#trevor zegras penalty box

[quinnylouhughesx43]

i just needed this as a gif so here’s Z in his timeout breaking cameras :)

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box— Trevor’s Caddies Edition

SERIES MASTERLIST

might regret posting at midnight but here we go!

yourusername

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yourusername my baby boy daddy sir boyfriend went to the rocket mortgage classics a couple days ago and my best friend number two was his caddy (and i was his trophy almost wife)!

i got sunburned (dw trevy is taking care of me ;)) but my boys had fun together so it was worth it! i don’t understand golf, but trevor was happy at the end of the day, so WOOOO GOD BABY!!! SO PROUD OF YOU, KING! (he tries to explain it, but i simply cannot. i prefer to sit and look pretty)

the day was filled of me catcalling and teasing them and that obviously added to the amazing day we all had!

p.s. thanks for the big girl drinky drinks🩷

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trevorzegras you calling me a zexy zaddy in public was definitely an experience❤️ i love you, forever, my preciously deranged almost wife!

yourusername i love you, always, my cuter than a basket of puppies almost husband!

trevorzegras why couldn’t you have screamed that?

yourusername that’s less fun

jackhughes @/trevorzegras that is less fun, zexy zaddy

trevorzegras @/jackhughes die

user44 oh i’m a whore for these pictures

lhughes_06 @/trevorzegras get your hand off my sister’s thigh

trevorzegras luke, when a man loves a woman…

lhughes_06 @/trevorzegras STOP

yourusername @/lhughes_06 don’t worry, lukey moosey! trevor wasn’t rabid at the golfy thingy

lhughes_06 @/yourusername that implies he’s rabid at other times

jamie.drysdale @/lhughes_06 so is she

yourusername and i wear that title proudly

user18 PEOPLE DIED THIS DAY

colecaufield my personal favorite y/n quote today is “swing the club harder than you swing at me”

trevorzegras this was not mine! she already bruises so easily it looks like i beat her!

yourusername @/trevorzegras so stop beating me

trevorzegras @/yourusername THIS ISN’T A JOKE! I TREAT YOU SO WELL! YOU’RE GOING TO GET ME CANCELLED!

yourusername 🙄 psa to everybody that trevor actually treats me like the princess i am and kisses the random bruises i wake up with

trevorzegras @/yourusername thank you!

colecaufield psa to everyone that y/n actually swings at trevor

_quinnhughes @/colecaufield you’re telling me she didn’t swing at you?

colecaufield @_quinnhughes no she threw a small rock at me

yourusername @/colecaufield and i’ll do it again

user26 fuck i’m in love with all three of them

_quinnhughes sissy tell me you didn’t get piss drunk off “big girl drinky drinks” at the golfing range

yourusername i did not get piss drunk at the golfing range

trevorzegras she got piss drunk at cole’s

yourusername that i did do

colecaufield she was watered and fed

yourusername but i didn’t grow :(

_quinnhughes @/yourusername good stay small forever

jackhughes @_quinnhughes you just like the fact that she’s shorter than you

colecaufield @/jackhughes i do, too

jackhughes but did you annoy larkin?

yourusername relentlessly 🥰

colecaufield he somehow found her “adorable”

trevorzegras @/colecaufield me too

jackhughes @/trevorzegras simp

yourusername @/trevorzegras SIMP

user4 cole as z’s caddy is everything to me

user16 aw they played hockey foreplay <3

yourusername AHA I’M SAYING THIS FOREVER NOW

jamie.drysdale i miss you :(

yourusername i miss you too, jamie baby! just a few more weeks til camp🩵

jamie.drysdale ditch trevor and come see me

trevorzegras @/yourusername please don’t

yourusername @/jamie.drysdale sorry jamie baby, my almost husband used please!

_alexturcotte @/yourusername and if i said i miss you?

yourusername @_alexturcotte please don’t bc i’d literally burn the world for you

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras take her lighters

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes already done

yourusername i- i don’t actually know how to burn the world????

jackhughes @/yourusername we can’t take any chances

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername it’s something you would do

yourusername @/jackhughes @/jamie.drysdale you two are the first to go

user56 i need more sissy quotes of the day

colecaufield “i don’t know what a birdie is but if you don’t make it i will throw my drink at you”

trevorzegras “spice it up, cockfield! hit him with the flag!”

colecaufield “i will take the clubs and leave you if you don’t give me a kiss right now”

trevorzegras “good put, daddy!“ (she has never once called me daddy)

yourusername personally i liked “i will shove this club up your butt if you don’t make this”

trevorzegras @/yourusername stop saying you’re going to shove things up my butt

yourusername @/trevorzegras i need house decor

trevorzegras @/yourusername are you insinuating that you live up my butt?”

yourusername @/trevorzegras yes🩵

_quinnhughes i hate this

yourusername @_quinnhughes i love you

_quinnhughes @/yourusername yeah yeah i love you too

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reblogs appreciated!

[1-800-iluvhockey]

HELLO

[kawhh]

Tiny first edit of yesterday, but his hair is so pretty

[itsnotgray]

gray’s fic recs

my tagging/recommendation system is a mess beyond the point of fixing, so i made a masterlist. (i’ll slowly be adding fics to this!)

- an asterisk is next to players who play for the ahl team of said nhl team

- if works focused on more than one person, they’re listed under the other people, but only tagged in the first one you see in the list.

- also, apologies if the links don’t work correctly, it is in fact my first time making a masterlist

NHL/AHL

Anaheim Ducks

Jamie Drysdale

hey roomie by @emaanemaa

- trevor and jamie threesome. that's right, that's all it took to get you to go read it.

Trevor Zegras

chameleon by @hischierhaze

- listen- if you're someone who, whether it be consciously or unconsciously, changes themselves and their personality for those around them, or you have a history of it- please read this. I promise you, you won't regret it.

now that we don't talk by @sc0tters

- it's a toxic relationship with trevor, of course I'm gonna eat it up (she might end with trevor... or she might not. you'll never know if you don't read it.)

hey roomie by @ emaanemaa (fic linked above under jamie)

the penalty box series by @starsandhughes

I- if you're not already keeping up with this series... where have you been? every update is laugh out loud hilarious, and leaves you itching for more.

cruel weather- apart of the penalty box series by @starsandhughes

cruel weather gets it's own link because of the amount of emotional damage this inflicted upon me.

Arizona Coyotes

Boston Bruins

Buffalo Sabres

Devon Levi

like it very much by @jackhues

there aren’t many devon fics (which there totally should be), but the way i squealed when i read this one. further affirmed the fact that i think he’d be the best bf.

Calgary Flames

Nikita Zadorov

that scar hurt by the way by @swissboyhisch

- listen…. i’m the farthest thing from a flames fan, and can wholeheartedly admit it was an adorable read.

Carolina Hurricanes

Chicago Blackhawks

Colorado Avalanche

Columbus Blue Jackets

Adam Fantilli

to you, my adamo by @hischierhaze

- it's adam's birthday + his debut, can you blame me for crying?

his return by @hischierhaze

-this made me cry. but in making this, i'm convinced anything kei writes with the fantilli brothers makes me want to cry from either just how sickeningly sweet it is, or of course, sadness.

tiny dancer au by @letsgetrowdy43

god when i say sunny and adam have my heart- i mean it. they’re sososo special to me.

Dallas Stars

Wyatt Johnston

our song by @lovinbarzal

hands down one of my favorite wy jo fics/au’s. it’s wyatt x a barzal sister, a pairing i wouldn’t have thought of, but works so well!

Detroit Red Wings

Edmonton Oilers

Florida Panthers

Matthew Tkachuk

waking up in vegas by @doc-pickles

- matty t x hughes!sister is a dynamic i didn’t know i needed.

Mackie Samoskevich*

perfect girl by @dmercer91

- this had me feeling things like no other... a big hint as to why? she's shared.

Los Angeles Kings

Alex Turcotte*

who does it better? by @harry-hollands

one of the cutest social media au’s in a while (technically has two parts, but they don’t have to be read together)

Minnesota Wild

Montreal Canadiens

Kirby Dach

here with you by @sc0tters

- it's amber's writing + kirby, what's not to love? (if that's not convincing enough, maybe the line, "I will follow you to the ends of the earth," is.)

Nashville Predators

New Jersey Devils

Jack Hughes

timeless by @babydollmarauders

- if I hadn't originally read this in the middle of the grocery store, I can almost guarantee that I would've cried from just how heartwarmingly adorable this is.

out by @babydollmarauders

- equipment manager x jacky boy- aka a trope I never knew I needed, but now crave after reading this.

ballad of a homeschooled girl by @babydollmarauders

- hands down one of the best pics I've probably ever read in terms of conveying emotion. my stomach was in knots the entire time, attesting to just how realistic the writing is.

never grow up by @aliaology

- i'm sorry but you're not human if you don't get even the tiniest bit emotional at any fic with "never grow up" as the song. BUT A FIC WITH THE BROTHERS? this rendered me emotionally unavailable for a solid 20 minutes.

medía management au by @babydollmarauders

the media management au is an ongoing series staring mr jack hughes and his lovely girl, dove! the updates always bring a a smile to my face, and more than likely make me laugh out loud.

4:41 am by @sweetestdesire

listen, as much as i adore brynn’s smut like no other, her fluffy, soft and sweet fics just do something to me. she writes them so detailed, and consistently has me craving for soft moments with a significant other (a significant other i do not have)

John Marino

stay for a while by @sc0tters

- when i talk about made me feel things, i mean it. amber never fails in writing panty-dropping smut, while also having an thought-out plot.

Luke Hughes

welcome back by @leaentries

- this literally made me swoon. a protective lukey- what's not to love?

nobody's love by @eyesthatroll

- my heart was in my throat while reading, and my emotions were all over the place. regardless of how emotional it left me, it was amazing and deserves all the love.

never grow up by @ aliaology (fic linked under jack)

- older hughes sister watches her brothers grow up + never grow up = tears

summer aches by @starry-hughes

- this fic makes me want a luke to take care of me when i get headaches, triggered by heat or not

what’s not to like? by @starry-hughes

- queen ellen and jimmy are a little apprehensive of you…

jack’s best friend by @lvrzegras

okay listen- any of the brothers x their best friends is great, but jack’s best friend x luke… it just hits different, yk?

Nico Hischier

I never could've seen you coming (I think you're everything I could've ever wanted) by @writingonleaves

- this is probably as close to a literary masterpiece as a fanfic posted on tumblr will ever get

will you take a moment? promise me this (that you'll stand by me forever) by @writingonleaves

- listen- it's apart of the universe she began in the fic above. I have the fic linked under nico (because the oc eventually ends up in a relationship with nico, as seen in the part above), but this is sososo found family heavy. if found family is your trope, then this is your fic

New York Islanders

Mat Barzal

it's nice to have a friend by @youunravelme

- put me through the emotional wringer in the best way possible.

winnie martin's favorite person by @ilyasorokinn

- god- i cannot even begin to describe how cute this is. all i can say, is that I need more pictures of barzy with kids... for science of course.

New York Rangers

Ottawa Senators

Philadelphia Flyers

Pittsburgh Penguins

Sidney Crosby

she was the (red) devil by @crosbyscurls

- hockey meets f1 is already a dream combination… but sid x f1? absolutely amazing

San Jose Sharks

Seattle Kraken

St Louis Blues

Tampa Bay Lightning

Toronto Maple Leafs

Vancouver Canucks

Quinn Hughes

these michigan summers by @lukevangelista

i feel like the only way your not aware this series exists, then your new here. because if you haven’t read this, where have you been? this is for sure one of my top three series’ on tumblr, finished or unfinished. will in fact, forever have my heart. (currently unfinished)

the sun to my moon by @ghostfacd

this fic is part of an au! i highly, highly recommend checking it out- quinny + a grumpyxsunshine trope, what’s not to love?

never grow up by @ aliaology (fic linked under jack's name)

- older hughes sister watches her brothers grow up + never grow up = tears

Vegas Golden Knights

Washington Capitals

Dylan Strome

it's never too late to come back to my side by @lukevangelista (a series)

- one of my recent favorites. particularly geared towards those who think back on old friendships (...and constantly overthink on whether you should reach out. spoilers- it's never too late)

Winnipeg Jets

NCAA

University of Michigan

Luca Fantilli

missing you, quietly by @bitchinbarzal

- emotional torture in the best way possible. i re-read a concerning amount

i lost him by @hischierhaze

- made me cry- but in a good way

baby 101- name reveal by @hischierhaze

- it's dad!luca... yeah that's right, now that you have that cute thought in your head, you kinda have to go and read it

I tell you that I think im falling back in love with you by @writingonleaves

- this fic is sososo special to me for so many reasons- and I think you should totally read this fic to figure them out... just saying

opposites attract au by @dmercer91

this is a link to the head anons for the au- but please go read this sweet au. luca and landen are one of the sweetest pairings.

Nick Moldenhauer

sundays are for textiles by @drewsbuzzcut

- super cute read, and it's apart of an even cuter au

all american lace by @drewsbuzzcut

- also apart of that super cute nick au she has- but this part was not so cutesy (it was at the end). had me on the edge of my seat, and tears building in my eyes. the type of angst you physically feel- but with the type of ending that makes up for it (trust me, it does!)

Mark Estapa

icy roads by @nicohischierz

the simplest explanation i can offer is that this broke my heart- but i loved it anyway!

Boston College

Gabe Perreault

princess!gf x gabe perreault by @yankstrash

- these two are on my mind at least three times a week. i aspire to become amelia- aka find someone who is as down bad for me as gabe is for “his meels”

[babydollmarauders]

FIGHT — TREVOR ZEGRAS

trevor zegras x fem!reader

FAITHLYNN’S 500 CELLY!

🌷: "I can't do anything right." & "Don't you ever do that again!" with Trevor

fights break out quick in hockey games. i knew that prior to dating Trevor, but what no one tells you is how a one minute fight can feel like an hour when the man you love is the one getting hit. i had hoped and prayed that this day would never come, that i would never have to witness my boyfriend getting punched on the ice, but apparently i didn’t pray hard enough because that day is today.

i’m forced to watch in fear as my lanky boyfriend is barely even able to get a punch in on the big guy he’s up against, the officials pull them away from each other quickly, but not quick enough because i can see the spots of blood dropping to the ice from my boyfriends face even from my seat. Trevor and the other player continue to chirp at each other as they’re pulled to their respective spaces, the Penguins player being pulled to the penalty box and Trevor being ushered away down the tunnel. my heart races as i fast-walk out of the stands and through Honda Center, flashing my credentials to the security as i make it to the dressing room, but there isn’t much i can do besides wait outside.

the five minutes it takes for someone to come out feel like forever, and it seems like the woman that steps out was expecting me, because she waves me in as she leaves. i step in, my eyes scanning the room until they lock on Trevor, who sits at his stall with his head in his hands. the tears that have been pricking at my eyes in worry finally ease, a couple slipping down my cheeks.

“don't you ever do that again!" i exclaim, dropping to my knees in front of him to force him to look at me. “you scared me half to death, Trevor! i was so worried!”

he chuckles at my outburst but i can tell it’s forced. he finally looks at me and i gasp at the sight of his busted lip and a bruise forming on his cheekbone.

“i’m fine, babe. it looks worse than it is.” he attempts to console me, but he still sounds off.

“hey.” i coo. “what’s going on in that pretty head of yours? what’s wrong?”

he sighs and looks up at the ceiling, blinking continuously.

“i can't do anything right.” he mutters. my brows furrow and i gingerly take his face in my hands, pulling his head back down for him to look at me.

“what are you talking about, baby?” i whisper, softly. he huffs out a frustrated breath.

“i’m talking about the fact that i got in a fight and i was barely even able to get a hit in on the guy! i don’t even know what i did to anger him so much! i wasn’t chirping, i didn’t cross-check anyone or anything, he just went at me.” he avoids my gaze as he speaks, tears welling in his eyes.

“now, you look at me.” i tell him, my tone leaving no room to argue. his eyes finally lock with mine and i gently run a shaky thumb over the bruise on his face. “you didn’t do anything wrong. that was all on him. he saw you as someone smaller than him that he could take his anger out on because he’s mad that they’re losing. it was a dirty play that you didn’t deserve.”

he reaches up to hold my face, his eyes softening.

“i love you.” he mutters, going to lean in for a kiss.

“i love you too.” i tell him, quickly maneuvering to leave a kiss on his cheek. “but i’m not kissing you with that bloody lip, babe.”

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[svechnikovvv]

happy birthday jamie

jamie drysdale x fem!reader

a/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FAVORITE DRYSDALE (it’s already 12 where i’m at)

masterlist: here

y/n.insta

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y/n.insta happy birthday jaim baby 🫶🏻 you’re finally old enough to drink! thank you for being the biggest pain in my ass and also the best boyfriend ever. you have the kindest heart of anyone i’ve ever met and you always know how to make anyone’s day better.

thank you for always making me laugh. here’s to many more evenings spent on the rooftop watching the sunset, and trevor being jealous he can’t play guitar. happy 21st babe <3 i love you 🧡

(swipe to the last slide to see baby jamie)

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jamie.drysdale i think my eyes are perspiring. thank you gorgeous, you’ve already made this the best birthday ever 🧡

y/n.insta only for you

trevorzegras gagging

y/n.insta shut up hoe, this isn’t about you trevorzegras

trevorzegras why would i be jealous of someone who can’t play guitar?

y/n.insta ahem 🤨

trevorzegras jamie is the best guitar player i know

y/n.insta 😌

jamie.drysdale thanks z!

user1 y/n bullying trevor is so on brand for her

user2 BABY JAMIE!!!

user3 y/n giving us the jamie content we need 🙌

masonmctavish23 party hard j man! 🥳

jamie.drysdale i’ll take a shot for you, don’t worry

masonmctavish23 but i’ll be at the party??

jamie.drysdale i know 😁

y/n.insta he becomes the legal drinking age and thinks he can do whatever he wants 🙄

anaheimducks happy birthday jamie! 🥳🧡

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user4 happy birthday to the best guitar player there is!

y/n.insta jamie says thank you 🫶🏻

user5 jamie golfing >>>

trevorzegras

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trevorzegras happy birthday jimbo 🙏 thanks for being my personal chef sometimes

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jamie.drysdale thanks z!

trevorzegras today is the one day i’ll be nice to you

y/n.insta that’s why your ass always warms the penalty box bench 🥱 trevorzegras

trevorzegras jamie, get your leech

y/n.insta i hope jamie poisons your next meal.

jamie.drysdale ladies, let’s not argue. today is about me, not you two 🙄

y/n.insta so proud of you for making this without me telling you to ☺️

trevorzegras that felt targeted

y/n.insta it was 😁

user6 my favorite ducks

user7 too bad jamie can’t be drysdaling it up on the ice tonight 😔

user8 trevor & jamie is my religion

user9 same

masonmctavish who are those studs 😍

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masonmctavish LET HIM COOK ‼️

y/n.insta i’m surrounded by idiots

anaheimducks looking fresh 🙌

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user10 the l/n-zegras-drysdale trio is my favorite

tags: @jackhues @jackhughesily @nowandkei @starsandhughes @jhughesl0v3r

a/n: a little short, but it’s baby drysdale’s birthday so he deserves at least something (:

[babyhuggy]

fic recs

-> here are some of my fav fics from different blogs! highly recommend giving all of them a read :)

also, anything tagged #kat's fic recs on my blog, as I'm not going to be able to put everything on here lol

the penalty box series by @starsandhughes

jack hughes

6 years by @babydollmarauders

bullshit on the internet by @luvhughes43

quinn hughes

michigan summers series by @zeegshughes

-> is about all the hughes brothers but focuses mostly on quinn :)

not so secret by @luvhughes43

perfect by @h34rtsfr0m3

luke hughes

emotional bruises by @luvhughes43

new york city coffee shop by @luvhughes43

Zegras!reader masterlist by @luvhughes43

trevor zegras

(see penalty box series!)

second chance by @alwayshughes

ethan edwards

sunday moring by @luvhughes43

auston matthews

SingleReaderAU! by @bagopucks

mark estapa

my littlest loves au by @letsgetrowdy43

matthew tkachuk

cruel summer by @broadstbroskis

[pearlzier]

YES i love the penalty box dude its like so silly like these giant 6'1+ men needing time out 😋😋

anyways the ones i personally think are cute are sidney crosby, mitch marney, quinn hughes, jack hughes, matt rempe, connor bedard, artur silovs, tristan jarry, trevor zegras, matt knies, macklin celebrini, michal mrazik, and mathew barzal, juraj salfkovsky, will smith, beckett sennecke, and drew o'conner 💋

REALLLL stop i love hockey now its so. puck bunny 4 life

okay im gonna do like. a post for each man named let me open pinterest

[masoncarr2244]

Trevor Zegras breaking camera in penalty box.

[readingbythestreetlights]

holy matthew tkachuk’s curls! holy playoff beards! holy sidney crosby’s thighs! holy penalty box! holy jeff skinner’s laugh! holy brad marchand’s tongue! holy auston matthews’ wrister! holy andre burakovsky holy john marino holy connor bedard holy nolan patrick holy carey price holy andrei svechnikov! holy goalies going into the splits! holy defunct franchises! holy hockey fights! holy two and tens! holy clayton keller holy jake oettinger holy rickard rakell holy jamie drysdale! holy trevor zegras’ michigans! holy matt rempe’s fists! holy wes mccauley! holy steve yzerman’s detroit red wings! holy alternate captains! holy 1,000 points! holy original six! holy toronto! holy marc-andre fleury! holy rookies! holy team flights! holy dad’s trip! holy battle of alberta holy battle of pennsylvania holy blues versus blackhawks! holy dueling hat tricks! holy puck! holy stick! holy ice!

[hauntedppgpaints]

< to be read in a dramatic David Attenborough voice >

Ducks player Connor and Kings player Leon still find a way to sit together during the game. No one knows how Connor got into the Kings penalty box. He didn’t even get a penalty to begin with. The penalty box officer tried to shoo him out but got bitten and is now on his way to the hospital for a rabies shot. Leon tried to claim Connor was an emotional service animal so Connor could sit with him on the Kings bench. Anže said no. He was not bitten, but it was a close call. Trevor Zegras is on the ice complaining to the ref about being a child of divorce, Jaimie Drysdale is trying to get him to stop, but Leo Carlsson is in the background egging him on. After the game, Connor talks about how hard being a single mother is. Radko Gudas is wearing a shirt that says “I’m not the stepdad, I’m the dad who stepped up”. Leon has to announce that he does not have rabies on national television. Anže is tired and has started to seriously consider retirement effective immediately.

SKJNFKSDNKJNJF????? ANON IM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH FOR THIS

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box Series— Trevor Zegras Edition (Two)

23-24 Season Masterlist

previous: one

next: three

a/n so i def posted this then deleted it bc i hated it bc i wrote it in the 1-3am range… and now i’m writing it again in that range… fingers crossed!

i’m sorry this is short!

OCTOBER 15, 2023

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yourusername welcome back to my post game penalty box update show, céline dion fans and non-céline dion fans! tonight was the ducks home opener and it was a doozy!

first i want to address that my lil quackies have now won their home opener 8 years in a row and are now 20-9-1 in their 30 year history for home openers! and if you’re like me and ✨love✨ stats, then you’ll be thrilled to learn that mr. frank “the tank” vatrano is the FIRST DUCK EVER TO SCORE A HAT TRICK IN THE HOME OPENER! shoutout to mason, who passed frankie the puck so that he could score the empty netter for the hatty, and made me cry at how sweet he was! (yes, they got good job forehead kisses because i love them soooo much!)

now, on to the fun stuff that you’re all here for! my future husband and baby daddy got his first penalty tonight, and oooo lordy, he looked fine! seriously, like, you think you all were freaking out about how hot he was in the box? imagine how i feel! he’s coming home to me!

his penalty was for “holding the stick” against aho (queue the boos) he did not agree with the penalty and made sure to scoff at the refs so that they knew they made a ridiculous call (i legally have to be on his side)

but get this— the penalty was called 11 seconds into z’s shift, it was the 6th official power play for the canes! we love! (we don’t love that it resulted in a c*nes goal though)

what was my favorite part of the game, you ask? it was the scrum, of course! my mans tried his best in holding back pesce, but he really just clung onto him as he got dragged around the scrum because he… is pocket sized compared to pesce. the 9th photo is of z clinging onto him from behind. i imagine pesce’s inner monologue was like “if the child will not move off me, then i shall move with the child. i am undeterred by the diminutive boy.”

ANYHOOZLE, i’m so proud of my boys! especially jamie baby, who now has back to back assists! this is your reputation era, jd! i love you endlessly <3

and to my z-baby, i’m perpetually proud of you and i’m sure you’ll do something productive soon! i love you, always💜 (and you look hot as fuck in purple) (you should buy more purple)

(p.s. did you all really think i’d only post one pic of my mans in the box when he looked that hot in it tonight? guess again! post two coming soon!)

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trevorzegras i can’t tell if i was attacked or loved more in the post but i love you, forever, my sweet girl! (i’ll buy more purple) (i’m not pocket sized! or diminutive! at all! that’s quinn!)

yourusername i’d like to think i had an even balance of love and bullying<3 (you are compared to a 6’4 man!) (quintin’s gonna kill you and i’m going to have to let him)

trevorzegras he wouldn’t dare kill his future brother-in-law! and i’m going to be a the dad to his nieces/newphews/both!

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras count your days, zegras

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes THEN YOUR SISTER WON’T HAVE A FATHER FOR HER KIDS!

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras she has options

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes no? she doesn’t?

_quinnhughes @/jamie.drysdale would you be the dad to sissy’s kids if i kill trevor?

jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes of course

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras see? options!

yourusername @/jamie.drysdale aw, jamie baby! i’m gonna cry!

trevorzegras @/yourusername HE IS NOT GOING TO BE THE DAD TO OUR TWINS

yourusername @/trevorzegras FINE

user76 you’re so real for knowing all of us were acting whoreish over him in the box

yourusername this house is pro whore!

user14 “mwah!” -z in the 5th pic

jamie.drysdale i love YOU endlessly! so happy to have my own professional cheerleader back this year

yourusername wym “back”??? i never stopped being your cheerleader! i’m offended at best

colecaufield @/yourusername i would never do that to you

jamie.drysdale @/colecaufield you’re just mad that quinn asked me to be the dad to the twins

trevorzegras @/colecaufield @.jamie.drysdale I’M THE DAD! I’M THE FATHER! I’M THE BABY DADDY!

yourusername @/trevorzegras wow… jealous much?

colecaufield @/trevorzegras it’s hypothetical! if quinn kills you, then it should be me! i’m best friend number two!

jamie.drysdale @/colecaufield but she wouldn’t have to move if it’s me!

yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk congrats! if quinn kills trevor, you get to raise the twins with me as their dad!

matthew_tkachuk @/yourusername do you want your own room? or just the nursery and you can sleep with me?

yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk we can share the bed!

trevorzegras @/yourusername @.matthew_tkachuk NO

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername NO FAIR

colecaufield @/yourusername RUDE!

yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk 10 minutes ago, i lost my dear fiancé, trevor

trevorzegras @/yourusername I’M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD

yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk sometimes i can still hear his voice

matthew_tkachuk @/yourusername i’m sorry for your loss

yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk i’m not

trevorzegras @/yourusername divorce.

yourusername @/trevorzegras we can’t get a divorce if i’m a widow

trevorzegras @/yourusername ghost divorce.

user12 HE’S SO CUTE AHH

colecaufield @/trevorzegras wrong 22, bitch

trevorzegras @/colecaufield all’s fair in love and war

yourusername @/trevorzegras i don’t think you used that correctly

colecaufield @/trevorzegras so you admit to cheating?!

trevorzegras @/colecaufield no? there was a war i had to stop, and i love you! i didn’t “cheat”

yourusername @/trevorzegras you definitely didn’t use that correctly

user32 this game was everything to me

user4 Z’S HAIR IN THE 8THE PIC🥵😭

jackhughes @/trevorzegras i can’t believe the father of my future nieces/nephews/both is a criminal…

trevorzegras @/jackhughes you’re one to talk!

jackhughes @/trevorzegras that’s not the point!

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras @/jackhughes @.lhughes_06 i’m the only one of us that’s not a criminal! none of you should get to see the babies!

yourusername @_quinnhughes i love you so much but trevor is screaming and *i’m* about to kill you

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes you pissed off the princess

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes has she ever threatened your death?

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i don’t think so

jackhughes @_quinnhughes you REALLY pissed off the princess

user47 “i legally have to be on his side” that’s true love baby!

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras the war begins

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes you're at 2 games?

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras 2 more than you

yourusername war! war! war! war!

_alexturcotte war! war! war! war!

yourusername @_alexturcotte you? you get me

_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte @/yourusername heathens

yourusername @_quinnhughes you quite literally started this war

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes heathen

user62 Z IS SO CUTE AHH

_alexturcotte céline dion? are you 60?

yourusername i love her

trevorzegras @_alexturcotte what can i say? i love me an older woman

yourusername @/trevorzegras if you have a mommy kink, just say so

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername WHY

yourusername @/jamie.drysdale i just want to make my mans happy! i love him!

trevorzegras @/yourusername forever?

yourusername @/trevorzegras always💜

yourusername

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yourusername soooo..... i couldn't just pick 8 pictures... and then i couldn't just pick 17 pictures... so here's 26 more pictures for a grand total of 34 (not including the penalty count)!

enjoy pictures of:

-z looking unreasonably hot in the penalty box

-z looking unreasonably hot in his plum carpet fit

-his many faces during games

-z attacking aho (#JusticeForJack)

-the scrum turn into a conga line

-jamie baby in his plum carpet fit (he also looks very good! both my boys were in blue <3)

-jamie baby's faces during the game

-jamie baby playing volleyball with the puck

with love,

sissy🤍

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jamie.drysdale NO

_quinnhughes @/jamie.drysdale welcome to the club! i’m so sorry

trevorzegras @/jamie.drysdale it could be worse

yourusername no one is safe🫶 ever💜

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername i thought you loved me

yourusername @/jamie.drysdale this is how i show love

jackhughes @/jamie.drysdale you should've known this was coming

jamie.drysdale @/jackhughes i thought i’d be safe since i didn't get a penalty

colecaufield @/jamie.drysdale good thing you don't get paid for thinking

user3 I'M LOSING MY MIND AT THE CONGA LINE

user46 oh i’m drooling

trevorzegras not all of these pictures are bad ones of me and i’m taking that as a win! i love you, forever💜

yourusername i know! aren't i the sweetest? (i love you, always)

trevorzegras i don't call you my sweet girl for nothing!

jackhughes @/yourusername he's lying to you

yourusername @/jackhughes die.

trevorzegras soooo sweet💜

lhughes_06 @/jamie.drysdale just wait til you get your own post

jamie.drysdale @/lhughes_06 you and jack didn't get one and you two got penalties!

yourusername @/jamie.drysdale i was mad at them at the time!

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername be mad at me

yourusername @/jamie.drysdale never.

yourusername @/lhughes_06 p.s. congratulations on losing your nhl penalty virginity!

lhughes_06 @/yourusername why are you like this?

yourusername @/lhughes_06 to make your life more interesting

lhughes_06 @/yourusername my life is interesting!

yourusername @/lhughes_06 you're welcome!

[clockwork-fayz]

TOP 5* DUCKS MOMENTS OF THE SEASON THAT I PERSONALLY WITNESSED

*yes three of them are Zegras but he has major main character energy

5. Z talking to himself/his stick after missing a shot. I don’t know if he does this often and this is the only time I was close enough to see it, but me and my bestie were cracking up

4. Silfverberg getting a breakaway, but his stick snapping in half when he goes to shoot. As his self proclaimed bestie, I have to give him shit for the moments like this.

3. Z going absolute menace mode vs the Kings. After several games of no goals, him scoring then instantly getting into a fight and then still trying to fight while in the box and then getting a misconduct penalty was gold. That was our Trevor we missed.

2. Frank getting dog piled and then the shit beat out of him by the kings goalie Plus I got to witness a penalty I’ve never seen before of “hitting with blocking glove”.

1. Z stealing Kivi’s stick. My bestie and I have both been going to hockey games since we were wee ones and neither of us had seen that. Never change Trev, you keep us entertained.

[babydollmarauders]

What are some of your favorite fics from any of you friends? I’m looking for some new fics

Kaylin:

penalty box series

personification of love - platonic! jack

enchanted - jamie

Kei:

cowboy rule - nico

all of the girls you loved before - john marino

begin again - quinn

the good zegras - quinn

scared

Ella:

a little funky - jack

wildest storms - quinn

you & me - trevor

drago-nita - jamie

Naqia:

mockingbird au

[ijustdontlikepeople]

annie my love what's ur favourite hockey boys headcanon

Hiiiii

My favorite hockey headcanon 🤔 hmmmm how about I tell you about some of my favorite narratives. Like these things actually happened.

Danny Briere and Claude Giroux living together for two years in Philly and in Germany during lockout (a NHL Strike), sending out two Christmas cards with Danny’s kids and their names combined, and Claude redoing Danny’s guest room (not one he was living in). I just have questions on all of those apparently true details.

Also, narratively, Trevor Zegras saying publicly that he and his teammate, Jamie Drysdale, did everything together- “peed together, slept together”-and then Jamie getting traded the same week across the country. Trevor immediately getting hurt in his first game without him post-trade, and then, absolutely losing it in his first game back after surgery, getting multiple penalties and destroying a camera in penalty box. I’m just fascinated. There are layers here. Even more than this.

Some real hockey narratives are better than true headcanon lolololol

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