#tumblr shop

[greater-than-the-sword]

Crab Day!!!

Where:

Here on Tumblr!!

What:

Buy crabs!

Why:

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

How:

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

When:

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Who:

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

[doggirlnarcolepsy]

With a little fiddling you can actually fit the entire Bee Movie script inside the "NEW" notification on the Tumblrmart button.

[notpikaman]

[juehs34]

Ngl I’m v disappointed with the ea-Nasir tumblr bracelet I got today. why? Well for starters I thought it would be somewhat adjustable, like maybe the metal would bend a bit so ya know it could stay on your wrist… nope one size fits all unfortunately. Oh well these things happen when you have small wrists it’s fine. What really is bugging me is that the actual cuneiform is printed onto the metal instead of engraved, which would normally be fine but I’ve only had it for a few hours and it already looks like the ink is trying to wipe off and is faded af. 3/10 would not recommend for anything other than sitting on a knick knack shelf

TLDR: don’t buy the ea-nasir tumblr shop bracelets they’re cheap af

[vaspider]

Did I buy the Tumblr Ea-Nāṣir bracelet? Yes, yes I did.

Do I like it? Yes, I do! It's a sturdy metal piece. It will hold up to daily wear, I think. The print on it is very clear and crisp.

I bought this for myself when I turned in my draft for Scion: Titans Rising, where (rumor has it) Ea-Nāṣir might make an appearance.

[emporium]

Tumblr Field Trip Hat • $25

5-panel unstructured

Corduroy fabric

Fabric strap with brass metal closure

One size fits all

[robobrainrot]

Occasionally I check the Tumblr store for shits and giggles and this one might break me. I might get it

Phenomenal job @staff

[theoldandnewfirm]

All right Tumblr, you win. This poster is pretty neat.

[missbaphomet]

Tumblr merch propaganda:

Sweatpants: super comfy. I ordered a 3x and they were a little tight but I'm also losing weight so that doesn't bother me. The print is good quality and feels tough. I don't know anything about screen printing or whatever the process is but I have a hoodie from WDW in 2014 with the same kind of printing and it still looks like new. I would be willing to bet the printing will last. They are black, not tumblr blue.

Vanilla Extract Bottle: color irl is brighter than pictured on the shop. I got pink thinking it was a more bubblegum pink but it is BRIGHT. the lid has a foldable straw. It's flat on the bottom but rounded on top, surprisingly comfortable in the mouth. Internal straw detaches for cleaning. Holds soda with no problems, but will hiss and release pressure when the straw is lifted, doesn't fizz out of the straw. Keeps cold really well! I filled it with a water bottle from the fridge and left it out all night and it was still cold the following morning. The finger loop has gel padding and is comfortable to carry by one finger even when full.

Tumblers: I got the presidential pink one and the sky one. Smaller than expected but perfect size for morning coffee. Comes with a matching straw and the lid has a slider to close the tumbler when not in use and keep things hot. Probably dishwasher safe, but I prefer to hand wash so no promises.

Patches: some are printed, some are embroidered, both seem fine. They have iron on backing but never hurts to double secure with a sewing machine.

Offline Journal: I haven't written in it yet but it has a good weight and is hardcover.

Shoelaces: they're great, only complaint is the plastic aglet but I'll let that slide since it would be hard to get the tumblr logo on a metal one

[secondbeatsongs]

ah. rip @emporium 😢 I'm glad I snagged some shoelaces after all

[spottedbread]

PORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[geezerwench]

Woo hoo! Got my order from Tumblr @emporium !

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Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky socks, four very beautiful pizza slice Tote Bags (that hold so many groceries! I already have two. They're on sale!), ~and~ the Very Important Blue Internet Checkmarks pin!

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There needs to be a blue checkmark emoji.

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[starryluminary]

I am going to look like such a loser

[notpikaman]

[jubs]

coppy with new friends

[emporium]

Important Blue Internet Checkmark Pin • $6

What’s the point of being important online if you can’t prove it with an unverified verification symbol IRL?

Lucky for you, this Important Blue Internet Checkmark enamel pin is 1.50″ of pure, uncut, unverified verification you can bring with you anywhere. And the stickers? Well, the Important Blue Internet Checkmark sticker sheet is 6″ x 4″ of glossy unverified verification you can stick on anything. Two blue checkmarks per sheet! Four checkmarks per order!