encounter i had yesterday
after my gay tortoise wedding crasher experience i feel like there's a nonzero chance that tony's handler will see this somehow im sorry if i didn't remember what you looked like accurately, i was distracted by your shirt and the cutest puppy i ever saw in my life
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Tony: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Tony: Did they win?
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Surrounded by Assassins
Steve, being righteous or smth: If you kill a killer, the total number of killers remain the same.
Bucky, mouth full of cereal: Kill 2.
Clint, coming out of the vents: Not if you were already a killer.
Natasha, bored: Then just kill yourself.
Bonus:
Steve, face palms: oh my god! That’s not the point.
Tony, nonchalant: What did you expect? You’re surrounded by assassins.
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Our comic is called Die Laughing. After so many years, we finally have a solid name!! No longer will this project be called "unnamed band oc comic thing"
This is a scene of Tony and Lennon from the middle-ish of the story. Title drop ftw!!
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Hydrogen bomb(the onceler) vs coughing baby(britain)
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thought i would also contribute to the beckory crazy wall pile lol
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Steve: Tony, when’s your birthday?
Tony: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Steve: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Everyone look at my son's unfortunate sleeping face
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I accidently stayed up all night, here's a work in process!
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