#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes

[blackopals-world]

At lunch

Artist!Yuu: *Slips and falls while carrying lunch trey and gets food on their face.

In class

Artist!Yuu: *Falls asleep in class and faceplants on desk*

In the hall

Artist!Yuu:*Tripped over their own feet and is now lying on the ground too embarrassed to get up*

Writer!Yuu: *sighs* You know in most stories being clumsy is a cute meaningless character flaw that makes them somewhat likable. But you prove just how ridiculous that is. You are a danger to yourself. Please for the love of God don't move on your own I'm afraid you'll give yourself a concussion.

Artist!Yuu: *Looks at them with the most pitiful kicked puppy expression*

[demon-lover-669]

Savanaclaw dorm

Jack: we need to spilt up

Leona haven’t you seen a horror movie dark skinned people always die first.

Ruggie: true true

Y/n: *reading a magazine on the couch* that’s true and all ya all dark skinned

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (holding a broom) someone is being a bitch

Broom: (hits them)

Yuu: I'll get my flamethrower

[captainjacklyn]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #38 :

Crowley : It appears that there are seven of you but only four chairs today..

Vil : Have everyone stand.

Riddle : Bring three more chairs !

Azul : The most important ones can sit down.

Leona : Kill three.

Everyone : ...

Leona : Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Yuu: Do you have a crush?

Jade: I don’t answer questions unrelated to work

Yuu, grinning: You definitely have a crush

Jade, looking flabbergasted: Can you perhaps read minds?

Yuu: No, but I can clearly see that pretty blush on your face

[mrsrookhunt]

MC: *Muttering* Damn this little bird bitch...

Vil: *Appears* Are you talking about Neige?

MC, staring at the duolingo reminder that's still plaguing them from their home world*

MC:

MC: Yes.

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

[aerith-jade]

Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.

Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.

Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.

[rayroseu]

*book 7 pt 3 orientation*

dont mind me implying nrc a kindergarten rn--

[nightshade-writes-stories]

Twisted wonderland incorrect Quotes #33

{At jade’s funeral}

Azul: *puts hand on the headstone and sobs* How could you do this to me Jade

Azul: We are so understaffed.

[coralinnii]

Malleus has one fear

Grim: Yuu, pick me up!

Yuu/MC picking up Grim to barely reach Malleus’ eye level

Grim: hear me, dragon man!

Malleus, amused: I have no reason to, cat creature. I hardly need to fear anything

Grim: I’ll make sure my henchhuman never speaks to ya *looks to Yuu/MC* hey, don’t ever talk to this guy

Yuu/MC, confused: Uhh…ok? But I doubt that’ll work on Mal-

Malleus: Speak your demands.

Yuu/MC: ???

[blackopals-world]

Sam:(answering the door late at night) What the fuck?

Lil'Jester!Yuu:(Left in a basket on the doorstep) Hi~♡

Sam: Who the fuck keeps leaving these here?!

[demon-lover-669]

I just need to put this image in y’all’s head

Lilia owning this bed but in hot pink

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (in the water) if either of you two tries to drown me I'll kick you

Floyd: (laughing) I'd like to see you try Shrimpy~

Jade: (smiling) I think in water we are a bit to fast for you Prefect

~later~

Azul: so what's with the bruises?

Floyd: (with a black eye) Shrimpy is mean

Jade: (also with a black eye) I understimated the Prefect

[captainjacklyn]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #37 :

Yuu/Mc : Hey Jack have you seen Deuce, Ace and Grim ?

Jack : Oh they went to play hide and seek or something like that.

Yuu/Mc : Where ?

Jack : You missed the point-

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Floyd: Wanna hang out with me, angelfish?

Y/N: I can’t, I have a deadline to meet 

Floyd: *takes your hand and drags you out of your room* I’m not taking no for an answer 

Y/N: Fine! Let’s go, my project can wait 

*seven hours later*

Jade: *finds you in the kitchen at 1:00 A.M., papers scattered across the floor*

Jade: What are you doing, little pearl?

Y/N: Eating five slices of pizza and a whole slice of REGRET, what do you think I’m doing?