#tumblr's plmm contest

[handwrittenhello]

FINAL ROUND!!

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest

Remember, don't just vote for your fave! Consider who is the...

POOREST,

LITTLEST,

MEOW MEOW!!!

[brainrotdotorg]

I didn’t draw this for nothing. We all know who really won today because we didn’t have to commit voter fraud to get this far

[sexygaywizard]

The fact that if Vriska ever saw Harry du Bois she would absolutely viciously insult him and there is like an 80% chance that Harry would literally and actually die on the spot from it is proof that Vriska is no match for him in a poor meow meow competition

[thoughtgained]

If Harry wins the poor little meow meow poll I’ll make a new version of this cursed game sleeve that includes both his pathetic loserman title AND his poor little meow meow title. It’s gonna look like that Arkham city game by the time I’m done with it.

[moonsun2010]

It's ok Harry. We loved you.

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

He's got no point, he's not an icon, he's not a legend but he is the OUR POOREST LITTLE MEOW MEOW KING AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

[jaskierx]

SHIVERS [Challenging: Success] - You’re being watched. Not here, not physically, not by a set of peeping eyes behind a curtain. No, it’s something else entirely. You’re being watched in people’s *minds*. Considered. Evaluated. Pitted against another in some kind of contest. Elsewhere, everywhere, they’re thinking about *you*, Harry.

YOU - “Kim, everybody is thinking about me.”

KIM KITSURAGI - The sigh that the lieutenant lets out lasts for at least five seconds. He pinches the bridge of his nose and seems to muster up his own strength before deciding to humour you.

“Why is everybody thinking about you, detective?”

1. “Actually, they’re probably not thinking about me after all.”

2. “Because I’ve done something wrong.”

3. “Because the government are using radiocomputers to beam thoughts of me into their minds.”

4. “Because I’m *famous*.”

LOGIC [Easy: Success] - Yes, you are. Everybody knows your name now.

1. Why? Did I do something *cool*?

PAIN THRESHOLD [Godly: Failure] - Oh, Harry. You have no idea.

[concord-and-cliches]

and exactly how does this "tumblr" relate to the case at hand [id in alt!]

[bramble-bug-ramble]

vote for your soggiest newspaper before it's too late!

[notoriousneen]

the most pathetic babygirl to ever babygirl, we all know how it should've went down

[handwrittenhello]

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest

Remember, don't just vote for your fave! Consider who is the SCRUNCHIEST, MOST MISERABLE, and has made the WORST CHOICES.

[brainrotdotorg]

So he lost the meow meow poll.

[image description: Fanart of Harry Du Bois from the video game Disco Elysium, drawn in grayscale. He is on his knees, throwing his head back as he cries dramatically. There is a hollow square cross in front of him that contains an exclamation point, and text below that reads "Morale Critical". End ID.]

(ID done by @army-of-bee-assassins )

[sexygaywizard]

[anonymouslydeadactuallywrites]

Reasons why Will Graham should be Tumblr’s Poor Little Meow Meow In No Specific Order

•He is a sweaty little man who doesn’t want to be bothered, yet somehow keeps getting dragged into plot.

•No one respects his ass. He’s always too quiet, too weird, etc to the point where he’s framed for murder and no one bats an eye at him.

•His love interests include a lesbian, a cannibal, and a lady who doesn’t see him as a person. What a loser.

•He’s so confused for the first half of the series as he’s like hallucinating and being gaslit by his therapist.

•Said therapist/his husband keeps pulling a bunch of bullshit in him including: Gutting him, killing his pseudo daughter, sawing open his head to eat his brain, feeding him people, etc.

•Yet, he somehow keeps going back to his husband like a goof right? Even though his husband is a fucking cannibal.

•The duality of Will Graham to be a soft owo babygirl who’s going through it who hurts so pretty to being a feral son of a bitch who beat a man to death with his bare hands is exquisite.

•Did I mention Will Graham’s season two whorification? Cause that man was prepared to seduce a cannibal. For justice of fucking course:

•Sike, he warned his cannibal husband that the government was onto him like a simp.

•On that note, Will hurts so pretty. Hugh Dancy’s big watery eyes and that lost look at That tm part of Misomuzo? When Hannibal is treating his gunshot wound in Florence? chef’s kiss*

•And the best part is like Will causes a lot of his own pain like he likes his cannibal husband and purposely goes out of his way to do shit like release him from jail and make things harder for himself.

In conclusion, Will Graham is an exquisite Poor Little Meow Meow. Thank you for your time.

[nonbinary-punk-art]

I see that ones again its time to vote!

VOTE FOR HARRY DU BOIS FOR TUMBLRS PLMM CONTEST! this man is truly the most pathetic person ever.