#twisted wonderland quotes

[equestriagirl16]

((Twst spoilers))

MC: I won’t let you do this to my friends!

Rollo: My apologies but I don’t plan on negotiating with any acquaintance of these heathens！*SLAP*

MC: UGH-

Rollo: Now I can finally rid the world of-why do I hear boss music?

[twst-quotes]

Jack: what if Leona-san voiced a GPS?

Ruggie: "Good job, you missed the exit, you disgrace"

[squidwen]

TWST Scenario

Azul: “But Y/N, how can I improve my image without taking other people’s talents?”

MC/Yuu: “You could change your name.”

Azul: “What’s wrong with Azul?”

MC/Yuu: “Say it backwards.”

Azul: “Luza.” (Loser)

MC/Yuu: …

Jade and Floyd: *try not to be sick from how hard they’re laughing*

Azul: *knows he will never hear the end of this*

[atierrorian]

Twisted Wonderland quotes#2

[Name] sitting around being bored in Ramschackle and nothing better to do while Grim sits besides them.

[Name]: I'm bored

Grim: Well what are you gonna do about that?

[Name]: ...

Grim: ...

*Grim in a pretty pink dress*

[Name]: *Stands tall and proud of their work*

[Name]: Do you or do you not feel bonita?

Grim: ...

Grim: I feel bonita..

[Name]: Wonderful, because you look bonita!

[Name]: Now I gotta show the rest!

Grim: NO-

[ay-chuu]

I had to. Bye

WAKA WAKA EE EEE

[cozygold]

I love this so much

Original creator

[bluesylveon2]

Literally any TWST guy: I am going to ask Yuu/MC out on a date

Grim, hiding nearby: FINALLY!

TWST guys to Yuu/MC: maybe we can check it out together, see what RSA has been up to

The staff (minus Crowley) join in: OH MY GOSH! IT'S HAPPENING!!

Grim: YES IT IS! YES IT IS! YES IT IS! What is she going to say?

Yuu/MC: it's okay. Crowley handled it for once so there is no need for that 😊

Staff: Oh come on!

Grim: YUU/MC WHY?!?!??!

*Sometime later

Yuu/MC: No way! Did he just ask me out on a date???!?!

Grim, appearing out of nowhere: YES YOU IDIOT!!! *ugly sobs*

[gigisafeplace]

Yuu: Yo, Azul!

Yuu: What kind of octopus are you?

Azul: Why..?

Yuu: I wish to know how edible you are.

[gorushii]

Will Jamil scared of a butterfly?

Pls answer me

[tenaciousphilosopherfire]

Yu: Dammit, Grim!

Grim: What?! It wasn’t me!

Yu: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Azul!

Azul: Not me either.

Yu: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Riddle : *whistles*

[equestriagirl16]

MC: *petting Malleus while he kneels on the ground with his head in their lap*

Random student: Psssh, how pathetic. A soon to be king practically on a weak little human’s leash. I fear for the future of this world.

Malleus: *appearing behind them* Oh how pathetic. Ignorant scum not knowing how to mind their own business. If you’re so worried I can assure you, the future would be much brighter without you in it.

Random student: *shitting bricks*

Malleus: *returns to his spot peacefully like nothing happened*

[twst-quotes]

Floyd: if I'm losing a fight I'm biting you. Can't beat em eat em.

Jamil: oh my god, someone send him back to the sea

[adarkenedforest]

Epel: I WILL FIGHT YOU-

Jack: That's nice Epel

Epel: aaaaAAAAAAA

[atierrorian]

Twisted wonderland quotes#1

Ace: WAKE ME UP!

Epel: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

Ace: CAN'T WAKE UP!

Epel: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

Jack and Sebek: SAVE MEEEE!

[Name]: ...

Grim: ...

[Name]: Skill issue fr-

Grim be like:

[ye-local-simp]

Vil: If you can't beat them, dress better than them

[cozygold]

Angry npc: MALLEUS ISN'T GOING TO PROTECT YOU

Yuu: I know