#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes
blackopals-world · 18 hours
At lunch
Artist!Yuu: *Slips and falls while carrying lunch trey and gets food on their face.
In class
Artist!Yuu: *Falls asleep in class and faceplants on desk*
In the hall
Artist!Yuu:*Tripped over their own feet and is now lying on the ground too embarrassed to get up*
Writer!Yuu: *sighs* You know in most stories being clumsy is a cute meaningless character flaw that makes them somewhat likable. But you prove just how ridiculous that is. You are a danger to yourself. Please for the love of God don't move on your own I'm afraid you'll give yourself a concussion.
Artist!Yuu: *Looks at them with the most pitiful kicked puppy expression*
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demon-lover-669 · 2 days
Savanaclaw dorm
Jack: we need to spilt up
Leona haven’t you seen a horror movie dark skinned people always die first.
Ruggie: true true
Y/n: *reading a magazine on the couch* that’s true and all ya all dark skinned
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Yuu: (holding a broom) someone is being a bitch
Broom: (hits them)
Yuu: I'll get my flamethrower
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captainjacklyn · 2 days
Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #38 :
Crowley : It appears that there are seven of you but only four chairs today..
Vil : Have everyone stand.
Riddle : Bring three more chairs !
Azul : The most important ones can sit down.
Leona : Kill three.
Everyone : ...
Leona : Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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moonlit-midnight · 10 hours
TWST incorrect quotes
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Yuu: Do you have a crush?
Jade: I don’t answer questions unrelated to work
Yuu, grinning: You definitely have a crush
Jade, looking flabbergasted: Can you perhaps read minds?
Yuu: No, but I can clearly see that pretty blush on your face
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mrsrookhunt · 5 months
MC: *Muttering* Damn this little bird bitch...
Vil: *Appears* Are you talking about Neige?
MC, staring at the duolingo reminder that's still plaguing them from their home world*
MC: Yes.
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equestriagirl16 · 1 year
—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
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aerith-jade · 10 months
Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.
Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.
Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
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rayroseu · 7 months
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*book 7 pt 3 orientation*
dont mind me implying nrc a kindergarten rn--
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Twisted wonderland incorrect Quotes #33
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{At jade’s funeral}
Azul: *puts hand on the headstone and sobs* How could you do this to me Jade
Azul: We are so understaffed.
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coralinnii · 9 months
Malleus has one fear
Grim: Yuu, pick me up!
Yuu/MC picking up Grim to barely reach Malleus’ eye level
Grim: hear me, dragon man!
Malleus, amused: I have no reason to, cat creature. I hardly need to fear anything
Grim: I’ll make sure my henchhuman never speaks to ya *looks to Yuu/MC* hey, don’t ever talk to this guy
Yuu/MC, confused: Uhh…ok? But I doubt that’ll work on Mal-
Malleus: Speak your demands.
Yuu/MC: ???
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blackopals-world · 3 days
Sam:(answering the door late at night) What the fuck?
Lil'Jester!Yuu:(Left in a basket on the doorstep) Hi~♡
Sam: Who the fuck keeps leaving these here?!
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demon-lover-669 · 7 months
I just need to put this image in y’all’s head
Lilia owning this bed but in hot pink
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Yuu: (in the water) if either of you two tries to drown me I'll kick you
Floyd: (laughing) I'd like to see you try Shrimpy~
Jade: (smiling) I think in water we are a bit to fast for you Prefect
Azul: so what's with the bruises?
Floyd: (with a black eye) Shrimpy is mean
Jade: (also with a black eye) I understimated the Prefect
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captainjacklyn · 2 days
Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #37 :
Yuu/Mc : Hey Jack have you seen Deuce, Ace and Grim ?
Jack : Oh they went to play hide and seek or something like that.
Yuu/Mc : Where ?
Jack : You missed the point-
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moonlit-midnight · 4 months
TWST incorrect quotes
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Floyd: Wanna hang out with me, angelfish?
Y/N: I can’t, I have a deadline to meet 
Floyd: *takes your hand and drags you out of your room* I’m not taking no for an answer 
Y/N: Fine! Let’s go, my project can wait 
*seven hours later*
Jade: *finds you in the kitchen at 1:00 A.M., papers scattered across the floor*
Jade: What are you doing, little pearl?
Y/N: Eating five slices of pizza and a whole slice of REGRET, what do you think I’m doing?
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