#twitter dot com

[defilerwyrm]

Welcome to Tumblr, Tweeps!

You can’t post porn here but you can—and should—tell TERFs to kill themselves!

Enjoy your stay!

[ayjaydraws]

“WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON X DOT COM?”

[serenenecrosis-twt]

[lewishamiltonstuff]

What the fuck is rate limit?

[asterionyx]

Oh my GOD DUDE JUST LEAVE THE DAMN SITE ALONE, UR FUCKING IT ALL UP

[takkton]

Sometimes I think about the time my Twitter was suspended because during an E3 event announcing some BotW news and Splatoon stuff, I changed my header to “Nintendo OWNS my ASS” and twitter staff claimed that was impersonation and I had to call a support line to get it reactivated.

And then when I was fully banned because my friend posted a meme about a character stuffing him and I, a very funny teen used to tumblr, replied to him with “I will kill you with my teeth” which was cited by twitter to be a serious threat of harm and harassment to another person.

There’s just something cathartic seeing what’s become of twitter now. That was god saving me from whatever fresh hell is going on there now.

Side note:

I think they really banned me because I was the funniest guy on there. They had to be rid of me before that post could take off.

Also:

Got the worlds funniest message any time I tried to post on the app, delete messages, or edit my profile LMAO.

[greenbileba5tard]

Now that all the twitter refugees are flocking to tumblr can we as the radical left vore elongated muskrat????

[cringewatergod]

twitter moment but think about how rad ultrakill would be as a movie

[kef-meister]

Twitter's Dead, All Hail X

Billionaires are such losers, but this guy in particular is clutching the shiny paper crown he got at a McDonald's birthday party and declaring himself king of all cosmos. Lord Dipshit Loser Supreme has decided to kill the bird entirely, tossing out seventeen years of brand development; brand recognition and cultural reference. Masterful stroke, sir. I personally can't wait for every fucking website on the entire internet with any Twitter functionality to have those parts of it broken forever as a result of this sudden change.

"When you use a bird to write, it's called exing." - Maui (Moana) 2016

[baepsrae]

Absolutely no one:

Elon Musk:

[defilerwyrm]

WELL the tweets keep comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ tax the candy ass, wanna see the fuck runnin’ didn’t make sense but the rebrand’s done he may have cash but he sure is dumb

now let’s all point, now let’s all laugh let’s all hope he’ll go drown in his own bath you never know how much you’ve got until your dumb ass makes it rot

hey now you’re a muskrat trust fund baby go cry hey now you’re a muskrat just a manchild please die

billionaires should all croak give their cash to schools and die broke

[comradeclover]

[serenenecrosis-twt]

Wait until Elon finds out that the less time people spend looking at tweets, the less time they spend looking at ads, therefore the less money he gets paid, from the people who pay money for him to show us their ads next to our best buddies' posts, until eventually, Twitter as a company is actually spending more monthly than it's getting paid, and we witness the very first major bankruptcy case of a Social Media Titan.

Makes me want to research myspace

[happyfreeconfusedaandlonely]

it's like titanic submarine that imploded but instead of the billionaires it's the social media apps...

[the-bfly-effect]

She exceeds on my rate till I limit

[sallyastral]

I just fucking realized that I could be possibly cancelled on Twitter dot com because of the main ship in my Zelda au because Vaati is 50.000+ and Faigel is 26