Do these new bedsheets make my eyes pop?
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Looks like this guy‘s metabolism decided one day to retire spontaneously. 🤷♂️
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am I still a twink, or has that ship sailed?
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hairs, cut; chains, new ⛓️
once again using my body to ask you to check out my pup apparel site. it’s small, but growing. i have some exciting designs planned soon.
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Tis’ the season (of the sweatpants)
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After his knee injury he couldn’t play for a while. It’s been a hard time for him, but he found comfort in his neighborhoods Domino‘s Pizza.
When his knees finally healed he got so used to laying around all day and eating his beloved pizzas, that he was just to lazy to join his hockey team again.
Instead he spent his days with stuffing himself and watching his former teammates on TV, knowing he will never be as fit as them again, which made him so frustrated that he stuffed himself even more. At least he had his pizzas, they always cheered him up again.
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