JIMMY MCGILL/SAUL GOODMAN from BREAKING BAD/BETTER CALL SAUL
JUSTIFICATIONS:
"jesse we need to go to los PRONOUNS HORMONES to cook ESTROGEN for saul GOODWOMAN!!!" - Anonymous
"breaking bad if it was woke: jesse we need to go to LOS PRONOUNS HORMONES to make ESTROGEN for saul GOODWOMAN !!!!
^ except im being so fr. i think if she knew she was a woman she would still be living in lesbian slippin jimmy bliss with kim, like, none of that other stuff wouldve happened." - Anonymous
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Before Showtime
Jimmy Mcgill x Reader
Words: 407
Tags: Smut, bathroom sex, creampie,
“Oh, Ah, jesus fuck, kid!” Jimmy couldn’t keep his voice down if he tried, not that he wanted to. He was quite enjoying fucking you against the bathroom wall, he had just entered a break period during one of his court cases and decided he needed to cool off. Apparently his way of “cooling off” was getting extraordinarily sweaty and crinkling his clothing.
“Oh, yeah, you uh…You like that?” He breathed heavily giving you sloppy open-mouthed kisses as you moaned against him, your arms twined over his neck pushing him closer. He currently had your legs on either side of his hips and his fingers gripped your hips, struggling to keep you up long enough for him to finish.
“God, you’re such a slut, you really just came here so I can put my dick in you?” His voice kept edging you on, you blushed wildly as he continued dirty talking in your ear, his cock slowing down to pump into you with deep strokes.
“What, the lawyer got your tongue?” He teased trying to get your response before shushing your moans with another light kiss. He brought himself as close as possible to you, chest heaving to your own as he staved off his orgasm with slower strokes, “I’m not gonna last like this…” He chuckled breathing heavily into your ear, he made a few harsh pants trying to steady his breathing.
“Do…Do you uh, mind if I…?” He asked quietly, his fingers gently brushing over your hip bones, he was even taking the courtesy of asking if he could pump you full of his cum, how cute.
You nodded vigorously, feeling yourself clamp around his throbbing cock, as soon as you accepted Jimmy’s deal he let out a low groan, “Thank god, cause I’m pretty sure I’ve already come at least once…” He exhaled as he gave a few more haphazard pumps before fully seating himself inside and letting loose, “Oh, oh fuck…” He whined letting his cum spurt into you, your head hit the back wall as you felt him bottom out in you, a nice warm and full feeling.
“Hah, ah…I think I’m late for my client's hearing…” He admitted sheepishly before unceremoniously pulling out from you. He took a moment to pull himself together before exiting the bathroom stall, he gave you a quick kiss on your temple.
“Thanks for uh, coming by, you have no idea how much I needed that…”
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September, 2029.
*Iris playing video games*
*Jimmy sits down on the couch next to them*
Jimmy: Hey, it's a beautiful Saturday. Let's go do something. I found this place on the Delaware river where you can rent everything, even the fishing poles.
Iris: You want to go fishing?
Jimmy: I dunno. You said sometimes you felt more like a son than a daughter. This is me trying to do the father-son bonding thing. Am I doing it wrong?
Iris: You know what? I'd love to. Sounds fun.
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Supply Rental Cashier: Ok Mr. Polastri. You're gonna go down to the banks, between the rowboats and the kayaks. The safety instructor is going to give you a brief orientation about the life jackets and whatnot. Then you and your granddaughter can shove off!
Iris: Hey! That's my dad! (These kinds of misunderstandings were never not embarrassing)
Supply Rental Cashier: Sorry. In any case, enjoy your trip.
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Jimmy: Alright now I know you might be a little squeamish using live bait. But you know worms actually have nine hearts. And it's debated whether they even can feel pain in the same way that we-
*Iris stabs the hook clean through the worm perfect on the first try*
Jimmy: Oh look, you got it. Actually, can you do mine? Mine's off-center and it looks like it's already starting to wriggle off the hook. To be honest, I closed my eyes doing it.
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Jimmy: So I don't want to be over simplistic about it, but I have to ask. What does this mean in terms of... you know... bringing someone home? I mean girls? Boys? You're almost twelve; I assume you have some idea of who you like by now.
Iris: I dunno. There are some pretty girls I've noticed I guess... What's that look for?
Jimmy: I'm a little relieved, is all. If you had a girlfriend, I'd have advice on how to treat her. If you were my daughter and you had a boyfriend, I'd have advice on how he should be treating you. But two boys? I'm not homophobic or anything; I'd just be out of my depths. I've always gotten along better with women. All the relationships I've had with other men were...
*Jimmy trails off, laughing darkly*
Iris: Dad, I'm still figuring out what gender I am. Let alone whether I'm "gay" whatever that would mean in this context. And besides, I've got too much on my mind right now. Too many things I want to do with my life. Love would just feel like a distraction.
Jimmy: Yeah this is definitely a conversation you should be having with your mom.
Iris: *Loud sigh* You should have seen the look on her face when I came out to her.
Jimmy: You're more alike than you might think.
Iris: I can just tell she doesn't believe me.
Jimmy: Well she has less experience than I do dealing with freaks. And I mean that as a compliment! But seriously, I'd be lying if I said I fully understood it either. But I'm adding a 'yet' to that statement. I'm not a grammar nazi; you want to say 'they/them' is a singular pronoun, who am I to argue? I promise, your mother might not get her head around it, but she'll respect the ground rules you lay down. I think she's just scared. No matter how you look, I think she'd want to tell you not to walk the streets after dark, and to keep your hand over your drink when talking to strangers.
Iris: Her neuroticism is going to crush me.
Jimmy: She's not wrong though.
(Silence)
Jimmy: Come to think of it, I did have one male friend. I've told you about Marco, right?
*Iris nods*
Iris: I've always liked that ring. Can I have it? I mean... when I go off to college or something?
*Jimmy looks off into the sunset pensively, then begins to take the pinky ring off*
Jimmy: Hell, you can have it right now.
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*Both admiring the boney minnow they caught*
Iris: Those pole rentals are a rip-off. Next time, we should just buy our own.
Jimmy: You mean it?
Iris: Why did you wait for me to be tomboy before you thought to try this?
Jimmy: If you haven't noticed, I try to avoid the great outdoors whenever possible.
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