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I glad that you accepted my headcanon Mina and Jon art request! That art is so INSANE AWESOME OH WOW!
But i'll rate your 🧡💛🦊🐱 headcanon Mina and Jon art 5 out of 10 stars cause it would be better if the art style is less basic simple instead of just a basic simple art style but that doesn't mean that i hate you okay, i think that your art style is very interesting and inspiring.
I had another art request! Draw 🧡💛🦊🐱 Storyteller Game characters as CRK characters! Continuation might be separated as parts.
But first, here's Edgar, Bernard, Isobel, Lenora, Knight, and Baron headcanons cause i feel like that you might drew them along with Mina and Jon on the first continuation part.
Edgar: Edgar is around 40-43 years old, Edgar is transgender post op top body spot non op bottom body spot FTNBM, Edgar uses He/They/Them/Its pronouns, Edgar is bisexual on the outside but ally on the inside.
Bernard: Bernard is around 44-46 years old, Bernard is cisgender male, Bernard uses He/Him pronouns, Bernard is bisexual.
Isobel: Isobel is around 37-39 years old, Isobel is half nonbinary half cisgender female, Isobel uses She/Her/It pronouns, Isobel is pansexual.
Lenora: Lenora is around 40-43 years old, Lenora is transgender post op top body spot non op bottom body spot FMTFNB, Lenora is intersex, Lenora uses any pronouns that isn't He/Him, Lenora is pansexual.
Knight: Knight's real name is Emil, Emil is around 20-23 years old, Emil is intersex, Emil is genderfluid pangender genderless non binary, Emil uses any pronouns, Emil is pansexual.
Baron: Baron's real name is Timber, Timber is around 30-33 years old, Timber is half non binary half cisgender male, Timber uses He/They, Timber is C R O W N S E X U A L 🤑👑✨
Any expression is your choice i don't care! I think Jon as a CRK character would be milk nougat dip cookie and i think Mina as a CRK character would be chili powdered green tea mocha cookie. (Mina is weird food combo cookie lol)
I am praying to the sky cause i wish you might be able to draw them as CRK characters.
bro who baked them 💀
(rushed asf that's why it's kinda goofy)
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10. “Jack,” Hardy
Country music has a rich history of drinking songs, from breezy celebrations (Toby Keith’s “Red Solo Cup”) to despondent confessionals (Merle Haggard’s “Misery and Gin”). “Jack,” a new single from the fast-rising country star Hardy, sits somewhere in the middle, and provides several compelling twists on the well-explored subgenre.
First, it’s written from the perspective of the bottle itself, as it tries to win over a new convert. Second, its metal influences lend it a bracing forcefulness akin to slamming an empty shot glass onto a wooden bar. Third, it engages in none of the blind devotion, self-pity, or moralizing that plagues many drinking songs, instead telling a straightforward and true story about both the heroic and demonic aspects wrought forth by liquid courage. Hardy isn’t afraid to find the gray within difficult topics—see his murder ballad “Wait In the Truck”—and “Jack” is a prime example of his developing craftsmanship.—Andrew R. Chow
9. “Kind of Girl,” MUNA
Though the indie pop group MUNA scored plenty of buzz this year for their Phoebe Bridgers collaboration, the queer love anthem “Silk Chiffon,” it’s their plaintive rumination on self-love, “Kind of Girl,” that’s the glittering crown jewel of their self-titled third studio album. Fresh off a new deal with Bridgers’ Saddest Factory Records after an unceremonious break with RCA, the trio’s hope for the future shines bright on the song, an acoustic track rippling with emotion that evokes a heartfelt country ballad.
Teeming with tender vulnerability and radical kindness, the song is an earnest ode to the power of love, both given and received over the course of a lifetime, where change is not only inevitable but necessary. Amidst growing pains, the song is a missive to be gentle with everyone, especially ourselves: “Yeah, I like telling stories/ But I don’t have to write them in ink/ I could still change the end/ at least I’m the kind of girl who thinks I can.”—Cady Lang
Read more: The Best Songs of 2022 So Far
8. “Unholy,” Sam Smith ft. Kim Petras
Sam Smith and Kim Petras both scored their first no. 1 hits on the Billboard Hot 100 with “Unholy,” a lusty, sinuous song about the forbidden fruit of a married man’s illicit affair. Smith and Petras’ history-making feat at the top of the charts (they’re the first openly nonbinary and trans artists to nab the peak spot) has also translated to TikTok, where the certifiably provocative chorus (“Mummy don’t know daddy’s getting hot/ At the body shop, doing something unholy/ He lucky, lucky”) has become a viral soundbite. The song’s commercial success is absolutely well-deserved—anchored by a haunting Arabic scale progression and a throbbing bass, the synth-heavy track is a little dark, a little campy, and 100% a very good time, whether you’re sweating it out on a dance floor or giving it a casual listen.—C.L.
7. “Finesse,” Pheelz ft. BNXN
There’s a reason “Finesse” became a TikTok sensation in February: its chorus is one of the catchiest of the year, an unfiltered ray of sunshine. Pheelz, a sought-after Nigerian producer who has worked with Afrobeats superstars like Olamide and Tiwa Savage, trades effortlessly cool verses with the rising singer BNXN. And the song isn’t played out yet: expect to hear it plenty during the World Cup, as the song made the FIFA 23 soundtrack and name-drops the footballers Joseph Yobo, Daniel Owefin Amokachi, and Mo Salah.—A.R.C.
6. “ChevyS10,” Sudan Archives
The main hook of Sudan Archive’s “ChevyS10” doesn’t drop until three minutes and forty-five seconds into the song. Up to that point, a whole lot has happened: a journey from the Bronx to the ‘burbs; some pointed class commentary; autotuned harmonic fireworks; a little tri-state drag racing. But not until the hook hits does the song really kick into high gear, and become an avant-garde dance-pop treatise for the ages. As Sudan Archives—real name Brittney Denise Parks—chants the deceptively simple refrain (“cruising in a Chevy S-10”), the musical walls start to move around her: there’s a springy bass line, then a vicious kick drum made only for the sweatiest of nightclubs, then a cranking violin. It’s a living, breathing, flow state; a passage of sweet, unhinged release.—A.R.C.
5. “Bad Habit,” Steve Lacy
Steve Lacy’s quiet ascent to the top of the charts with “Bad Habit” this year evoked the same feelings that the song did: pure, euphoric joy. The track, a single from his second studio album, the aptly named Gemini Rights, is a soulful, mellow melange of wistful longing, playful flirtation, and straight-up vibes. While the lyrics sound like cheeky ad-libs, tailor-made for TikTok soundbites, Lacy’s songwriting packs a deeply emotional impact, musing on both yearning (“I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me”) and boyish desire (“Can I bite your tongue like my bad habit?/ Would you mind if I made a pass at it?”). Though the song is lo-fi easy listening at its best, don’t be surprised if it gets at your feelings with each listen.—C.L.
4. “FNF,” Glorilla
On the streets, the undeniable song of the summer was “F.N.F (Let’s Go)”—and for good reason. The track, a breakout single from Memphis rapper Glorilla and producer Hitkidd, is a boisterous and thrilling crunk anthem for single ladies everywhere and a sparkling addition to the Southern rap canon. Over a menacing beat, Glorilla, a former church girl (she was born Gloria Hallelujah Woods) turned gangsta rap darling, offers a bombastic and unabashed celebration of the newly single life, her husky voice reaching a barking timbre when she talks about her newfound liberation.
While it’s no doubt a breakup song, “FNF” is also an ode to female friendship; indeed, the song’s most exhilarating moments come when Glorilla gives a shoutout to her girls during a spelling lesson in the song’s now-TikTok viral hook: “I’m F-R-E-E, f-ck n-gga free/ That mean I ain’t gotta worry ’bout no f-ck n-gga cheating/ And I’m S-I-N-G-L-E again/ Outside hanging out the window with my ratchet-ass friends.”—C.L.
Read more: The 10 Best Podcasts of 2022
3. “Part of the Band,” the 1975
“Part of the Band,” the gorgeous, lush lead single from the 1975’s Being Funny in a Foreign Language, marks the band’s return to music following 2020’s Notes on a Conditional Form. Frontman Matty Healy sings this self-aware, stream-of-consciousness track with the help of some background vocals from producer Jack Antonoff. The song features a sweeping string section and Healy’s charming vocals, which propel the listener forward even if the lyrics don’t always make sense. Even Healy admitted he barely knows what it means: “As a narrative, I don’t know what the song is about,” he told Apple Music. “It was just this belief that I could talk, and that was OK, and it made sense, and I didn’t have to qualify it that much.” Whatever it means, it sounds great.—Moises Mendez II
2. “Delincuente,” Tokischa
While the thundering beat and the raunchy lyrics are enough to get your heart racing, the real star of “Delincuente” is the unabashed and fully assured confidence of Tokischa, the Dominican dembow artist who’s been making waves as a queer, sex-positive provocateur disrupting her genre, one hit at a time, respectability politics be damned. The track, which also prominently features Anuel AA and Ñengo Flow, is filled with racy and at times ludicrous double entendres which create an intoxicating romp, driven in turn by a bouncing and infectious rhythm. But it’s Tokischa’s irrepressible, irresistible energy and powerful, rock-influenced vocals that make the song a standout, the liberated anthem of an artist who answers to no one but herself and her pleasure.—C.L.
1. “Titi Me Pregunto,” Bad Bunny
For the four years I’ve been writing TIME’s year-end music roundups, my colleagues and I have enforced a self-imposed rule to never feature the same artist in both the song and album categories. To do so felt narrow-minded and redundant, and we felt it important to spread the love around with the few slots we have.
But we had to break tradition for Bad Bunny, who lands on the top of both our albums and songs lists. Un Verano Sin Ti is an unimpeachable collection top to bottom, and “Titi Me Pregunto” is its crown jewel: a speaker-rattling, tightly-coiled whoop-ass can of boisterous exuberance. Bad Bunny wields his malleable, magnificent voice in all of its forms, through dextrous rapidfire verses and sludgy singalongs; he makes even his gasps for breath sound sexy. The song’s aesthetics alone pushed it toward complete cultural domination. It hit the top 10 in 13 countries, and when I went to see a concert by the DJ Sofia Kourtesis, all she wanted to do, instead of play her own songs, was sing “Titi Me Pregunto.”
But like all great songs, “Titi Me Pregunto” is much more than its sheer sonic brilliance. While the first two verses show Bad Bunnyplaying the carefree, chauvinist playboy, he eventually confesses that it’s all a shield for his emotional fragility. “I’d like to fall in love but I can’t… I don’t even trust myself,” he sings despondently. “I don’t want to be like that anymore.” Just another day in the office for the biggest pop star in the world—A.R.C.
Correction, Nov. 22
The original version of this story misstated the name of a Hardy song. It is “Wait in the Truck,” not “Wait in the Car.”
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NSFW PREFERENCES .
BOLDED is yes / bold + italic is a favourite . italics is conditional or partner-dependent . STRUCK THROUGH is no .
INCLINATIONS / HABITS .
submissive / dominant / prefers to top / prefers to bottom / likes to switch / heterosexual / gay / lesbian / bisexual / pansexual / asexual / demisexual / enjoys sex with men / enjoys sex with women / enjoys sex with genderfluid , agender , demigender , or nonbinary individuals / enjoys sex with all genders regardless of identity / enjoys sex with multiple people at a time / enjoys intimacy with women / enjoys intimacy with men / enjoys intimacy with genderfluid, agender, demigender, or nonbinary individuals / enjoys intimacy with all genders regardless of identity / initiates / waits for partner to initiate / spits / swallows / morning sex / night sex / sex any time / no sex drive / low sex drive / average sex drive / high sex drive / hypersexual / fluctuating sex drive
BODY &. APPEARANCE .
slender build / medium build / athletic build / muscular build / curvy build / voluptuous / chubby build / wears boxers / wears boxer briefs / wears lingerie / goes commando / shaves / trims / waxes / does not shave / cup size a-c / cup size d-f / 1-5” in length / 6-9” in length / 10” or over in length
SOUNDS .
silent / quiet / loud / grows in volume over time / bites hand / bites partner / bites pillow to muffle self / calls out partners name / curses / fakes / exaggerates / prefers a quiet partner / prefers a loud partner / prefers a partner who grows in volume over time / turned on by dirty talk / turned off by dirty talk
TURN - ONS / KINKS .
having their hands pinned / pinning partner’s hands / having own hair pulled / pulling partner’s hair / being watched ( by their partner ) / being watched ( by a third party ) / watching their partner / receiving oral / giving oral / giving praise / receiving praise / biting or marking / being bitten or marked / spanking / being spanked / teasing / being teased / having toys used on them / using toys on their partner / giving anal / receiving anal / choking / being choked / dirty talk / being tied up / tying partner up / being worshipped / worshipping partner / humiliating / being humiliated / degrading / being degraded / knife play / blood play / being pegged / pegging partner / partner wearing lingerie / wearing lingerie / whipping / being whipped
PLACES .
bedroom / shower / bath / pool / ocean / kitchen / home bathroom / public restroom / car / tent / alleyway / field / forest / school / empty or abandoned building / library / rooftop / terrace / dressing room / elevator / parking lot / museum / cemetery / beach / closet / hospital
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got tagged in this little abt me meme! not tagging anyone in particular so feel free to do it if u want to ✨
name: tange, but if u know me personally by my other name thats ok too
gender: nonbinary, they/them pronouns
height: 5′2″
sexuality: gay..? mostly aligned w attraction to women but using lesbian for myself doesnt feel right so i just use gay lol
favourite animal: birds or dragons
average hours of sleep: around 7-8 but if im really busy itll drop to around 4-6
dogs or cats: they r both good
current time: 10:45
dream job: bg painter/designer! or a fulltime freelance artist contract or merch wise
when i made this blog: ive been on tumblr since 2010 but this current blog is a remake from the beginning of 2020! its my third main blog now if im correct
why i made this blog: to share art and also see other art!
reason for URL: i used 2 have a more gendered url pertaining to being queen/king of tangerines but after coming out i didnt want ppl identifying me w those genders so i decided to step myself up 2 god level LMAO also i just really love tangerines they r in my top 3 fruits
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YOUR MUSE’S SEXUAL PREFERENCES.
bold applies always, italic applies sometimes.
MUSE: Ae Chea JooEun
INCLINATIONS / HABITS.
submissive / dominant / prefers to top / prefers to bottom / likes to switch / heterosexual / gay / lesbian / bisexual / pansexual / asexual / demisexual / enjoys sex with men / enjoys sex with women / enjoys sex with genderfluid, agender, demigender, or nonbinary individuals / enjoys sex with all genders regardless of identity / enjoys sex with multiple people at a time / enjoys intimacy with women / enjoys intimacy with men / enjoys intimacy with genderfluid, agender, demigender, or nonbinary individuals / enjoys intimacy with all genders regardless of gender / initiates / waits for partner to initiate / spits / swallows / morning sex / night sex / sex any time / no sex drive / low sex drive / average sex drive / high sex drive / hypersexual / fluctuating sex drive
BODY & APPEARANCE.
slender build / medium build / athletic build / muscular build / curvy build / voluptuous / chubby build / wears boxers / wears boxer briefs / wears lingerie / goes commando / shaves / trims / waxes / does not shave or wax / cup size a-c / cup size d-f / 1-5″ in length / 6-9″ in length / 10″ or over in length
SOUNDS.
silent / quiet / loud / grows in volume over time / bites hand / bites partner / bites pillow to muffle self / calls out partner’s name / curses / fakes / exaggerates / prefers a quiet partner / prefers a loud partner / prefers a partner who grows in volume over time / turned on by dirty talk / turned off by dirty talk
TURN - ONS / KINKS.
having their hands pinned / pinning partner’s hands / having own hair pulled / pulling partner’s hair / being watched ( by their partner ) / being watched ( by a third party ) / watching their partner / receiving oral / giving oral / giving praise / receiving praise / biting or marking / being bitten or marked / spanking / being spanked / teasing / being teased / having toys used on them / using toys on their partner / giving anal / receiving anal / choking / being choked / dirty talk / being tied up / tying partner up / being worshipped / worshipping partner / humiliating / being humiliated / degrading / being degraded / knife play / blood play / being pegged / pegging partner / partner wearing lingerie / wearing lingerie / whipping / being whipped
PLACES.
bedroom / shower / bath / pool / ocean / kitchen / home bathroom / public restroom / car / tent / alleyway / field / forest / school / empty or abandoned building / library / rooftop / terrace / dressing room / elevator / parking lot / museum / cemetery / beach / closet / hospital
TAGGED BY: @kitsunewrites
TAGGING: @cursebcund @ladyofthebigguns @thecrxmxnal
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@tatiebop thanks for the tag! It didn’t work lmao but I saw my name in there! These are all probably going to be really long, too, so...sorry in advance.
(Actually it ended up being so long that I’m just gonna put a cut right here)
Name/Nickname: Oh boy.
My real name is also my birth name, and I’m not about to share it. Not because I’m scared of y’all but because I do like having some level of mystery or privacy or whatever.
I also have a lot of names that I like, but very few of them are actually in use. Also, just to be clear, Karkalicious is not one of them. That one is more like a pair of ironic sunglasses that I’ve become pretty fond of wearing. Still, I guess it’s about time I share some of the more utilitarian ones...
Kaz (Kazzy / Kazzyboi) is one that’s gotten the most use over the years. On the spectrum of serious to ironic names it’s closer to ironic, but that’s just because it belonged to a shitty character I made when I was twelve.
Calais (Cal / Callie) is one of my serious names, and has also gotten some use. I’m pretty fond of it.
Most of the other names are ones that I share with characters of mine. But my REAL name is always gonna be my birth name. I love it so much. Wish I’d realized sooner that you don’t need to change your name in order to be nonbinary.
Gender: Nonbinary.
I do have a gender, but there isn’t really a word to describe it? It looks and smells vaguely feminine but is decidedly not female. I like She online, but They in real life, and I’m not averse to He.
Sign: Libra (I’ve always resonated a lot more with Gemini though. Not sure how I come across. Let me know!)
Height: 5′2 and 3/4ths
Birthday: October 21st
Favorite Bands: Look my taste in music is shit it’s just a grab-bag of singular songs that I stumbled across and liked. I do like U2 though.
Favorite Solo Artists: Lemon Demon, Toby Fox, Tensei (Fucking kill me.)
Song Stuck In My Head Right Now: Lifetime Achievement Award (Lemon Demon)
Last Movie: Wall-E (last Saturday’s Family Movie Night)
Last TV Show: Depends on how you classify it? The last show that I’ve watched that is like professionally produced is Pokemon: Indigo League, which I watch with R. The last episodic animated series I’ve consumed is the fanmade anime Touhou: Memories of Phantasm
When I Created This Blog: Last September
Last Thing I Googled: “Crying Emoji Meme” for This Post
Other Blogs: @karkles-does-things @yeet-your-smeet @the-grub-hub @yeet-your-feels
Do I Get Asks: I get them pretty much daily ever since Jay came back from the dead, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t like more! (sometimes I lie awake at night wondering who it was that asked if I would rather have $4000 a week or $10 million up front because I think they’re my favorite)
Following: 88
Why I Chose This URL: Story Time
Shortly before I made this blog, I had an encounter with my sister wherein I was forced to engage her while heavily dissociated. The back of my brain had to generate something completely mindless to say in order to give some semblance of humanity. Like one of those fucking “we showed a Robot 20 hours of X and then forced it to write it’s own X.”
What it churned out was “don’t you hate it when you just yeet your skeet?”
“What?” asked my sister, a valid question.
“You know, when your skeet’s been yeeted?” I responded.
It kind of stuck.
Among the few who know about the incident, to have your skeet yeeted has come to mean having an out-of-body experience so intense that you are either deluded or no longer aware of the random bullshit that you are doing. It makes sense.
Average Hours Of Sleep: 7
Lucky Number: I don’t know if this is like an astrology thing, and I don’t care because my lucky number is 13 and nothing will change that
Instruments: I can bullshit my way around a clarinet, and know a little more about drums. The only thing I’ve been consistently learning to use is my voice. Apparently it’s a good one, but I’ve been feeling kind of insecure about it lately.
What I’m Wearing: My Void Hoodie. Always. Also sweatpants.
Dream Trip: Japan. But only after I learn enough Japanese to not fucking embarrass myself
Favorite Song: Bro why do people ask this? Let’s be real here, we all have an ever-shifting list of songs that slap and songs that we’ve listened to so much that we hate them now and songs that we liked when we were depressed and make us too sad now.
Top 3 Fictional Universes I’d Like To Live In:
Uh it’s less that I want to live in a fictional universe and more that I want control over how I can interact with other people. I’d be fine with any universe provided I could fly and teleport and maybe turn invisible.
Fucking Shit this got really long.
I’m gonna tag @timefire25, and @maxisfunky because I’m pretty sure Tatie got everyone else. @thegayhellhound I’d love to hear from you too
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sexual traits.
bolded is ‘yes’ italics is ‘conditional’ or ‘partner-dependent.’ struck through is ‘wtf is wrong with all of you.’
INCLINATIONS & HABITS
submissive / dominant / prefers to top / prefers to bottom / likes to switch / heterosexual / gay / lesbian / bisexual / pansexual / asexual / demisexual / picky / enjoys sex with men / enjoys sex with women / enjoys sex with nonbinary people / enjoys sex with multiple people at one time / initiates / waits for partner to initiate / spits / swallows / morning sex / night sex / sex at any time / no sex drive / low sex drive / average sex drive / high sex drive / hypersexual
BODY & APPEARANCE
slender build / medium build / athletic build / muscular build / curvy build / voluptuous build / chubby build / wears boxers / wears boxer-briefs / wears lingerie / goes commando / shaves / does not shave / waxes / cup size a-c / cup size d-f / 1-5” in length / 6-9” in length / 10” or over in length
SOUNDS
silent / quiet / loud / grows in volume over time / bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves / calls out partner’s name / curses / fakes / exaggerates / prefers a quiet partner / prefers a loud partner / turned on by dirty talk / turned off by dirty talk
TURN-ONS & KINKS
having their hands pinned / pinning their partner’s hands / having their hair pulled / pulling their partner’s hair / being watched (by their partner) / being watched (by a third party) / watching their partner / receiving oral / giving oral / giving praise / receiving praise / biting / marking / being bitten / marked / spanking / being spanked / teasing / being teased / having toys used on them / using toys on their partner / giving anal / receiving anal / choking / being choked / dirty talk / being tied up / tying their partner up / being worshipped / worshipping their partner / humiliating / being humiliated / degrading / being degraded / knife play / blood play / being pegged / pegging their partner / whipping / being whipped
PLACES
bedroom / shower / bath / pool / ocean / kitchen / home bathroom / public bathroom /car / tent / alleyway / field / forest / school / empty or abandoned building / library/rooftop / terrace / dressing room / elevator / parking lot / museum / cemetery / beach / closet / hospital
tagged by: stole from tas
tagging: anybodayyyy
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SEXUAL TRAITS
bold = yes or always applies
italics = conditional, partner-dependent, or verse-dependent
regular = applies rarely, only in specific verses/situations
strikethrough = hard limit/no or never applies
INCLINATIONS & HABITS
submissive | dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | likes to switch | heterosexual | heteroflexible | gay | lesbian | bisexual | pansexual | asexual | demisexual | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with genderfluid, agender, demigender or nonbinary individuals | enjoys sex with all genders regardless of how they identify | enjoys sex with multiple people at a time | enjoys intimacy with women | enjoys intimacy with men | enjoys intimacy with genderfluid, agender, demigender or nonbinary individuals | enjoys intimacy with all genders regardless of how they identify | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | morning sex | night sex | sex any time | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual |
BODY & APPEARANCE
slender build | medium build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build | chubby build | wears boxers | wears boxer-briefs | wears tighty-whities | wears lingerie | goes commando | shaves | trims | waxes | does not shave | cup size a-c | cup size d-f | 1–5” in length | 6–9” in length | 10” or over in length | sleeps nude
SOUNDS
silent | quiet | loud | grows in volume over time | bites hand/partner to muffle | covers mouth to muffle themselves | uses pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partner’s name | curses | fakes | exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud partner | prefers a partner who grows in volume over time | turned on by dirty talk | turned off by dirty talk |
TURN-ONS & KINKS
having their hands pinned | pinning their partner’s hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partner’s hair | being watched (by their partner) | being watched (by a third party) | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | giving praise | receiving praise | biting | marking | being bitten | being marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshiped | worshiping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | knife play | blood play | being pegged | pegging their partner | whipping | being whipped | | beard burn | small breasts | big breasts | small penis | big penis | BDSM |
PLACES
bedroom | shower | bath | pool | ocean | kitchen | home bathroom | public bathroom | car | tent | alleyway | field | forest | school | empty or abandoned building | library | rooftop | terrace | dressing room | elevator | parking lot | museum | cemetery | beach | closet | hospital |
tagged by: @warwearysoldier
tagging: @vjestyca @gcroinya @outlawiism @danversiism @shieldshawk @redroomcd @the-mjolnir-owner @the-blackest-spider and anyone else!
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gentaro nsfw preferences
BOLDED is YES | italics is CONDITIONAL or PARTNER-DEPENDENT | struck through is NO .
INCLINATIONS & HABITS
submissive / dominant / prefers to top / prefers to bottom / likes to switch / heterosexual / heteroflexible / gay / lesbian / bisexual / pansexual / asexual / demisexual / enjoys sex with men / enjoys sex with women / enjoys sex with genderfluid , agender , demigender , or nonbinary individuals / enjoys sex with all gender regardless of how they identify / enjoys sex with multiple people at a time / enjoys intimacy with women / enjoys intimacy with men / enjoys intimacy with genderfluid, agender, demigender, or nonbinary individuals / enjoys intimacy with all genders regardless of how they identify / initiates / waits for partner to initiate / spits / swallows / morning sex / night sex / sex any time / no sex drive / low sex drive (extremely low) / average sex drive / high sex drive (it doesn’t mean he’s getting any action though) / hypersexual / fluctuating sex drive
BODY & APPEARANCE
slender build / medium build / athletic build / muscular build / curvy build / voluptuous build / chubby build / wears boxers / wears boxer briefs / wears lingerie / goes commando / shaves / trims / waxes / does not shave / waxes / cup size a-c / cup size d-f / 1-5” in length / 6-9″ in length / 10” or over in length
SOUNDS
silent / quiet / loud / GROWS IN VOLUME OVER TIME / bites hand / bites partner / pillow to muffle themselves / CALLS OUT PARTNERS NAME / curses / fakes / exaggerates / prefers a quiet partner / prefers a loud partner / prefers a partner who grows in volume over time / turned on by dirty talk / turned off by dirty talk
TURN-ONS & KINKS
Having their hands pinned / pinning their partner’s hands / having their hair pulled / pulling their partner’s hair / being watched (by their partner ) / being watched ( by a third party ) / WATCHING THEIR PARTNER / receiving oral / giving oral / GIVING PRAISE / RECEIVING PRAISE / biting or marking / being bitten or marked / spanking / being spanked / teasing / being teased / HAVING TOYS USED ON THEM / using toys on their partner / giving anal / receiving anal / choking / being choked / dirty talk / being tied up / typing their partner up / being worshipped / WORSHIPPING THEIR PARTNER / humiliating / being humiliated / degrading / being degraded / knife play / blood play / being pegged / pegging their partner / whipping / being whipped
PLACES
BEDROOM / shower / bath / pool / ocean / KITCHEN / HOME BATHROOM / public bathroom / car / tent / alleyway / field / forest / school / empty or abandoned building / L I B R A R Y / rooftop / terrace / dressing room / elevator / parking lot / museum / cemetery / beach / closet / hospital
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bold - strongly applies / loves .
bold + italic - somewhat applies / likes .
italic - slightly applies / maybe .
left blank - uncertain / no opinion .
crossed out - doesn’t apply / hard no .
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SUBJECT APPARENT AGE
18-21 | 22-25 | 26-29 | 30-33 | 34-37 | 38-41 | 42-45 | 46-49 | 50+
SUBJECT GENDER IDENTITY
cisgender male | cisgender female | transgender male | transgender female | non-binary ( agender ) | non-binary ( genderqueer ) | non-binary ( genderfluid ) | non-binary ( demiboy ) | non-binary ( demigirl ) | questioning their gender
SUBJECT SPECIES
human | mutant ( or metahuman ) | half-blood ( or being with mixed heritage species-wise ) | divinity | demigod | magic user | angel | demon | jinn ( aka djinn , or genie ) | monster | cryptid | ghost | vampire | zombie | lycanthrope | tauren | kemonomimi ( aka would appear entirely human if not for their animal ears & tail ) | dragon | kitsune | merfolk | fae | elf | dwarf | orc | satyr | centaur | naga | alien | robot | anthro character
SUBJECT ORIENTATION
( sexual )
identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as pansexual | identifies as demisexual | identifies as asexual | questioning their sexual orientation
( romantic )
identifies as heteroromantic | identifies as homoromantic | identifies as biromantic | identifies as panromantic | identifies as demiromantic | identifies as aromantic | questioning their romantic orientation
POTENTIAL SEX PARTNERS
( species )
humans | mutants ( or metahumans ) | half-bloods ( or beings with mixed heritage species-wise ) | divinities | demigods | magic users | angels | demons | jinn ( aka djinn , or genies ) | monsters | cryptids | ghosts | vampires | zombies | lycanthropes | tauren | kemonomimi ( aka characters that would appear entirely human if not for their animal ears & tail ) | dragons | kitsunes | merfolk | fae | elves | dwarves | orcs | satyrs | centaurs | aliens | robots | anthro characters
( types )
has a thing for morons | has a thing for intellectuals | has a thing for scientists | has a thing for inventors | has a thing for artists | has a thing for musicians | has a thing for dancers | has a thing for chefs | has a thing for doctors | has a thing for nurses | has a thing for teachers | has a thing for fashionistas | has a thing for tomboys | has a thing for masculinity in a partner | has a thing for femininity in a partner | has a thing for androgyny in a partner | has a thing for chub on their partner | has a thing for curvy partners | has a thing for muscular partners | has a thing for slender partners | has a thing for grotesque partners | has a thing for athletes | has a thing for cheerleaders | has a thing for the girl-next-door / boy-next-door | has a thing for bad boys / bad girls | has a thing for heroes | has a thing for villains | has a thing for the rich & powerful | has a thing for police officers | has a thing for firefighters | has a thing for lawyers | has a thing for daddies | has a thing for dominatrixes | has a thing for bratty subs | has a thing for power bottoms | has a thing for twinks | has a thing for bears ( as in: large , hairy men — not the animal )
SUBJECT INCLINATIONS / HABITS
is submissive | is dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | likes to switch | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with nonbinary people | enjoys sex with multiple people at one time | enjoys sex with humans | enjoys sex with nonhuman beings | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | prefers sex any time | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual
SUBJECT BODY / APPEARANCE
( visage )
is bald | has short hair | has medium-length hair | has long hair | has Rapunzel-length hair | has straight hair | has wavy hair | has curly hair | has kinky hair | has black hair | has brown hair | has fair hair | has red hair | has silver hair | has white hair | has grey hair | has ( natural ) pink hair | has natural ( purple ) hair | has ( natural ) blue hair | has ( natural ) green hair | has ombre hair | has dyed hair | has thick hair | has thin hair | has neatly-groomed hair | has unruly hair | has shiny hair | has greasy hair | has dull hair | has damaged hair | typically has hair up | typically has hair down | has eyes so dark , that they appear black | has brown eyes | has blue eyes | has blue-grey eyes | has blue-green eyes | has hazel eyes | has amber eyes | has grey eyes | has green eyes | has purple eyes | has red eyes | has heterochromia ( or different-colored eyes ) | has eyes that change color | has oval face | has round face | has heart-shaped face | has square face | has oblong face | has diamond-shaped face | has fair skin | has beige skin | has peachy skin | has tanned skin | has olive skin | has dark skin | has skin of an unusual or unnatural color ( by human standards ) | cool skin undertones | neutral skin undertones | warm skin undertones | has smooth skin | has oily skin | has dry skin | has sensitive skin | has fangs ( or sharp teeth ) | has piercings ( ears ) | has piercings ( brow ) | has piercings ( nose ) | has piercings ( lip ) | has piercings ( tongue ) | wears makeup
( height )
4'11" and shorter | 5'0"-5'4" | 5'5"-5'8" | 5'9"-6'0" | 6'1"-6'4" | 6'5"-6'8" | 6'9" and taller
( body )
can shapeshift | disguises true form with glamour | has had plastic surgery | small frame | medium frame | large frame | skinny build | lanky build | lithe build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build | plump build | stout build | has wings | has birthmark | has scars | has burns | has stretchmarks | has tattoos | has piercings ( nipples ) | has piercings ( naval ) | shaves | waxes | trims | goes au naturale | has soft breasts | has heavy breasts | has round breasts | has pointy breasts | has multiple breasts | cup size a-c | cup size d-f | has wide hips | has narrow hips | has multi-genitalia | has thick length | has average length | has thin length | has uncut length | has cut length | has knotted length | has barbed length | 1-5" in length | 6-9" in length | 10" or over in length | has large balls | has medium-sized balls | has small balls | has slender thighs | has thick thighs | has toned thighs | has muscular thighs | has flat butt | has flabby butt | has thick butt | has toned butt | has muscular butt | has round butt | has square-shaped butt | has heart-shaped butt | has short legs | has long legs | has fish tail
( wardrobe )
wears jewelry | wears revealing clothing | wears form-fitting clothing | wears hot pants | wears mini-skirts | wears leather | wears spandex | wears latex & rubber | wears sexy costumes | wears stockings | wears fishnets | wears suits & tuxes | wears slinky dresses | wears opera gloves | wears heels | wears boots | wears flats | wears sandals | goes barefoot | goes ‘commando’ | wears boxers | wears briefs | wears boxer-briefs | wears boyshorts | wears panties | wears thongs | wears edible underwear | wears lingerie | wears corset | wears nightgowns | sleeps naked
SUBJECT SOUNDS / NOISES
has husky voice | has silvery voice | has honeyed voice | has gruff voice | has grating voice | has nasal voice | has loud / booming voice | has soft voice | has flat / monotonous voice | has croaky voice | has shrill voice | is silent / makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time | bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partner’s name | curses | fakes / exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud partner | is turned on by dirty talk | is turned off by dirty talk
POTENTIAL LOCATIONS / PLACES
in a bedroom | in a shower / bath | in a pool / ocean | in a lake / river | in a hot tub | in a kitchen | in a bathroom ( home ) | in a bathroom ( public ) | in a car | in a tent | in an alleyway | in a field / forest | at a school | in an empty / abandoned building | in a library | on a rooftop / terrace | in a dressing room | in an elevator | in a parking lot | at a museum | at a cemetery | at a beach | in a closet | at a hospital | in an office | in a locker room | in a laboratory | in a BDSM dungeon
SUBJECT EXPERIENCE
( firsts )
has had first crush | has gone on first date | has had first love | has had first heartache | has held hands with crush or partner for the first time | has cuddled with crush or partner for the first time | has had first kiss | has had first make-out session | has had first time | has been someone else’s first crush | has been someone else’s first love | has been someone else’s first kiss | has been someone else’s first time
( love life )
is single & happy | is single & lonely | is playing the field | is dating someone ( verse dependent ) | is engaged ( verse dependent ) | is married to one person ( verse dependent ) | is married to more than one person | is in an open relationship | is in a polyamorous relationship | is ( amicably ) divorced | is divorced & heartbroken | is divorced & bitter | has been remarried | has been widowed | has been dumped | has dumped someone | has been ghosted | has ghosted someone | has fallen for someone who didn’t return their feelings | has had to reject someone whom they did not have feelings for | has signed up for a dating app or website (verse dependent) | has gone on a blind date | has gone on an awful date | has gone on a so-so date | has gone on a great date
( offspring )
is fertile | is extremely fertile | is infertile | wants to have children because they love kids | wants to have children solely because they need an heir or want someone to carry on their legacy | unsure if they want to have children or not ( verse dependent ) | doesn’t want to have children ( verse dependent ) | gushes over cute babies | has had a kid ( or more ) | has had a grandkid ( or more ) | has forged a close bond with their child ( or children ) | has forged a close bond with their grandchild ( or grandchildren ) | has a distant relationship with their child ( or children ) | has a distant relationship with their grandchild ( or grandchildren )
( attractions )
has fantasized about someone | has found a stranger attractive | has found a famous person attractive | has found a superhero attractive | has found a friend attractive | has found a neighbor attractive | has found a total DILF or MILF attractive | has found a coworker or teammate attractive | has found a boss or superior attractive | has found a rival attractive | has found an enemy attractive
( sex life )
has had a fuck-buddy | has had a sugar daddy or sugar mama | has been a sugar daddy or sugar mama | has had a quickie | has had a threesome | has participated in an orgy (verse dependent) | has participated in a gangbang | has had vanilla sex | has had rough sex | has had incorporated BDSM elements during sex | has had incorporated roleplay elements during sex | has sent nudes (verse dependent) | has received nudes | has had phone sex | has had public sex | has had sex while drunk | has had sex while high | has had sex that they regret | has had sex that they will never forget | has had sex with somebody that they fell in love with | has had sex with a friend | has had hate sex | has had a one-night stand | has had sex with their neighbor | has had sex with a total DILF or MILF | has had sex with a coworker or teammate | has had sex with their boss or superior | has had sex with somebody older than them ( with both consenting parties being 18+ ) | has had sex with somebody younger than them ( with both consenting parties being 18+ ) | has been to a strip club | has been to a gay bar | has been to a brothel (verse dependent) | has been to a nudist beach | has been to an onsen ( or natural hot spring ) | has been to a bathhouse | has gone skinny-dipping | has gone streaking | has played 7 minutes in heaven or spin the bottle , or a raunchy game of truth or dare
TURN-ONS / KINKS
( #-L )
3+ penetration | affection | aftercare | anal fisting | aphrodisiacs | being begged | being bitten / marked | being called ‘daddy’ | being called ‘mommy’ | being choked | being degraded | being fingered | being handcuffed | being humiliated | being pegged | being rimmed | being scratched | being spanked | being teased | being tickled | being tied up | being watched ( by their partner ) | being watched ( by a third party ) | being whipped | being worshiped | begging | blindfolding | being blindfolded | bimbofication | biting / marking | blood play | body hair | breast play | breeding / impregnation | bukkake | calling their partner ‘daddy’ | calling their partner ‘mommy’ | casual nudity | choking | clit play | clothed sex | creampie | crossdressing | crying | corruption | cuddling | degrading | dirty talk | discipline / reinforcement | double penetration | ear play | exhibitionism | face-fucking | face-slapping | face-sitting | facial hair / beards | fangs / sharp teeth | fat play | fear | felching | femdom | fingering | food & drink play | footjobs | frotting | gags | giving anal | giving oral | giving praise | giving vaginal | glasses | gore | gun play | handcuffing | handjobs | having their face fucked | having their face slapped | having their face sat on | having their hair pulled | having their hands pinned | having toys used on them | humiliating their partner | humor | ice play | immobilization ( heavy bondage ) | infantilism | intelligence | intercrural sex | knife play | knotting / tying | large breasts | large cocks | latex / rubber | leash & collar | leather | licking | lingerie
( M-Z )
massages | master / pet | masturbation | muscles | navel play | nipple clamps | noticeable height difference ( 1-3 feet ) | noticeable height difference ( micro / macro ) | orgasm control / denial | pegging | photography / videotaping | piercings | pinning their partner’s hands | powerbottoming | pregnancy | prostate play | pulling their partner’s hair | receiving anal | receiving oral | receiving praise | receiving vaginal | rimming | roleplay | romance | roughness | sadomasochism | scat | scratching | sexual frustration | sexy clothing | singing / voice | small breasts | small cocks | small dom / big sub | snowballing | spanking | sparring / wrestling | soft cum facials | sounding | stockings | striptease | suspension bondage | tattoos / body art | teasing | tentacles | tickling | tit-fucking | tribadism / scissoring | tying their partner up | uniforms | using toys on their partner | vaginal fisting | vanilla sex | voluptuousness | vore | voyeurism | wardrobe malfunctions | watching their partner | watersports | wax play | whipping | wings | worshiping their partner
Tagged by: @leftmemories (thank you!!!)
Tagging: @gentlegently @silvaraoul @capitanmuerto @coinkill (just ‘cause I can) & who wants to do it!
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Rules! Tag (numbers) people you want to get to know!
I was tagged by @heliodora97 while between PCs, made a note not to forget that shit, promptly forgot that shit, and just remembered that shit 8,D
This got long (of course)
Name: Del Terance-Theodore Scott
Gender: Trans guy
Star Sign: Scorpio
Height: 4′10″, 147.32cm, a smol, just a real smol boy
Sexuality: 5.9 on the Kinsey scale. Like, maybe one woman in three hundred piques my interest, and that’s usually because they’re coded masculine. The entire nonbinary spectrum is a case-by-case deal, although again, I’m more inclined toward masc coding. Basically, I’m panromantic but with the BIGGEST FUCKING BIAS toward gay and 99.8% gay sexually, and since I’m in a monogamous relationship, identifying as gay is really just easier and more gender euphoric.
Also I wanna fuck the fish
What image do you have as your lock screen:
This has been my lock screen, header, and PC background for two years now and I do not anticipate it changing, thank you @nooneandeveryone
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Two or three notable teachers in college and a little schoolboy crush on my high school teacher because he liked and understood me better than 90% of the kids in Crazy Fundie School (he liked MST3K!!!)
Where do you hope to see yourself in 10 years: Holding a big folder of fanfiction marked “DONE” with a big red rubber stamp
If you could go anywhere else right now where would it be?: France, my fiance is probably on their second cup of morning coffee by now
What was your coolest Halloween costume?: Since Halloween is my birthday and Mom was INCREDIBLY patient and skilled, I had some real bangers. A few that stand out are Queen of the Butterflies and The Most Extra Grizabella the Glamour Cat Cosplay Ever because I am very very gay, plus a not-too-shabby DIY Pyramid Head costume for my last year ever going out. I think I’m proudest of the year I decided I wasn’t too old for trick-or-treating at the VERY last second, though--I found a huge picture frame and Mom pinned some fabric to the top as a backdrop and bam, I was a portrait. I taped a “plaque” made out of a post-it reading “(NAME), AUTHOR, AGE 9″ on the bottom because I had Aspirations. My arms were killing me from carrying it by the end of the night but folks loved it.
What was your favorite 90’s TV show?:
First fandom and one of the greatest.
Just don’t talk to me about the remake. Don’t fukken do it.
Last kiss?: Last August, at the airport...I wanna go drink coffee wah
Favorite book?:
BUT TO NAME A FEW
My love of Discworld and The Phantom Tollbooth should be very apparent, I adore short horror fiction, but one of my favorite unsung heroes is Bruce Coville. He was one of my greatest influences growing up, both through his books and through his stubbornness in getting anthologies aimed at kids with REAL stories published. Seriously, the Bruce Coville’s Book Of... series has To Serve Man, Zero Hour, It’s a Good Life, all these sci-fi classics that were in Real Adult Anthologies and the most fucking surreal shit I have ever read and I am counting my adult experiences. I read Joe R. Lansdale’s The Fat Man at 9 because Bruce Coville thought I should have that right and bless him, I have never been the same.
When I was 10, Mom found out that Bruce was doing school presentations in Michigan and made some calls (I was still homeschooled at the time) and got me in not just to see the presentation, but meet him in person beforehand and talk to him one-on-one. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life, but I spent a long time wondering if he’d still accept me if I met him as a trans gay adult, because part of being trans is having your fantasies cut short with “shit what if he misgendered me”.
So I wrote him a long letter about it and it turns out he’s progressive as fuck and totally accepts me and now we’re honest-to-God comment-on-each-other’s-posts Facebook friends.
No seriously. Sometimes your idols actually turn out to be heroes. Every time I see him lambast Trump my kokoro doki dokis and boy howdy that’s a lot of dokis.
Have you ever been stood up?: I dated all of two people before falling in love with Crow, so I didn’t really get the chance, which is probably a good thing?
Have you ever been to Las Vegas?: I lost two life’s savings on Neopets in one day when the slot machines came out, I spent everything I had and then sold one of my most expensive items and spent all of the proceeds from that, so I’m just gonna play the occasional quiet game of Poker Night 2 ok
Favorite pair of shoes: I have Achilles’ tendonitis so I can really only wear specific sneakers, but before we knew that, I used to beg Mom to let me buy boots at the Army Surplus store and I would wear them until the sides gave out (yes, the sides, my ankles are fucked up and weird). Gender euphoria to the NINES. I miss it augh.
Favorite fruit?: A L L OF T H E M
ok actually I’m not too much into citrus except for pomelos and kiwis are too sour and these things can fuck right off but buddy I avoid putting on stoner weight because I will just sit there slowly eating individual blueberries like a lizard for four hours, or crack open a can of jackfruit, or make myself positively ill on cherries, FRUIT IS AMAZING
I think if I absolutely HAD to choose, it’d be cherries. Cherries are Michigan’s Thing and we used to pick them ourselves from tourist farms and oh God I am forever spoiled on cherry flavor because that shit does NOT compare. It’s so good. It’s so so good.
Casul is a fruit bat for a reason ok
Stupidest thing you have ever done?:
Boy howdy that’s a long dark road to potentially go down so let’s have three lesser stupids instead of my sincere regrets:
--I got a virus when I was 15 and someone hacked my comp saying that if I didn’t give him my Neopets password he’d delete all my shit and I didn’t disconnect but instead made fun of him in whatever janky chat thing he installed because I didn’t think he could do it (he could) (funny in retrospect except I’m still pissed over losing all of my progress on the RM2K game I was making at the time)
--When I was but an amateur stoner I didn’t realize my body would lie to me about how much it could actually eat and I ingested so, so many cashews and then staggered into the bathroom and de-ingested them violently while my dumbass brain went “haha whoops”
--In Hawaii I fell on the sidewalk, completely erased the skin on my knee, terrified a family of Asian tourists by trying to patch up my profuse bleeding while the wind blew my hastily-bought medkit down the road, and spent two months nursing the two-inch-square wound it left behind. I have related this before. I have not related that the entire reason I tripped was I noticed a small dog on the other side of the street and got so excited I forgot how to walk.
I tag uhhhhh @thegrinningcrow, @qglas, @sugarburger, @machi-tobaye, @melancthe, @squid-ichorous, @panur, @i-like-too-many-boys, and @clumsyshark, but I would happily read responses from absolutely anyone, just tag me back please!
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I'd like to leave this here... How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Allegations
How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Allegations-- (credit to @DanielleMuscato on Twitter/insta/patreon and u/DanielleMuscato on reddit)
I'm seeing a lot of scared men right now. My heart aches for you. I get it: You're just trying to go about your day when in a mere instant, your whole life could be turned upside down. It's a scary world—you could lose everything, just because you were at the wrong place at the wrong time.
With that in mind, I present my Top 10 Tips for Staying Safe from false rape accusations:
If you go to a party, either have only one drink, or only drink soda or water, so you can keep your wits about you. Never get tipsy around people you don't know and trust fully—it could come back to haunt you later. Even around people you fully trust, remember that most false rape allegations come from people you know. Be vigilant!
Use the buddy system, so you always have a witness! Only go to the bathroom with a friend, or ideally with a group of friends. Always have a friend walk you to your car, in case you run into a strange woman in the parking garage. Never go camping or hiking or biking or running or even just walking alone. NEVER go to a bar or concert or party or event alone; that is just asking for it.
If you're going out anywhere, make sure you text the specifics of your plans to at least one or two trusted friends, in case they need to verify your whereabouts to police later. You may also consider using a location sharing app so you have proof of where you were and when.
If you're going to exercise, make sure that you bring a friend, or even better, just exercise at home. Never go through a park alone. There might be a woman there who could accuse you.
When you're heading to class or work, never listen to music or podcasts on headphones. You need to listen carefully to your surroundings to make sure no woman is accusing you of anything.
When you're getting into your car at the end of the day, always check your backseat to make sure there aren't any women hiding back there. Never take shortcuts through alleys or parking lots that aren't extremely well lit, in case a woman is hiding there, waiting to accuse you.
Only take out the trash, walk the dog, get your mail, go to the ATM, or get gas during daylight hours. Most false rape accusations happen at night, and you don't want to become a statistic. If you MUST go out alone at night, make sure to get your phone out of your pocket and start recording video. Grasp the phone between your fingers so it's not obvious, but keep it ready in case a strange woman approaches you.
It's expensive to take Uber or Lyft all the time, I know. But never use public transportation after dark. It's just too risky. Indecent exposure and groping accusations are very common on the subway, and you can easily avoid this by simply taking a cab instead. Protect yourself.
Never rent ground-floor apartments, and make sure you lock all your windows at night, even if it's hot out. You never know if a woman is going to break into your bedroom to accuse you while you are asleep.
Last but not least, even if you follow all these tips, you could still be falsely accused. After all, no matter what steps you take to prevent it, it's simply a fact of life that every year, a low single-digit percentage of rape allegations will turn out to be false, on par with other false allegations of felonies, and that's just a sad truth we all have to live with. You can take precautions, but that's all you can do. Hope this helps.
-This is clearly satire however it does depict an interesting parallel to what women have been constantly told to prevent being raped, which then tends to put blame on the victim when it does happen.
Edit: fixed weird word bolding
Edit 2: as I've stated to some of the initial comments I am not the author of this piece, I wish I knew who was so I can credit them but when I stumbled upon it (on Facebook) it was reposted as a comment without credit. I just wanted to share because. It's an interesting think piece that might allow for some discussion and parallels to be drawn. The only part I personally wrote was the end to explain its satirical.
Edit 3: the word sarcastic to satire because this post isn't meant to come off as dismissing false rape accusations but is instead a commentary on victim blaming and these exact points being constantly told to women so that they can prevent being raped.
UPDATE: AUTHOR FOUND PLEASE GIVE HER ALL THE CREDIT! @DanielleMuscato on Twitter/insta/patreon and u/DanielleMuscato on reddit she did an amazing think piece on Twitter that lead to this post "what would you do if men had a 9 pm curfew" and the responses are fascinating! Go check it out give her a follow, she also hosts @RESISTpodcast, and is a civil rights activist so please show her some love!!
Her message: I'm the author of the post about how to avoid false allegations, although for some reason I appear to be unable to post on /r/TwoXChromosomes.
As you said, yes, this is clearly satire. The purpose of satire is not to belittle serious problems but to shame society into improving itself. As a civil-rights activist, writer, and public speaker, I do not see satire, aka humor-as-activism, as a negative thing by any stretch, especially when it works.
I got the idea for this post based on responses by thousands of women to a recent tweet of mine that went viral, in which I asked fellow women, as a thought experiment: "What would you do if all men had a 9pm curfew?" and imploring men to read the replies and learn something from us. I don't think I'm allowed to link to it directly, but it's easy to find if you google it and currently pinned on my Twitter (my Reddit username is my real name).
I'm glad this has resonated with so many people, both women and men and nonbinary folks. Street harassment, rape, date rape, sexual assault, and sexual harassment are overwhelmingly familiar topics to every single woman I know, and sadly, every girl I know, too. Even though these crimes are overwhelmingly committed by men against women, most (straight, cis) men seem to be either completely oblivious to this issue at all, or barely cognizant of it as a real problem.
Things are JUST STARTING to change with #metoo—and now with the Kavanaugh hearings—I feel like we're at the cusp of a very real shift in the way society approaches what is normal and acceptable for courtship, was is normal and acceptable for workplace behavior, and what is normal and acceptable behavior for acquaintances and strangers. We are having a real moment for women's rights and I'm beyond thrilled that men are finally starting to understand the depth and universality of this horrible reality.
Thanks for your post! - Danielle
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/9kzs2s/id_like_to_leave_this_here_how_to_protect
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Various Characters I meant to post Months ago
Various Characters of mine
I have so many I want to write (some) of them down! This is a suuuuuper long post so more under the cut! Includes a spy, a crime lord/activist, and a bargaining warlock (I have to reblog this later bc tumblr threw a hissy fit about the length)
X
- Kinda in a Bond-esque spy agency, but more of a contractor
- When everything goes to shit, you can count on them to fix it
- Nonbinary protege of whoever is in charge of the tech division (Mezza? Sloane? Dixon? idk, but they have a hell of a shady past and there’s like… noooothing that can keep Sloane out of computer systems)
- X isn’t formally recognized by APO (authorized personnel only, the spy agency) but they do have access to all information because of a backdoor Sloane made
- So I guess the name is Sloane
- Anyways, X goes on the black ops of black ops, typically with either mercenaries or no back-up at all
- Thus trust issues and like the opposite of dependency - they have so much trouble asking for things but are willing to help anyone or offer material assistance - if they have it
- X is nonbinary and really doesn’t have any preferences on pronouns, as long as they aren’t he/him or she/her
- They’re also autistic and shut down if there’s too much loud noise or if they’re just too tired for some reason - sometimes this means going nonverbal or just Not Functioning and their favorite way to feel better is to sit on the ground, wrap themselves in a blanket and listen to music - so in conclusion they don’t really use guns unless there’s a silencer, and they aren’t v good with them
- A huge part of their espionage function is language!
- They speak German, Spanish, Japanese, FSL, and ASL all idiomatically
- They also speak Russian, French, and Afrikaans, but not fluently
- They can swear and count to ten in Korean and Czech
- They’re pursuing a PhD in computational linguistics, though APO gets in the way
- They’re 24, and have a bizarre set of skills because both of their job, previous jobs and jobs they hold as a cover to pretend they pay their taxes, and special interests
- Sloane is only 7 years older than them, and recruited X out of high school
- At first it was small things, like ‘pick up this book from Elm Street and drop it at Main’ but it got bigger after they graduated
- When X turned 18, they went through formal training - protocol, combat, and analysis
- They’d done some martial arts before hand, but not much punching, mostly kicking, throws, and staffs (5 and 6 feet)
- X’s main job is to clean up messy situations, usually by stealing things or extractions, and their own ops are less combat oriented than the clean ones
- X is not the best at math, not by a long shot, but they can see patterns from a mile away
- “I am the fact guardian, guardian of the facts!” “Puzzles quiver before them!” “FUCK OFF”
- They do simple division when bored and solve a lot of math things by finding patterns and using them
- X is both their designation in the agency (as in ‘x factor’) and their actual name- they use an alias for college
- They live with a few people, most of whom complain at their erratic sleep schedule and ask that please, for the love of god, X gets sleep meds and just a solid 8 hours, for once
- Sloane eventually sends X on an op to extract Mel, Sloane’s girlfriend and top operative
- X doesn’t know what to tell Mel, so mostly they just tell them that things will be answered later
- Mel asks Sloane, who reluctantly explains X’s role, and this sets some things into motion of X eventually being brought into the spotlight
- They have several hearings about their activities
- Eventually, Seville (who runs things? I guess) tells them to carry on as they do, reporting directly to Sloane, but they are recognized now by the APO
- There are three other things I want to fit in:
- Goes missing for [period of time], leaving a very close friend behind, comes back after being presumed dead and no memories, apparently solved a conspiracy and now has many illegal friends who all enjoy thievery
- Magic is a thing (because it wouldn’t be my words if it wasn’t lmao) and common enough that people know it exists but rare enough that it’s kinda intimidating and sometimes people will freak out about it, despite plenty of people having it.
X has/develops magic at some point but is terrified to tell anyone and tries to hide it from their team (which is now their family, love that trope) because they don’t want to be barred from the APO, but it comes out accidentally during a mission
- X’s infodumping saves the day somehow
The Celestian
- K so this is more about an organization, but the Celestian lives in a like a 1920s fantasy setting and likes dancing
- They run a social activism group masquerading as a crime network that uses queer bars and stuff as fronts
- To get money, they dance competitively with their bodyguard and d8m8, the BFF (butch femme fatale) who identifies as a nb lesbian
- To get into any of the places where actual political dismantling and activism happens, who have to have very specific patterns on your nails - nail painting is a method of communication and is also a huge teambuilding exercise
- There are different codes for everything
- When cops try and get in (they can only find the places if they have a member of the Queer Folk), the code is “blue denim” and then the person caught tells the police they need nail polish and then laugh as they get caught, as if they were bullshitting the whole thing
- Other things are called “10:50 am” which looks like a sleepy eye
- Or “songbird rhapsody” which is also a popular song that the Celestian sings at clubs
- Or “money” which is just a green splotch on all the nails
- If you’re a member of the Queer Folk, you get a crate monthly of money and nail polish, and special things on birthdays and holidays
- The Queer Folk do everything from organize protests to take kids in and try to pay for their education through crime - as in robbery from different places
- Their crimes always have a certain flair to them - they value creativity and snazziness
- The Celestian is like 5’ 3” (which, to be fair, is 3 inches taller than I am) and the BFF picks them up a lot
- They don’t like alcohol or caffeine but drink herbal tea 24/7
- If they don’t, something is very, very wrong
- They have a prosthetic leg
Red
- Literally in high school
- A warlock! They traded their gender and all “gender identifying features” to a trans demon for magic powers
- The demon mostly asks them to get coffee and stuff because the demon isn’t very good at bargaining and just wanted Red’s gender, but it’s expected of a patron to keep using the warlock for things
- (on the demon phone) “hey so this is super duper important and if you could get it in the next half hour that’s the best thing”
“what is it”
“alright so go to the corner of Lincoln and Greenleaf, turn three times to your right, once to your left, and a door should open behind you. Don’t try to turn towards it, just fall backwards”
“if I fall onto poison ivy or concrete I’m breaking my fucking contract”
“No, no no no, you’ll appear in that good good heaven spot”
“… the coffee shop?”
- Red focuses on science in their school
- Every interaction is a deal. E V E R Y I N T E R A C T I O N
- Breakfast? “I’ll give you the salt if you hand over the pancakes”
- Entering a building? “Hold the door open and I’ll give you praise”
- School? “You want me to tell you what I do in my spare time? Give me an A on my midterm and I’ll tell you”
- The last one has left a lot of teachers confused and more than a little scared of the silly little nerd in their class
- Honestly, they have straight A’s because they make deal after deal about grades. They never cheat on tests, but they make deals, hold people to them, and know what they’re doing
- Red’s demon is getting a little worried with all the deals
- Red is most accustomed to deals rather than anything else because they think that unequal exchange (i.e., gifts) is really suspect
- That said, Red has no problems altering “equal” exchange to benefit them
- If they ever became a business owner, they would be terrifying
- They want everything to turn out the best it can for every one but… are not fans of laws
- They have many Opinions on law, its enforcement, and the government
- That cousin that will tell you constantly about how the government is corrupt and should be rebooted with the youngest people as the primary interest
- Anarchy? Not quite, but revolution? Most definitely
- No angst, just high school silliness and chaos
- Has no idea what’s going on 90% of the time - a kid on a sportsball team did something amazing, people started treating him like shit for adults liking him, and Red had no idea until like 3 months later
- Red just kinda lives in their head
- Did they hear what you just said? Nah, but they sure did hear that wristwatch every time it clicked on the second.
- Likes the sound of adventure, but mostly gets lost in Ikea and makes deals with the eldritch monsters in the mattress section
- SUCH A SHITTY SENSE OF DIRECTION, COULD GET LOST IN A GRID WITH MAPS AT EVERY INTERSECTION
- Charismatic, but mostly in the sense of lying their ass off and persuading people
- Once tried to go a day without making a deal (on a dare), ended by making a deal to not have to ever do that again
- Businesses both hate and love them - they pay for nothing but will bargain away odd things of equivalent value every time and catch shoplifters, dislikes shoplifters because it’s not a fair trade
- Bizarrely good luck with finding things in pockets, particularly to “pay” for things
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BOLDED is ❛ yes ❜ / bold + italic is a favorite /. italics is ❛ conditional ❜ or ❛ partner-dependent . ❜ STRUCK THROUGH is ❛ no . ❜
INCLINATIONS / HABITS .
submissive / dominant / prefers to top / prefers to bottom / likes to switch / heterosexual / gay / lesbian / bisexual / pansexual / asexual / demisexual / enjoys sex with men / enjoys sex with women / enjoys sex with nonbinary individuals / enjoys sex with multiple people at a time / initiates / waits for partner to initiate / spits / swallows / morning sex / night sex / sex any time / no sex drive / low sex drive / average sex drive / high sex drive / hypersexual / fluctuating sex drive
BODY &. APPEARANCE.
slender build / medium build / athletic build / muscular build / curvy build / voluptuous / chubby build / wears boxers / wears boxer briefs / wears lingerie / goes commando / shaves / trims / waxes / does not shave/wax / cup size a-c / cup size d-f / 1-5” in length / 6-9” in length / 10” or over in length
SOUNDS.
silent / quiet / loud / grows in volume over time / bites hand / bites partner / bites pillow to muffle self / calls out partners name / curses / fakes / exaggerates / prefers a quiet partner / prefers a loud partner / prefers a partner who grows in volume over time / turned on by dirty talk / turned off by dirty talk
TURN - ONS / KINKS .
having their hands pinned / pinning partner’s hands / having own hair pulled / pulling parner’s hair / being watched ( by their partner ) / being watched ( by a third party ) / watching their partner / receiving oral / giving oral / giving praise / receiving praise / biting or marking / being bitten or marked / spanking / being spanked / teasing / being teased / having toys used on them / using toys on their partner / giving anal / receiving anal / choking /being choked / dirty talk / being tied up / tying partner up / being worshipped / worshipping partner / humiliating / being humiliated / degrading / being degraded / knife play / blood play / being pegged / pegging partner / partner wearing lingerie / wearing lingerie / whipping / being whipped
PLACES .
bedroom / shower / bath / pool / ocean / kitchen / home bathroom / public restroom / car / tent / alleyway / field / forest / school / empty or abandoned building / library / rooftop / terrace / dressing room
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