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Me: *casually watching my fav Youtube chennels video on The Best Couples in History*
Video: *starts with Achilles and Patroclus*
Me: Oooohhh yayyy. I love them. They better not mention that cursed book
Video: Historians and classicists alike have done a poor job at representing these two.
Me: Yes, very true.
Also Video: For better representation, go read The Song of Achilles-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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meditando-en-paris · 1 year
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Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.
Achilles: *Loud gasp*
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elianzis · 10 months
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"I swear it"
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4rthurfox · 19 days
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petition for TZP to play Patroclus pls and thank u
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vienaisme · 9 months
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Do you ever think about how Chiron never saw Patroclus and Achilles again? Sure he heard the tales of the Rage of Achilles and Patroclus' Sacrafice. Sure, he did his job, he trained them to be heroes and so they died as such. But to him they will always be boys made for music and medicine. He will stay timeless and their names will stay timeless and everything will be as the Fates intended and he will continue to live on Pelion awaiting the next hero to send to their doom, and he will never seen Achilles and Patroclus again. He trains and raises heroes and he'll train and raise more and then they'll leave and leave him and his life will continue. He does not wait, he has done this song and dance too many times to be that foolish, but he does wish, as he lives on Mount Pelion with the ghosts of boys yet known to the world, boys who only embraced music and medicine.
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anminpillow · 11 months
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crystalmethsthings · 3 months
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patrochilles:
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Achilles: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, i will immediately change my views. i have no values.
Patroclus: that's so wrong, you should have some moral values
Achilles: you're right. that's wrong and i need moral values
Patroclus: 😶
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athenas-sw0rd · 8 months
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Achilles: So what’s your type?
Patroclus: Blue eyes, prideful, strong, oblivious, blonde hair.
Achilles: Kinda sounds like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Patroclus: ..did I mention oblivious?
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linktenbooks · 1 year
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Achilles, thinking: Wow Patroclus is so graceful and beautiful
[Patroclus, trips and falls over his own feet]
Achilles: gorgeous
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whitevesper · 1 year
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[achilles teaching patroclus to drive]
achilles: you’re driving and suddenly you see clytemnestra and agamemnon walk into the road. what do you hit?
patroclus: the brakes obviously
achilles: wrong. agamemnon. you should always hit agamemnon.
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gigizetz · 10 months
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Oh, will wonders ever cease?
Blessed be the mystery of love.
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meditando-en-paris · 10 months
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Have you ever thought about the faith Achilles had in Patroclus? Achilles always waits for Patroclus.
Achilles waited for Patroclus to come to his palace. He waited for Patroclus to come closer to him to be his friend and right hand man. He waited for him to sleep together. He waited for their first kiss. He waited for Patroclus to reach him, for he was not going to leave with Chiron without him. He waited for him on the island of Skyros in order to be reunited one day. He waited for "his husband". Achilles waited to see Patroclus every evening or morning after the battle because he was his life breath. He hoped to be reunited with him because he was his home and safe place.
He waited for his return after Patroclus left in his armor for Troy. He waited for a sign or a message from his spirit. He wished that his wait would be short and that the gods would finally give his soul a rest so that he could be with Patroclus again.
He waited for Patroclus in the Underworld.
Achilles always hoped that Patroclus would find a way to be reunited with him. They are the eternal reunion.
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elianzis · 10 months
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HALF OF MY SOUL
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cazza29 · 1 year
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Pyrrhus talking about achilles grave to Odysseus: Is it right thst my father's fame should be diminished? Tainted by a commoner?
*Patroclus a shade in the corner*: a commoner who fucked your dad AND your mum
*mic drop*
I know this isn't true but like to think this would have been a burn back to that little gremlin Pyrrhus. 🤣🤣
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fokmoss · 18 days
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