#tony is pissed

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Hey Tony, what are you doing for Peppers birthday?

Tony: Dinner!

Harley: where?

Tont: here

Harley: are you at least cooking it?

Tony: I quite like the tower not in flames thanks

Peter: So you did nothing?

Tony: I got her a card too. Here, look

Harley: *reading aloud* Roses are red, violets are blue

Peter: *reading aloud* whiskey costs less than dinner for two

Tony: *holding up a bottle of whiskey* I also got this

Peter: Pepper is gonna be so mad

Harley: Friday, save all recordings of Tony and Pepper interacting for the rest of the week

[yudol-skorbi]

just a little guy on his way to get his 3 am sip of water

[oluka]

Tony going to space to listen to his heartbeat..... :')

[irondad3000]

[lilbitofmac]

A possessive wizard… 😳♥️

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Ok but have you ever thought how funny it would be if dr otto was from the mcu like:

Dr Otto: I spent my whole life, working, spending every second, every penny, all my energy to create a machine that had the energy of a sun, this is my life's work, and I finally!!--

Tony: hey guys, I just got back from a kidnapping where I was held hostage in a cave with just scrap and trash and I brought with me this little thing here that has enough sustainable energy to keep a super armor working, anyway where are the cheeseburgers??

[youknowwhoiamjr]

HARLEY

YOU DONT KNOW ME BUT EITHER PLEASE HIDE ME OR CALL STARK

I STOLE BUCKY'S ARM AND HES AFTER ME

I NEED HELP

@tonystark-official THIS LOOKS LIKE A U PROBLEM YEET

[thesetwoidiots]

Beverly: Stephen!

Stephen: Mom! *Sees Eugene* Father. *Sees Victor* Victor.

Victor, obviously just as disgusted: Stephen.

Tony, trying to prevent an argument: Tony, Peter, Morgan!

Peter and Morgan: Hi!

[jemgirl86]

Mmmmm Sam doesn’t need a co-Captain though… Like, what if I told you Sam has heart and brains, and the resume required to be a team leader.

Not only that, but if we’re keeping it a buck, the folks y’all suggest to be his “co-leader” aren’t even qualified for the job lmaoo

[rainbowsuitcase]

Sure, Tony Stark is a hero and entertaining and I enjoy him well enough, but his motivations more often than not boil down to being self centered and selfish (and the movies don't highlight that nearly enough, which naturally makes me care more than I actually do)

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Mr Stark. I have something to tell you.

Tony: go ahead

Peter: I'm a flat earther

Tony: ...what? How. How could you possibly be a flat earther?

Peter: Because what if the earth was flat, then maybe the dinasours would live on the other side and we keep digging up their dead and burried!?

Tony: okay, as awesome as that sounds. I will lock you out of the tower for good if you every say you are a flat earther again

Peter: I thought you said you'd support me no matter what

Tony: y'know what? I did. And I still do. Fuck you dad! Lets go prove the earth is flat!

Peter: YAY!

[thesquirrelqueer]

alternate timeline where bmc actually gets respected as a show by critics and gets tony nominations for costume design, featured actor (either george or jason), original score, and lead actress

[mathiasandthefinntrolls]

Sad American faces for the footie while Tony is info dumping like a madman 🤭

How about it, is it still Swerve's House now you've been sat on your arse in the rain bored af for 90mins?

[bastardpacs]

[elitehoe]

I was promised a mix tag what the fuck is this??

[mtsodie]

yellow should be allowed to kill more often also