#tq incorrect quotes

[needsmorewlw]

Jacob: Wow it kinda smells like wrongdog in here.

Dylan:

Jacob:

Dylan: Awh, buddy-

Jacob: [tearing up] ask.

[yuutsunaoi-bsd]

Atsushi: Killing me or Dazai being proud of you?

Akutagawa: ... Both.

Atsushi: Hey- You can’t do both-

Akutagawa: I can kill you with my love looks and edgy personality AND make Dazai proud.

Atsushi: What?

Akutagawa: What.

[askfriskandcompany]

What are some fun cannon interactions that aren't relevant to the story and are too short for a storytime

(Kinda incorrect quotes style)

Not what you asked for, but here’s some Incorrect Quotes I generated.

-TQ

[jonatits]

Hey cutieeeee. Hydrangea and buttercup for the f/o ask game?

F/O Ask Game

Hhajakwkka Hi lovelyy tq for the ask

buttercup - give an incorrect quote of you and your f/o.

one

Robert: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Al: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

two

Al: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Robert: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Al: I said within reason, Robert. How about I murder that guy?

Robert: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Al: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

hydrangea - list your full playlist for your f/o.

SOmETImes 😔

ALl👁️

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✨ThInsk✨

ABaOut🥸📸📸

iS😩

👻👻YOu👻👻

I have shit taste in music bro-

[solipseismic]

incorrect quotes!

THANK U FOR THE TAG @vellichor-virgo IM GIGGLING (using this generator)

Ira Neda: Do you take constructive criticism? Alan Wilson: I only take cash or credit.

this is funny bc ira proceeds to just criticize him anyway

Ira Neda: Must be hard not being able to laugh Alan Wilson: I do have a sense of humor you know Ira Neda: I’ve never heard you laugh before Alan Wilson: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

canon!

Nix: What time is it? Ruarc: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Ruarc: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Bricriu: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Ruarc: It’s 2 am

AMSMFSMDMFMD. the plot of tq. 

Nix: What do you think Ruarc will do for a distraction? Bricriu: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Bricriu: ... or they could do that.

Blue: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Shrike: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

and from new upcoming project: when shrike says this he really means he would murder them 

Blue: This is bothering me. Shrike: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Blue: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

tagging @petrichordiam ,  @47crayons ,  @clownbasedintrigue ,  and anyone else who wants to do this!! really. anyone. i MEAN it.