuit, which has devastated entire lands, decimated people in both mind and body until they were completely and utterly unrecognizable.

The prize, the title, of who was to be... the Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman.

The contenders: Sans the Skeleton of the hit RPG “Undertale” and Reigen Arataka from the popular shonen anime “Mob Psycho 100”

As it was transcribed, the battle had met many close encounters, but in the end, Sans the Skeleton would come to win the crown and claim victory over Reigen by a total of 420 votes (i shit you not it was 420 votes exactly i cannot believe you assholes managed to get it by 420 votes yall are actual meme trash and i am both disgusted and awe inspired by your cursed efforts)

Though I was unable to experience the spectacle myself, I had bore direct witness to the fallout. The internet now had an abundance of Super Smash-like fan content of Sans and Reigen engaged in combat, and there was an apparent brief rise in S̵͖̫̿̌ạ̸̛̎̚n̶͔͈͗͂̄s̷͉̚m̴͌͋͜͝a̴̻͚̺͛͆ē̶̤̔͗d̶̛̖̰͒͊a̷͙̜͙̾͗. Toby Fox himself has gotten involved by using Twitter to publish fanfiction. That was perhaps the hardest for me to accept.

Thus, it was on September 7 of the year 2022 that the battle of Sans vs Reigen had occurred and concluded. From what I had heard, it was a legendary event that would be seared into the minds of every Tumblrina, and forever remembered throughout the tales of human history.

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I took more psychic damage waking up to all of this than I did the day my father ended up in hospice after having a stroke on a school day so thanks for that and have a good one

* “well known, respected, and admired for past achievements”; yes I knew some of you would struggle with this one

[shopkeeps]

ok i know it’s been months but i really need to talk about how insane the tumblr sexyman twitter poll was for me. undertale has always been my favorite piece of fiction ever and mob psycho 100 is extremely close to that being my favorite show. so to wake up one day and see 1,000,000 pieces of fanart of reigen and sans fighting to the death AND toby fucking fox himself writing mob psycho x undertale crossover fanfiction was an absolute fever dream

[egg-baby-official]

did toby fox just write mob psycho x undertale fanfiction on twitter??? can this even be considered “fanfiction” when the man made the game??? we truely are in the most unusual timeline

[awilddaydreamer]

I really hope we get a “don’t stop the party” edit of the past 24hrs because What the Fuck

tumblr sexyman poll?? Sans winning the poll? Toby Literal Fox himself writing fanfiction of it, and the creator of Mob Psycho replying to the poll as well. Several people draw Sans and Reigen kissing. The goddamn queen of england died followed by all the memes and reactions to that, somewhere in the middle there jschlatt makes a joke that he killed the queen. Blood for the Blood God is trending on twitter directly under the news that the Queen is dying. The Queen being immediately reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’ baby 3 minutes later??

[whoa-its-dani]

queen elizabeth sans undertale reigen mob psycho 100 trisha paytas princess diana WITH THE STEEL CHAIR corgi execution toby fox fanfiction edit tags jschlatt christopher eccleston prime minister truss sub day collar paddington bootlicker leprechaun rainbow royal bees 9/11 petition shutdowns oouuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ariaofsorrows]

Mob Psycho 100 fanfiction written by Toby Fox was not what I had on my bingo but ok

[solardrink]

So many historic events going on - reigan crowned twink and dilf supreme .. queen in the throes of death… Toby fox writing sans and mob psycho fanfiction..

[novirp13]

Regarding your last reblog: there's been a series of Twitter polls that determined, among other things, the #1 DILF (Reigen from Mob Psycho won), the #1 twink (Reigen won that too) and then the #1 Tumblr Sexyman poll happened and Reigen was in the finals against Sans, who won by 0.1% which was absolutely fantastic (Toby fox even wrote a mini fanfic about the results lmao)

So I searched for the origin of this 'phenomenon', and I laughed WAY too hard at Toby's fanfiction

Gosh dangit, Toby. Reigen is already dead, stop beating him AHAHAHHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

[aimriku0]

i literally don't have time but i couldn't NOT draw something for this legendary event

it was the craziest night of my life, the fight, the 1% loss,mob winning the mp100 poll, the Toby Fox fanfiction and even the mob psycho 100 twitter accounts commenting. it was wonderful

now it's on my wall so every day i can think back to this historical event ╮( ˘ ‿ ,˘)╭

[fandommemequeen]

this rlly is the day ever huh

like,, youtooz tally hall plushies are out. toby fox wrote undertale x mob psycho 100 fanfiction for the sexyman poll 1 year ago today. lizzie has been in a box for a whole frickin YEAR plus a day. the anniversary of splatoon 3 is tomorrow and everyone is bracing themselves for the chaos the anniversary splatfest will bring. a new episode of ghost files premieres today and i feel like its september 2022 again between it and splatoon 3 hype.

it is september 8th, 2023, the day ever.

[verite-card]

It's September 9, 2022 right now

Twitter poll happened over who is Tumblr Sexyman between Reigen from mob psycho 100 and Sans from Undertale, Sans won. And..uhh..Toby Fox made a fanfiction between the two around the same time. I should check on that to fact check, anyway, the queen of England is dead. Everyone's is up on Tumblr to react to that, and wondering when Ireland is gonna claim independence, also Wales.

[bloodpen-to-paper]

I posted 153 times in 2022

That's 153 more posts than 2021!

152 posts created (99%)

1 post reblogged (1%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 151 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#mcyt - 11 posts

#toh - 11 posts

#the owl house - 11 posts

#mcu - 10 posts

#double life - 9 posts

#dlsmp - 9 posts

#marvel - 9 posts

#dc - 8 posts

#double life smp - 8 posts

#batman - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 118 characters

#you cant just give me the kind of music that tickles my adhd brain just right and not expect me to ascend into nirvana

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Lumity kiss, Heartstopper renewed, Dan Howell tour, still reeling over OFMD, Lady Thor and Valkyrie in Thor: Love and Thunder, Viktor Hargreeves trans rep, a gaggle of mcyts with huge platforms came out, pride month is less than 2 weeks away

WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE

848 notes - Posted May 21, 2022

#4

Its an early Thursday morning. 6:00am, on the dot. I’m waking up at this hour because I’ve accidentally become slightly nocturnal again, and had fallen asleep at about 7pm the night before. No matter, I think as I chase away the last remnants of sleep. Time to check the news.

Its there, at the top of the Twitter trending tab, that I see it: 

BREAKING: Buckingham Palace says Queen Elizabeth II is under medical supervision because doctors are "concerned for Her Majesty’s health." 

Many of the Royal Family are at her side. The people of the United Kingdom are preparing for the worst. I feel adrenaline coursing through my veins.

Tumblr, I think in a moment of hysteria. I must go to Tumblr. They must be in a state of euphoria over the news.

I head over to Tumblr.

I check the trending page, expecting “Queen Elizabeth” or “down with the monarchy” or something of the sort to be at the #1 spot on the tab.

Surely, at the very least, “crab rave”

Right?

...

I stare blankly at my screen. I am in a state of shock. Too stunned to speak, some may say.

How? I beseech. How is this trending over the Queen of England’s health scare? The one that may very well cause of the end of the British monarchy as we know it?!

But I’ve been on this Hellsite longer than I’ve been able to formulate intelligent thoughts. I know they wouldn’t trend Undertale this high for no reason. And if its a new Deltarune update, well, I certainly can’t complain. I am a fan of the franchise, after all.

So I check the Undertale tag.

“AND WITH THAT, SANS UNDERTALE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CROWNED ULTIMATE TUMBLR SEXYMAN”

As the Sisters Moirai would have it, I had peacefully slept through a war. A war of ultimate consequence, that would decide the fate of two illustrious*, two remarkably renown communities, nay, kingdoms, over who could win perhaps the greatest, most dangerous prize. A prize which has spilt endless miles of bloodshed in its pursuit, which has devastated entire lands, decimated people in both mind and body until they were completely and utterly unrecognizable.

The prize, the title, of who was to be... the Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman.

The contenders: Sans the Skeleton of the hit RPG “Undertale” and Reigen Arataka from the popular shonen anime “Mob Psycho 100”

As it was transcribed, the battle had met many close encounters, but in the end, Sans the Skeleton would come to win the crown and claim victory over Reigen by a total of 420 votes (i shit you not it was 420 votes exactly i cannot believe you assholes managed to get it by 420 votes yall are actual meme trash and i am both disgusted and awe inspired by your cursed efforts)

Though I was unable to experience the spectacle myself, I had bore direct witness to the fallout. The internet now had an abundance of Super Smash-like fan content of Sans and Reigen engaged in combat, and there was an apparent brief rise in S̵͖̫̿̌ạ̸̛̎̚n̶͔͈͗͂̄s̷͉̚m̴͌͋͜͝a̴̻͚̺͛͆ē̶̤̔͗d̶̛̖̰͒͊a̷͙̜͙̾͗. Toby Fox himself has gotten involved by using Twitter to publish fanfiction. That was perhaps the hardest for me to accept.

Thus, it was on September 7 of the year 2022 that the battle of Sans vs Reigen had occurred and concluded. From what I had heard, it was a legendary event that would be seared into the minds of every Tumblrina, and forever remembered throughout the tales of human history.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I took more psychic damage waking up to all of this than I did the day my father ended up in hospice after having a stroke on a school day so thanks for that and have a good one

* “well known, respected, and admired for past achievements”; yes I knew some of you would struggle with this one

851 notes - Posted September 8, 2022

#3

Me, who hasn’t watched Miraculous a day in my life, seeing Adrienette become canon after 5,420,069 years of the show teasing it:

2,989 notes - Posted December 12, 2022

#2

Come get your badge lovelies~

9,074 notes - Posted September 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

So to recap (July 2022 edition) we got:

- 4th of July shooting in Highland Park + a shooting in Chicago

- anyone with a uterus has less rights than an assault rifle in the U.S.; right-wing Scotus can get hit by a plane

- Edit: Native Americans have been added to the list of people with less right than an assault rifle in the U.S.

- a third of the British Parliament resigning from various government positions cause of how much everyone hates Boris Johnson

- Edit: Boris Johnson has now resigned cause of how much everyone hates Boris Johnson

- Shinzo Abe, former Prime Minister of Japan, got shot while giving a speech

- Edit: *Former Former Prime Minister... he got Lincoln’d

- a far-right French politician accidentally pinned the assassination of Shinzo Abe on popular video game designer Hideo Kojima, which a major Greek news outlet relayed, only furthering the idea that Kojima did it

- the war in Ukraine is still going on

- the state of Canada can be summarized by this image:   https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862558639735046146/995130724791365652/unkown.png

- Hunter Biden got trending on twitter for the hundredth time and nobody gives a shit seriously who gives a shit conservatives get him trending for literally breathing why is this still happening-

- Edit: ... Users of the well known “incel” website 4chan supposedly hacked the iPhone of U.S. President Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden and allegedly exposed the both of them as pedophiles, among many other things. Sweet shitting Christ almighty, if this is true, I have been proven incorrect in possibly the most cursed way imaginable, and it is a testament to my willpower and spite that I have not fallen in alcoholism from this news piece alone 

- Baymax is a Leftist

- the U.S. House Select Committee began holding live public hearings for the January 6 insurrection and no one noticed

- Kazuki Takahashi, the creator of the popular anime and playing card game Yu-Gi-Oh!, passed away (R.I.P., may he finally be free to kick Shinzo Abe’s ass without consequence in that great dueling arena in the sky...)

- the Argentinian economic minister has resigned (an announcement that was made not through any official news outlets, but via a Tweet) following an inflation crisis that is crippling the country, but all you’ll find on Twitter is people excited about the new futbol jersey for the next World Cup (no one is surprised by this)

- Elon Musk backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter for $44 billion; it was believed he didn’t know the meaning of the term “pulling out” so this was quite the surprise

- Edit: Twitter is now suing Elon Musk for not buying Twitter

- the President of Sri Lanka (not to be confused with the Prime Minister, because they apparently have both) pulled a Ted Cruz and has fled the country after citizens stormed the presidential palace in a mass riot following the announcing of the country being officially bankrupt (which the Prime Minister, not to be confused with the President, totally didn’t cause via corruption in office). The citizens involved in the protest then stormed the house of the PM, and took a swim in his pool promptly before sacking and burning the place, thus proving the month of July is truly a Hot Girl Summer

Edit: Both the PM and President of Sri Lanka have agreed to resign their positions; that is two world leader resignations and one former world leader assassination in one week; I now have the sudden urge to drink myself into 2040

12,179 notes - Posted July 7, 2022

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