Azul: “But Y/N, how can I improve my image without taking other people’s talents?”
MC/Yuu: “You could change your name.”
Azul: “What’s wrong with Azul?”
MC/Yuu: “Say it backwards.”
Azul: “Luza.” (Loser)
Jade and Floyd: *try not to be sick from how hard they’re laughing*
Azul: *knows he will never hear the end of this*
Literally any TWST guy: I am going to ask Yuu/MC out on a date
Grim, hiding nearby: FINALLY!
TWST guys to Yuu/MC: maybe we can check it out together, see what RSA has been up to
The staff (minus Crowley) join in: OH MY GOSH! IT'S HAPPENING!!
Grim: YES IT IS! YES IT IS! YES IT IS! What is she going to say?
Yuu/MC: it's okay. Crowley handled it for once so there is no need for that 😊
Staff: Oh come on!
Grim: YUU/MC WHY?!?!??!
Yuu/MC: No way! Did he just ask me out on a date???!?!
Grim, appearing out of nowhere: YES YOU IDIOT!!! *ugly sobs*
MC: *petting Malleus while he kneels on the ground with his head in their lap*
Random student: Psssh, how pathetic. A soon to be king practically on a weak little human’s leash. I fear for the future of this world.
Malleus: *appearing behind them* Oh how pathetic. Ignorant scum not knowing how to mind their own business. If you’re so worried I can assure you, the future would be much brighter without you in it.
Random student: *shitting bricks*
Malleus: *returns to his spot peacefully like nothing happened*
Yuu Being Petty
Ace: Shit, we had homework?!
Yuu: We did? Oh, I’m sorry Ace, I forgot to mention that. :)
Ace: ...did you do that on purpose?
Yuu: That was for making me drop all my work into that puddle last week. :)
Leona: *Peacefully napping*
Yuu: *Shakes Leona* Wakey, wakey~
Yuu: Crewel-sensei told me to tell you that you have detention for not showing up in class today.
Leona: ...you didn’t wake me up?
Yuu: You’re 20, Leona. Act like an adult for once.
Leona: ...Is this payback for the time I slept on you and made you miss class?
Yuu: I had to spend an hour listening to Crowley talk about how gracious he is. This is just plain karma.
Yuu: Hey Azul? Can I interest you in a contract?
Azul: Oh, sure~ let’s talk about the details.
*An hour later*
Azul: *About to blow a fuse* IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO AGREE TO MY TERMS, WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT?!
Yuu: I don’t know, maybe an apology for kicking me out of my own dorm when it technically wasn’t yours yet? :)
Yuu: I almost had to sleep in the cold, you know. You could’ve at least let me stay in my own room at least. :)
Yuu: Also I’m not signing your contract. Bye. *Walks out casually as if Azul isn’t going to command the Tweels to go after them*
Jamil: *Makes a hoop during Basketball Club practice*
Yuu: *From across the field for the 14th time* DOOOKKAAAN! NICE SHOT!
Jamil: What the fuck.
Yuu: You yeeted me into the cold tundra. In nothing but a shirt and shorts. I’m not stopping.
Yuu: Yo, Idia! Look at this cool SSR card I got in this game!
Idia: Wh-What?! But that’s super rare! I haven’t even gotten that card yet!
Yuu: Pretty lucky, huh? I didn’t even spend any money on this game. And this is my third free pull today.
Yuu: Don’t I have good RNG? :)
Yuu: Are you jealous yet?
Vil: *Having a good time in the garden*
Yuu: *Walking by intentionally* Oh, good afternoon, Vil.
Vil: Good afternoon, Y- *Looks down*
Vil: What in the Great Seven’s are you wearing?
Yuu: Oh, these? *Looks down at crocs* Yeah, you threw out my shoes and told me to get better ones. :)
Yuu: Luckily, Sam had these on a discount. Don’t I look good in them?
Vil: *Backing away* Never come near me in those again.
Yuu: Never throw my only shoes away again.
Yuu: *Looks at Malleus* I am mad at you, Tsunotaro.
Malleus: *Inner panic* Wh- Why???
Yuu: Honestly? I dunno. Maybe it’s because everyone here makes me mad due to their problems and act like I’m their counselor. And I’m not. But you haven’t yet so I’m suspicious you will and I don’t know if I can deal with that.
Malleus: Do you want to talk about it?
Yuu: Oh, fuck yeah. So let me explain to you why Crowley has done shit for me and how I’m pretty sure he probably hasn’t bothered trying to look for a way home for me-