#traffic life spoilers

[stiffyck]

thATS MY FUCKING GUY I WILL NEVER SHUT UP HE FUCKING WON HE HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS AND NO ALLIES BUT HE DID IT!!!! THE FUCKING VILLAIN WON!!!!!!!

[pixiemage]

Etho Slab’s biggest obsessors fans, ladies and gentlemen

[hermitpermits]

Limited Life is a comedy series.

[lunarcrown]

The way everyone was down bad for etho in that first episode….

[im-not-mad-just-dissapointed]

I made this in like 5 minutes bc it made me giggle

(Based on when he tried to help the wither kill Scott)

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

i tried making a comic of something that i thought would be funny in a later limited life session but stuff happened and i gave up

it's really unfinished and my art style is still going through puberty but here you go

[raichett]

Utterly enthralled with the inexorable and absolute inevitability of death in Limited Life. The way that even if you did everything “right” to extend your own time, eventually you will run out of people to kill, and the timer is still ticking down.

All this violence is inherently pointless: no one is getting out of there alive. They never would in any of the Traffic Life series - but this time it’s front and centre, no “last survivor walks away from the bloodshed” possibility, no arguing that their fate isn’t sealed from the very first second all the way to the last.

But it’s just human nature to grasp and struggle for every last second, for every last breath, for every last fleeting moment of time. Survival is the oldest instinct; but there’ll be no surviving this.

Damn this is gonna be a good series.

[mooblooms-and-glares]

Alright so to the best of my knowledge, this is the chain of events so far (I've only had time to watch Grian's episode so far so correct me if I'm wrong):

Scar starts up his usual salesman bit

Jimmy offers bamboo as a barter

Scar and Bdubs laugh at him

Jimmy tramples a few of their crops in retaliation of the bullying

Cleo burns down the mansion in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Joel gets boogeyman next episode and decides he wants to kill one of the Clockers in retaliation of the arson in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Bad Boys build a bread bridge to blow up the Clockers for the Boogeyman kill

Clockers burn down the mansion again in retaliation of the murder in retaliation of the arson in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Nosey Neighbors help the Clockers grief the bread bridge in addition to arson 2.0 in retaliation of the murder in retaliation of the original arson in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Bad Boys vow to take over the server with Bread Bridge in retaliation of the griefing in addition to arson 2.0 in retaliation of the murder in retaliation of the original arson in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Or, in short:

Please tell me this feud keeps going I want this meme to be completely incomprehensible by the end of the series

[fagdykegtws]

"if there's rank there's top and bottom, there's only two of us and your name is actually top so that makes me bottom" skizz what the actual fuck

[inkydiamonds]

Love me a man who will just lie for fun

[lt-catbolt]

waiting for the day when Tango does a reaction to his own episode 6 and acts the context of imaginary!Tango

[sentientstump]

impending doom

[pixiemage]

Jimmy out here saying what we’re all thinking

[astronomical-bagel]

[marokra]

jimmy deciding to make his own base in pearl’s mound house and then impulse inviting everyone to move in w/o her permission and then the entire server showing up is the most sibling-like thing i’ve seen. found family is winning today boys

[thecoddaughter]

Alliance Chart Session 2

reminder if I missed any just comment and I'll add it to the thing for next time. :)