#twisted

[e-b-e]

please please i can’t be the only one to have noticed the similarities in themes here, ive been thinking about this for months

[justarandombrit]

Just a group of some of my favourite (serious) Starkid photos. Aka, ones that would be really good phone wallpapers. ↓

[khruschevshoe]

Starkid is one of the absolute best arguments for supprting independent art. The fact that the shows you're invested in can't get canceled by Big Daddy Streaming, the quality is always amazing, the love of the cast and crew doesn't get squeezed out by surprise budget reductions, the fact that since crowd funding provides almost all costs up front (plus the presence of voluntary digital ticket/in person tickets for additional funding), the fan base can access the full material for whatever cost they can contribute (even if you can give nothing monetarily, you will still get a professionally shot version of the material eventually, without surprise fees or password crackdowns, AND with captions/completely accesible regardless of location). The same goes for Tin Can Bros, Shipwrecked, and all the other associated theater and web series companies loosely connected to Starkid. Like, I cannot believe the amazing content provided to us at the same level as Broadway or streaming services with billion dollars at hand, with almost none of the catches that come with others. Like, I cannot believe that we get all of this right at our hands.

[sirius-you-know]

No but why is reading fanfiction way easier than starting a new book

[thatdelusionalnerd]

Bully the bully to bury the bully is so much like follow the golden rule to follow the gold and rule

[nemfrog]

Twisted tree trunks and birds. Die Pflanze in Kunst und Gewerbe. v.2. 1886?

Internet Archive

[grettinara]

🎊Twisted wonderland 4th Anniversary gif🎊

[starkidsupremacy]

Starkid and Puppets: A Legacy

Now if you're like me, you're probably obsessed with starkids penchant for puppetry

And in light of recent news...

It's safe to say I've been screaming, crying, throwing up thinking about it alot

So lets take a journey through all their Puppets shall we!

We start where all good stories start AVPM. Who have the Dragon puppet

Next, MAMD has no puppet's

And AVPS has sorty and scarfy! (<3)

Now obviously... Starship, with an incredible amount of puppetry

Bug and buggette

Roach and some other backround Puppets (including mosquito's)

And (in my opinion) starkids most incredible puppet to date, Pincer!

Holy Musical B@tman has none

AVPSY does have a puppet! They have the basilisk puppet (technically scarfy and sorty again)

Twisted has two Puppets! The monkey

And the parrot

Neither Trail to Oregon or ANI have any Puppets unless you count Cornwallis

Firebringer has both trunkell

And snarl (with a size to rival pincer)

And you know what, let's count the duck

Tgwdlm has none

Black friday doesn't technically have any but I'm still going to put a picture of wiggly here because I just think you should look at him <3

And surprisingly, while nightmare time 1 has no puppets, nmt2 does!

The axe man

And the stupidly impressive (and rival for my fav) Otho

Lastly Nerdy Prudes Must Die, regrettably, has no puppets

That's a total of 20 different puppets (lmk if I miscounted starship). With an average of 1.3 puppets per musical/project!

Sorry this is so long lol

[meshok62]

[orofeaiel]

Mossy Curlicue

[justarandombrit]

Starkid really loves their dark reprises that come immediately after the original song, don't they?

[nobark-allbite]

i’m tired of you bitches not acknowledging jamie lynn beatty for the absolute legend and star that she is

she needs to play a lead sometime soon!

[oracleofdiscord]

one of my (new) favorite starkid things is their reprises where they've subtly changed the titular phrase

"follow the golden rule" vs "follow the gold and rule"

"bully the bully" vs "bury the bully"

i just think it's neat

[mythicalwater]

Starkid's parody musical of Aladdin, Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier turns 10 today! here's some fanart!!

[sweetsweetjellybean]

Twisted | Eddie Munson x FemReader

AN: 18+ A little something quick & dirty while I work on my series. Brought to you by Smutterpiece Theater and their sponsor Horny Hours.

TW: creampie. pretzel position, dirty talk, a little rough, a little spank, a little tiddy fucking. ENJOY

"Baby. Bay-be," Eddie presses wet kisses up your spine, lifting your thin sleep tank. You're sprawled out on your stomach, twisted slightly with one knee bent and your hands tucked under your pillow. 

"Eddie, I'm tired," you mumble, eyes closed tight, still heavy with sleep. 

"But baby," he pouts, his warm chest pressed at your back, lips tickling the shell of your ear. His hand slides up your side until the underneath of your breast is exposed, "you're going to be gone for five whole days, and there's going to be no one to sit on my face," his fingers squirm there way between you and the mattress until he's teasing your nipple into a hardened peak.

"Your face will be just fine. I'm sleeping," you roll more fully in your stomach, pulling your breast from his grasp. Your folds are still swollen and sticky from his cum and the possessive sex you had a few hours before falling asleep.

"And you're so cute when you sleep. Especially with all that drool," he tickles the side of your lips with one finger. 

Your eyes pop open, "I am not drooling," you wipe the back of your hand across your mouth, double-checking. 

He chuckles in your ear, and you roll to your side to face him. He's propped up one elbow, wearing just his boxers and a sly smile. 

"I have to get up so early," you whine, pecking his soft lips, "You already fucked me twice today. Didn't you get enough?"

"But you already wiped all my cum away, baby. I want you to leave all filled up," he kisses you back harder, more demanding, "I want everyone to know you're mine."

"Eddie," you cup his jaw pushing him back, "It's an all-girls retreat at catholic camp, and you're the goddamn reason my parents are making me go in the first place."

His fingers circle your wrist, gripping tightly, pushing you onto your back, pinning your arm over your head against the pillow, "Might as well do something worth confessing," he dips his head, those plush lips attaching to the soft skin of your neck, sucking hard creating a vacuum of pleasure straight to your pussy.

"Everyone is going to know, baby," he leaves a wet trail as he moves new spot to mark, "they'll know that you get fucked so good."

A moan mixes with your exhale as you rub your legs together, the soft material of your sleep shorts starting to dampen.

He pulls your shirt over your head and starts on your breasts, adding the scrap of teeth over your nipples, "I need these tits covered, looking like works of art," he says between sucks drenching you with his spit. He moves from one to the other, your nipples red and aching when he finishes with one last hickey on the underside of your breast, his big doe eyes on yours, making sure you understand you belong only to him.

"Fuck, you got me so hard," his chin shiny with spit as he stands up and drops his boxers. His cock stands out from his body, the pink fat head leaking precum down the veiny shaft. He leans over and kisses you once while he climbs back on the squeaky mattress, straddling your chest, bringing that hard length to your lips.

"Spit on it, baby. Get me soaked. I want to fuck your tits."

His cock jumps when you press a kiss to the head before sucking in his tip. Letting your tongue swirl around it like a popsicle before working it into his slit.

"I said spit," he says, dragging it from your mouth with a pop.

"So impatient," you tease, gathering your spit, letting it drool out into his dick, and using your hand to spread it.

"That's it," he praises, looking down at you, his eyes almost black. He pulls away, moving down your body, spitting into the valley of your breasts before settling his cock between them. Calloused thumbs rub your nipples as he pushes them together and starts thrusting his hips.

"They look so pretty. All my little marks," he admires, watching himself slide in and out, "Hold 'em, baby," he brings your hands up to take his place, leaving him free to stroke and pinch your nipples, causing you to whimper at the pleasure mixing with a bit of pain. 

"Ahh, Eddie," you rub your feet against the sheets, your clit pulsing in time with his thrusts. 

"Are you getting needy? I thought you were tired?" he tuts.

"Not anymore. I want you," your tongue licking out trying to reach his tip when pushes through your cleavage.

"You like getting used," he reaches back and rubs you over your shorts, "You want me to use your pussy? Fill it up and send you home to your daddy."

"Mmmhmm, please. Use me," you buck your hips against his hand. 

"How can I say no to that?" he smiles wickedly, his tongue sneaking out to trace his plush lips. He moves off your body and grasps the waist of your shorts. 

"You better not say no, or I'll find someone else to say yes," you tease, lifting your hips and legs while he slides off your pajamas.

"On your side," he says, his eyes flashing.

The smirk you wear as you start to roll is quickly replaced with surprise when his fingers dig into your hips and flip you roughly before giving your ass a hard slap. The crack echoed through the trailer.

"Careful, or you're going to have some handprints to match those hickies," he lifts your top leg and straddles the lower. 

"Ready, baby?" he asks as the head of his cock pushes into your waiting entrance, the delicious stretch of that first thrust always leaving you gasping. You twist your torso just in time to catch his eyes as he slides against your walls, fillings you incredibly deep until his heavy balls slap against your clit.

"Fuck," you cry out when he leans forward, wrapping your top leg over his hip as he ruts into you, grunting as he bottoms out every time. 

"Beg for my cum," he leans down and bites your breast, fucking you harder, his bedframe slamming into the wall, "beg for it, and I'll decide if you deserve it."

"Please, Eddie," you whimper, not knowing if you've ever been fucked this hard or deep before. 

"Please what, baby?" he licks his thumb and brings it to your clit, rubbing it in time with his thrusts. 

"Please, I want your cum," you plead, trying to tug him closer, "Fill me so full it will be leaking out of me until I come back."

"Will that get you off?" he stays deep, his shallow thrusts punishing that spot on your velvety walls, "If I fill up this tight pussy?"

"I'm going to cum so hard." 

The feeling of him pulsing cum into your pussy, sets you off, your whole body shaking, feeling completely used and fucked had you cumming harder on his dick than you ever had before. He collapses on top of you, drenched in sweat, placing lazy wet kisses on your cheeks. You're so full you wish he would stay inside forever.

"Eddie?"

"Mmmhmm?"

"Maybe I can skip camp and stay with you this week?"

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