#twisted wonderland filipino yuu

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Filipino Yuu (I miss this series)

Headcanon

Yuu once drew a barong tagalog sketch on her paper. Crewel noticing his pup wasn't paying attention, he snatched the paper and saw the design. He is in awe and decided "I want to try this." Now, Crewel went to his class wearing a barong tagalog. Oh and Yuu didn't get punished for not paying attention to his class.

[yuumei-strawberry-shortcake]

Ace: Hey can I crash in tonight?

Filipino!yuu: ha?, why?

Ace: You'll never gonna believe me, just let me sleep here for the time being, kay?

Filipino!yuu: Not until you tell me– ugh here come in.

*Ace proceeds to tell them why he was collared by Riddle for stealing a tart*

Filipino!yuu: *facepalms* Tanga mo naman.

(you're stupid.)

Ace: ..uh? What?

Filipino!yuu: nothing, you can stay here but tommorow morning you will go back to your dorm and apologize to your housewarden. Are we clear?

Ace: oh cmon! Fine! Will you atleast be there?

Filipino!yuu: *rolls their eyes* lah ... Sure...

Ace: sweet! So where do I sleep?

Filipino!yuu: on the couch duh.

Ace: oh come on, yuu! I'm real slim I promise I won't take up much space on your bed~.

Filipino!yuu: ihh dust off the couch and you'll be fine. Goodnight.

Ace: damn.

[sunlightocean]

Idea for Filipino!Yuu

So like,,, you know how filipinos never actually use measurements,,, but just eye ball it? And somehow it will always turn out right??

Yeah,,, lets add that to Filipino! Yuu

Crewel watching Yuu just dump the ingredients in Alchemy class without using any measurements whatsoever,,, AND IT STILL TURNS OUT PERFECT. Crewel doesn't whether to be impressed or disappointed.

Ace tried this once and blew up the lab in 5 seconds.

It's just an asian trait Ace,,,, you can't pull it off....

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Filipino Yuu/MC swearing scenarios

TW!!: Filipino swear words

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Yuu/MC: tanginang bahay naman toh oo...

Crowley: I KNOW THERE'S A SWEAR WORD THERE YOUNG MAN/LADY, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!! t-there's a swear word right?

Grim: *shrugs off shoulder*

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Sebek: HUMAN!!

Yuu/MC: Pisting yawa...

Sebek: What!?

Yuu: nothing

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*Chapter 3 after Yuu/MC discovered what Ace, Deuce and Grim did*

Yuu/MC: MGA BOBO, WALANG UTAK, WALANG HIYA!!!

Deuce: what are they saying?

Ace: i think they are complimenting us??

Grim: that doesn't sound like a a compliment

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[syl-lithy]

Filipino Yuu

-when Riddle insulted them in chapter 1, they started a bitch fight 

 -regretted telling Ace about how everything within close proximity can be used as a weapon whether blunt or projectile. All because something like this happened

-is the school’s unlicensed therapist and that means they’re a marites by profession

-curses a lot in tagalog and gets away with it cus no one understands 🤷‍♀️

-sometimes uses the Filo term for stuff they don’t know/can’t remember what the English term is

-makes simple dishes from home with ingredients that exist in twisted wonderland

-probably can make the same amount of dishes Jamil can when Kalim holds a party(based off my experience in the kitchen during fiesta in my grandma’s house)

-sings opm at mostro lounge and everybody vibes with it even though they can’t understand what the words mean

-speaking of singing, has a great voice thanks to karaoke every time there’s a celebration

-is dramatic af and petty, prolly holds grudges and uses their professional maritesm to its advantage

[nrc-broadcasting]

Just a stupid little fact about this blog:

I was actually going to put local-longganisa-seller as it’s name and then just title it Unique Magic: Listen Up but then I got the idea of NRC-Broadcasting so yeah, I wasn’t able to sell any longganisa/j

Anyways I actually started writing content today and it’s in my drafts, I’m just going to proof read it

[amora-ledezma]

Thank goodness there’s no one based on a squid in Octavinelle, or else my first thought of them would be dead-ss just;

✨Calamares✨

aND THE FACT THAT MY BROTHER COOKED SOME THE OTHER DAY ISN’T HELPING ME

[qwertyheidi]

Vil: My sweet potato, you're so cute, but you always curse.

Yuu, slowly turns to face Vil: Krutang inamerls. Boyof Kerls. Kyokyu kerls! Boyof ka! Even if you don't curse, you're still ugly! KRUTANG INAMERLS!

Vil: ...

[azuyo]

i need more filipino yuu fanfics in ao3😭😭 i cant relate to the Yuus who come from the U.S. 🥹

[ellovett]

VOLUME WARNING

Pls reach the target audience 😭

uhhh translation under the cut if you want

HOY. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I SAW YOU AND UR FRIENDS THROWING ROCKS AT OUR HOUSE. HA?? STOP THROWING FUCKING ROCKS AT OUR HOUSE.

[rrasado]

Filipino! TWST Mc cause I'm bored af again

( Disclaimer that these are all just for fun please don't take these seriously )

MC sees grimm for the first time and almost yelled Chanak™

Mc sees Crowley sensei for the first time and had to hold back on the 'ang mga ibon'

Remember the first time MC meets ace?

"HA! You really are pathetic-" "At ikaw mukha kang fuqboy"

That time MC and deuce had to go to Sam's shop?

"My shop has everything an-" "So basically a glorified sari-sari store"

When Deuce went delinquent mode on their way back from the shop MC could only think 'Oh wow mala gangster din pala siya sana all'

MC mixing the ingredients for the tart be like "halo halo walang gagalaw-"

Remember the unbirthday party? Mc's mind be like 'kulang nalang shanghai at spaghetti para party na talaga to'

May or may not have accidentally called ace "alas" at some point

MC being genuinely good at some card games cuz boi this child grew up playing pusoy dos with their titos and knows this crap.

"We challenge you to a round of magift you magic less human!" Then proceeds to be absolutely decked by MC.

What'd you guys expect they literally grew up playing 'Batuhang Bola' and 'Tumbang preso', their aim is PERFECT™

That time they chased ruggie? Yeah MC catches him hands down. Those years of playing 'langit lupa' and 'ice ice water' DID NOT go in vain.

"Today we'll learn about magical history" "takteng yan bagsak nga ako sa AP eh.."

"MC it's lunchtime let's go" "Great so where's the canteen caouse I don't have baon"

"MC I told you countless times that-" "share mo lang?"

When Malleus pops up at Ramshackle dorm MC almost yelled Demonyo

'Ay hindi demonitong kagwapuhan din pala to...'

Lowkey will probably ask Idia if he plays ML

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FILIPINO YUU

It's been a while guys! Did you miss me?!? I miss u guys too! Mwah!

Imagine! NRC students followed Yuu in her world? Like when Yuu when came back to her world, her literature teacher acts mysterious as if she "knew"

And the next thing she knew, NRC students and teachers are here! And the literature teacher was just smirking and greeting Crowley!

And and- They stayed here in a big mansion *wews paid by Crowley himala*

Vil and Rook would've love BGC and drag Epel with them

Malleus, you would love the architecture of our church. Syempre bhie itago mo horns mo kfuajchahhfd

Ace and Deuce would try street foods and accidentally nasawsaw ni Ace yung kwek kwek nya sa banlawan ng sandok

Tas confuse si Sebek, bibili sya ng snacks pero yung sukli candy

Cater doing tiktok lmao

Crewel, Crowley and Trein meeting Yuu's filipina tiger mom. Oh and she and Crewel gets along

Syempre field trip idoaycisycishfidyid tas si Crowley dapat mag bayad. Tas dalhin nyo si Leona sa manila zoo para makita yung lions

Tuturuan yan sila ni Yuu kumaldag only for Vil na sapakin sila sa ulo.

Dalhin sila Floyd at Jade sa Ocean Park tas sabi ni Yuu "Pag scinam nyo ako, dito ko kayo kakaladkarin"

Tas papakainin ni Yuu si Azul ng kalamares.

......

Note: soo yeah I'm back with more twst content. By the way, do you wanna meet my oc? She is my "filipino Yuu"

And! Guess her Dorm in the comments *it ain't ramshackle y'all.*

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*playing the equivalent twisted wonderland version of mobile legends with Deuce and loses for the 5th time*

Filipino!yuu: TANGINA AYOKO NA (FUCK I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE) *throws phone on deuce's bed*

Deuce: this is our fifth time losing, how about we take a break? *looked at yuu*

Filipino!yuu: Napaka bobo, mga inutil, walang pinag aralan, pabigat sa bansa! (So stupid, useless, uneducated, a burden to the country!)

Deuce: uh.. yeah let us take a break so then you'll cool off..

Filipino!yuu: *still burning with rage while reporting the players except for deuce*

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Filipino Yuu ft. Leona Kingscholar and Cheka

Yuu: walang hiya ka Leona! Iniwan mo sarili mong pamangkin!

Cheka tugging yuu's sleeves: Big sis, is there something wrong?

Yuu: oh no baby. So, what do you want to do? Big sister still has class so I want you to behave while at there. Got it?

Cheka: Got it!

Yuu: *Gently carries Cheka all around*

*at the cafeteria*

Deuce: oh! Hey Yuu!

Ace: Haha you look like a nanny right now-

Yuu: Ace, please get us our lunch. I will be staying here with Cheka.

Ace: uhh alright

Yuu: cheka, eat the veggies.

Cheka: Nyo!

Yuu: If you don't eat your veggies, you won't become strong to fight the sigbin.

Cheka: Sigbin?

Yuu: Yes. A very terrifying creature in my homeland. It is said to come out at night to suck the blood of victims from their shadows. It is very scary and ugly!

Cheka, Deuce, Grim and Ace: 😟😟😟

Yuu: that's why, we eat our vegetables to make ourselves strong and defend ourselves from the Sigbin.

Cheka, Deuce, Grim and Ace: *Eats the vegetables*

Grim: Hey yuu... are sigbins really true

Yuu whispering: yes. There are two sigbins here in night raven actually.

Grim: What?!

Yuu whispering: you and Leona

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Filipino Yuu who is adopted by Crewel

Crewel: Yuu, welcome to my home.*A big mansion*

Yuu: woah...

Yuu: *Takes off their slippers* where should I put this?

Crewel: why did you take off your slippers?

Yuu: It will make the floor of your house dirty.

Yuu: Oh...

Yuu: I just got used on taking off the slippers before entering the house. It always happen in a filipino household.

Yuu: *Kung di ko tanggalin tsinelas ko, masasapak ako ng nanay ko*

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TWISTED WONDERLAND WITH HALF FILIPINO YUU

*Sleep over on Deuce's house since his Mom is not home*

Deuce: Yuu, what will be our dinner tonight?

Grim: Yeah! I'm hungry

Ace: Same!

Yuu: Langya bhie, saglit lang

Ace: Uhhhh what?

Yuu: Oh nothing! I said that dinner will be served now!

Yuu: *serves them adobo, daing and bibingka*

Deuce: Ohhh what's that mc?

Grim: What's with the fish?

Yuu: Oh Grim, wag kanalang mag inarte. Pasalamat ka at may kinakain ka.

Grim: Huh?

Yuu: wala

Grim: huh??

Ace: ehh what is it called Yuu?

Yuu: this one is called Adobo, the fish is called Daing and this one is called bibingka. Come on, try it. They taste heavenly with rice!

Deuce, Ace and Grim: *Eats the food*

Deuce: OH MY LORD

Grim: Y-Yuu!

Yuu: Is everyone alright?

Ace: YUU! THEY ARE DELICIOUS!!! HOLY-

Yuu: Haha! Glad you like!

Yuu: *Buti nalang at pinilit ako ni mama na matuto na magluto kahit tinatamad ako*