#tumblr nonsense

[kiyyunkaiwan]

This is relevant now

[shorthistorian]

We did it, Joe. The Little Hellsite That Could.

[rhey-007]

(I had to alright)

[kdragongirl]

Reblog to boop the person you reblogged from.

[whenyoucouldhavealifebutnooooo]

this is just amazing

[transgwender616]

I was spam liking @loraasexualagent and then her blog stopped working and Tumblr says it's a ghost blog. I can't message her because Tumblr says her blog is gone.

I can't fucking believe that Tumblr terminated her again already. It's been a week ish.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Better late than never to the meme party

[red-winters]

Pictured: Tumblr User-base at The Polls on the Ides of March

[quantumshade]

[tremendously-crazy]

funniest thing about being EXTREMELY YOUNG on tumblr is that you hardly ever run into someone your age. some of my mutuals are a decade older than me. some of my mutuals are old enough to be my parents. we are all obsessed with some random british guy.

[narcoticwriter]

But like was my list or my blog tagged as sensitive

Because a post I understand

But my blog is up to Catholic Church standards

I'm more surprised that my blog hasn't been hit with anything because I wrote a very in-depth post talking about some really NSFW stuff and I somehow managed to escape getting bonked with anything. So it's strange that it happened to you.

[kiyyunkaiwan]

Okay, it seems when we do a Tumblr sexyman tournament, the winner takes the power of the rest and, in turn, sends it to our world where someone ends up dying.

Said person who died, seems to be judged neither by morality, but by status, with the recipients being a queen and a pope. We’re 2 for 2, not a lot, but the pattern is there.

I think we can weaponize this. Let’s make more sexyman polls at an increased rate and hope that this probable Death Note hits our more problematic people like our president and the tech idiot.

We'll eventually hit them if we throw enough shots at their direction, so let’s see the hell we can raise with our Blorbos.

[inaccuratelybiblicalangel]

Wtf tumblr. I dont need this many icons ma'am.

[not-she-which-burns-in-it]

Oh no, I’m back on my Magnus Archives bullshit. So I’m really sorry to whoever follows this blog for the rare meta-drops and writing analysis, because all I’m gonna be reblogging for the next couple weeks is TMA.

But also, the episodes from 2019 talking about the extinction as a new fear trying to be born through a pandemic, and then the end of that season happens and it’s the world ends, and Alex comes on to say “The Magnus Archives season five will return in April 2020” and how did the TMA fandom not genuinely lose their whole minds? How did y’all not scream into the sky? 

The reason I have to come to Tumblr to yell about The Magnus Archives is that currently no one I’m working with has listened to it. For instance:

In the play “Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe” these two prostitutes get into a car with a guy who doesn’t want to have sex with them, but just wants their life stories. He records it, on a tape recorder. And then they monologue very eloquently for like 10 minutes.

So naturally, I was like “you can’t fool me, Jonathan Sims” But no one was around to understand what a good joke that was, my life is so hard. 

[insanelyadd]

Eternally fucking annoyed by the ghost notes I get where people who are like??? I don't even fucking know, new? Flagged as bots? Shadowbanned (which staff assures us isn't real and cannot hurt us)??? They like my posts and reblog my posts and follow me but I CAN'T FUCKING SEE THEM!!! I get the note popup on the activity button and I click it and There's Nothing There. @staff JUST FUCKING MAKE THEM VISIBLE THIS IS INFINITELY WORSE THAN JUST SEEING A BOT IN MY NOTES.

[transgwender616]

Queerphobes on Tumblr are so stupid.

"I hate this group of people so much that I'm going to a place where I'll constantly be surrounded by them."