#tomato

[sosilliest]

here’s a little sketch of something i rlly wanna finish but i know i never will 😔

i’ve never drawn jetfire before…

[53v3nfrn5]

Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops (1990) Location: Nagasaki, Japan

[viejospellejos]

Cómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻

[kropotkindersurprise]

March 25, 2023 - TERF piece of shit Posie Parker had to cut her transphobic event in Auckland, New Zealand, short after a huge crowd of locals decided to run her fascist ass out of town, and she was covered in tomato sauce.

She was so shaken by the event she ended her entire transphobic tour of Australia and New Zealand, which so far had mostly proven popular with literal neo-nazis, and fled the country entirely. Good job, Auckland! [video]/[video]

[amphibianaday]

day 1604

a totally normal tomato... maybe i will become a vegetable drawing blog instead

[daily-deliciousness]

(@bnaporkstore)

Turkey pesto : homemade roasted turkey breast, melted mozzarella, basil pesto, avocado & tomato wrap panini

[hellsitegenetics]

Honestly, how the fuck did you think of this???

Like this is one of the best gimmick blogs I have ever seen and I just need to know what demon posessed you to make this

String identified:

t, t c t t???

t t t gc g a a t t at t a t

Closest match: Solanum lycopersicum Micro-Tom DNA, chromosome 11, draft genome sequence Common name: Tomato

[lustingfood]

Tomato Basil Soup (x)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Let's Play A Game

I got two catalouges in the mail today: the wares of the Local Weed Store, and The Major Seed Promotional Catalouge, and noticed that two very different plants have interestingly similar breed nomenclature. So let's play:

WEED OR TOMATO?

Here's how it works: Below is a list of marijuana strain and tomato cultivar names. Without looking it up online (or in your own catalouges), can you tell which is which?

Red Velvet

Alien Fingers

Green Doctor

Orange Sherbet

Tie-Dye

Pink Elephant

Skunk Stripe

Chocolate Sprinkles

Mystery Jazz

Carbon

Jersey Devil

Big Fat Fanny

Rainbow Grape

Black Russian Cherry Hybrid

Alice's Dream

Golden King

Hugo

[julieterbang]

esthermclark_

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Despite me being terrible with children, I was put in charge of a large group of kindergartners during a tornado warning and every time I looked away, one of the kids was trying to go outside to “go see the spinny thing in the sky”. 

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, October 18.

A dog eating a tomato

The audacity of this chump. If ever you feel like you're stealing a living, like you should be contributing more to society, if the productivity guilt of late-stage capitalism gnaws away, insidiously, at the edges of your conscience, cast your mind back to this footage. Munching on the crop like he pays the bills.

A dog eating a tomato? A dog stealing a tomato? That is the question on everybody's lips this Wednesday, October 18.

[tkingfisher]

This is possibly the most perfect tomato I have ever grown and given that I live in the land of humidity, erratic rainfall, leaf spot and blight, I feel as if I have gotten away with something.

Cultivar is “Kewalo,” developed at the University of Hawaii, tolerates heat and humidity, and is incredibly disease-resistant for an open-pollinated variety. They don’t quite have the flavor of, say, a Cherokee Purple, but they’re still tasty.

[tomatodiscourse]

tomato-based affirmations:

🍅 it is okay to be soft and squishy (like a tomato)

🍅 your presence nourishes others (like a tomato)

🍅 it is cool to come in any shape or size (like a tomato)

🍅 your flesh tastes great cooked or raw (like a tomato)

🍅 you add vibrancy to the world around you (like a tomato)

[almondfae]

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