#tw cockroaches

[aria-greenhoodie]

The fact the all powerful psychic gets bullied by bugs is so funny to me. I love you Saiki, never change.

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[eat-applez]

Art is my passion

[acianoh]

ゴキビト…

[lightthepathwithalantern]

Mine good kings queens and lords of the lands

it has come to my attention that, there is a roach yet again in my room, in the corner, filled to the brim with clutter I refuse to move, and tis I that may require assistance on how to exterminate it ;-;

[m0zzzzz]

cw: cockroaches, sam and max 305 spoilers

THIS IS A SAL APPRECIATION POST!!!!!!! I LOVE SAL :33

I hate that he's so hard to draw..... I wanna draw fanart for him but I quite literally can't because his design has so many little details it's insanely hard to 💔

BUTTT I also love how he has so many details, it makes him unique as a lot of the characters have easy-to-draw designs and then theres just sal. he's a giant roach and he likes caps :33

AND HIM AND STINKY.... DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THEY SEEM GROSS AT FIRST BUT THEY'RE LOWKEY KINDA CUTE TOGETHER 😭 THE LOVE LETTERS??? HE CALLED HER MY QUEEN IM DYING

(I still think girl stinky is a creep 💔)

paperwaite should've died instead of him /hj

JUST!!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!! CAN THE SNM FANDOM TALK MORE ABOUT SAL????

the fact that he technically debuted in 201 as an employee at stinkys diner is so funny to me, I can just imagine him wearing some shitty chef uniform that barley fits him cooking up the most atrocious meal and that thought is just so incredibly funny to me 😭😭

AND HE GENUINELY THOUGHT SAM AND MAX WERE COOL AND THEN HE JUST. DIES OF RADIATION POISONING. WHAR THE FUCK TELLTALE

[leechysmile]

Okay, probably an unpopular take and is 100% headcannon but I think Jou would absolutely despise cockroaches. Like "If I see one I'm deep cleaning" kind of despise.

I could go on and on about this really. I could write an essay on why it'd make sense for Jou to get to this point but I'll /try/ to keep it short. Just hear me out.

Because of the implied abuse, drunken father, etc I headcanon that his home wasn't exactly the cleanest and possibly had huge roach infestations. And growing up it probably didn't bother him much because that's what he was used to. Sure he liked being in places without them but they were at least tolerable.

But then picture this. Eventually he's able to move out of his dad's and gets an apartment. And there's no roaches. For the first time since before his parents separation he's living in a house where he doesn't have to constantly make sure something is covering his drinks and food so nothing gets in it. Sure, he still does it out of habit, but it's nice to know he doesn't have to.

Eventually he gets so used to it that he's no longer used to seeing roaches constantly. It's not something he consciously thinks about, at least not often. But he's still a bit messy. He often leaves his laundry on the floor or leaves dishes to pile. No big deal to him.

That is until he comes home one day and spots one of those little hell creatures: A roach. Suddenly it's a very big deal.

He doesn't know why but it immediately bothers him. Almost and unbearable amount. It reminds him of his dad's house and that alone is enough for him to spiral. He has roaches down. Does that mean he's dirty? What's next, a drinking problem? How similar to his father will he become?

As he spirals the little messes he leaves, the dishes, the laundry, etc all look much worse to him than it really is. Before he knows it he's squashed the roach and is frantically cleaning everything. He doesn't want to be his dad. He doesn't want to be his dad.

By the end his house has never been cleaner, but he's having a bit of a meltdown. Sometimes people bury their feelings. Sometimes they don't even realize it. But the the thig is: they stack up. And then something as small as a roach is enough to set things off. It might sound dramatic, Jou would think he's overreacting. All this over an insect? Talk about dramatic.

But it happens. And him invalidating his feelings isn't going to change that. Whether he consciously realizes it or not he's cleaner after that. Sure it was just one, but what about next time? There can't be a next time, he can't let that happen. He's done everything in his power not to become his father and he isn't about to let his home be tainted by reminders of that man. For once he feels safe where he lives. That can't be taken from him. He won't let it.

Jou hates cockroaches.

[foap-enjoyer]

2023 Halloween funny moments.

Bit of a different kind of post than normal, but I just wanted to share with the world.

I answer my door each year on Halloween (In the UK) with my many, many animals (snakes, lizards, spiders, ect), and these are some of the best responses I've gotten to each animal this specific year:

With pictures!

So trigger warning for snakes/lizards/cockroaches/tarantulas.

Lizard (Bearded dragon) (adult) - Is that a gecko? - Oh mum look, it's a... it's... a dinosaur? - Oh wow, that's cool. It's a Komodo lizard thing, right? - Mum! Mum look! He has an armadillo-thingy! - Oh my teacher used to have one of those. It died, I think. - It licked me IT LICKED ME I'M GOING TO DIE - Oh my God it's ACE, HI ACE I KNOW YOU (People know my lizard more than me..)

~

Snake (Royal 'ball' Python) (adult) - Holy SHIT - Get that thing away FROM MEEEE - Why would you own one of those. Respectfully, Mr.. snake.. owner, sir? - That's one wicked worm my guy - Is it a boa constrictor? I know snakes really well. - I WANNA HOLD IT MUM CAN I HOLD IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - I like snakes. They like violence, like me. ("Oh, actually he's very shy and gentle...") I don't like this snake. - MUM IT'S THE SNAKE MAN! (I'm well known in these parts as the 'reptile man' haha)

~ Snake (Hognose snake) (adult) - Why can't I hold this snake? ("Because he's very mean. He eats children") *cries* ("Only bad children, I promise!") *cries harder* - He's ginger! Ewwww! - He's very small... But it's the personality that counts, hey mate? - It's a cornsnake! With a.. oh. It's nose is deformed. Was it inbred?

~ Tarantula (Nhandu Chromatus/Brazillian Red 'n' white) (adult) - FUCK NO. FUCK. NO. - PISS OF YA DAFT CUNT (To the spider, not me... I think?) - Is it fluffy? Like a dog, I mean. It looks spiky, like a hedgehog. - Can I hold it? ("No, I'm sorry, they're fragile) Wow I've been lied to I thought they were tough as hell. - You, yeah both of you, you've got issues. - It looks like a Tony or something. Is it called Tony? - That fuckers bigger than my face, you feed him fingers or something?

~ Tarantula (Brachypelma hamorii/Mexican red knee) (baby) - Oh my God... You know what? That's kind of cute. - Mum, can we get one? "Fuck no, Tyler." - It's... what exactly does it do ("Nothing?") well that's boring. - It at least looks cuter than the house-spider I let stay in the corner of my room. He's called Terry.

~ Madagascan hissing cockroaches (adults) - Why would you own these. - Oh these are those hissing ones... Why aren't they hissing? - It bit me ("It's just her legs holding on") damn gurl you got some daggers on your feet - Can I steal them - Can I eat them - Can I take a selfie with them? - What are their names? ("Oh they're named after Mario princesses-") DAMN where's Princess Peach? PEACH?? PEACH WHERE ARE YOU?! (Don't worry, he found Peach, Peach is the third one. Yes, I can tell them apart)

~

Just a small reminder that I am an actual professional with these animals and I don't recommend doing this for Halloween unless you know what you're doing and, more importantly, know your animal (especially with tarantulas!). I did not let any child or adult hold my tarantulas nor my hognose (They're venomous, even if it's a small dose, allergic reactions may occur), and I know my python well enough to know he'll never strike, same with my beardie.

These are, also, not the only animals I have. I have thirteen in total :)

Just a lil notice! All fun though! Hope you enjoyed!

[yotenotes]

sasha toca (toh-tsah)

an unlabeled cockroach who uses any pronouns. works as a sous chef and yes he is very tired of hearing "bug in kitchen" comments / jokes about it they can and will tell you to shut up about it. also theyre dating mudbud

[the-clown-hours]

Some doodles of stuff I saw at the NARBC (a reptile convention)

god to hold a lot of these :D

[manicpixiedreamjew]

I need help with my mental block lol

I'm trying to become kinder and nicer to bugs like all of them bc I used to be massively massively terrorized of bugs

but like I cannot find anything redeeming abt cockroaches omg

like.........how to not be afraid they are the worst bug of all the bugs

[deathsmallcaps]

I walk out of the shower. There is a fucking large roach by my trash can.

I tell my roommate’s dog to kill it with fire. Knowing that he won’t, I run and get my shoe and smash it.

Since I believed my brother and his girlfriend (the roommates) are asleep, all I brought to the bathroom was a pajama top and clean underwear.

Once the bug is dead, I flip my shoe back to where it came from. Standing in the middle of my apartment with just a shirt and underwear on.

I look up as I go to grab a paper towel to pick up the smashed bug. On the stovetop is a large pan full of uncovered cooked chicken. It’s been left for at least 2 hours.

You know, where the roach could’ve touched it. Ew.

Mentally I’m thinking “Bug on meat??? Especially the kind of meat most likely to be yucky dirty?? The Samauri’s curse meat? That stuff that gave that entire family a Life full of Shits because they liked to keep some on the counter??? Chicken meet with prints of bug feet??? And we have a perfectly good storage area??? The fridge???”

So, thinking they won’t hear me, I whisper-scream at what I thought was an appropriate level “MEAT? Where the bugs can get it???”

I then Realize that I forgot to brush my teeth, and I rush back into the bathroom just as someone from their room opens the door.

I hear rustling. Oh god they heard me.

I get out of the bathroom again and yup. The chicken is now in the fridge.

I am glad that the biohazard is gone. Being younger than me, they left a slight mess, but being such a great big sister, I finish clearing the stovetop. I try not to do for them anymore but I don’t mind getting those last bits.

But I feel bad because that wasn’t the most elegant methods of communication. And it certainly wasn’t supposed to actually be communication, just an expression of a strong feeling.

Such is life

[januscorner]

King roach themed wallpaper?

[autumn-opossum]

What if Hemlock doesn’t actually need more funding for project necromancer and instead it’s for more yarn

[garbagedisp0sal]

[baconcolacan]

Brothers and sisters, our cockroach anon has fallen, it's now our jobb to protec Dan the bacon

You left me outside too long

[hanchouu]

hes gonna live guys HES GONNA LIVE