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croffle-bits · 1 year
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Fighting God in his own home
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randomgamefan · 1 year
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My favorite interpretation of the ending of the Tumblr sexyman polls is that Sans is just as thrilled about Cecil winning as Cecil is.
Reigen is fucking devastated though lmao
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greenscreen-dress · 6 months
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So hypothetically speaking. Would anyone be interested in 4-6 song parodies ft. averageish-skilled guitar covers, all themed around Decked Out 2.0? Because I've got two short ones done and a longer one brewing, and my brain shows no sign of stopping this fun little trend of "take current obsession and graft it onto Any Song", and uuuh Dungeon Ditties is a lovely alliterative album name...
So yeah. That might happen :D
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What the actual fuck did I do.
I made a tumblr poll between the sans siblings in I Expect You To Roleplay and the server is on fire because of it. Yall are crazy as shit and I fucking love the server.
It's also called the tumblr sexypoll now.
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banbanfan01 · 1 year
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i have learned so much about cecil gershwin palmer as a result of the tumblr sexypoll rematch and yet i still feel as if i know nothing about him. hes canonically gay married and has been for seven years. hes jewish. he has an adopted son with his gay husband. he canonically wears fake cat ears. everyone draws him wearing crocs and at this point im assuming thats also canon. he doesnt know what he looks like because hes afraid of mirrors because his mom told him hed be killed by one someday. he was at dashcon. as im typing this the cecil/sans poll is at 65/35 and cecil is winning. he didnt even get past the first round of the first poll and suddenly hes in the finals of this one. the person whos running the polls barely even knows who he is. who is this man. does this entire website have some inherent fondness towards this man no matter how much youve been exposed to night vale. at this point i think hes a cognitohazard and needs to be contained lest he upset the larger sexyman ecosystem like an extinct species being revived and unleashed upon a world too weak to handle his presence. i voted for him by the way
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ophelliate · 1 year
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I think the most remarkable thing about the sexypolls tumblr edition is the fact that an entire generation of tumblr is being educated by veterans right now for the sake of campaign
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woodworkzz · 1 year
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Tony beating Black Hat in the Tumblr Sexypolls will never not be funny to me. Get clocked, fucker.
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Sexiest Podcast Character Bonus Brackets!
Round 1 had 3,803 votes over 7 polls, with over half of those votes coming from the Garfield vs Dyre poll. As these brackets weren't quite full, the heaviest hitters were saved for Round 2 (except for Garfield because I did not anticipate that he'd be so popular).
In the Divine Monsters/Monstrous Divines/Desiccated Husks of Once Great Beings/Uniquely Powerful People Who Cannot Be Mistaken For Human Bracket, we are judging based on pure sexiness, like with the main tournament.
For the Heaviest Eye-Motifed Narrator/Best Eye-Themed Protagonist Bracket, we are judging 39.7% based on eyes, 31.7% based on sexiness, and 28.7% based on narration. But mostly we are looking at the combination of those three aspects. These numbers come from your vote.
Other Ongoing Polls:
Audio Dramas vs Actual Plays, ends Saturday December 9th.
Bonus Poll #3: Fuck, Marry, Kill Skeleton Edition, ends Wednesday, December 13th.
Asexuality and Voting in Tumblr Sexypolls, ends Wednesday, December 13th.
Round 1 Masterpost
Round 2:
Monster Bracket:
John Doe/The Entity (Malevolent) vs The Angel of Death (Death by Dying)
The Chimeric Cadent (Friends at the Table: PALISADE) vs The Divine Motion (Friends at the Table: PARTIZAN)
Huntokar (Welcome to Night Vale) vs Jane Prentiss (The Magnus Archives)
The Cairn Maiden (The Silt Verses) vs Garfield the Deals Warlock (The Adventure Zone: Balance)
Eye Bracket
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs The Host (Beef and Dairy Network Podcast)
Arthur Lester (Malevolent) vs John Doe/The Entity (Malevolent)
Jonathan Sims/The Archivist (The Magnus Archives) vs Mari Datuin (Hi Nay)
Nikignik (Hello From The Hallowoods) vs Es (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle)
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blueboxoftime · 1 year
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mephone-3gs · 1 year
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SANS IS LOOSING THE TUMBLR SEXYPOLL????? THIS CANT BE 😭😭 I DIDNT SUFFER THROUGH THE UNDERTALE FANDOM AND ALL THE HELLISH AUS FOR SANS TO LOOSE THIS
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Bestie, have you voted for Tony in the Tumblr Sexypoll? Honestly I didn't think he'd be the most voted one, but the DHMIS fandom rose from the ashes for the sole purpose of voting for him. Anyways, #TonySweep
I did indeed vote for him, my good friend. The timing of this new poll with the return of the fandom makes me hopeful.
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Tony, what are your thoughts about your (current) victory against Black Hat in the Tumblr Sexypoll? Do you think the tide might turn against you until the poll is closed, or are you confident in your victory?
Since the last one, I cannot help but ask, but why does there have to be a poll in the first place? Everyone knows there is no competition - all of those "Tumblr Sexymen" are utterly plain next to me. I don't need a poll to confirm that~...
It is a nice thought, though.
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Current Polls
Audio Dramas vs Actual Plays, ends Saturday December 9th.
Bonus Poll #3: Fuck, Marry, Kill Skeleton Edition, ends Wednesday, December 13th.
Asexuality and Voting in Tumblr Sexypolls, ends Wednesday, December 13th.
Round 2 for the Monstrous Divine and the Eye-Protagonists brackets will go up soon.
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cucasalsa1 · 3 years
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#lovepoledance #sexypole #move #backward #invert #amobailar #bailamos https://www.instagram.com/p/CRZKJdEHa_n/?utm_medium=tumblr
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