#touhou tei

[dadene]

東方永夜抄_因幡てゐ

[tribow]

A small collection of artists making the same joke about the announcement of Touhou 17: Wily Beast and Weakest Creature.

I'm sure there's more, but this is what I found.

No need for any translation I'm sure you can tell what's going on.

Art by wai-tei, ashiyu, and moyazou

Sources: 1 2 3

[sinners-of-twerksokyo]

"Hehe it would be such a shame if no one in this forest didn't didn't do anything lewd to my big fat bunny buns~"

send asks pls

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

With the popularity of Planet of the Bass I've noticed a lot of people getting eurobeat and eurodance confused. This is understandable but also REALLY funny to me as a eurobeat girlie. Reigning Eurobeat queen Odyssey (you may know her as the girl behind "Discord I'm howlin at the moon") has a good Twitter thread on the subject, but to add my own summary that's hopefully not too jargon-y:

It's PROBABLY EUROBEAT if:

Main lyrical themes are cars/driving/going Very Fast, Touhou, My Little Pony, or Japan (though the latter is more of a grey area since Japan comes up as a theme in some eurodance as well)

Between every verse is a synthesizer riff that sounds too fast to ever possibly be played live by human hands

There's a section where all but the last word or so of every line is omitted (this is where "dancing, we wanna feel the light is flashing, I send the power to myself" becomes "dancing... flashing... to myself")

There's an electric guitar solo (may or may not be synthesized)

The rhythm is a straight four-on-the-floor beat, aka it sounds like WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP

There's car vroom vroom sound effects

It's PROBABLY EURODANCE (at least as opposed to eurobeat) if:

There's a rapper

Themes include world peace or partying (there are SOME party eurobeat songs but not as many, and it's not like eurobeat is pro-war, they're just driving too fast to think about it)

It's more downtempo

The rhythm is a shuffle beat, aka it sounds like WA-WOMP WA-WOMP

It's in a language other than English or Japanese

It's DEFINITELY eurobeat if:

The YouTube thumbnail looks like this or otherwise involves an anime character and a car

Eurobeat songs you may know include Running in the 90s, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas, The Top, Night of Fire, and an honorable mention to The Living Tombstone's remix of Odyssey's eurobeat remix of Discord.

Eurodance songs you may know include Every Time We Touch, Butterfly, Caramelldansen, Cotton-Eye Joe (yes, really!), Dragostea Din Tei, and Blue.

HOPE THIS HELPS!!!!!!!

[2hufigures]

Touhou Project - Syameimaru Aya (Pururun Tei)

[as-easel]

ah my favourite touhou. tei.

[touhoutunes]

Title: Jumpyon 77

Arrangement: わさもん

Album: RoYAL MiLK TEi

Circle: dBu Music

Original: White Flag of Usa Shrine

[vhscassette]

tewiinaba

[chenkari]

sketchy messy tewi for easter. haven’t drawn her in a long time. 

[dadene]

東方永夜抄/因幡てゐ

[idkrnnn]

You should draw tewi xD

bunnyyyyy

[sinners-of-twerksokyo]

10 years it is! here's my credit card, how about we spend that much time fucking~?

*Tewi giggles, taking the credit card and jiggling it against his buldge now* mhmhm~ fine with me~ how much is on this thing~ 500 yen~

[renakobonb-blog]

てゐっ

[hachigatsu96]

be careful! its tewi!

[please dont repost/use my art w/o my consent!]

[2hufigures]

Touhou Project - Himekaidou Hatate - Syameimaru Aya (Shin Nippori Kira Kira Tei)

[moved-to-antonyator]

hooman