🔪💀Slashers and their favorite Kinks (With an implied female S/O) -NSFW💀🔪
Characters: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Brahms Heelshire
⚠️Warnings⚠️- Mentions of Blood/Blood play along with knife play as well as alluding to pregnancy/a breeding kink, Sex (Vaginal), and masturbation
Not surprising at all that he's big into blood and knife play 🔪🩸
Dude is also a huge sadist (obviously) but also a little bit of a masochist as well
If you're fine with it, he'll slice you a little on a breast and start licking and sucking the mess up. Don't worry, he won't leave too bad of a wound. He wants you around after all
Once he 100% trusts you and then some, he'll give you his knife and let you cut into him a little. If you're not comfortable with the knife being used at all on either of you, that's fine with him. He's more into the blood play anyways
He comes home bloodier than usual so he can smear it all over your face. The crimson of the blood matches your eye color so well. Drives him absolutely mad
Baby boy absolutely has a praise kink
Please tell him if he's doing a good job eating you out or if his cock is filling you nicely 🥺 He not only needs the reassurance but the praises will absolutely make him pick up the pace
But not too fast unless you're begging him. He's got a good size difference on you. He doesn't want to accidentally hurt you
Jason will absolutely NOT tolerate anything to do with blood during sex or humiliation. So don't ask him.
Two words: BREEDING 👏KINK👏
Just seeing you do anything around the Hewitt residence turns him on immediately
Unless you say otherwise, this man will always fill up your tight little pussy with his seed
He's trying to knock you up on purpose. Family is most important to him after all
If you beg him to put a baby in you during sex, Thomas will not be able to control himself
Normally he wouldn't go so hard and fast into you but just thinking about you carrying his child makes his mind go numb 🥵
If he does go too hard or fast for you and you do ask him to tone it down a bit, he immediately will.
You'd think this special, stinky, wall hobo wouldn't have any kinks or anything due to having to hide out in the walls for most of his life but nope. He's got quite a few kinks 😉
His biggest being a spanking kink
He'll literally go out of his way just to annoy you until you get fed up and have to punish him
He also absolutely loves being tied up and being denied a release until you decide when enough is enough (which is usually after you've had a few orgasms yourself)
But oh boy. When you decide you wanna do both at once, though
You'll have his arms tied up over his head so he can't do anything but just lay there as you take his huge cock into your seeping, wet hole. Moving your gorgeous hips in just the right way as you spank his thighs
Everytime he gets close to a release, you stop and hop off him. You sit at the end of the bed and let him watch as you bring yourself to your release
He's pleading with you during the entire time for you to get back on him so he can make the both of you feel good with his cock
"Please (Y/N), please.... I'll be good....I swear"
👀 I think I may have gone a little overboard with Brahms' one. Oh well. Might do a second part with the Sinclair Twins, Harry Warden and some other slashers if this is well received enough.
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How would the yanderes react to reader sending them a thirst trap? Asking for… my pet rock?
James just got out of the shower, and when he heard a notification from his phone. He checked it and then he felt his cock getting hard. He takes a quick pic and sends it to you. This is your fault for making him so horny and he's going to find you.
Max is on break and is going back to work in a few minutes. He's used to hearing his notifications go off because of his fans but when he saw your message. He quickly opened it and then he smirks. He can't wait to go to your home and have his way with you.
Xavier was done with video editing and can now finally relax. When he heard a noise from his phone and grabbed it to see who it was. He felt his pants growing tight and his mind is going all types of directions because the picture you sent. You couldn't get a response from him for a while because he's too busy getting off and admiring your features...
Seth just got inside his car and is ready to go home after doing his final delivery. When he heard his phone got a notification, he expected a customer. Instead he saw a mouth watering picture of you and he's overheating. He put his phone down, ignoring his boner and try his best to calm himself down. It's just a photo. It's just a photo.. it's just a photo...
A SEXY PHOTO OF YOU!
After a few minutes, he sends messages of compliments and asks if he could come over to your house.
[VD: an objection.lol video using clean ace attorney character sprites. the sprite actions are marked in [brackets.]
klavier gavin presents a gif of a pineapple being squeezed bt a hydraulic press until the juice sprays out the bottom.
klavier: after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out
apollo justice: [shocked] your WHAT
klavier: [pointing] my werewolf boyfriend
judge: I'm sorry, am I reading that right??
klavier: [sweating] MY [a cropped image of a werewolf leaning over]
trucy wright, as co-counsel: So we're just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?
klavier: [in green and red text] Watermelon
judge: ... [shakes head]
kristoph gavin, on the witness stand: Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking
apollo: [disheartened] (I don't feel safe)
miles edgeworth, on the witness stand: (read as tumblr tags) #Also I dated a dude who thought he was a werewolf, #that was interesting, #Not as interesting as him calling his friend mom and supporting her when she kidnapped her siblings, #but like the attempt at trying to get me to roleplay some godawful shit was up there
apollo: [shocked] I'm sorry what
[the "Hold it!" bubble appears on screen.]
klavier: [sweating] i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control
kristoph: hold on op aren't you the person who had an iq of 4?
[a gallery shot of the jury muttering.]
[the judge bangs his gavel.]
judge: [shocked] I'm crying. Nobody's clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist
disbarred phoenix wright, on the witness stand, all caps: WHAT IS HAPPENING?
trucy, side-on in all caps: OP'S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST
phoenix, all caps: THE HORNY WHAT?
klavier: [shocked, sweating] ...
wocky kitaki, on the witness stand: [twirling hair] Since we're just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one
[the "Hold it!" bubble appears again.]
apollo, in caps: [shocked] THE WHAT?!
[the screen fades to black before showing a younger klavier.]
younger klavier: Oh, My Pussy? It like a toaster go like [snaps] *Ding* poptarts roasted and ready
apollo: [thinking] I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite
trucy: personally i'm at 96%
[the judge bangs his gavel.]
judge: [shakes head] This post keeps getting worse
kristoph: [angry] I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.
apollo: [slams desk] For the love of god, stop asking "the what?" that's how this continues!
wocky: But what about the thirty for Minotaur?
apollo: [embarrased] Ahem. The what?
judge: [shakes head] No. Cancelled.
[the screen flashes white and shakes]
klavier: [looking up] But why?
apollo: [thinking] I. Just. (What the fuck do I do with this information now)
ema skye, on the witness stand: [shocked] GUYS stop reblogging this. [presents an image of adam driver dressed in military clothes.] OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal.
[the image is zoomed in to full-screen as ema talks over it.]
ema: He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused [sic] testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians.
[screen fades back to the courtroom.]
ema: Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.
klavier: [snaps] You sure that's me?
[klavier plays air guitar before banging the wall next to him.]
klavier: Like are you sure that's me?
["Objection!" appears on screen.]
apollo, in caps: [shocked] I'M- THAT'S ADAM DRIVER
phoenix: ...this has been a wild ride
dick gumshoe, on the witness stand: It was a pineapple, not a watermelon.
if anyone wants a boy with a cute lil cunt to stretch open with their big cock, spreading him wide until he’s whimpering as you slide in and out of his wet pussy, his tdick nice and hard and throbbing under your touch as he begs for you to thrust deeper inside of him until ur filling him with your cum.. then im right here <33
Thinking about being tied up and left on a low speed vibe while my dom does house cleaning and their work. They check on me every now and then and laugh at me cause it’s not enough for my to cum but just enough to keep edging me.
And when they’re finally done with their work and I’ve begged hard enough they come back over to me and sit on my face and use me to get off before finally finally fucking me and letting me cum over and over again for being such a good and patient girl
[ID: an mspaint drawing of Exandroth, from Just Roll With: Apotheosis, pointing at the audience. There is chiller text above him that reads "reblog if you would stab a terf" and below "or are a part of rumi's sex cult". Below the bottom text is smaller arial text reading "(no1 will kno which you rbd for............)" The colours used vary from a light orange to a red.]