A/n: y/n just turned into toddler, platonic, gn reader and incorrect quotes.
Warning: none... But a long post and Not in order.
Luckily, Floyd was there when this all happened. He just scooped you and runs straight to his place even when people are screaming behind him, Mostro Lounge VIP room. Floyd was surprisingly gentle knowing that humans are weak but babies are more delicate than them. And all eyes on you dear. Not Jade wanted to dress you as a mushroom and Floyd dress you as shrimpy. Azul was speechless the whole time he just couldn't... your chubby figure reminds him of himself, try to poke your chubby cheeks as you chuckle. It was adorable!!! Leading Floyd to tickle you a little while laughing along. Maybe he can be the perfect babysitter too. But it's bad he can't hug you. The way you were enjoying being around them extremely turn Azul soft and the twins are more curious. Jade took responsibility to feed you, but well others too also want their turn so it was chaos, as you fall asleep while Jade pats your back gently. not Azul about to cry if you hold his finger subconsciously like an emotional father.
Floyd: here we go shimpy~ *throwing and catching them in the air, sorry it didn't look like normal uppies*
Azul: Floyd! please put them down you are going to hurt them.
Floyd: no! I'm not they are also enjoying it~ *showing Azul how y/n giggle* SEE!!!
Jade: Floyd, they will vomit if you continue.
The poor boy is in full panic mode, screaming into his pillow. Meanwhile, Ortho felt delighted like he is now a big brother too. While Idia wanted to run out of his room but can't. Ortho attempted to lighten the room by removing curtains so you didn't feel frightened, loading the information about how to take care of the baby, and going outside to have some baby stuff leaving Idia alone with you as you looked at him deadpan (it's his POV), munching your finger probably judging him (again his POV). He just thinks that you will find him scary and if he got close, you will wail for sure. But with your vision, you couldn't focus anywhere besides those blue flam locks, which got you to shift towards him as he catches you in seconds before you fall from bed, trembling while you grab one of his hair locks and observe it. He just nervously sits near you like a figure and lets you look at his hair but god when you let out a small whimper it got him jumped up. Did he upset you or were his hairs ugly? or do you want to eat something, like there are snacks? He checks his phone showing the ortho will be there in 5 mins.
idia: *thinking, maybe if they see some kid show. it will distract them for some time*
y/n: *looking down with a pout*
Idia: but which show...
idia: ah! y/n you were in the mid of Attack on titans season 4 last time do you want to continue it...
Kalim has a lot of siblings so you just kinda add one more, that's all. But he will be happy to take care of you, bring you to his place show Jamil who almost split his tea and Party!!!. For Jamil, it didn't make much difference too, he already taking care of one kid so just one more add up for the time. Plus he got skills, he can easily take care of you if you are a good one. Unconsciously compare you with Kalim, now he prefers you above Kalim to take care. There is no problem. You can be relaxed and chill, play with this happy prince. Who will give you everything if you find something to play or how about a ride on a flying carpet? you can count on them. but Jamil got worried like it was time for your lunch while Kalim and you are Norway. Somewhere Kalim trying to figure out why are crying.
Jamil: is it safe to give this gold coin to them?
Kalim: it's okay, Jamil.
y/n:... *Observing it*
Kalim: see, how they are observing it.
y/N: *put it into their mouth*
Jamil:... no! wait y/n!!
Your adoption papers are already up, dear. Now you will be part of the family. Lilia also wants to have a new child. Dressing you in clothes made of fluffy fabric as if resemble a dragon, a cap having two horns coving your head and eyes. As he shows you to Malleus, the fae looks at you little shocked but chuckling when you lift your hands, "bah!" like you pretending to scare him or being a fae. He end up smiling, even as a child you are not scared of him. But then you raise your arms like you wanted the tall fae to pick you up. He hesitated a little but Lilia encouraged him, ignoring Sebek. and the view you got from there was 5-star, the height, now not returning to Lilian's arms. Your father Lilia is a little sad ne.. but he will still take care of you, no dought, he will take you for walks, sing you a lullaby and... feed you!! okay, so no one is that heartless here. Silver tries excusing that those elements can't be consumed by humans, he doesn't want you to be poisoned at such an age.
Lilia: hmmm.. is this powdered milk really good for them...
Silver: they kinda seem to like it...
Lilia: let me make it then
silver: fath- *He just snatches it*
*After 30 minutes*
Malleus: Lillia what is this...
Lilia: that powdered milk...
Malleus: *thinking that all it needed was to mix with warm water, so why it is pink and bubbles popping up?*
... Hmmm, he is jealous of your baby skin now. Like hell, your soft and poreless skin with red cheeks which everyone wants to have in this dorm minus Epel. Vil just can't stop himself to dress you up in different styles and taking your full shootout. Calling professional artists and photographers, this needs to be captured, until you get annoyed. Plus healthy food and good quality sleep are top priorities here so you can be flawless. Rook is not allowed near you as you seem to dislike him. Sign, Rook just wanted to study you. Or the way he just peek-a-boo you, gives goosebumps. Epel was also not allowed to get close to you too, he is a bad influence said by Vil. And don't giggle at neige, vil will take this bad way.
Vil: did you see where y/n went?
Random student:... I saw epel took the baby somewhere.
Vil: that brat!!
Epel: aren't they cute? *Showing you to his friends*
He just run directly to your place when he heard what occurred, shouting his unique on the unfortunate individual who caused this mess. It is his responsibility now to defend you when you are in your most vulnerable form. Furthermore, you helped him a lot after he overbloted, therefore he should pay you back. Well... first and foremost, no ace or deuce, he is not going to offer you to them, since he knows they are reckless as hell. Second, Cater stop taking pictures. He seemed embarrassed when he saw your big eyes got watery when he yelled on idiots, it seems you didn't like it when he show anger and raise his voice. He is a single child so his knowledge about this is zero, and hear Trey came in. But, of course, Riddle still try to do most of the stuff by himself. Plus mini crown clip on your head with red and white clothes. Now if you ate his tart or pick a rose, he will just swallow his anger reminding himself that you are a toddler right now. But when you pick the rose and gifted it to him, he softened. How could he punish you??? But sometimes he couldn't control his emotions so he just excuse himself.
Riddle: excuse me for a second. *Discovered that the white roses are not painted in red yet*
Ace: *whistling and thinking why does cater handle him this brush*
Riddle: ACE TRAPPOLA OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!"
Ace: HUH !! Why??
He is done, yesterday it was his nephew and today you turned into a toddler. He already hates kids. What is worse hyper sunshine nephew or a toddler who can't understand him? but at least he tried. He sat you on the grass and lay beside you closing his eyes to take a nap but couldn't as you were looking at him curiously. He turned his side while you face his back, knowing that Ruggie and Jack will be soon here. But even after that, he couldn't bring himself to have a peaceful nap. Why? it was planned that you will sleep after Ruggie feed you, but Ruggie was being loud, louder than your giggles as you were playing with Jack's tail while the wolf boy was watching you silently. (wolf and a human baby... jungle book?). You were trying to catch his furry tail as it shift side to side. Just pretending asleep and cursing the dorm members. Then he heard Ruggie that you want to touch his ears, he snapped.
Leona: Oi! didn't you have class Jack! Ruggie!
Ruggie: but you also have.
Leona: just get lost!!
Ruggie: *pout*, hai hai~
Leona: *catching y/n*, and where are you going herbivores.
☆ DIA ☆ SOM ☆ NIA ☆
Yuu: I'm not even sure if Floyd likes me.
Ace: What do you mean? Floyd would throw himself in front of a moving car for YOU!
Yuu: No. Floyd would throw himself in front of a moving car for FUN.
kiss your best friend | octavinelle
kiss your best friend and see how they react!
parts. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven
characters. azul, jade, and floyd
cw. red flagged eels
note. forgot that this lil' series existed oops. reader is yuu in floyd's
full on yelps lmao
he's visibly shaking as he pushes you away with a gaping mouth that doesn't know whether to stay closed or question what the hell just happened.
if anything his glasses would've broken from the pink shade of his face and the steam out of his ears. but alas.. that is simply not possible realistically.
he's prolly like: what does this mean?! azuls tearing out his hair and grinding his teeth in his mind aggressively because let's face it; what does it mean? why on earth would you.. kiss him for no reason at all?!
you slump. "sorry, uhm,, let's just forget about this yeah?" you sigh. taking in his petrified face and shaking limbs as a sign of shock, and fear. you slap yourself in the face. stupid (name)
but azul peels off the hands on your face and displays a face that is a mixture of embarrassment and shyness. he just pulled out the courage out of his ass after seeing you upset.
and the last thing I want is you thinking that it is a mistake. he thinks. technically it is a mistake but... you get the point.
he doesn't know how to comfort you and just stands there like 🧍♂️
azul will start crying if you actually think it's a mistake.
jade rn: 😲
you sure do know how to catch him off guard with the element of suprise. usually something as trivial as romance and,, kissing would have him tailing it out the room but he can say that was surprisingly pleasing.
pretends nothing happened to mess with you, literally enjoys your nervous glancing and distraught face.
but eventually tells you to warn him as you short circuit at the word 'next time' by the near end of his sentence. he really likes to mess with you.
joked aside he really does see whatever obsession ordinary humans have with the physical touch thing.. he can even say he feels a little greedy to keep you to himself.. you know maybe drag you to—
oh well. to the unfortunate of others he seems way too happy. he's practically chasing everyone off with an eery smile behind you even if they so tried to converse with you.
here you got a happy, big, tall, scary, protective eel man who's obsessed in love.
it's insane how casual his response is.
and a little concerning to be honest, it feels like you guys don't even need a label to be doing whatever together. and it felt like that from the start 👁
he just smiles really wide, showing off his sharp teeth, picks you up and hugs you in the air with a joyous face.
which would have been cute if he didn't practically demand you for more!! if you had a hundred madol for every time floyd had started asking you for a kiss after the first one you'd be rich.
your lips actually feel numb and at some point you had started hiding because you are going to go insane if he asks for another. floyd is around the corner? you're shoving yourself into deuce's locker as you leave your poor friend to deal with floyd's; "have you seen shrimpy?"
you feel bad, of course. hiding from your practically boyfriend with no label but he really doesn't give you a break.
ahem 🚩 hearing "shrimpyy!!~" is like the omen for a tiring day.
we have a happy, big, tall, scary, protective eel man who's even more obsessed in love.
prank successfully failed??
Cater: You and Trey have been closer than usual. Are you two dating or something?
Mc: Um... No we're not...
Cater: Really? And what do bees make?
Mc: Uh, honey?
Trey, entering the room: Yes, dear?
Cater: Don't ever lie to me again
Leona: Yes I had "sleep over" with Mc *smirk*
Mc: ..... You mean the time you "accidentally" fell asleep over me and didn't wake up for hours?
Leona: Yes... It was good sleep over *smiley*
Below is a picture of the situation
The glean is deadly- he swears
“What’s wrong, cat’s got your tongue?”
Doodled ace,, life is a little hectic but thanks everyone for being patient with me 😭❤️
Why does he remind me of some Kageguri characters? Especially that first expression 💀💀
♡ How to gain the cephalopod's adoration ♡
-> things you can do to make da boss swoon over you
azul x reader (fluff!)
Check out malleus' ver. / leona's ver. here!
Be thoughtful and kind, do little things for him!
Is it busy at the Mostro Lounge? Offer to help out! Are you eating Azul’s favorite food, fried chicken? Save some for him! Found any interesting coins? Hand them over to him to examine and keep! Do him little favors and give him small things that you know he’ll like. Show him that he’s been on your mind because it's about to boggle his own. This boy will be so confused at your actions because he sees the idea of giving without expecting anything back as unusual, sketchy, even. After all, many of his interactions with people have been transactional, especially with the use of his contracts. So he will ask you directly for your motives, and you’d give him an answer that would further flabbergast him: “Why not?” (which would make this guy "aaAAA MOU YADA!!" himself away from you lmaooo 💀)
One thing is for sure– he'll never forget anything you'd given him or had done for him. He wouldn’t forget a single detail because he's planning to return the favor. It wouldn’t sit right with him if he didn’t do so. And so he would pay you back by helping you study, giving you free meals at the lounge, and offering other things that would help you, all without even having to make you sign a contract.
The extent to which he does all this will also surprise you that even you will have to ask him, why? What would he gain from this? And he’ll respond that it was to simply pay you back.
Keep your gaze on him because he’s not done yet. Not until you’ve seen him avert his eyes from yours, the redness in his cheeks growing brighter, and he'll softly reply,
“...Your time. I would get to spend more time with you, y/n.”
And in time, he’d eventually like to gain your heart as well, teehee ♡
(But after he says that, he'll be an absolute mess, so try not to tease him too much about it please! Dude is already so insecure about himself, don't give him another reason to be 😭 If you give him a peck on the cheek though, he might not be able to survive that either ;) )
Remind him of home by hosting a feast for him on his birthday!
In his Birthday Vignette, it’s clear to see that Azul loves his family. During those times he can’t come home for break or especially during his birthday (since it’s still wintertime), find a way to set up a feast for him like he used to when he was younger. Bring Jade and Floyd into the plan if you have to! (If you’re trying to set up the feast in the Mostro Lounge without Azul noticing, then you’ll really have to include them) Your thoughtfulness will warm his heart.
Sing with him!
Don’t be shy now. He has a thing for singing voices, so you’ve got to let him hear yours! Have him hop on the piano, chirp a few notes, and sing along with him (Or at least try to!) Have some jam sessions together, singing through both of your favorite songs, and maybe have Jade and Floyd hop in with their instruments too. (Y’all can basically be a band LOL) He’d find it so endearing! spending a good time with his favorite ppl :)
Collect coins with him!
I've already briefly mentioned this in the first bullet point but let me elaborate a bit. Whatever interesting-looking coins you have laying around or that you find outside, bring it to him. Some of them might not be worth much, but he'd enjoy examining them and figuring out its origins. If you manage to find a rare coin, the joy that will bloom on his face will be priceless (no pun intended heh) and it'd be a different type of happiness than the composed type he'd usually show. We want to see more of that!
Compliment the Mostro Lounge!
The Mostro Lounge is Azul's baby. Take notice of the things he's doing with it and how he's trying to improve it. He invests so much into his business and he will have just as much appreciation for you if you notice all these details he puts into it. Whether it's the color he chose for the tablecloths or the brand of dishware he serves with, let him know you're aware of it! It'll show that you care about what he deeply cherishes, and so will he cherish you too.
Though some parts of his childhood were rough, remind him of the best parts and have him focus on that instead. Make him feel comfortable enough that he can allow himself to truly open up to you instead of holing up in his octopus-pot 🐙
a/n: I know that description is funky but you can't tell me azul and the leech bros aren't basically the fish mafia of NRC and therefore he's *with a Brooklyn accent* da boss.
I also wanted to mention for that first bullet point, there was another thing that I was thinking of writing instead. Ok so when Azul asks you about your motives fo being so kind to him and if you were to say, "To make you happy" or smth like that, he'd probably say, "You want my happiness? Then let me have your time. It's a fair deal, no? ;) " but I scrapped that idea bc I don't think he'd be so smooth around his crush ngl LOL 😂
Anyway, Idia is probably gonna be next! Then maybe Vil or Jade, hmm
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﹟azul : jade : floyd : x gn!reader. no cw/tw. soft blurbs of calling them pretty, because they are your pretty boy. established relationship. absolutely not proofread.
༘˚₊➳❥ 𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎.
straddling the waist of your beloved octomer boyfriend, you couldn’t help but stare at his face, admiring every bit of it. his gorgeous eyes, his hair tickling his face, his kissable lips with his little beauty mark, all of it were beautiful to you. as he gulped under your gaze, you could imagine his mind worriedly racing with thoughts, assuming untrue and foolish self-loathing things about himself again. “you’re my pretty boy, please don’t think so little of yourself, Azul,” you hummed, smiling gently at him as he lets out a cough, unsure if he had heard you correctly. “what?” he squeaked out, cheeks adorning a red shade as he tries to look you in the eyes but finds himself gazing at the floor. a part of him hoped his misheard you, but the other much more selfish part of him hoped what he heard was right, and was the genuine truth. “pretty boy,” you repeat again, a little louder this time while brushing his hair behind his ear as you press your forehead against his, fingers tracing his bottom lip as he parts it slightly, his cheeks burning even hotter than before as his eyes meet your’s again. too close, he thinks, even if the two of you were dating what gave you the right to fluster him and make him feel so special? “you’re so pretty i wonder how you don’t get it. i guess i’ll have to make you realize it myself.” before he could respond to your praise, he finds his fingers in your hair as the two of you close your eyes, exchanging many kisses.
༘˚₊➳❥ 𝐉𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇.
“you’re so pretty when you smile like that, especially when you show me your teeth,” you uttered out, fork digging into your pasta as you twirled it, “i also love the way your eyes light up when you talk about what you love,” you continued, blowing on it as your boyfriend paused mid sentence by your sudden comment, staring at you wide eyed and mouth agape. swallowing your bite, you look up to see for the very first time a genuine look of shock on Jade’s face, startled by your choice of words. “are you alright, Jade?” You asked as he regained his usual composure. “i am quite alright. it’s just you never seem to fail to amuse me no matter how much time passes,” he replied as you laugh a little, putting your cutlery down and wiping your lips with a napkin before getting up from your seat, choosing to move into his arms as you wrap your hands around his neck. “neither do you,” you hummed, giving him a kiss right underneath his eye as you rub your thumb across his cheek. “you’re such a pretty boy, my pretty boy. i’m so lucky to have you and to be able to listen to you talk about what you love.” with zero hesitation, one of his hands captured your free one, the other against the crevice of your back pulling you closer to him, lips meeting your’s in a slow and passionate kiss. truly, no one but you could make him feel like this, prefect.
༘˚₊➳❥ 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇.
it only took a few seconds of entering monstro lounge for you to find yourself tackled into a huge hug by your boyfriend, him peppering kisses all over your face with little giggles, whining over how much he missed you since classes. “i’ve missed you too my pretty boy.” you cooed, squishing his cheeks between your fingers. the second what you said registered with him Floyd’s eyes lit up, nuzzling his face further into your palms as he squished you against him harder, eyes staring at you expectantly. “aww, does my pretty boy want more affection?” you ask teasingly, pressing a kiss against the tip of his nose and then onto his lips, deepening it before remembering just where you were. as soon as you pulled back your boyfriend’s eyes narrowed as though betrayed you’d suddenly stop as a pout formed on his lips. “i’ll give you all the kisses you want when your shift is done, alright?” you console him as he perks back up, grinning at you. “you better keep your word or i’ll squeeze you tight, shrimpy! remember, i’m your pretty boy.” he proudly said, dragging you to a table in his section where he could watch you sit and inevitably join you after ditching his shift.
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TWST Incorrect quotes#338 He took that personal-
In the Middle of the Beanfest
Rook: Sooo~*Is currently holding his weapon at par with you*It only makes sense your future husband and father of your seven babies win!~
Yuu*Eyes widen and lower bean shooter*SEVEN BABIES!? YA MUST BE OUTTA YA MIND MAN!Im planning to play the field till im AT LEAST 34 then maybe MAYBE, If I decide to settle down and get married-i'll think about possibly considering about MAYBE toying with the notion of having one! ONE CHILD-
Rook*Smilling at you, taking it as a challenge*
Yuu: THATS IT!-AND I'LL HAVE IT BY MYSELF WHEN IM READY, THANK YOU.VERY.MUCH!
Rook: Oooh~...So THAT'S how it gonna be?~
Please tell me you guys get why I choose seven kids-if someone gets it I will let them do a request for a quote!~