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Good talk, ladies! See you in the Bridgeport tabloids!
Elvira, texting: Hey hottie! Wanna hang tonite? 🦇
Gwen: [under breath] She’d better actually show up this time.
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Elvira: I’m sooooo sorry for ghosting you, babe. I keep having to find new babysitters. They’re just too tasty to resist! Can you forgive me?
Gwen: Mm, depends.
Elvira: Oh, I want to hear all about your trip!
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Elvira: I can’t believe you went tomb raiding without me! That’s, like,
totally up my alley!
Gwen: I did ask you to come. But you’ve been a little preoccupied lately.
Elvira: Oh, well, there’s always next time, right?
Gwen: Is there? It seems like you’re always busy. I haven’t actually seen you in weeks!
Elvira: I’m a working mother, Gwen, with very specific dietary needs. I can’t just drop everything at a moment’s notice!
Gwen: Well, maybe that means our lifestyles aren’t so compatible!
Elvira: What are you trying to say?
Gwen: I want to travel the world! I want to go on adventures! And I don’t want to be saddled with some needy kid!
Elvira: Don’t you dare talk about Ty that way.
Gwen: Elvira, I didn’t mean-
Elvira: If that’s how you feel, you don’t deserve to be his honorary mother! And I don’t have to stand here and take it.
Gwen: Wait-
Elvira: If I ever see your face again, Gwen Larkin, I’ll rip your fucking head off! You’d better not test me!
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I'm using simblr gratitude day as an excuse to take a leaf outta @akitasimblr's book n' do a sunday faves/crushes style post to appreciate some of my fave blogs i scour for updates on the reg 👀 believe me, the list is 100x longer than this but it's 23:40 the night before cos i ran outta time and y'girl is tired AND stuck in the office tomorrow sdkjskdj...
@simlit - for the one of the most unique takes on a "bc" i've come across, with interactive polls and all! great character building too.. and impeccable screenies/worldbuilding 🤤
@lynzishell - for the cutest, realest characters i feel like i could be neighbours with, i bet i could barge in and join em for dinner and they prolly wouldn't mind 🤭 but also 'cause ur so sweet and supportive and ily <3
@citylighten - for a grittier story with complex characters, amazing shots and a dash of crime-.. oh and lots of hot, hairy men (not u, Ben) and strong women that tickle my pickle.. i need to see more Pietro soon or i may cease to exist skdsk
@rainymoodlet - for the hottest man tiddies on simblr and the most ridiculously ambitious bachelor challenge EVER, idk how ur keeping it together Shan but we love u for it and i can't wait to see who wins Dan's heart and the journey's all the lil pixels you've adopted have along the way ;-;
@akitasimblr - not only for the wealth of positivity you bring to simblr in general but your various gameplay/challenges that regularly liven my dash, and your unbridled love for my pixels too.. it's very special to me and so are you! 🤧
@zosa95 - for the queen of the cookies!! 🍪 and also because you created Edith, the legend.. and because Gemma & Markus are back and i love them as much as i love youuu.. your insightful comments (among some others in this list that may or may not result in a slightly chaotic comments section more often than not 👀) give me so much joy and so many of you make my day with ur support :')
@natolesims - i love ur approach to storytelling via the nsb challenge and the way you combine the silliness of the sims with the real emotions of the characters u create with it.. i always find myself checking in on Grey to see what he's been up to 🤭
@treason-and-plot - one of my faaave ts3 blogs, i'm obsessed with your characters and your writing! i'm forever on my toes waiting to see what happens next 👀 and the fact that u and those that follow/read along still have so much fun with ur story gives me so much hope that i'll still be here long after.. whatever the hell comes after ts4 😌
like i said.. there are so many of u i could list here so pls just know that ily all and could find a million and one amazing things to say abt you all if i only had the time! <33333
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Bros before hoes.
local neighborhood road, c. 2013
(2/2)
transcript:
[distorted rock music playing through broken speakers]
[engine rumbling, indistinct rattling]
R: ...I missed you. I'm so sorry.
P: Oh my god. Don't you fucking start that shit again. I just wanna fuck and go home.
R: I know, I know. Sorry.
[brakes squealing, gearshift audibly cranking]
R: …She didn’t mean anything to me, you know? We went too far, I admit it. You broke up with me and I was too pissed to think straight, okay? I mean, you were no angel yourself—that made me even more mad. But… I’m, err.. sorry, and… I love you, Pepper.
P: [talking over him] No, no, no, no, no.
P: You don't mean that shit. Just shut up, please.
R: No, I do. I always have. I love you, Pepper. I mean it. I mean it, I'll show you.
[gears cranking, tires screeching loudly]
P: Jesus—fuck! Remi, what the fuck?!
R: [laughing] Wasn't that shit awesome?
P: Where the fuck are you going?!
R: I don't know, a restaurant or something? I'm taking you on a date.
P: Eugh, no. Fuck that. Just take me back home, please.
R: Why? You were soooo fucking butthurt all we did was have sex.
P: Because you don’t love me! Stop playing with my fucking feelings! If I knew you were gonna pull this shit, I wouldn’t have come. God, I should’ve known better!
R: I love you. I mean it, dude.
P: Stop it!
R: What do I have to do to prove it to you? Start calling you my boyfriend?
P: Just take me home. I can’t do this.
R: No. We'll have our gay little date, we'll fuck and then you can go home.
P: Remi, please...
R: Oh my god. I’m trying so fucking hard here, can’t you see?! I’m trying to give you what you want, I really am! You fuckin' refuse to accept anything. But—oh, I know. You wanna be chased so fucking bad, don’t you? Is that it? [mumbling] And you really wonder why I go and fuck someone easier to deal with.
P: …Do you get off on treating me like this? I’d rather you just hit me, honestly.
R: Oh, no. No, YOU get off on being treated like this, clearly. Ask yourself why you're in my truck right now.
[engine grumbling, distorted radio ad playing]
P: ...Can we go to a Mexican restaurant, for the date?
R: Hell yeah. Sounds good.
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