#twisted wonderland shitpost

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (pinned under a cauldron) Deuce what the fuck man?

Deuce: you tried to stab me!

Yuu: it was just a funny thing I wanted to do, a little prank of you will

Deuce: murder is not a prank!

[takeachillpillshawty]

Would I beat them in a fight?

I'm just going over each dorm member and see who'd I beat in a fight.

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle- yes.

Duece- maybe, this dude was a delinquent. He probably has the meanest right hook.

Ace- it depends... But I'm most definitely winning.

Trey- mans got muscles, but I'm most likely losing.

Cater- yes. I feel like Cater is the type of person to grab hair first in a fight, one body slam and he's out.

SAVANNAH CLAW

Leona- no, this mf might be too lazy to go to class but I see that sleeper built. I'm getting me shit wrecked.

Jack- NO. Next person.

Ruggie- similar to Deuce, this man lived the struggle and probably had to scuffle the get what he wants. Ruggie will use cheap tricks and will bite, but unfortunately this guy is built like a twig.... So a gut punch and he's out.

OCTAVINELLE

Azul- he fights like an old man, he'd use his cane to get in a few wacks but besides that? I'm winning for sure.

Jade and Floyd- Nope....NOPE.

SCARABIA

Kalim- Kalim wouldn't want to fight to begin with so I'd win by default.

Jamil- now Jamil on the other hand, he's basically Kalim's bodyguard. He's probably trained for these kind of situations... So naw, I'm losing this one.

POMEFIORE

Vil- losing. His heels are 13 cm, one kick from that and I'm down.

Rook- his in game model does him dirty because I know for someone who's damn good at archery like Rook he'd be jacked. So no, I'm just gonna take the loss.

Epel- most definitely.

IGHIHYDE

Idia- yes, it would be too easy.

Ortho- it's like trying to win a fight when the other person has a gun, no.

DIASOMNIA

Yeah, I'm not going to embarrass myself with this one. Malleus would kill me, Lilia would kill me, Sebek will kill me and Silver would kill me.

[forgwater]

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

who wants to tell him??

Fellow, at the end of Playful Land: lmao I would never want to go to your shitty school, NRC brats!!

Rollo:

Rollo, with a playable SSR 1 year after his event: Neither did I, and look where that got me.

[absolutepokemontrash]

I love how ADeuce fans treat the two of them, it’s hilarious. It reminds me of how dog owners act with their dogs vs how cat owners are with their cat.

Fans with Deuce: This is Deuce, he’s a rescue and we love him very much, he is a perfect Angel and he tries his best every day-

Fans with Ace: This is Ace, we pulled him out of a trash can and now he won’t leave us alone. He has caused every problem in this world and everything is his fault. He is the king of bastards and despised by all who meet him.

[viviennevermillion]

[xrosegorex]

[treysimp]

I think a Disney meme might be appropriate like so

Idk if I'm doing it right but anyway! Have a good night/day!

“Hey TreySimp why did you make Leona’s ass bigger? Hey TreySimp???? HEY-!”

[feimier]

some shitposts! some made from posts by the hilarious @duskymrel or things my friend have said or just from the internet

also shameless self promotion if you’re seeing this you might want to check out my latest fic lol thank you if you do :3

[ihaveyourleftsock]

Ace: You know, the prefect has been pretty quiet today.

Deuce: Maybe it's the stress. They've dealt with four overblots and it hasn't even been six months since the school year started.

Yuu/MC: *playing music in their head* Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya, drank, Swalla-la-la.

[b0njourbeach]

This is based on following meme by @/ourplemoment on Pinterest:

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?

Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!

Lilia: Malleus 2.0

Malleus: Malleus the second

Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?

Malleus: irrelevant

Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)

Yuu: Silver wins

[takeachillpillshawty]

Things I need to see in more\ want to happen twst fanfics

Vil living as Vil Schoenhiet the student at NRC and not THE Vil Schoenhiet model, actor, and influencer.

Kalim angst. I love him but sometimes I love seeing my babygurl suffer, and not Jamil betraying him angst. No, I want him to question his self worth as a dorm leader in general, I want him to be on edge at the thought of an assassin at school, I want him to worry about the people he befriends knowing that getting involved with him will put their lives in danger just like him.

Leona's hinted depression being discussed.

Jade finally being seen as the scarier twin than Floyd, I don't care Jade lovers your mans is scaring away the hoes.

Yuu\ Prefect \ YN adjusting to the world or Twisted Wonderland... Literally, getting used to the oxygen, atmosphere, eating fruits or food that doesn't exist in their world, so on and so on.

Riddle being a kid.

Vil enjoying his flaws and accept that there are people who genuinely love him even if he isn't the fairest one of all.

Trein and Riddle having father son moments.

Jamil realizing that his parents played a bigger role of his hatred for Kalim, and that it was possible for he and Kalim to be friends after all.

Silver and Sebek being brothers. Yes, I see them as brothers Silbek shippers don't come at me.

Ortho being creepy as fuck, like as in uncanny valley creepy. I know with my full heart that is Ortho was real he'd give major uncanny valley effect. I love him, he's still my son.

Lilia going through the grief of losing Meleanor.

Grim and Prefect some how fusing together into one being, A being able to do magic and be accepted as a student.

Kalim being unhinged, like feral. Not in the sugar rush kind of way, like giving a 5 year old the power of God kind of unhinged.

Cater, Kalim and Lilia all just collectively crying together to let all the stress, frustration, anger and sadness out. They usually do this during club hours.

N I E G E L E B L A N C H E.

[forgwater]

Caters Revenge

Crowley had it coming.

(special thanks to @ferns-island for the graffiti ideas <3)

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

loser energy

Just when I thought nothing could surpass Rollo's patheticness... 💀 and then in comes Fellow using the loudspeaker system in the amusement park to gloat about how he has captured some NRC students and taunt the ones he's still hunting down... AND NOT HIM KISSING ASS TO HIS BOSS UP UNTIL THEY HANG UP ON HIM..... . ... ....... . . . ...... .... . . . .. . . ... .. . .. Loser behavior fr 🤡

[kami-kun1003]

i’m like 80% sure this has already been done before because it fits so well but i haven’t seen any so :)